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[–]lawlipawps 290 points291 points ago

Cat nip is one hell of a drug.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 439 points440 points ago

Day 984 of My Captivity

My captors have introduced something new to my cell. It appears to be some sort of plant. I must investigate.

Something isn't right. I have been foiled. The plant appears to have been laced with something. The room is spinning. I... I...

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh fuck oh crap oh shit oh crap fuck what is happening what is this is this real fuck yeah it is shit relax think fuck why shit relax think breath must do something oh fuck stay calm remember first aid shit must get help oh fuck oh shit oh shit

Dude.

There's like... the word OK. The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?

I think I just invented sound.

Sheeeiiiiit. There should be like... There needs to be white chocolate milk. Tell me I didn't just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind.

I bet I could eat a thousand mice. Meece. Mouses.

Claws go in, claws go out. You can't explain that.

You know, my captors aren't so bad. I should tell them about my chocolate milk idea. I love chocolate milk.

[–]rabidsi 216 points217 points ago

The word OK looks like a sideways person.

Cannot unsee...

[–]eXeKane 62 points63 points ago

Bed looks like an actual Bed if you look at it.

[–]UnorthodoxGentleman 63 points64 points ago

Works better with a lowercase b. bed

[–]Dreamwaltzer 86 points87 points ago

I like my Beds to have pillows.

[–]UnorthodoxGentleman 47 points48 points ago

That's a pretty big pillow...

[–]Forgototherpassword 78 points79 points ago

OK <-- for a pretty big head

[–]Captain_Redbeard 34 points35 points ago

oK

[–]SweetNeo85 61 points62 points ago

bunk
beds

[–]frozetoze 2 points3 points ago

HEED! PANTS NAO!

[–]stray1ight 0 points1 point ago

That thing looks like an orange on a toothpick!

[–]phantombrass 0 points1 point ago

Best movie ever.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

we're still talking about beds, right?

[–]3catsandcounting 0 points1 point ago

orz

[–]xavierpicard 0 points1 point ago

Bed looks like a guy lying in a bed, looking down at him from the ceiling, he's on the left side of the bed, he sleeps alone, and he's masturbating.

[–]Pienix 19 points20 points ago

'Boob' looks like the three perspectives of... boobs ! :

  • B: top view
  • oo: front view
  • b : side view

hooray for boobies!

[–]ExhibitQ 0 points1 point ago

I see a circular puddle with two mountains in the background.

[–]spermfoot 5 points6 points ago

QK looks like a sideways [visible] Ninja.

[–]TheKingofPanclark 4 points5 points ago

....Get on the floor. EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

[–]Dayvido 5 points6 points ago

Or a picnic table with a watermelon on top

[–]thelessineeded 6 points7 points ago

I now want white chocolate milk harder than I've ever wanted anything in my life.

[–]adaminc 10 points11 points ago

There does need to be white chocolate milk. White chocolate is awesome.

Also this > http://highdeas.com/lifestyle/White_chocolate_milk

You stole that quote!

[–]obliterationn 9 points10 points ago

I'm a cat and whenever I drink orange juice I can speak English for 10 seconmeow meow meow meow meow

[–]flightrulez 4 points5 points ago

[–]Pterodactyl_Time 1 point2 points ago

Meecen. Its spelled meecen.

[–]Chugabum 0 points1 point ago

got the ok thing word for word from highdeas, just sayin

[–]Calmiche 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, I was going to upvote you, but you were already at 420...

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

I love you.

[–]AUZZ13_BL1TZ 8 points9 points ago

Well so is marijuana but you don't see stoners rolling around on the floor

[–]Crash_Dummy_Donovan 1 point2 points ago

Above the influence.

[–]thelovepirate 18 points19 points ago

C.A.R.E.

(Catnip Abuse Resistance Education)

[–]Mr_Dmc 11 points12 points ago

D.A.R.E to C.A.R.E

[–]ShakiraFan77 2 points3 points ago

What does D.A.R.E. stand for?

[–]FollowingRules 12 points13 points ago

Drugs Are Really Expensive

[–]Way_too_poor 12 points13 points ago

Does Anyone Really Excercise?

[–]420wasabisnappin 5 points6 points ago

Drug Abuse Resistance Education

[–]thatalbatross 1 point2 points ago

My cat doesn't respond to it at all. It's so disappointing. There's nothing quite like watching your cat go all wiggidy-wack over a catnip-stuffed toy.

[–]Cypressinn -2 points-1 points ago

Mo like bitches in heat. Edit: I on purpose dog

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Mikethechimp 1 point2 points ago

That, or Reddit is predictable and trite.

[–]hotboxpizza 0 points1 point ago

Not even once.

[–]ohmeohmyke 37 points38 points ago

Damnit I missed another reddit meetup.

[–]I_DONT_HAVE_AIDS 40 points41 points ago

Guy on bottom right left succumbed to peer pressure.

[–]josawalk 19 points20 points ago

left?

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 12 points13 points ago

He means the bottom top.

[–]I_DONT_HAVE_AIDS 10 points11 points ago

TIL I'm 5 years old.

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

It's a good thing you don't have AIDS, then.

[–]KaraokeGod 2 points3 points ago

What the hell are you guys... guys? sigh the shit that I put up with.

[–]heyfella 0 points1 point ago

stage right.

[–]Exducer 2 points3 points ago

"I don't get...why...kinda looks awesome...maybe I'll try it...flop...FUCK YES!"

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 31 points32 points ago

They see me rolling, they hatin......

[–]Lady_Eemia 9 points10 points ago

I love how the one in the back just sort of walks away. Like he wants no part in the whole affair.

[–]dubbledutch 110 points111 points ago

[–]That90sShow 13 points14 points ago

[–]tigger0jk 0 points1 point ago

I got five deep before I figured it out... facepalm

[–]Hobo-With-A-Shotgun 28 points29 points ago

Never seen this, not everyone is on their PC for 18 hours a day.

[–]DubJohnny 1 point2 points ago

*24 Hours, FTFY

[–]dubbledutch 1 point2 points ago

It's the title that I have a problem with. It's not my gif.

[–]Mad1Maxx 9 points10 points ago

Exactly, reposts are unavoidable as not everyone will have seen everything ever posted. If they use the same title though, it means they've seen it, and decided to repost it, changing nothing, purely for the karma.

[–]Exducer 1 point2 points ago

Because Reddit Karma translates into real life stuff right?

[–]Exducer 1 point2 points ago

The guys downvoting you are however.

[–]Thotaz -4 points-3 points ago

It's not about being on the pc all the time, it's about being there at the right time.

[–]thisismyivorytower 4 points5 points ago

No, it is about being on the internet at any point of the day and seeing everything the internet has offered in that day.

Past, present and future, the internet is yours to behold. So pick up your mantle, young Thotaz, and be what you were meant to be. A hero. A white knight. The one the internet needs!

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

I go on reddit less than five hours a day and saw this before.

[–]Mullagain[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I definitely didn't see this Edit: I wasn't making a joke. I didn't see that post before I posted mine. If that's why I'm being downvoted?

[–]Max_Was_Here 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mullagain[S] 10 points11 points ago

Ok

[–]Naxza 1 point2 points ago

Of all the BS gifs you could pick, you did that one?

Try this one instead.

O a side note, I've not seen this one before, so OP gets my appreciation.

[–]Max_Was_Here -1 points0 points ago

I have that one and it was actually a close call between the one I picked and that one.

[–]Greflin 17 points18 points ago

[–]MrpickelzZ 17 points18 points ago

I personally like how the cat on the left is fine to just investigate but when all the other cats are doing it he just goes 'ah fuck it' and just throws himself at the ground

[–]JmanRobot 2 points3 points ago

I just want all of that, but on my face

[–]klaw7 4 points5 points ago

My cat always does that when i let her out, anybody know why cats do this?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I heard of a similar sms service that I can subscribe you to if you'd like?

[–]wr80 2 points3 points ago

It's free and you can cancel anytime if you want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Me-wow!

[–]SquishyFear 0 points1 point ago

That's right!

[–]krazyhand 0 points1 point ago

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

[–]mxymm 0 points1 point ago

Very interesting information.

[–]myplanet_isbetter 4 points5 points ago

Cats roll in sand to help with flea prevention. It's the first thing my cat does everytime I let him out- runs to sandy spot and rolls like crazy.

[–]strineGreen 40 points41 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
do ah barrel roll, do ah barrel roll, do ah barrel roll 0coms 7pts 1mo aww
Ferocious, predatory animals. 1com 11pts 2mos funny
'Right here? Yeah, right here'll do.' 180coms 1479pts 2mos funny
five minutes into a party.. 8coms 78pts 2mos gifs
I heard you like cats 0coms 4pts 2dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]not_the_artist 2 points3 points ago

'We must perform a "Quirkafleeg!"'

[–]Scaasic 2 points3 points ago

Can we get a scientist to explain why they all chose the same spot please?

[–]macadactyl 4 points5 points ago

[–]grogre -1 points0 points ago

Cat scientist here

Like many mammals Cats are social animals and what you're seeing here is pretty much as many comments have interpreted - a group are led by an individual to a spot that the individual likes (I suspect for the feeling of the gravel scratching their back) and you see individual variance in their response - many get it and join in, one doesn't want to, and one is hesitant, investigates and also joins in.

So it isn't that they all chose the same spot - one individual led the group. Cat's aren't pack animals, so this isn't the same as a leader of the pack but there are studies that have shown basic transient leadership roles do play a role in group behaviour. Danielson and Danielson have suggested that the behaviours are not very complex and that navigation can be as simple as following the leader, so if this cat got out in front of the group then it could have led it that way.

[–]rwbombc 4 points5 points ago

suggested that the behaviours are not very complex

Not complex my ass! Why is my cat infatuated with my keyboard and only when I am typing?

[–]cat_scientist 0 points1 point ago

This man is an impostor!!!

[–]everyonestealsshrimp -1 points0 points ago

nope

[–]alienangel2 0 points1 point ago

Are you really a Cat Scientist? Is it too late for me to become one too? Now that I am aware of your existence, I feel I may be wasting my life not being a Cat Scientist.

[–]graffiksguru 1 point2 points ago

Dog scientist here

I want to chase you

[–]horribledad 2 points3 points ago

This is most likely Eastern Europe and you are watching the effects of a neurotoxin that is sprayed on the ground to combat cat overpopulation. In theory it is not powerful enough to effect humans, but small children often find patches where it has been applied and suffer long term neurological defects.

[–]mmm1777 3 points4 points ago

source?

[–]nilenilemalopile 1 point2 points ago

easter european here.

wut?

[–]mason17azsc 2 points3 points ago

FLASH MOB!!!

[–]idothingssometimes 2 points3 points ago

Open the door, get on the floor.

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[–]hotboxpizza 2 points3 points ago

I want to just roll up to a public area with a bunch of my friends, stop in the middle with them, and we would all simultaneously just fall to the ground and roll around on our backs. People would stare, but I couldn't give a fuck less, because I'm a cat. That would be a good life.

[–]ratsta 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a good idea for a flash mob.

[–]bananaleafrice 1 point2 points ago

I like how that bottom left cat was looking around, trying to take care of its reputation by not following the gang... but at the end just said 'fuck it' and joined the rolling activity

[–]alastor136 1 point2 points ago

theres like 5 posts with that exact same topic...

[–]chain_chomp 2 points3 points ago

A cat flash mob? You know what this means?!

[–]The_Abe_Froman 0 points1 point ago

Did these cats belong to Jim Jones by chance??

[–]AnarchoAlan 0 points1 point ago

Damn furries and their orgies.

[–]jorchison 2 points3 points ago

I love how the one on the left is like "Guys, guys come on this isn't the time- FUCK IT, I'LL JOIN IN."

[–]killahcortes 1 point2 points ago

not the best title ive read for this gif

[–]PlainVenom 1 point2 points ago

flash mob!

[–]Tails94 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the real Mars landing.

[–]dinokitten101 0 points1 point ago

I... don't understand...

[–]ScaleneZA 0 points1 point ago

Are these the cats they took to Mars?

[–]Iplayroblox -1 points0 points ago

HOLY FUCK CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSS

[–]Wargizmo 1 point2 points ago

[–]turtlesnshit1 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the cat orgy on South park

[–]NoxBene 0 points1 point ago

I like to pick out 1 cat and focus for 2 gif loops on each one seperate to see their movements with detail...

[–]poopface9000 0 points1 point ago

Cat flash mob.

[–]BillandCoo 1 point2 points ago

Gator!

[–]rocconyew 1 point2 points ago

Annnnnnd.. break dance fight!

[–]laserbeanz -1 points0 points ago

While this gif is great, sometimes it's the title that makes the post. I lol'd.

[–]lukenog 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know that curiosity brought cats up to space.

[–]beatlebabe11 0 points1 point ago

Lolls!

[–]thedarksalmon 1 point2 points ago

Cat flash mob?

[–]Neur0nauT 1 point2 points ago

catnip

[–]RONNOR 1 point2 points ago

Please explain?

[–]MrPold 1 point2 points ago

Catnip. Don't do it, not even once.

[–]Fishooked 0 points1 point ago

Well titled

[–]narcozombie 0 points1 point ago

atheist cat at the bottom

[–]ShiinChan -1 points0 points ago

RepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepost

[–]badobada -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]chronomojo 1 point2 points ago

I immediately thought of battling seizure robots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzTpjh-NsQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player (5sec)

[–]Mattwinsalot 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeeepooost!

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

Catnip field?

[–]suicidemachine 0 points1 point ago

This is why, my dear kitten, you shouldn't do cat nip.

[–]Buhandi 0 points1 point ago

This looks like Mars.

[–]ranjan_zehereela 0 points1 point ago

[–]WRONGANSWERFUCKMUNCH 1 point2 points ago

Italian football seems to be getting worse with each passing season

[–]imgntn159 0 points1 point ago

Watch while listening to gangnam style XD

[–]gloomymoonfatfinger 0 points1 point ago

They know what was said in Radiohead's 'Just' video.

[–]bozzwtf 0 points1 point ago

Theres a better version of this with lasers somewhere out there

[–]thisweirdo 0 points1 point ago

These cats are obviously dancing dubstep.

[–]RoadieRich 1 point2 points ago

Five cats rolling on the floor isn't normal, but on catnip it is.

Catnip. Not even once.

[–]Flyboy214 -1 points0 points ago

ALL YOUR KARMA ARE BELONG TO US|

[–]lolpatrol 0 points1 point ago

It's a sniper taking them out one at a time.

[–]suction 0 points1 point ago

I waited to the end of the gif but...they never do it? What gifs?

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

I love how the last cat goes "you all are so lame... Aw, who am I kidding?" roll roll roll

[–]whiteblackman 0 points1 point ago

O long Johnson.

[–]Deft_one 0 points1 point ago

How did the cameraman know? The shot was already there when they all walked in!

[–]longislandthrowaway 0 points1 point ago

We must find Walter White

[–]dmnav01 0 points1 point ago

I think I smell repost…

[–]I_Fist_Things 0 points1 point ago

flash mob kitties?

[–]YouRedditIReddit 0 points1 point ago

My older brother calls this the "aggressive roll" because my cat does that right before he gets ready to attack something.

[–]alectheman 0 points1 point ago

And I thought my dog was the only one who did this.

[–]Deadly_Lust 1 point2 points ago

Decepticons, roll out.

[–]IcedSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

That's my dog after i give him a bath. He goes outside and just rolls around in dirt, that fucking asshole.

[–]rooster_rob 0 points1 point ago

Pussy Riot!

[–]Dlbz44 0 points1 point ago

Dirty Mike and the boys

[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points ago

The last cat was like: "Come on, guys, this is ridiculous. -- Oh, fuck it, let's do it!"

[–]1000and1 0 points1 point ago

All cats go to Mars

[–]Plug-u-ez 0 points1 point ago

[–]thechris353 0 points1 point ago

Need Video!

[–]RuslNash 1 point2 points ago

I've hit that point where I now notice reposts.

[–]StraY_WolF 0 points1 point ago

I thought cat don't live in groups?

[–]Almost_Ascended 0 points1 point ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

[–]MotherHugger 1 point2 points ago

The cat on the left was like not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuuuu okay! Peer pressure at its finest.

[–]biohazard90 -1 points0 points ago

Def a rePost

[–]mind_twin 0 points1 point ago

The cat in the lower left is just like, "Guys...what are you doing? What the--fine, whatever" and joins them.

[–]theneedtobreed 0 points1 point ago

kitty cults

[–]T-Valentine13 0 points1 point ago

Was I the only one expecting a truck to run them over?

[–]SlapingTheFist 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed how that one the left in the foreground resists for a while then just goes for it.

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
Cats know it better 0coms 3pts 3hrs GifSound
do ah barrel roll, do ah barrel roll, do ah barrel roll 0coms 7pts 1mo aww
Ferocious, predatory animals. 1com 11pts 2mos funny
'Right here? Yeah, right here'll do.' 180coms 1479pts 2mos funny
five minutes into a party.. 8coms 78pts 2mos gifs
I heard you like cats 0coms 4pts 3dys aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Anon090 0 points1 point ago

One of the few reposts I'm okay with.

[–]kittykitteh 0 points1 point ago

My cat does that when he goes in our garage. He just rolls around on the concrete meowing like crazy

[–]ReposterBot 0 points1 point ago

This GIF always reminds me of meeting up with your friends in DayZ.

[–]blink_mikey 1 point2 points ago

OH LONG JOHNSON,

[–]chxjd 0 points1 point ago

repost bro

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

Something must smell awesome to them in thats spot. Like when you're in the perfume section and you're like "try all the sprays"

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

I like how the tubby one looks around first. "Yeah, OK... looks safe. Let's do this!"

[–]TeddyMonsta 1 point2 points ago

For those of you who don't know what they're doing, when cats go hunting they like to rub themselves in dirt or other substances to hide their scent. Which is most likely what they're doing here.

On the other hand they might just be high as fuck.

[–]MsABQ323 0 points1 point ago

I bet it's dog pee! My cats love to rub in dog pee. At the corner of my yard, next to a bush by the sidewalk, everyone's dog pees there. My cats go straight for it. Then, one of them, she's likes to sleep with me...on my head. She smells delightful...NOT!

[–]JNGUY3N_ 0 points1 point ago

cat at the bottom left: "guys? guys.. what are you doing.. stahp... oh fuck it"

[–]Jdf121 0 points1 point ago

That one cat is like 'What the hell are you guys d..? Ah, fuck it..'

[–]Awbade 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I laughed for a solid 2 minutes straight.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote this.