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[–]SpecterJoe 4 points5 points ago

Props to you for saying real life birthday and not real life cake day

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 1 point2 points ago

thanks!

[–]USMCEvan 2 points3 points ago

Know that feel bro. Fuck birthdays.

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 5 points6 points ago

Even when you don't expect anything a little part of you is wondering what if? What if when I get home there will be a surprise for me? What if there is a small cake? What if somebody cares? What if things suck a little less today? Nope, get home and everything is exactly the same it's a pain I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. That feel is horrible and I'm glad somebody understands. Fuck birthdays.

[–]USMCEvan 0 points1 point ago

Right on bro. Life as a pessimist is so much easier - expect the worst, and the only surprises are good ones.

At least it's another 11 1/2 months until my next birthday. There's plenty of time to drink until then. hah

[–]spacegirl_spiff 0 points1 point ago

all i wanted was the birthday cake i asked for.

[–]toxicsludge 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday good sir

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 0 points1 point ago

thank you good sir

[–]flamingbiskuet 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday To you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear BRINGMEDATASSssss Happy birth day to you

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 0 points1 point ago

thanks! hah appreciate it

[–]banana-stand45 0 points1 point ago

BIRTHDAY BUDDY! Today is my birthday as well!

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 0 points1 point ago

thank you! and happy belated birthday to you:)

[–]santa_cloud 0 points1 point ago

todays my birthday and no one said happy birthday yet. same thing as last year. birthdays can really suck.

[–]obsessederpina 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!!

[–]vaginarox 0 points1 point ago

Me every year

[–]bcc79 0 points1 point ago

OP can I use this to send it to my parents?

[–]BRINGMEDATASS[S] 0 points1 point ago

yes sir