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Mashup of r/wallpaper and /r/nocontext pics for my cakeday. (imgur.com)

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[–]goonglasses 67 points68 points ago

I have some(a lot of) free time, so...I had to draw this.

http://imgur.com/Nul3F

[–]Mr_Fahrenhe1t 3 points4 points ago

Oh god, I read it mentally as "singing into an sandwich".
I got a very different mental picture.

[–]mrgoldbe 0 points1 point ago

Still funny.

[–]synapticimpact 157 points158 points ago

Funny, but /r/funny is ~thattaway.

[–]Regulith 14 points15 points ago

I hate when this happens. It's such an amazing post but then OP has to go and post it in a sub that isn't even appropriate.

[–]Urban_Savage 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I came here from /all and was ready to tell opp how much that bullet hole in chewbacca joke had me rollin, only to find that this is clearly posted in the wrong subreddit. Buzkill.

[–]kabomlamma 10 points11 points ago

the wtf part is the way he used his fonts

[–]RichWPX 0 points1 point ago

ha!

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[–]buhzie2 23 points24 points ago

Whoa...

[–]futbolbrasil 14 points15 points ago

His comment crashed AlienBlue for me multiple times

[–]flow_so_hardo 9 points10 points ago

same, yet I keep trying to open it up in an attempt to downvote it.

quite the crisis of conscience.

[–]KevyB 1 point2 points ago

Well that's good then, a bug exposed.

UPVOTE HIM MINIONS

[–]ThePonyBlues 14 points15 points ago

...I need to lay down

[–]doodoodoodoodoodoo 15 points16 points ago

stop hogging the exclamation points

[–]HigherFive 9 points10 points ago

I lick you.

[–]Ashken 6 points7 points ago

Should not have tried to look at that.

[–]supergcha 9 points10 points ago

what's with the random i in the 26th row?

[–]Kebabcity 8 points9 points ago

Goddamnit you made me look like an idiot.

[–]Odam 2 points3 points ago

What you missed it?

[–]Kebabcity 1 point2 points ago

Don't you dare.

[–]wslaxmiddy 1 point2 points ago

Nice try?

[–]mamba_79 2 points3 points ago

Damnit, I scrolled all that way to see some decent insults on your stupidity and I get nothing. So disappointed in everyone.

[–]Sneaklemming 0 points1 point ago

-101 wow

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[–]rich97 0 points1 point ago

I.... um.... wat?

[–]RaginCajun444 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]Dubio 8 points9 points ago

I was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7mqKGGAXaY from /r/ambient while going through these and it made the quotes feel sort of deep in a very fucked up way.

[–]Gazmix 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god. Thank you for introducing me to that subreddit! :D

[–]Trundar 39 points40 points ago

The amount of work put into this folder is simply amazing. Thank you for trying so hard for casual redditors to have something nice to laugh at.

[–]hotbox4u 4 points5 points ago

i had a few laughs. thank you and thank reddit:)

[–]Candhero11 30 points31 points ago

/r/offensive_wallpapers

it belongs there

[–]carlosi1 38 points39 points ago

But , but I was not offended.

[–]Candhero11 19 points20 points ago

You sayin' im a liar?

them fightin' words boy

[–]El_Weasel 8 points9 points ago

No, I said you're fired.

[–]pruwyben 7 points8 points ago

Oh. That's... much worse.

[–]senatorclay 3 points4 points ago

Calm down skeeter he aint hurtin noone

[–]carlosi1 -1 points0 points ago

Im saying this might be better for you enjoy! /r/aww

[–]DiggRefugee2010 1 point2 points ago

None of these are even offensive.

[–]Alexi_Strife 1 point2 points ago

What a disappointing sub.

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[–]GiPes 0 points1 point ago

I'll take this, thank you.

[–]LikeHonestlyBro 26 points27 points ago

that is awful typography, awful!

[–]leicanthrope 6 points7 points ago

You sound like one of them thar fancy pants graphic deeeesign students or sumthin'. What, you too good for Times New Roman and Comic Sans? Are ya, boy?

[–]mothmilk 3 points4 points ago

I initially wanted to mention this, but it actually seems they are greatly variant in quality. Example:

Bad Typography - [X] [X] [X]
Pretty Good Typography - [X] [X] [X]

[–]chewp911 -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously, those were just painful to read, goddamn.

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[–]mismotep 8 points9 points ago

backgrounds were painfully irrelevant to the comment

Thats the whole point I think. No context!

[–]mattverso 0 points1 point ago

Apparently most people can read, but choose not to.

[–]daskrip 1 point2 points ago

nice pictures. after seeing the first seven or so i gotta say that those wouldn't make for very good r/nocontext posts, but i like them in those pictures.

[–]broden 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the contexts were quite guessable.

[–]Svenningen 3 points4 points ago

Many of these are VERY good. I love me some fuckscapes! Thank you.

Tho, if they are OC, I'd like to give some criticism! The fonts are usually so big in many of these, it makes the minimalist in me scream. Also, needs more typography!

[–]YaBoyDake 1 point2 points ago

Amazing.

[–]serosis 1 point2 points ago

God damned brilliant!

[–]simonsayspoop 15 points16 points ago

That made me laugh quite a bit.

[–]blokeski 1 point2 points ago

You had me at the Adele one.

[–]poptart22 3 points4 points ago

This has been the highlight of my evening. thank you.

[–]bazaga 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, all images are now saved in a new folder and will randomly change every 5 minutes. Can't wait to hear the people behind me in class on Monday

[–]DonKeedix 9 points10 points ago

Constant "boos".

[–]robbie9000 -5 points-4 points ago

These are fucking shit.

[–]e7t 2 points3 points ago

Mainly because some of them provide their own context, and so many are so fucking difficult to read.

[–]Well_Armed_Gorilla 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the input.

[–]JayPetey -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking shit, or the fucking shit? Big difference.

[–]Oafah 11 points12 points ago

No, he's being literal. These images are actually having sexual intercourse with feces.

[–]robbie9000 -2 points-1 points ago

These wallpapers are letting the shit shit on their chest while the wallpapers perform oral sex on the shit and the shit's drug dealing friend Kyle inserts his shit covered dick into the wallpaper's unlubricated anus. All while the landlord is filming from the fire escape.

That's how fucking shitty these posters are.

[–]creepyeyes 1 point2 points ago

Hey, we share a cake day!

[–]jinxmainstream 1 point2 points ago

this absolutely made my night. thank you for teh smiles

[–]gishSE 1 point2 points ago

You've made my day. Some of these most definitely qualify as backgrounds on my co-workers computers. If they could only leave them without locking…

[–]Mozza215 1 point2 points ago

I may start using some of these in everyday life. Just to freak my friends out a bit.

[–]AJJJJ 1 point2 points ago

These are truely magically.

[–]upboat_express 0 points1 point ago

Was that stealth bomber from google maps?

[–]dearlordiamhigh 0 points1 point ago

This album is only the second thing i have favourited in my browser, you sir, are a fucking legend.

[–]CocoaFang 0 points1 point ago

Wow. What an amazing idea. I mean, I've collected similar wtf walls before, but I never thought of using /r/nocontext as new material.

[–]Kebabcity 0 points1 point ago

32, bad shop, I think I see the same building 7 times.

[–]Colsey 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant.

[–]kyzfrintin 0 points1 point ago

100% should not be in WTF.

[–]Black_Apalachi -1 points0 points ago

What is this bollocks.

[–]Potrix 0 points1 point ago

You are now my favourite person on reddit!

[–]imaunitard 0 points1 point ago

This makes me think of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

[–]commentaur 0 points1 point ago

OP you should have taken inspiration from these: http://imgur.com/a/i4YdO/noscript#0

I'm not saying you did horrible but typography matters. Great idea, poor execution.

[–]getmybabyoutdagnats 0 points1 point ago

This is the hardest I have laughed on reddit in a long time. Thank you.

[–]mattverso 0 points1 point ago

This is quite literally the best thing I have ever seen.

I need to get out more.

[–]valicool 0 points1 point ago

"Dating a woman with kids is like playing a game from another dude's save file."

That's one to remember.

[–]OldMateJesus 0 points1 point ago

The pictures couldn't be more irrelevant.

[–]Lizard 0 points1 point ago

I like this recent trend of preparing original content for one's cake day. Keep it up, everyone.

[–]TinFistFive 0 points1 point ago

could you possibly make the jokes any less quality? Slapstick juvenile "hahah you said cunt" kind of garbage

[–]DontBanMeDaddy 1 point2 points ago

tragic schoolboy humour

[–]stevebakh 0 points1 point ago

These aren't funny, witty, or particularl good in any way. How did this make it to the front page?

[–]TazD 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone get the original Star Wars wallpaper, one with the Rebel mouse and the Cheese Death Star?

[–]CodeKrash 0 points1 point ago

just me or are the jokes incredibly schoolyard

[–]stevie-rose 0 points1 point ago

This was just, great haha.

[–]mintmouse 0 points1 point ago

#11 is from a song. Adam Green - No Legs

[–]boyt53 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the new wallpapers for the next few years

[–]killaudio66 0 points1 point ago

That last one turned my life around

[–]UPVOTEDCUZCANADA 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks these no contwxt-wallpapers are boring and overdone.

[–]BlinkOh 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for taking time to put something this wholesome post together.

[–]Slayer_of_Pancakes -2 points-1 points ago

This is perfect

[–]markrulesallnow 1 point2 points ago

I"m saving all these.

[–]este_hombre 1 point2 points ago

I don't wanna be right either.

[–]Moonwaffler 1 point2 points ago

You sir have an awesome hobby.

[–]Epileptics 1 point2 points ago

Awesome.

[–]hoeburt 1 point2 points ago

I'm crying...saving this for a sad rainy day. Happy cakeday shoulderdesruciton

[–]duudass 1 point2 points ago

absolutely fucking awesome!

great idea to start with, and your execution shows excellent design flair.

[–]Mi5anthr0pe 0 points1 point ago

Cakeday

Obligatory downvote

[–]smokeyswrstnightmare -1 points0 points ago

I like these.

[–]TheLemonKing -2 points-1 points ago

The Tinkerbell one was the best; True and funny.

[–]norealpurposehere2 -1 points0 points ago

A lot of nocontext is /r/ancientrecycledjokes apparently.

[–]kieferbutt 0 points1 point ago

http://i.qkme.me/3qj6v7.jpg

[–]cccp_redr4bbit -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the Tremors reference. I fucking LOVE that movie.

[–]Sad_King_Billy 2 points3 points ago

Oh yeah? Well...

(seriously, people be downvoting like motherfuckers on this one!)

[–]bheklilr -3 points-2 points ago

Yours is the first "cakeday" post I've upvoted in weeks. I especially liked number 31

[–]supercolombian -2 points-1 points ago

That was nice. And no i'm not being sarcastic. :)

[–]zackdmack -3 points-2 points ago

Go fuck yourself gently with a fork.

[–]Danoseven -2 points-1 points ago

These are called fuckscapes.

[–]Sad_King_Billy 0 points1 point ago

This subreddit sucks now and you all know it!

[–]little_gnora -1 points0 points ago

This made my night! Great job. :)

[–]SonOfSatan -2 points-1 points ago

Can I get any of these without text?

[–]Houshalter 1 point2 points ago

At the bottom of each picture is the link to the original image.

[–]SonOfSatan 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for pointing out my mistake instead of just being a douche and downvoting.

[–]iswearimnorml -5 points-4 points ago

This is fucking dumb.

[–]CantLookHimInTheEyeQ 0 points1 point ago

The "sex with a tranny" one is amazing. Never thought of it like that.

[–]mixymatch -3 points-2 points ago

Beautiful, baby.

[–]suzyleemarmalade -4 points-3 points ago

Bravo, sir

[–]Fooleo -5 points-4 points ago

This is really quite a brilliant generative meme. If I wasn't more desensitized, I would have gone WTF?!

[–]markrulesallnow 0 points1 point ago

Every one.

[–]msx 0 points1 point ago

that was intense

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person on earth who lives where sinks are high above dick level?

[–]zenmunster 4 points5 points ago

You're just short.

[–]starbuxed -1 points0 points ago

That is some really fucked up shit in there, I like it. keep up the good work.

[–]E__man 0 points1 point ago

I don't know who Adele is?

[–]cbfw86 2 points3 points ago

singer. fat.

[–]CakeDayToTheGround -5 points-4 points ago

Happy cake day to the ground.

[–]inamatteroftime -2 points-1 points ago

the one of the quote reflecting in the water. nice

[–]TheTrueOtherPerson -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for posting these, it provided my friends and I with a great laugh.

[–]jorwyn -4 points-3 points ago

You, sir, are doing it right. :D Thank you for the laugh after a long day at work.

[–]Zach-0 -5 points-4 points ago

My only regret is I have but one upvote to give. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard all the way through one post.

[–]nosehat -5 points-4 points ago

These lined up surprisingly well.

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