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[–]TrollKy 5 points6 points ago

[–]alexgbelov 5 points6 points ago

I knew Anakin was a girl.

[–]slugagainstsalt 343 points344 points ago

Maybe Vader someday later, but he's just a small fry

[–]caninehere 24 points25 points ago

Best part about this song is that Weird Al wrote the song before the movie came out. He'd written the song after reading spoilers about the movie on the Internet based on conjecture-y things and info from people who had supposedly read the script or something.

Then he went to go see a pre-release screening, and found out that the song as he'd written it was pretty much completely accurate.

[–]davidk23 66 points67 points ago

The most literal forshadow ever

[–]DrunkenAss 5 points6 points ago

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 5 points6 points ago

Or... back shadow? It's behind him...

[–]dfn85 104 points105 points ago

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

[–]ipeeoncats 92 points93 points ago

Sayin' soon I'm going to be a Jedi

[–]Nikko_1994 82 points83 points ago

Soon I'm gonna be a Jediiiii

[–]NocktrnlEmission 44 points45 points ago

Did you know, this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave?

[–]Gnomie86 45 points46 points ago

But he can use the Force they say

[–]nahtans95 43 points44 points ago

Do you see him hitting on the Queen,

[–]masterjonin 46 points47 points ago

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

[–]speqter 38 points39 points ago

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her somedaaay...

[–]A_FluteBoy 31 points32 points ago

You know he built C3PO

[–]throwaway_for_keeps 2 points3 points ago

Drove the chevy to the levee but the. . .oh yeah, right.

[–]robot-rollcall 129 points130 points ago

One of the worst things about the prequels is how many amazing talents went unappreciated because George Lucas is a dickbag.

Think about it, think about every amazing person who worked themselves to the bone to make the prequels. Researchers who had perfected the sound effects and visual effects the first Star Wars movies pioneered, engineers who created new technology specifically to bring the Star Wars universe to life, designers who spent countless hours modeling and creating a visually cohesive galaxy of characters... and then there's George. The guy who hadn't written a screenplay since the 80s and who suddenly decided he was the driving force behind Star Wars.

So much talent wasted by a guy who bought into his own hype.

[–]UniversalSnip 21 points22 points ago

I'm acquainted with a guy who was among those who worked on the sound in the prequels. He's simultaneously proud to have taken part in making them and extremely apologetic ("Don't blame me, I didn't have anything to do with anything but the sound!".

[–]geoffreymiller9430 552 points553 points ago

It might not be an amazing movie, but I do enjoy it nonetheless.

[–]TubaMike 77 points78 points ago

Sure, I enjoy watching the Phantom Menace, but in a different way than the original trilogy. I enjoy the original trilogy with popcorn. I enjoy the Prequels with lots of shitty beer and pizza.

[–]aslan_ia 25 points26 points ago

I have a confession to make. I have, on occasion, while surfing... stopped to watch it. Please forgive.

[–]BullshitUsername 64 points65 points ago

That must be quite a feat to do so while surfing

[–]pieguyfly 7 points8 points ago

How does he get the TV in the water?!

[–]healcannon 6 points7 points ago

I have a worse confession. Even though i grew up with the original trilogy, i like episode 1 the most.

[–]35b 14 points15 points ago

Why.

This is not a rhetorical question.

Episode 2 killed Star Wars for me; I will not spend another dime on anything with the Star Wars logo on it, period. "Attack of the Clones" was so godawful, it genuinely impacted my enjoyment of the original films, which I grew up with.

I didn't bother watching Ep 3 until it was on DVD for over a year. I was not shocked to discover it was also garbage, regardless of the inexplicably decent reviews it somehow managed. Ep 3 is my second-least favorite movie, of my entire life. Ep 2 is the worst thing I have ever seen.

And I have seen many, many things.
(I paid to see Battlefield Earth. Because I lost a bet. Eps 2 and 3 were worse.)

Ep 1 is about 10th worst. It actually had the potential to be something that was not godawful (as evidenced by the Phantom Edit, which trimmed a full hour off the running time, completely altered the plot and made the movie pretty okay), but failed miserably.

I felt that it was unconscionably retarded, a deep, dark void of terrible writing and such magnificently awful direction that I was left in awe that such a cold, mechanical pile of trash could successfully exist.

That said, I must stress that I cannot possibly hold your opinions against you.
Enjoyment is subjective.
I understand this.

But I would like you to please explain why you liked it the most.

I need to know this.

I need to know what you found about that movie that was remotely enjoyable.

Was it the wooden acting? The utter dearth of substance? The complete lack of a single main character? The formless and completely unwritten characterization? The endless plot conveniences and contrivances? The instantly dated special effects? Jake Lloyd's masterful performance? Ewan McGregor appearing to be comatose? That part where the horrific racist caricature steps in the poopie? The fucking midichlorians?

Forgive my tone.

I need to know.

[–]clintmccool 0 points1 point ago

See, I always think this kind of opinion is hilarious. Because in my opinion, Episodes 4, 5, and 6 (and I know I may be signing my own death warrant here) are barely above the prequels in terms of quality.

Everyone just loves them because they came first and because for their time they were groundbreaking (Harrison Ford probably also has something to do with it), but the fact of the matter is... they're also pretty damn shitty.

Acting? Mark Hamill is not much better than Hayden Christensen.

Story? Cool storyline, I guess, but plot holes you could drive a Star Destroyer through.

Special effects? Again, good for their time, but...

Character development? Barely.

Completely unnecessary characters that detract from the movie's enjoyment? Ewoks did it way before Jar Jar.

I do think they're better in a lot of ways than the prequels... but when you compare the two sets in terms of cinematic quality, they're really not very far apart.

[–]35b 3 points4 points ago

See, I always think this kind of opinion is hilarious. Because in my opinion, Episodes 4, 5, and 6 (and I know I may be signing my own death warrant here) are barely above the prequels in terms of quality.

I accept your challenge. Incoming wall of text.

I do think they're better in a lot of ways than the prequels... but when you compare the two sets in terms of cinematic quality, they're really not very far apart.

I disagree in every way that I can possibly disagree.

Completely unnecessary characters that detract from the movie's enjoyment? Ewoks did it way before Jar Jar.

I don't care about the cartoon racist caricature. It was intended to be a funny thing for babies, same as the Ewoks.
What bothers me is the terrible writing, the terrible, flat direction, the lack of focus, the lack of plotting, the fucking everything.

Special effects? Again, good for their time, but...

Special effects are not important unless they are the only thing happening.

The original trilogy was a classic adventure story with some groundbreaking special effects. The 'classic adventure story' was the part that was important. The special effects, as groundbreaking as they were, were always secondary to the plot.

The prequels were a clusterfuck of CGI. Every single scene was shot in front of a greenscreen and it shows - the actors' reactions to things happening is often blunted, muted, because they don't know what they're meant to be reacting to.
The 'classic adventure story' is completely gone. It was CGI setpiece after CGI setpiece after CGI setpiece and in the place of the 'classic adventure' was instead a series of contrivances with no other purpose than to lead to the next CGI setpiece.

It was nothing but special effects.

Acting? Mark Hamill is not much better than Hayden Christensen.

Actually, Hayden Christensen is a significantly better actor than Mark Hamill was at the time, the problem with his performance was that his direction was nonexistent (Lucas is not an 'actor's director' - take a look at any of the Behind The Scenes extras to see exactly what I mean, he treats the actors like they're essentially props to be rearranged on the set) and his dialogue was awful.

Character development? Barely.

Incorrect.

Let's look at Luke and Han versus Anakin and Obi-Wan.

Luke begins as a whiny farmboy who is thrust into a shaky maturity by the end of the New Hope (his family is dead, his new father figure is dead, there's a long and dangerous road ahead of him but he's ready to take it on), learns how to be a Jedi in Empire and by Return is a strong and self-assured hero, a far, far cry from the brat whining to his uncle about power converters.

Han Solo in New Hope goes from a completely selfish scoundrel who only cares about getting paid to nearly sacrificing himself for some kid he barely likes. Throughout Empire he passes up huge opportunities to fuck off and leave the Rebellion to its own fate and shows just how fucking resourceful he actually is and by Return, he's a genuine romantic lead.

Even the friendship between the two of them grows and develops. When Han and Luke first meet, they can barely stand each other. But they go through some serious shit on the Death Star and by the end of the first movie, they're comrades enough that Han actually comes back to flat-out save Luke's ass. Empire begins with Han again outright saving Luke and then, in Return, it's Luke's turn to come back and save Han from the fate Han had been running from since the very beginning.
By that point, they are old friends and act like old friends.
There is no doubt about their relationship, we have watched it develop.

In the prequels, where's the development?
From beginning to end of Phantom, Anakin is a stupid little kid. From beginning to end of both Clones and Sith, he is a whining, selfish, violent murder. He is introduced as a self-obsessed shitflick and never stops being a self-obsessed shitflick. There isn't any development at all.

As for poor fucking Obi, he starts off in Phantom as a good (if bored and boring) impersonation of Alec Guinness as a young man and doesn't fucking move from there. Throughout Clones and Sith he never develops a trace of personality, he just sleepwalks through CGI setpiece after CGI setpiece, bickering endlessly with Anakin the whole entire way.

We never learn anything about either of these characters except that Anakin is unbelievably self-obsessed and Obi is... shit, I cannot even finish that statement, we never learn a single thing about him over three films. By Sith, when he's suddenly smiling and goofing around like a drunken fratboy in the middle of the biggest galactic war ever, it honestly seems like Ewan McGregor has just plain given up. ("Hello there!" he shouts at Grievous after taking ten minutes of screen time to carefully sneak up on him, utterly ruining his element of surprise and putting his entire mission in jeopardy for no fucking reason. This is the same guy who scolds Anakin with the words "Patience! Think!")

As for their relationship with each other, jesus h christ.
We are told they are friends, but we see nothing of their friendship.
Obi-Wan seems constantly annoyed by Anakin and Anakin shit-talks Obi-wan behind his back any chance he can get.
Anakin bleats "It's all Obi-Wan's fault" like a petulant 5-year-old more than once, shrieks that his master is 'holding him back', that 'he's jealous' and never budges from this position.
"Ani was a good friend," says Alec Guinness, wistfully, in A New Hope.
Such a good friend, in fact, that the two of them seem to be a heartbeat from killing each other in every fucking scene they share in the prequels.
Their 'friendship' seems to be based wholly on shared animosity and by the time they finally fight, the only real question is why it took so long for them to GET to this fight.

What about the romantic subplots?
Han and Leia vs Anakin and Amidala?

Same as before, we actually see Han and Leia's relationship develop. In A New Hope, she can barely stand him but again, they go through all kinds of hell together and we can watch their love actually ignite and grow.

By that classic exchange in Empire, ("I love you." "I know.") we have become attached to them as a couple. We want to see them prevail together. And when they are finally together, at the end of Return, it feels triumphant. We have watched their relationship grow and develop and seeing them together, by the end, makes sense.

Amidala and Anakin? And keep in mind, here, Natalie Portman is a great actor - a hundred times better than Carrie Fisher on her best day and it is never remotely apparent what she even sees in him.
She is a democratically elected official and he's a self-obsessed, whining, violent lunatic.
Also he is creepy like a motherfucker and she appears to be an idiot.
He bitches nonstop about Obi-Wan and the Jedi order, mentions flat-out that he supports a fascist dictatorship ("But what if people don't listen?" asks Amidala. "Then they should be made to," replies Anakin.)
and then slaughters a whole mess of women and children and then whines whines whines whines whines and cries about it forever.

Her response to all of the above is to marry him.

See me, if I was her, I'd have gone and told Obi-Wan that his fucking padawan is a crazy psycho murderer person and very fucking obviously firmly on the dark side of everything.
Marrying the whiny shitflick would not have been my first choice, there.

Story? Cool storyline, I guess, but plot holes you could drive a Star Destroyer through.

Plot holes can be overlooked if a story is strong enough.

The Originals had a villain with clear motivations, a clear main character, and an obvious plot progression. It centered around a classic heroic protagonist and followed his arc to a clear conclusion. From Hope to Empire to Jedi, we follow Luke and his friends, we see their plights, their struggles, their triumphs, and we are never confused as to what is going on and why.

The prequels have a villain whose plot is never fully explained and never moves further from there. The first movie does not even have a main character, for fuck's sake.

See, I'm okay with the various plot holes in the originals, because the story is so solid. But the prequels don't have that at all, all they have are a series of CGI setpieces with nothing but convenience to tie them together.

As a result, all it has are plot holes.

Why are the Trade Federation working for this mystery villain? What are they getting out of this, apart from losing thousands of their robots and dozens of their capital ships? It can't be political favors, as that would give Palpatine away. Why are they loyal to him at all, so loyal that at the end, when they are arrested, they NEVER start pointing fingers and mention HEY WE WERE ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS FROM A SITH LORD!
WTF is going on with the clones? Why are the Jedi taking them in, even though they have hard evidence that they were made in secret by a fallen Jedi and are directly related to a massive plot against the Jedi?
Who the fuck is Grievous and why does the story keep piling on new antagonists without bothering to explain their purpose and motivation?
Why did the Jedi just blithely play right into Palpantine's hands without once stopping to consider HEY YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FEELS EXACTLY LIKE A BIG HUGE TRAP?
Is Palpatine just controlling everyone's minds at once?
If so, if he had that kind of power, why bother with all this subterfuge, why not just control everybody's minds to begin with and FORCE them to give him control?
Why did Palpatine consistently make choices that failed to back up his own plans?
For example - and one small example - if, in Phantom Menace, Palpatineis only having the Trade Federation invade Naboo to create a crisis so that he can have himself voted emergency powers, why does he order the Jedi (who are basically only there to witness that crisis) killed in the opening scene? Why didn't he order them sent back to Coruscant with news of the invasion, so that his own fucking plan could happen? I mean, if they actually were killed, how would the Senate even know that a crisis was happening? Seriously, the first thing the Federation does before invading is kill their communications. The only way the Senate hears about it at all is from those same Jedi.
Once again, why, precisely, is Amidala in love with Anakin? Why did she keep his mass murder a secret from Obi-Wan? She's a Senator who has spent time on Coruscant, she knows what the Jedi Council is, Yoda and her are even on a first-name basis ("To see you again brings warm feelings to my heart" says Yoda to Amidala in Attack of the Clones), why the fuck didn't she tell any of them that Anakin totally gave in to anger and murdered women and children?
Why did she act shocked that Anakin would kill "younglings", when she knows for a fact that he ALREADY DID THAT?
Why the fucking fucking fucking hell did Amidala "lose the will to live" shortly after giving birth to twins? One would think "oh, hey, I just had two babies and they totally fucking need me" would be enough reason to keep that there 'will to live', don't you think?
Why are the Jedi totally okay with the existence of slaves on Tatooine?
Why did Anakin never come back for his mother after ten fucking years?
WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING?)

Everyone just loves them because they came first

No.

Those of us that love them do so because of their strong direction and that aforementioned classic adventure story.

Strong editing, great direction, a decent script, and a lot of people willing to challenge Lucas when something didn't fucking work.

Flash forward 25 years and Lucas is a multibillionaire, the boss of the company and can simply fire anyone who disagrees with him.

Nobody challenges him on anything. He has complete control over everything.

And it shows. The direction of character scenes are flat and lifeless. The action scenes are cluttered, overblown and go on too fucking long. The dialogue is so bad it hurts to listen to and all the actors are directed so blandly, so fucking flat they barely seem to be human.

There is a fucking galaxy of difference between the two trilogies.

Several of them.

[–]CornflakeJustice 3 points4 points ago

I think episode one was the least disappointing and the one that had the most potential. The original trilogy is this brilliant piece of story, just wonderfully put together and easy to enjoy.

Episode 1 was supposed to put all of that in place, and to a large degree it did, it set us up with Anakin and some basic plans for how his story would play out, on top of that it was a reasonably fun film with some excellent fights and while the story wasn't as strong (and how could it be? It doesn't follow the Hero's Journey quite as well and really couldn't) it was a solid film.

The follow ups dealing with how Anakin and Padme fall in love, and his training and fall were just disappointing because instead of seeing this powerful love and justification for how Vader came to be it was just bleh. Anakin was far too emotional, his power didn't really come across and instead of feeling sorry for him as we should have, we just disliked him for being annoying. Even Yoda wasn't quite himself and didn't feel quite right. And the Emperor, for me at least, never felt quite menacing or subtly brilliant as he's sort of supposed to be.

That's my take on it, Episode Six is my favorite, I just love how it all comes together.

[–]ComradeKoolaid 2 points3 points ago

You deserve more upvotes for that well-thought out piece of writing, sir.

[–]taintburger 114 points115 points ago

Tatooine had 2 suns. This poster is rubbish.

[–]Agehn 41 points42 points ago

Actually on Tatooine, objects have always had one shadow. It's been the case in all four movies featuring the planet, as well as every video game that takes place there. It's about as canon as it gets that you don't cast a double shadow on Tat.

[–]420patience 12 points13 points ago

[non- Star Wars nerd risking the wrath of the hivemind here]

would they always be in the same part of the sky?

[–]mereel 21 points22 points ago

I'm no astrophysicist, but I do beleive they would be in the same part of the sky. I would imagine that it would be common to see one of the stars eclipse the other. We recently discovered a planet in a binary star system that is located in the habitable zone, Kepler 16b!!

[–]neilson_ 5 points6 points ago

Good on you, taintburger.

[–]Swordfish08 83 points84 points ago

Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor fight Ray Park with lightsabers.

Think about how awesome that sentence is for a moment, because it actually happened in that movie. It, indeed, was not an amazing movie, but it certainly had some good parts.

[–]thelibrarina 38 points39 points ago

That lightsaber duel puts all other lightsaber duels to shame. Even the Obi-Wan/Anakin fight.

(Slash used intentionally because I was that girl in high school...)

[–]Thick-McRunFast 64 points65 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY WAS A GIRL!!!

[–]frechet 17 points18 points ago

I disagree. I do not judge a light saber by the number of unnecessary fancy twirls, gimmicks (double blade...that somehow retained functionality when the hilt is severed into two) and menacing make-up for the villain. I think Ep V: noob Luke vs. Vader had the best build-up of tension, the most uncertain outcome, and obviously the best climax ever.

[–]Show-Me-Your-Moves 35 points36 points ago

I thought so too until Red Letter Media explained why that lightsaber fight is completely pointless. The best duel was probably the one in Empire Strikes Back.

[–]The_Adventurist 6 points7 points ago

I have to disagree. I thought all the lightsaber duels in the new trilogy were utterly boring. I mean, sure, on paper they seem like they should be exciting, but I cannot remember a single second of those duels after having seen them. It seems like they were just being acrobatic for no reason and never even trying to actually fight. It's like enemies with centuries of tribal baggage suddenly meet on the field of battle and... have a dance off using the same 4 moves over and over. Plus, since I didn't know anything about the characters, I couldn't give a shit about what happens to them. It felt like all those filler bits of philosophy in Matrix 3.

I vividly remember the lightsaber fights in the original trilogy, even the short bursts like when Luke force grabs the lightsaber from the ice to kill the wampa or jumping off those sand... barge things above the sand... hole... monster thing to take out some dudes with green whirling fury. Then when he fights Vader? Holy shit, the drama in that fight was intense. They're just hacking at each other and beating each other down.

Now, I was a teenager when they came out, so bright lights and explosions were no longer enough to entertain me. I can easily see how a kid would love it, though. As all kids do, they still love the things they loved when they were kids simply because they'll always be tied with a happy moment in their childhoods. For me, it was the opposite.

[–]crabsdownunder 2 points3 points ago

This video.

Looks pretty cool the first time around though.

[–]Oceanfloorsmusic 191 points192 points ago

HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN REDDIT?!!

Edit: To everyone saying "he's got positive upvotes, you aren't making sense." ... when I said this, he had -5.

[–]JabbitTheRabbit 28 points29 points ago

What are you talking about? I haven't heard anyone say that they thought Episode I was an amazing movie.

[–]vertigo1083 34 points35 points ago

After the last hivemind meeting, we concluded that Episode 1 was in fact, an abomination that had it's moments. Everyone here is correct.

The hivemind approves of this thread.

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 55 points56 points ago

Abomination, a 14th century loanword from Old French abominacion, a word itself came from Latin abominatio. Abominatio was a twist on the earlier word abominari, "shunning as a bad omen." From ab- "away with" and -omin- "omen." -Omin- comes from Old Latin osmen, of unknown origin. Possibly related to Greek oiomai "I think" or "I suppose."

[–]into_the_mist 9 points10 points ago

These novelty account just get more and more interesting as time goes by.

[–]Kat_The_Friendly_Spy 61 points62 points ago

I haven't seen it since I was a little kid but I remember it being my favorite, how come everyone here hates it so much?

[–]DrDWayneLove 115 points116 points ago

I loved it when I was a kid, but going back to it now it is pretty appalling. I can very much see why people who had grown up with the older ones would be so offended by it.

[–]dcy123 6 points7 points ago

Ignore the kid and ignore Jar Jar's dialog and I thought the movie was pretty ok.

[–]Cheesusaur 4 points5 points ago

Basically you need to take out everything that isn't Liam Neeson.

[–]dcy123 10 points11 points ago

I like Ewan McGregor.

[–]brchri 12 points13 points ago

I remember thinking the score kicked fucking ass, and I played the shit out of Ep. I: Racer, but the movie did disappoint. It just wasn't as inspiring to watch as the original trilogy, and I was just thirteen.

[–]BordomBeThyName 64 points65 points ago

Here is a breakdown

It's pretty much terrible in every way. That review is worth watching though, and has much more entertainment value than the movie itself.

[–]VorcePA 22 points23 points ago

This is the reason. I hated the Star Wars prequels long before I found Reddit, and this is why. The reviews are more entertaining than the movies, and I guess, in a perverse kind of way, I have the prequels to thank for such funny (but also scathingly accurate) reviews.

[–]TotallyKafkaesque 11 points12 points ago

What prequels

[–]mystlynx_2k 19 points20 points ago

There's only three Star Wars movies.

[–]stortz 2 points3 points ago

I love his mono tone. I think it's really funny, kinda like Cr1t1kal's videos.

[–]DutchPrisoner 12 points13 points ago

Because the people who liked the first one were either 1) kids, many of whom will like anything as long as it has explosions and 2) older people/adults who had never seen a space western before. Sci-fi had never been this exciting before.

When these movies came around the kids who liked the first ones (like me) now had more discerning tastes and thought these were pretty average stories and we'd already seen better space westerns and better sci-fi.

Also, the earlier films were actually better, especially (in my opinion) Empire Strikes Back. Remember too that George Lucas insisted on writing and directing the later films even though he's an old man. Many/most? older filmmakers tend to lose their creative senses for innovation and I think this happened to Lucas.

[–]twitch1982 1 point2 points ago

people saw this when they were kids? fuck. Guess its time to ship my ass off to the old folks home.

[–]llamaha 1 point2 points ago

HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN REDDIT?!!

It's top comment so this makes no sense.

[–]Piogre 10 points11 points ago

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/5357-The-Phantom-Menace-13-Years-Later

Just watch it pretending that it isn't trying to be a Star Wars movie.

[–]KitsuneRommel 7 points8 points ago

Nice rant. Especially the part about how The Dark Knight Rises is going to be a huge disappointment because fans can never be satisfied.

[–]Thewhitebread 9 points10 points ago

There are parts I also find really enjoyable. Way too much time was spent on Tatooine and the Gungan subplot was insufferable, but overall it's a fun movie when it's not dragging its ass explaining midichlorians and reviewing the finer points of pod-racing. Also the Darth Maul fight scene was the tits.

[–]Ponze 47 points48 points ago

I dunno, if you look closely you'll notice that Anakin's shadow is way off, obvious photoshop is obvious.

[–]alwaysdoit 20 points21 points ago

Exactly. I can tell by the midichlorians.

[–]stoned-derelict 373 points374 points ago

Its a shame they never got around to making this movie.

[–]Superchair14 137 points138 points ago

LOL THIS JOKE MANAGED TO BE BOTH FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

[–]imaturtleur2 33 points34 points ago

The reviews for all episodes 1, 2, and 3 are way better than the movies themselves.

[–]wseeg 11 points12 points ago

Don't forget his 3D review!

[–]TheBreadnaught 14 points15 points ago

Was waiting for someone to post Plinkett.

[–]The_Adventurist 3 points4 points ago

They're inseparable now.

It's like how after 9/11 everyone was glued to their TVs watching the news to make sense of the disaster that had just befallen them. The new trilogy was like a movie 9/11 and Plinket's reviews sort out the rubble and help us come to grips with our loss.

[–]JediMasterSam 14 points15 points ago

I watched all his movie reviews. They're hilarious.

"Oh my God! What happened to your face."

[–]pringle_8642[S] 168 points169 points ago

Just not a great movie, but the poster was fantastic.

[–]RebelTactics 58 points59 points ago

The original Star Wars movie poster has some nice artwork in it.

[–]Saiing 35 points36 points ago

Weird. I've always just seen it in passing before and never really studed it in detail. It's amazing how unlike Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher they look. It's like they used two entirely different stand-ins or didn't know who had been cast when the poster was made.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 18 points19 points ago

naw, artists for promotional material just didn't care that much back then.

Whoever painted this painted a dude and a chick that look vaguely like the people in the film. That was close enough.

Who hires painters to do movie posters these days?

[–]joseph4th 18 points19 points ago

The other, similar, original movie poster (Style A I believe) also features Luke and Lea who look nothing like Mark and Carrie. The artist, whose name I forget) said at a signing I was at that he had asked for photos of the actors when he was hired to paint the poster. He said he was told they were nobody's and not to worry about it. He had his roommates pose for the pictures and that's who they look like.

[–]arrjayjee 6 points7 points ago

I love those old school posters. And also, Leia has some rocking tits in that poster.

[–]castironpuppet 2 points3 points ago

Leia and Luke have the same face

[–]chilldude24 3 points4 points ago

I find it breathtaking, for some reason. It looks so awe-inspiring.

[–]AsadM107 8 points9 points ago

It reminds me of a cover for a good Sci Fi book. The darkness of the picture and vague design of the characters is somewhat gratifying.

[–]Linwe_Ancalime 41 points42 points ago

Almost as good as that poster... this poster.

[–]lethargicwalrus 202 points203 points ago

DAE think the original trilogy was better?

[–]That_1_question_guy 120 points121 points ago

Return of the Circlejerk.

[–]bigbobo33 18 points19 points ago

You are participating in a circlejerk about how circlejerks suck. Nice.

[–]EwThatsNerdy 12 points13 points ago

[–]funnels 38 points39 points ago

Right? George Lucas such a terrible filmmaker now! What happened?

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[–]TwinkleTwinkie 40 points41 points ago

He didn't really make Episode V and VI.

[–]gradivus22 26 points27 points ago

The Empire Strikes Back was only good because Irvin Kershner is a hell of a director.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

And it's a hell of a story.

[–]atree496 17 points18 points ago

Well back then, they forced him to change the script from his original ideas. With the new trilogy, no one told him what to do.

[–]JuddRunner 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, nothing to do with a great script that takes established characters to interesting new places.

[–]gradivus22 3 points4 points ago

Do you know how many ewoks it could have had if Lucas got his way?

[–]Tequila_Wolf 2 points3 points ago

What's your point? You do realize George didn't write Ep V or VI either right? Lawrence Kasdan wrote both (though Lucas did have a pretty good talent for character development back then as well).

[–]antonio2000 6 points7 points ago

Lucas was never the director of the originals. They decided it was a sensible idea to give him more control in the new ones, that's why they aren't as good.

[–]HeyThatsMyPeabody 7 points8 points ago

He wrote and directed the very first movie of the original what is now known as Star Was IV: A New Hope.

And he also co-wrote the script to Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi.

[–]Thewhitebread 17 points18 points ago

He received the directing credit, but producer/collaborator Gary Kurtz was far more involved in the day to day filming operations and even took on duties such as coaching and giving the actors actual feedback (Lucas was notorious for giving poor directions). Kurtz left during Return of the Jedi because Lucas began making unnecessary plot alterations and was allegedly focusing on merchandising opportunities more so than a cohesive story.

I personally don't believe that Lucas is the hack many make him out to be, I just think he's a somewhat shitty director. By all accounts he much preferred writing and editing to managing the day to day operations and interacting with the crew, and I believe many of the gaping flaws in the series that were fleshed out towards the latter portion were a result of Lucas straying too far away from his comfort zone and strengths (you can see how well it played out during Empire, of which he was barely involved the actual filming and never took the director's chair).

All of that said, the fucker makes it really difficult to be an apologist when his ass refuses to release the original cuts on Blu-Ray. I am still a bitter bitter man.

[–]terrymr 7 points8 points ago

You grew up.

[–]MisterMcFancyPants 33 points34 points ago

The original trilogy still hold up as great movies. Both technically, and artistically.

[–]Dmax12 13 points14 points ago

Both technically, and artistically.

I would just like to point out that the acting of Mark Hamill was pretty horrible. Empire strikes Back, though pretty good as a whole, his facial expressions are HORRIBLE.. its almost comical.

What saved those movies is an amazing cast and cool unique story. IMO the prequels caused a categorical change, and therefore a dislike. Who wants to think DV was ever a wuss?

[–]EliaIsAGiraffesName 22 points23 points ago

I dunno, I don't find Mark Hamill as offensive as just about every actor in the prequel trilogy. Hell, comparing his performance of Luke Skywalker to that of Natalie Portman as Padme, I can easily say that Mark Hamill out-acted the Academy Award winning actress. And to Mark's credit, it's pretty difficult to act your best sitting in a swamp alongside a Muppet.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 24 points25 points ago

It's one hell of a lot easier to get into character in a swamp alongside a muppet than it is in front of a green screen alongside some dude in a mocap suit.

There were some damn good actors in the new trilogy, and they all performed way below their capabilities. I blame the massive amount of CGI for a large portion of it.

[–]Spruce_Bringsteen 6 points7 points ago

That's still easier than acting in a giant green box with no one around.

[–]bredbored 8 points9 points ago

He was in a car accident toward the end of filming for A New Hope.

That's why the Wampus wacks his face in Empire.

[–]_NeuroManson_ 10 points11 points ago

Star Wars Nerd Mode Go! The creature in question was a Wampa. A Wampa.

[–]Horkersaurus 2 points3 points ago

What is a wampus?

[–]_argoplix 1 point2 points ago

The best part of the movie was the soundtrack 2 seconds after the credits finished.

[–]rlaptop7 6 points7 points ago

I am sure that Lucas hated the poster, preferring to put jar-jar in there somehow.

[–]pedolobster 55 points56 points ago

not a bad metaphor for the movie - foreshadowing bad things to come.

[–]cortesoft 74 points75 points ago

Yep.... The rest of the movie.

[–]Mr_Muscles 14 points15 points ago

This guy gets it.

[–]Mighty_Cunt_Punter 5 points6 points ago

I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one that doesn't much care for this poster. Seems really bland and obvious to me.

[–]Shelverman 16 points17 points ago

This has been hanging on the wall above my bed since 1999.

I lost my virginity under it.

[–]sneakachu 91 points92 points ago

Great poster, but inaccurate. Tatooine had two suns.

[–]willworkforicecream 93 points94 points ago

Just because it is a binary system doesn't mean that both stars would always be in the sky at the same time all the time. Judging from the impossible angle, we could probably say that only one sun was out by then.

[–]N8CCRG 15 points16 points ago

Or that they couldn't be aligned with each other, relative to the planet.

Edit: Then again, the shadows on his shoulder indicate the sun(s) is(are) higher in the sky than the shadow being cast any way. In other words, art trumps detail on this one.

[–]Tofusteak 31 points32 points ago

Well considering that a small boy would not cast a shadow like that, I agree that art is indeed trumping detail.

[–]willworkforicecream 20 points21 points ago

I found an explanation

I generally don't approve of such things but I couldn't help myself. Sorry.

[–]massada 11 points12 points ago

How awesome would it be if they had done that just to be accurate.

[–]Numb3r_6 10 points11 points ago

This makes me feel like a battered spouse, sitting in the Women's Shelter, looking at my old wedding photos. So many promises made, so many broken.

[–]TicklezPanda 16 points17 points ago

[–]shallow- 26 points27 points ago

Because most people have seen the last three movies they forget what a gigantic ass fucking spoiler this is for any people watching the series for the first time. If you are ever in a position to introduce somebody to the series here are the two ways you should go:

4 5 1 2 3 6

or

4 5 6 1 2 3

[–]cjhelms 72 points73 points ago

or

4 5 6

[–]i_like_pretty_girls 9 points10 points ago

The only correct order to watch them in.

Original unaltered versions, obviously.

[–]desertcombat06 11 points12 points ago

Try Machete order.

4 5 2 3 6.

[–]cooze666 10 points11 points ago

i saw it sggested as 4 5 then a flash back to 2 3 then 6 omitting 1 because its obsolete 4 heres luke 5 heres lukes delema...i am your father 2-3 here is how im your father 6 ending

[–]AwesomeKickass 4 points5 points ago

How [high] are you?

[–]david_n_m_bond 7 points8 points ago

[4 5 2 3 6]

[–]Enucks91 5 points6 points ago

But it's not like the whole world, regardless of the fact of whether they've actually seen the movies or not, doesn't already know that Vader is Luke's father... Come on, that scene has a permanent fixture in cinema history. I always introduce people who haven't seen the films before to it in the new order, and they enjoy it thoroughly, because they don't have the same bias as "fans". They already know the basic plot line, because they're famous films, but they get all the back story without my nerdy side explanations. They also tend to appreciate the details that went into the graphics in the new films, as well as the music, things that I as a fan of the originals, never really took into consideration. I enjoyed the new films more watching them with someone who was completely new to Star Wars, it was like experiencing it all for the first time. :)

[–]fiveironknight 5 points6 points ago

I think 4,1,2,5,3,6.

4 establishes everything, and then you kick it back to see the adventures of Anakin and Obiwan, before knowing that Anakin is Vader. Then back to 5 for the big reveal, then to 3 for the story of the downfall, and then to 6 for the entire wrap-up

[–]crashj 3 points4 points ago

Many great memories tied to watching it as a kid.

[–]nickateen 17 points18 points ago

And then the movie took a shit in your mouth.

[–]BeautifulGreenBeast 12 points13 points ago

I didn't have any problem with it.

[–]Wombmate 3 points4 points ago

I don't see what's so good about it. The whole 'shadow showing something else' is done a lot. I assume most think it's awesome because they like Darth Vader.

[–]ItzDizaster 3 points4 points ago

I have this poster in puzzle form. I painstakingly glued down each piece to frame it.

http://i.imgur.com/rGPPS.jpg

[–]superz9579 1 point2 points ago

DAE hate the prequels?

[–]scottykill 9 points10 points ago

still one of the best karma whoring posts I've ever seen.

[–]n8wolf 9 points10 points ago

Bought poster

Hung up poster

Saw movie

Took down poster

Found poster in tube years later

Thought to sell it on eBay

Poster is ripped

Fuck George Lucas

[–]bigsid22 5 points6 points ago

That post was a better saga than the first three episodes

[–]freym 2 points3 points ago

I have this in puzzle form...LOVE IT

[–]Bunnylisk 2 points3 points ago

I stood in line for 3 hours in the rain to see this movie.

[–]Cash5YR 2 points3 points ago

Too bad it sucked a dick.

[–]egus 2 points3 points ago

too bad the kid was a little bitch.

[–]T3hEvilBush 2 points3 points ago

George Lucas couldn't have had anything to do with it, then.

[–]MrRoughsex 1 point2 points ago

still one of the best movies I've ever seen

[–]unicornservingdonuts 2 points3 points ago

I used to work at a theatre around the time the movies came out. I actually have a few these original theatrical one sheets (not the replica stuff you can buy on eBay or poster website, these are legit reverse image double sided ones.)

I also have a couple of the ones for episode 2.

My personal favorite is a VERY early one sheet of the first LOTR movie that came quite early in the year for a movie that came out in December (March if I remember right). This is what it looks like.

Here's a second one sheet of the first LOTR that came out closer to December.

And the third "official" one sheet that I think was used for a majority of the marketing when the movie came out.

My parent's garage also holds the original star wars banner that they hung up (looks similar to the one sheet), the original LOTR standee (with some kick ass 3-d nazgul horsemen imagery), as well as the first spiderman banner (and posters) that were recalled due to them having the image of the world trade towers in spiderman's eyes right after 9/11.

They've actually been sitting here in a tube this whole time. As I've gotten older my affinity for all of this stuff has waned and I've been waiting for the right moment to give them away in some sort of contest or to someone who will appreciate them alot more. Or better yet, a girlfriend that would. Still waiting though.

[–]Fyrus93 0 points1 point ago

Tatooine has two suns. Therefore there should be two shadows

[–]AWayOut 4 points5 points ago

[–]chunkydancer 3 points4 points ago

I love this poster + movie, except the poster has HUGE spoilers, and doesn't make sense unless you've seen the movie. Ergo, overall ineffective as an ad. Fucking awesome for anyone who's seen the movie though.

[–]IronOxide42 4 points5 points ago

If I recall, that was a poster made after the movie came out, by a fan. So it's not really an advertisement.

[–]iceaje 4 points5 points ago

I sometimes fear that I'm the only one who enjoyed this movie.

[–]ihatetosayit 4 points5 points ago

I actually really liked episode 1.

[–]Zublybub 6 points7 points ago

Dude wtf?! Spoilers!

[–]TheBreadnaught 3 points4 points ago

this is one of my favorite movie posters of all time. Tyra Banks rates is a 10/10 on the smize scale.

[–]71Comet 4 points5 points ago

EPISODE 1-3 SUCKED BECAUSE THEY WENT TOO MAINSTREAM. JAR JAR BINKS THE ORIGINALS WERE BETTER, ACTUALLY EVERYTHING WAS BETTER WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD.

[–]cycophuk 4 points5 points ago

I hate that Lucas never got around to making the prequels. I really would love to see how Anakin became Darth Vader. You would think that with today's technology, he would be able to come up with something really special.

[–]dno_bot 3 points4 points ago

Still one of the biggest disappointments for a movie that I've seen.

[–]cscott5288 8 points9 points ago

i loved it but i was a little kid when it came out (I think 5th grade). most of the people i know that hate it were born in the 70s/early 80s. i think it's because episode one was targeted towards a younger audience so your generation didn't quite get it.

[–]dno_bot 0 points1 point ago

My generation saw episode 4 when we were young. We got it because it didn't suck and we're not a buch of pansies.

[–]ISaintI 3 points4 points ago

There is nothing to "not get" in the new trilogy. In fact it's the young audience that missed a lot of flaws and problems the movie had. (Like the fact that the first episode made no sense and had no story). I liked it when I was a kid but it's a very simple trilogy with bland CGI, dull acting for the most part and no memorable characters. ("Remember that time when Anakin was on that planet and he did that thing? Yeah me neither").

It was an average movie, an action-fantasy-sci-fi-CGI kids movie, and that's fine, but when you look at the original trilogy it was/is phenomenal. To this day people still talk about it, know about it, movies are still using ideas from that movie, and it looks so damn great even after all this time. And that's the biggest problem with the new trilogy, the thought that it could've been so much better. It could've been a classic.

[–]BeautifulGreenBeast 2 points3 points ago

Same thing here. I was younger when Phantom Menace came out and I loved the movie. I have seen IV, V, and VI prior to that, as well.

Nowadays, I consider all of Star Wars movies mostly for kids. I don't feel that I, II, III are particularly inferior in that regard.

[–]D-Evolve 2 points3 points ago

It was a really good poster. It was very subtle....unlike the movie.

[–]radditour 0 points1 point ago

SPOILERS!!!

[–]the_goat_boy 2 points3 points ago

Too bad the movie was so shit. The only redeeming thing about it was Darth Maul, and they killed him off.

[–]n8wolf 30 points31 points ago

Entire ads devoted to Darth Maul. Dude has zero lines, rides a razor scooter and gets hacked in half with no memorable motives to speak of. Broke my young heart.

[–]ilion 11 points12 points ago

Was still a pretty awesome lightsabre fight.

[–]giantpotato 5 points6 points ago

[–]pringle_8642[S] 17 points18 points ago

Also the fact that they spoiled the double sided light saber in the trailer. Who does your advertising Lucas?!

[–]Thewhitebread 16 points17 points ago

Who does your advertising Lucas?!

Hasbro.

[–]azarashi 7 points8 points ago

"killed" him off, he survived.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 20 points21 points ago

Zombie Cyborg Spider Darth Maul is potentially the only thing lamer than killing off Darth Maul.

It's like some 5 year old who loved the shit out of Darth Maul tried way too hard to make him the coolest character ever. I'm surprised he didn't go on to bang every alien chick he found, and then became king of the galaxy and also a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord. And also he's immortal. And has a jetpack. And he's best friends with Sonic.

[–]kn0ck 14 points15 points ago

This guy suspiciously writes like George Lucas.

[–]allodude 6 points7 points ago

They brought him back in the 3D cartoon.

[–]GigaReed 1 point2 points ago

If only that movie was half as good as its poster.

[–]kaiserzeit 0 points1 point ago

Worst sucker punch in movie history

[–]IamtheD 0 points1 point ago

I was just saying this to a friend of mine the other day! GOD... are you the OP???

[–]gkelley1111 0 points1 point ago

Luke I am Your Shadow

[–]TheShiftyEyedBastard -1 points0 points ago

If they used the movie as an advertisement for this poster, I totally would have missed out on it's greatness.

[–]Rokkjester 0 points1 point ago

Oh! I have this poster hanging in my room... Just thought I should tell someone. You know since no one is ever going to know about besides my Mom.

[–]nihil2909 1 point2 points ago

Blew my fragile 9 year old mind when I first saw this.

[–]rodion_vs_rodion -1 points0 points ago

Still one of the only things that didn't suck about that movie.

[–]aclomeli 0 points1 point ago

The first thing i bought on ebay was the 8' vinyl banner. My dad stole it from me and it hangs in his boomboomroom next to the bar and poker table.

[–]coffeefuckyeah 1 point2 points ago

Check out polish film posters

[–]WeirdSmells 1 point2 points ago

Talk about foreshadowing!

[–]BinguniR34 0 points1 point ago

I agree, I actually have that poster (that one and many others), worked as a projectionist during that time, way back in the day.

[–]Dodgson_here 0 points1 point ago

f#@! Jar Jar I hope he was on Alderaan but goddamn was that the best lightsaber duel in the whole series

[–]breakwater 0 points1 point ago

Poster could have replaced the movie outright as far as I'm concerned.

[–]phragmosis 0 points1 point ago

Originally there was no building behind him. The darth shadow was just cast against a flat landscape of sand. They shopped the building in later, and having seen the original first, that building looks fake as hell.

[–]ltomatosaucel -1 points0 points ago

Wow I used to have that as a kid!!!

[–]Syco1900 0 points1 point ago

Great Expectations.

[–]Krayzed896 0 points1 point ago

This was a very well made poster. I never forgot it, after the first time I had seen it.

[–]gabexigon -1 points0 points ago

I have this poster on my wall, right next to my bed.

[–]themagicalcake -1 points0 points ago

I have that on a t-shirt

[–]e3m88 0 points1 point ago

OP must be trolling

[–]bhaaat 0 points1 point ago

everytime i feel like watching episode 1, i watch this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

...(all 7 parts).

[–]ssn697 0 points1 point ago

I wish I still had that poster. Had it hanging in my office at Adobe when it first came out. Serious geek cred...

[–]b_runt 0 points1 point ago

I don't hate the prequel trilogy because they are bad movies I hate them because they were such a disappointment when you compare them to the original trilogy. The prequel trilogy is a mediocre science fiction trilogy when standing on its own merits. It's that the original films defined a generation. And that generation shared those special moments with their children as I plan to as well. One of my greatest fears is that my children don't watch the original trilogy first, as the shock i felt when finding out the truth of Luke's lineage was one of the greatest moments for me in cinema.