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[–]FamineLord 654 points655 points ago

That could not look more staged than if it was on Broadway.

[–]etree 471 points472 points ago

[–]ranger_carn 239 points240 points ago

That image made me physically angry.

[–]StepOfDub 206 points207 points ago

[–]Fractoman 29 points30 points ago

[–]rabidbasher 1 point2 points ago

No better case for 'Ping Pong' instead of 'Loop' in a gif has ever been made.

[–]EvengerX 5 points6 points ago

[–]radioslave 7 points8 points ago

No tears now,

only sleep.

[–]RageGodReed 13 points14 points ago

Shh, no tears, only dreams now.

[–]thisisthelaststop 1 point2 points ago

As I was reading this thread, I got to ranger_carn's comment, and I actually said, "there is no reason to be upset" before opening this .gif. This is why I fucking love the internet.

[–]StepOfDub 4 points5 points ago

[–]thisisthelaststop 1 point2 points ago

[–]thebakergirl -2 points-1 points ago

I came in angry at this thread. I see this and all I can even fucking do is laugh because OH MY GOD THAT LAWNMOWER IS FUCKING FLYING. why why why whyyyyyy and yet I still laugh.

[–]mainsworth 38 points39 points ago

You need to relax a little.

[–]LoopTransmission 25 points26 points ago

Your name should be RAGER_carn! Ha! Right guys? Right? Am I right?

[–]DJ_BlackBeard 11 points12 points ago

This guy right here? He's right. Straight up.

[–]psychoticapes 10 points11 points ago

Word.

[–]IIcolour_Spectrum 8 points9 points ago

Adjective.

[–]ginkomortus 6 points7 points ago

Phoneme.

[–]Sk8rGameFreak 6 points7 points ago

Conjunction.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 3 points4 points ago

Potato

[–]IIcolour_Spectrum 1 point2 points ago

First one to get what I was getting at. :D

[–]LordZiptie 2 points3 points ago

I love reggae watts

[–]Thingsandalsostuff 3 points4 points ago

"Quit angrying up my blood!"

[–]A_Chewy_Lemon 6 points7 points ago

But can you reproduce by budding!

[–]LaughingAsshole 3 points4 points ago

Made me physically giggly.

[–]Crysalim 6 points7 points ago

This is one of the best images I have EVER seen.

[–]griingolink 0 points1 point ago

How do I save this?!

[–]mems_account 16 points17 points ago

At least it's still hilarious. Oh wait... no it isn't.

[–]griffsterb 7 points8 points ago

Seriously. No way this is real. I purposely post stupid shit like this on my friends' pages all the time.

[–]Crysalim 1 point2 points ago

I wanted someone to link a pic that said fake, but this will have to do.

[–]FordSVT1 0 points1 point ago

[–]That_Russian_Guy 110 points111 points ago

This is quite possibly the fakest thing on the Internet.

[–]Moifee 10 points11 points ago

I take it, Russian Guy, you haven't seen a Russian stripper.

[–]souperman08 216 points217 points ago

[–]OneSilentE 47 points48 points ago

[–]Evil_Yoshi 21 points22 points ago

[–]TuskedOdin 6 points7 points ago

interesting water mark you got there bud.

[–]skanadian 11 points12 points ago

Detects and amplifies? Normally the people who detect bullshit don't amplify, and those who amplify bullshit are poor at detecting it.

[–]jorchison 5 points6 points ago

That's why it's a machine, and not a person.

[–]Pakarido 25 points26 points ago

Words do not describe how awesome that gif is. The face. The fucking face. Oh my god.

[–]Nightfalls 2 points3 points ago

This and the knock knock sketch are the two that always make me laugh.

[–]wamsachel 0 points1 point ago

Mother's day doesn't do anything for you?

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

Oh, it does, it's just not as funny to me as those two. Probably 80% of what they've put out has made me laugh at least once. The rest of it is usually at least amusing.

[–]BarrogaPoga 0 points1 point ago

Mothers day is my favorite. They recreate my two brothers exactly.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 1 point2 points ago

Why does he remind me of the young Wesley Crusher?

[–]tdn 80 points81 points ago

Yes, they are kidding you.

[–]CodeNameSly 59 points60 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]asimilator 31 points32 points ago

I often feel like there's two different and diametrically opposed groups on reddit: those that vote on posts and those that comment on them.

And Jesus fucking Christ do I hate the voters.

[–]oliviaoliviason 6 points7 points ago

Just remember there are a lot of 14 year olds with a different kind of humor out there. I remember laughing at the silliest things when I was that age, everything was hilarious! Then we become adults with a more sophisticated humor and wonder where all the joy has gone, or so. Anyway, just downvote and go ahead and maybe remember those times when a silly spoken word would give you a fucking laughing fit. Good times, right?

[–]twistmental 2 points3 points ago

When I was a child I like howard the duck...so yes, this statement is accurate.

[–]ABloodyEnglishman 0 points1 point ago

"Downvote and go ahead"

THANK YOU

[–]nnnddd202020 1 point2 points ago

Yeah? Well I hate both of them!

[–]vonDread 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to /r/funny.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 57 points58 points ago

Op, you are either gullible as shit or a karma whore. Not sure which is worse though.

[–]kimmehbee 27 points28 points ago

The OP only gets half the blame. The other half goes to the 2000+ people who upvoted this shit.

[–]Spyrex 5 points6 points ago

The lurkers are a different breed than the ones who comment.

[–]PhantomSwagger -1 points0 points ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[–]Spooge26 47 points48 points ago

4 chan trolls, don't leave the planet just yet boys

[–]baja_01 20 points21 points ago

4/10

Spelling and grammar throws it off.

[–]Danez 44 points45 points ago

Yes, I believe that they ARE fucking kidding you.

[–]jointheredditarmy 10 points11 points ago

yeah.... they are fucking kidding you actually..

[–]IpyriteStuff 21 points22 points ago

[–]NeckbeardsReckoning 7 points8 points ago

A more important question is: why is OP friends with so many 12-year-olds on Facebook?

[–]OneSilentE 5 points6 points ago

[–]peaceloveandabbiness 10 points11 points ago

Well, at least they didn't say The Beatles.

[–]ReactsWithWords 7 points8 points ago

Aren't they that band that did a cover of Justin Beiber's "Let It Be"?

[–]VintageJuice 27 points28 points ago

[–]jimbo_akimbo 14 points15 points ago

Nice gif, but why is the gasoline black?

[–]Jeroknite 13 points14 points ago

Maybe it's... oil?

[–]Kozimix 10 points11 points ago

Well it does say gasoline on the can.

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 25 points26 points ago

FUCK THE POLICE

[–]BrainSlurper 2 points3 points ago

Oil corporations are trying to dictate our way of life man..

[–]Turknjaydee 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, you cookin'?

Who said anythin' about oil.

[–]Kantyash 0 points1 point ago

Why is this guy so skinny and has no hands?

[–]Holycrapwtfatheism 4 points5 points ago

I agree, but there's no point hurting the computer just go torch the idiot kids.

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see this, I always wish the hammer makes more damage

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr -2 points-1 points ago

this .gif is taking too long... i really have to poop but i dont want to get up before its over.....oooooo the pangs

[–]cortesoft 1 point2 points ago

Ha! Reading this on my iPad on the toilet... Take as long as you need to load, Mr. Gif... I got all day.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

[–]hummerbob1 2 points3 points ago

Obvious troll could not be any more fucking obvious.

[–]solace1234 2 points3 points ago

they need to die already, no offense

how the hell is that not offensive?

[–]notarapist72 1 point2 points ago

Why are we still here with these idiots, when can we live on mars.?

[–]TimonBerkowitz 2 points3 points ago

"Other people do not appreciate the things that I appreciate. This upsets me greatly"-lolspHD

[–]DerKriegmeister 0 points1 point ago

This can't be real.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 2 points3 points ago

both extreme sides of the spectrum are just as annoying...the hardcore beiber and one direction fans and the nirvana/ rolling stones fans who think their shit doesnt stink and that they are edgy....in 20 years it will be the same except beiber and one direction will be the ones that "crazies" listen to

[–]imablaziken 0 points1 point ago

except beiber and one direction will be the ones that "crazies" listen to

Doubt it, almost nobody listens to the shit bands from the 60s 70s and 80s anymore.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

i mean you cant dodge the fact that a large population of people listen to them...so its only natural that they will listen to them in the future....i think youre thinking of the one hit wonders

[–]EKsTaZiJA 2 points3 points ago

this is the fakest thing i've ever seen.

[–]Majorasmax 2 points3 points ago

who would up vote this? It's so obviously fake!

[–]Jewzilian 2 points3 points ago

I'm usually pretty gullible when it comes to Facebook posts, but this was so obviously fake it hurts.

[–]nospr 2 points3 points ago

Cool. I also love raging against trival fake conversations that I saw on facebook.

[–]madbear3320 1 point2 points ago

[–]smififty 3 points4 points ago

[–]Darth_InvadeHer 1 point2 points ago

Of all of the things in the world that did not happen, this did not happen the most

[–]JupitersClock 2 points3 points ago

Who is one direction?

[–]Simmerj94 1 point2 points ago

The latest boy band.

shivers

[–]Acespartan 4 points5 points ago

That post gave me cancer

[–]mountaincyclops 4 points5 points ago

The bodies of Red, Green, and black were found today. All three were drowned in the local river and had the word "Nevermind" carved into their forehead.

[–]Fixdgear 7 points8 points ago

That seems exactly like a comment you would see on youtube.

[–]ziplokk -1 points0 points ago

I guess they didn't want to return to Africa after all.

[–]JordyMOOcow 0 points1 point ago

I love how butthurt most people seem to be.

[–]Vylan24 3 points4 points ago

If a girl ever EVER deleted my Beatles library I would just straight up deck her. You DON'T fuck with The Beatles

[–]bobalobbillybob 3 points4 points ago

I'm waiting to see the article about a guy killing his girlfriend for deleting his REAL music and replacing it with the Autotuned Rectaljuice that gets pumped out of the recording industry now.

I swear, the music they get "acts" to release tastes to my ears the way I would think third-hand jungle juice super jizz cupcakes would sound, in my anus.

[–]Darth_InvadeHer 0 points1 point ago

Man, you really hate pop music.

[–]S1LW3R 3 points4 points ago

good luck with the girl with red cencor when her boyfriend founds out she did this...

im joking im on the side of her boyfriend.

[–]Haleljacob -1 points0 points ago

This was such a BRAVE post

[–]chaser902109 -1 points0 points ago

Well duh it is fake i mean the Jonas brothers? I thought they died :3 ...

[–]GenericOnlineName -1 points0 points ago

Even if it's true, who cares? They'd be like middle school or high school girls. Their opinions shouldn't matter or affect your life.

[–]Arngrim60D 1 point2 points ago

Kudos on the Donald pic though.

[–]theguyjb 1 point2 points ago

So... Uh... Who or what is One Direction?

[–]Zlurpo 1 point2 points ago

In case you are serious, they are a teenage boy band. They sing pop music. It's terrible, but loved by the tween crown, because it's catchy. They will be forgotten in the future, or referred to in embarrassed tones, similar to n*sync or backstreet boys 10 years ago, or new kids on the block and boyz II men ten years before that.

[–]theguyjb 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I was serious, but not interested enough to go all the way over to Google.

[–]gokenshadow 0 points1 point ago

I can't understand why you're so frustrated.

[–]ChuckyD22 1 point2 points ago

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently**." Friedrich Nietzsch

[–]ThatLewis 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if trolls, or seven year old girls...

[–]smokeajay 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, checking out NirvanaVEVO's video statistics on Youtube yields 13-17 year old females as a top demographic for almost all of their music videos (minus Unplugged live videos). Top countries are Portugal, Brazil, Italy that repeat the most.

[–]catnipassian 0 points1 point ago

I SAW THIS SHIT IN A THREAD ON /B/ EARLIER. The others were so much better in the thread.

[–]MrAWESOME111 -1 points0 points ago

I'm out

[–]MunchieMofo 0 points1 point ago

Hearing kids say "YOLO" in an earnest way. Yikes.

[–]Jubei_08 0 points1 point ago

Sucks, but one day our music will gently flow out of elevators and supermarket speakers. Let's enjoy it before our hearing goes out.

[–]Jack_McCoy 1 point2 points ago

Grade-A karmaslob here. Same dude who made the fake AMA about Capone's driver.

[–]cowmaster90 0 points1 point ago

borderlands 6?

[–]Fallhemor09 0 points1 point ago

Just like every other teen age person EVER. Ignorance is a phase, most grow out of it some dont. Time will tell if this new 'tech-generation' outgrows it or wallows.

[–]Wtfloki 0 points1 point ago

Why are you even using those guns on yourself? Use em to end those hoes.

[–]Frankstg 0 points1 point ago

Fake. It has to be.

[–]roqqingit -1 points0 points ago

WHO IS HAVING THESE KIDS!?!?!

[–]Catzfordayz -1 points0 points ago

There's no way there's really people like this. I pray at least.

[–]art-solopov 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. And so do people who like Bach or Mozart or Wagner.

Go to hell, wannabes.

[–]Dukuz 0 points1 point ago

Ha, people think this is real.

[–]malakon 1 point2 points ago

"you should die, no offense."

that's just amazing.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

haha they don't like what we like what fucking retards

[–]matt24671 0 points1 point ago

Yes they are fucking kidding you. Whoever posted this was obviously joking.

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther 0 points1 point ago

I remember the days when I thought of Nirvana as trashy kids music. But then I realized that all pop music basically is that way. It makes me laugh when people defend rock bands as if they were the pinnacle of humanity's musical achievements.

[–]honglath 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, not real. "...one direction, beieber, and jonas brothers"? Definitely faked.

[–]OlyOxenFree 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens when an adult dates a 14 year old...

[–]p_quarles_ 0 points1 point ago

OP pretending he's not 15 years old.

[–]The_guy_behind_you 0 points1 point ago

IKR BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION AMIRIGHT? Deleting the boyfriends music is pretty awful though.

[–]Lyrmatos 0 points1 point ago

give me there face book I have to kill them

[–]ropafgc 0 points1 point ago

Is that the episode where Donald spends like all night trying to pitch his tent and goes nuts from not sleeping? Used to have a VHS with a ton of WW2 Donald cartoons but its been like 20 years since I've seen it.

[–]AmbyPamby1 0 points1 point ago

If i were that chicks boyfriend, i'd cunt punt her, then dump her.

[–]cozenom 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one with friends who aren't retarded?

[–]InvaderSkoodge 0 points1 point ago

What are you doing bro, you can get two more guns in there.

[–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

Now I somehow feel ignorant for not knowing what they mean by 'one direction'.

[–]nitneuq6 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I think they are fucking kidding you.

[–]domcatena 0 points1 point ago

you probably wouldn't get posts like these if you didnt add 14 year olds. unless you are around that age?

[–]no1skaman 0 points1 point ago

I love how easily trolled you cunts are.

[–]Phasechange 0 points1 point ago

You're not supposed to care what young people think and say about music. At most, you smile, take a swig of your scotch, tilt back the chair and play, hmm, play When the Levee Breaks.

[–]Motorsagmannen 0 points1 point ago

"girl in red text, no longer has a boyfriend" if this was real that is...

[–]thebakergirl 0 points1 point ago

I know this is fake; but I actually know someone who has no idea that Glee is not in fact original and thinks Queen is a new band from.. Canada. ._.

[–]itp757 0 points1 point ago

i don't wanna live on this planet anymore

[–]Griffith 0 points1 point ago

This happens every 10 years or so, and if you were old enough to have enjoyed Nirvana and Rolling Stones when they were first releasing their tracks, this shouldn't be the first time you have witnessed this event occurring with different band names, on different generations.

Ten years from now, believe it or not, Justin Bieber, One Direction, and whichever other bands are considered popular nowadays will be the "Classics", and they will have been replaced by something that these people posting now will consider worse. And 20 years from now someone will be making a similar comment about Bieber in Zwitter, or whatever else ends up replacing today's social networks.

Their "get with the times" will slowly evolve into "back in the good old days" as they grow older, and soon they'll be the ones who aren't "with the times", and they will be the ones posting an image similar to the one you just did.

[–]Irf00 0 points1 point ago

seriously i want to spam the shit out of them!

[–]noneo97 0 points1 point ago

Well, I guess tonight's the night bitches die.

[–]Nuclearbananas 0 points1 point ago

EVERY. FUCKING. 14. YEAR OLD.

[–]Asylumgirl15 0 points1 point ago

Her poor boyfriend. I'm amazed she still has him. He must be whipped.

[–]Juiceisgreat 0 points1 point ago

WHY ARE YOU HIDING NAMES! THEY MUST BE OBLITERATED!!!

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

The fucking rage man.....oooohmygod

[–]Denny_204 0 points1 point ago

That genuinely pissed me off.

[–]rabidbasher 0 points1 point ago

Shit like this is why I pray for a mass extinction event.

[–]dredawg 0 points1 point ago

I dont care how 'hot' she might be, that bitch destroy my music collection and replace it with beiber and that shit is grounds for immediate dismissal.

[–]loswaga26 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a facetious post followed by other "troll posts." It's not actually trolling, mind you, but since all of you high school freshman have bastardized the term I figured I would use a word that you might understand. To be more succinct: the post and the responses are clearly satirical, you fucking idiots. Leave 4chan at 4chan.

[–]LittleBigKid2000 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like someone is going to lose a boyfriend

[–]mark654321 0 points1 point ago

the people who write that really need to die

[–]GelatinGhost 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes they were kidding you

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Nothing has ever not happened more than this and fucking shame on OP for posting this to reddit in all its obvious fakery.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Still waiting for you to explain, OP.

Explain to us why you thought this fake-ass shit was acceptable.

[–]ThatGuy8467 -1 points0 points ago

I happened to click on this just as "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana started playing on my computer.

[–]JekyllanHyde 1 point2 points ago

[–]Stucifer2 2 points3 points ago

It would probably sound like this. "AjsdasjfopafsscshhhhhhhhhhhhFAKOFFadfaskfjasco ....ugh... jgadjfg" End quote.

[–]GlennBecksChalkboard 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is "One Direction"?

[–]uniquecannon 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it that soft rock band that sang that song with Timbaland? Apologize I think.

[–]KuiShanya 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO that was onerepublic and it is their song.

[–]Bboydisplay 1 point2 points ago

Troll

[–]StopIMAHipster -2 points-1 points ago

Relax, fake or not, stupid people listen to stupid shit.

[–]warchamp7 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Hameed67 -1 points0 points ago

OP, do you enjoy being a huge faggot?

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[–]Flantastic185 6 points7 points ago

There's a picture there so it's not just text

[–]JordyMOOcow 2 points3 points ago

its a picture of text. so yeah, not technically breaking the rules.

[–]Wilson_ThatsAll 0 points1 point ago

shut up.

[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 -1 points0 points ago

i ony lisen to the motto on suffel on my Zune

[–]Goldiefish94 -2 points-1 points ago

That post gave me cancer

[–]buddhist32 -2 points-1 points ago

Give me the names of these cunts. I'll kill them myself.

[–]lexi318 -2 points-1 points ago

Well then let's make them trend... If anyone has the power to do it it is reddit

[–]eman1189 -2 points-1 points ago

This angers me soooo much!

[–]Rios7467 -2 points-1 points ago

6 Guns my ass this is going to take a lot more than that!

[–]rarkai -2 points-1 points ago

This happened.

[–]ranchochupacabraj 0 points1 point ago

Don't make fun of me but my very favorite band of all time is Nirvana, but my friend just recently got me into One Direction because they just make you feel good. I used to hate them.

[–]Quizian 0 points1 point ago

looks pretty troll-y

[–]TheyCallMeCactus -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know if I want to downvote this because of these people, or upvote because I feel the exact same way...

[–]Lee13412 0 points1 point ago

You guys couldn't spot a troll if it walked up and fisted you in the ass