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[–]SwedishChef727 74 points75 points ago

Google Driverless Hunting Car Confirmed.

[–]shiftybob 30 points31 points ago

Just wait. They'll be hunting people next.

[–]Practice4Me 13 points14 points ago

Is.. is google skynet?

[–]DanielLikesPie 7 points8 points ago

Yes.

[–]Hawtubb 0 points1 point ago

google has become self aware

[–]ruraph 7 points8 points ago

I can't believe this hit was only 5 points.

[–]time4anewsn 0 points1 point ago

Death race 2012

[–]huge_toes 9 points10 points ago

[–]TychoBrohe 99 points100 points ago

Google murders Bambi. How's that "Don't be evil" thing coming along?

all said with extreme facetiousness

[–]touchmybelly 7 points8 points ago

I googled 'murders bambi' and got this horrible link, Warning contain deer stepping on landmine

[–]zaphod_85 13 points14 points ago

Clicking that link was like taking a time machine back to 1999.

[–]jimb3rt 4 points5 points ago

I was expecting Bambi meets Godzilla

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

My childhood memories are flooding back.

[–]EverGreenPLO 0 points1 point ago

How was the deer all stiff spinning towards the ground? I'm fucking dying laughing

[–]Illivah 1 point2 points ago

That deer was a suicidal homicidal maniac. Just look in it's eyes.

[–]xlaxplaya 8 points9 points ago

Ah, I was hoping somebody would post this. If you read the article, the driver claims that the deer actually got up and walked away. So if we take him at his word, the story has a happy ending.

[–]The1nOnlySilent 4 points5 points ago

Hard to tell, but I feel like the driver was lying. The last picture isn't very sharp, but it seems like it is laying in an awful weird fashion to be unscathed enough to just get right back up. Maybe if the conservation dept came and made him into a puppet it walked away...

[–]scottNOT 2 points3 points ago

i think it was still rolling at that point...

[–]bombproof 1 point2 points ago

should have rerecorded anyways

[–]DrAEnigmatic 0 points1 point ago

It really is hard to tell, but it could be the posture deers assume when in shock...

[–]achaholic 45 points46 points ago

[–]OneStart 15 points16 points ago

A deer!

[–]bender04 14 points15 points ago

a female deer!

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 8 points9 points ago

Ray, A drop of golden sun!

[–]LoverofLiterature 10 points11 points ago

Mi, a name I call myself!

[–]not_my_baby 18 points19 points ago

Fa, a long long way to run (in Boston)

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 3 points4 points ago

So, a needle pulling thread

[–]pseudosomnia 3 points4 points ago

La, a note to follow so!

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 1 point2 points ago

T(i)/(ea), a drink with jam and bread!

[–]Noveto 0 points1 point ago

Which brings us back to doe!

[–]LonelyRasta 1 point2 points ago

Also it's "sol" .. Solfegé

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 4 points5 points ago

Go to 1:35 for my response

Edit: Link goes to 1:35. Internet's pretty sweet. Thanks Peewee223

[–]Peewee223 1 point2 points ago

[–]LonelyRasta -2 points-1 points ago

Too much work, but worth it.

[–]sleepypolarbear 0 points1 point ago

that movie has created many generations of misinformed people. people downvotin' the truth.

I'm with you.

sol-idarity.

[–]missmediajunkie -2 points-1 points ago

La, a note to follow So(l).

[–]Scythin 0 points1 point ago

ohh. I thought Marge just got a good look at her underside.

[–]DarknessFallsOverUs -2 points-1 points ago

Mmm beer.

[–]Jonmeij 3 points4 points ago

[–]majortato 1 point2 points ago

the thing, I buy beer with

[–]RedReaper 0 points1 point ago

Ray, the guy that buys my beer!

[–]pedolobster 8 points9 points ago

I love how it darted out of someone's driveway like a lost pet.

[–]RebelTactics 59 points60 points ago

Oh no it was a baby deer. Look at all the little spots on its fur. I bet its mother even had a special call for her. Why, I bet she was scared that she got separated and ran across the road because she was hungry and wanted some of her mothers milk and some wildflowers. I guess its still kind of funny since the car only knocked her over right?

[–]vpovio 59 points60 points ago

The baby deer is dead. No. NO. NO. Don't you, don't you dare look away from me -- grabs your chin and twists your face towards his so he can stare deep into your eyes

That. Baby deer. Is. DEAD. As in, no longer alive. It's internal organs were ruptured on impact and it bled out internally to death. There are no deer ambulances coming to take it to the deer hospital were a deer specializing surgeon will save it's life. It died alone, in agony, and in mind numbing terror on that rode, killed by that van.

And now, you will eat it.

serves you a deer steak

[–]RebelTactics 48 points49 points ago

NO! You can clearly see in the last frame that she fell over and is fine. She got up and walked over to her mother who was waiting in the brush with her other little sibling and her mom gave her a little nudge and licked her little head. They then went off into the woods and foraged on little blades of grass and wild mushrooms so they could get nice and big for the coming winter.

[–]vpovio 30 points31 points ago

EAT. YOUR. DINNER. BILLY.

zip ties your hands to the chair, then proceeds to put a feeding tube down your throat

I guess if you won't eat it. turns on blender I'll just have to help you eat it. CRAZY EYES

[–]RebelTactics 25 points26 points ago

grrggle, Cough, guhgrrgle, cough, cough

It's... Not... *cough, guhhh, swallow, grgle... Deer Meat... cough

[–]vpovio 29 points30 points ago

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

blends the deer steak up into little bits and pieces

And if that mockingbird don't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

waltzes over to the funnel attached to the feeding tube

And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

begins pouring the meat slop down the tube

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[–]peterfalls 18 points19 points ago

I've never been the one to say this before but WTF did I just read?

[–]vpovio 12 points13 points ago

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.

giggle

Had a wife...

giggle

BUT COULDN'T KEEP HER

tosses a sack over peterfalls head and knocks him unconcious

giggle

peterfalls awakens ziptied in a chair

[–]Jzkqm 9 points10 points ago

It started off funny but now I'm just terrified.

[–]vpovio 9 points10 points ago

whispers in Jzkqm's ear Terrified? Why are you terrified Jzkqm? I just want to be your... friend... Aha... ahee... aheeheehee... heeheehahahahaheeheeHAHAHAHAHAHA.

tosses a sack over Jzkqm's head and knocks him unconcious

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jzkqm wakes up ziptied to a table

[–]peterfalls 4 points5 points ago

....are you Jigsaw?

[–]vpovio 11 points12 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wiping tears away and sucking in a breath

Ha.

Peter, Peter, Peter, what ever are we going to do with you?

[–]Malex_Wolf 29 points30 points ago

[–]RebelTactics 18 points19 points ago

Save me Aunt Jemima! cough, gurggle, gurggle

[–]Forhavu 0 points1 point ago

shots are fired straight through his heart

This kills the deer.

[–]aggressive_serve 2 points3 points ago

you two.. you stop that. you stop that now.

[–]Plethwhora 3 points4 points ago

I actually saw a dead cat on the side of the road and waited for a few minutes hoping it would wake up. Thanks to you I have no doubt it is thriving now. Somewhere.

[–]RebelTactics 4 points5 points ago

It's nursing its kittens, Nala, Ginger, Bootsie, Flip and Cookie. They're all warm and safe in the basement of a nice little old lady who's knitting little sweaters by the fireplace for them all for the coming fall. Saucer of milk right at the steps.

[–]heymanitsmematthew 0 points1 point ago

Rode? Really? I hope you're either very tired or drunk, because road is a simple fucking word, champ.

Besides that, I laughed...

[–]RebelTactics 1 point2 points ago

Hey I didn't write that!

[–]heymanitsmematthew 1 point2 points ago

You are absolutely correct. I and the 7 drinks I've had tonight are red in the face. Please forgive me, redditing via android isn't easy.

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

It's quite alright. I almost fell of my chair when I read that. I'm possibly one of the worst Grammar Nazi's around.

[–]heymanitsmematthew 1 point2 points ago

I now have you tagged as "one of the best grammar Nazis around." As an English major, I appreciate this.

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

The same goes for you. Thanks!

[–]RabidCrab -1 points0 points ago

I nailed a deer with my little 93 honda hatchback at 55 mph.

One side of the doe was completely destroyed, but the meat on the other side was perfectly fine. It didn't taste very good. Even the jerky was so-so.

4/10 would not hit deer with car for meat.

[–]themonkkees 0 points1 point ago

tagged as "eats road kill, shamelessly"

[–]Pickledpaws -1 points0 points ago

There are no deer ambulances coming to take it to the deer hospital where a deer specializing surgeon will save it's life.

You missed an "h" bro.

[–]brutalbronco 2 points3 points ago

About the

rode

?

[–]heymanitsmematthew 0 points1 point ago

My sentiment exactly

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

Ironically, the mother's call went, "Guh-Goooooogle! Guh-Goooooooogle!"

[–]SaltoKlose 13 points14 points ago

The driver must have been in a Rush.

[–]trampus1 25 points26 points ago

You're lost, /r/shittybandpuns is 3 Doors Down.

[–]SaltoKlose 12 points13 points ago

It was a shitty pun in reference to the town the picture was taken and what the fuck is shittybandpus?

[–]sambotage 10 points11 points ago

Gross

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

It was supposed to say puns, didn't realize I missed the n. Won't happen again.

[–]Catsler 1 point2 points ago

I heard sometimes Google Maps has hidden blurred Barenaked Ladies.

[–]GingerJesus89 -2 points-1 points ago

That deer must have been in Rut.

[–]Flutterdash14 12 points13 points ago

Hit the deer. Five Points!!

[–]TehYock -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]VA_is4_MOFOs 2 points3 points ago

Is that road really named five points? Or is this guy just that legit at photo shop?

[–]unclewalty 5 points6 points ago

This is Five Points Road in Rush, NY. My folks live in the house at the end of the driveway pictured. Weird seeing it on the front page of reddit.

[–]pikapikapower -2 points-1 points ago

There is a road near Atlanta named Little Five Points, but this doesn't look like it.

[–]sheller96 4 points5 points ago

Little Five Points is an intersection, not a street. There are also definitely not deer anywhere near Little Five Points.

[–]NYLIfromWI 3 points4 points ago

And this is funny how?

[–]el__duderino 1 point2 points ago

As a hunter, I find this post disgusting.

[–]inquirewue 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it's a repost!

[–]c_wolves 1 point2 points ago

I think they got rid of it.

[–]TreeMonster 0 points1 point ago

Its not there any more.

840 5 Points Rd‎ NY‎ 14543 USA

[–]dahui9 -1 points0 points ago

Soooo 5 points?

[–]alaskanloops 0 points1 point ago

Don't ask don't tell. Ever.

[–]SdBolts4 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because the road is called "five points" road.

[–]PressStart -1 points0 points ago

That deer is definitely worth more than 5 points

[–]tristeaux 0 points1 point ago

There is a poorly shopped space where the deer was.

[–]paetactics -1 points0 points ago

Five points road lol..

[–]monkeypro 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe he only got 5 points for that.

[–]EducationalDriver -1 points0 points ago

[–]captaincream 0 points1 point ago

Awe, it was a fawn :c

[–]Da_Snail 1 point2 points ago

What is it with all these dying animals on r/funny lately. Since when is animals getting hit by cars funny?

[–]a_tension_center 0 points1 point ago

Well, I couldn't find it. Anybody else have any luck?

[–]Mildapprehension 0 points1 point ago

oh sheesh yall

[–]aggressivenapkins 0 points1 point ago

Five points road? That deer was worth at least 15!

[–]arefx 0 points1 point ago

I live in Rochester (rush is right outside of it) and have been down this road many times haha!

[–]doctorquanta -1 points0 points ago

They killed deer! You bastards!

[–]SuperCrawford54 1 point2 points ago

For a second I thought google killed a giraffe...I was about to Bing some shit. Ohhhh you better believe some Binging' was gonna occur

[–]Jerald_Dullen 0 points1 point ago

Fucking long neck horses.

[–]conventional_fap 0 points1 point ago

No accidents, huh?

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the sad.

[–]commentsurfer -1 points0 points ago

That poor deer. I hope he died alright.

[–]foshdawg999 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck does this 3 month old repost have 1400 up votes?

[–]dkz 0 points1 point ago

Dont EVER mention the private poli

[–]boycharm 0 points1 point ago

The deer is okay everyone! Just clink the next link below on the front page!

[–]RachaelDiane 0 points1 point ago

Before this is was unaware of my desire for a centaur sculpture, but thanks to the last picture now I know what is missing from my life.

[–]RedReaper 0 points1 point ago

I live here and can confirm there is deer. Source- my car had also eliminated one, not this one, but one like it.

[–]strandedWire 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/ZPXWi

  • couldn't get both titles and pics in screenshot without putting in more effort

[–]Lock1991 0 points1 point ago

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

[–]FloWolFs 0 points1 point ago

Oh Deer.

[–]epgenius 0 points1 point ago

If you're gonna repost, try changing the title a little bit more than that:

title comnts points age /r/
Hey look, it's Google! 13coms 294pts 6mos funny
Now ask them how Google+ is doing, I dare you. 2coms 14pts 5mos funny
Hey! It's Google! 107coms 1140pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]red321red321 2 points3 points ago

google killed bambi

[–]capt_slim 1 point2 points ago

It's all fawn and games...

[–]nosprings123 1 point2 points ago

Is that really on 5 points road? Is a fawn 5 points?

[–]Lorick 1 point2 points ago

five points rd, HA!

[–]Jamurazi 0 points1 point ago

Bamby vs. Google

Don't fuck with Google.

[–]Dead_Music -1 points0 points ago

i*

[–]hyascopy -1 points0 points ago

This is WTF worthy.

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 0 points1 point ago

BING, motherfucker!

[–]sp3nt -1 points0 points ago

This is why you should always read the User Agreement.

[–]meatpie_lover 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he should have... Asked Jeeves? </plug>

[–]The_Real_Cats_Eye -2 points-1 points ago

not "Funny"

[–]Nitany 1 point2 points ago

Don't they deer get in his way.

[–]DeceptiStang 0 points1 point ago

skynet interacts with no man....

or...erm....bambi..

[–]Mr_Dmc 0 points1 point ago

Hey google, how are you?

[–]GeneralLeeBlount 0 points1 point ago

Frogger?

[–]shickard -2 points-1 points ago

This is genius

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear.

[–]mintrolling 3 points4 points ago

Oh deer, oh deer.

[–]testbot000 -5 points-4 points ago

That deer gave approximately 0 fucks.