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[–]RICH_LITTLE 233 points234 points ago

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk and always will be.

[–]JD-King 49 points50 points ago

We're in for a real shit storm now boys.

[–]thatsnotoregano 46 points47 points ago

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

[–]rewtnull 39 points40 points ago

Shit puppets only get angry at other shit puppets.

[–]FCS34 35 points36 points ago

The shit boat is coming into harbor boys an I'm gonna be there to tie 'er up

[–]meanMrKetchup 32 points33 points ago

We're in the eye of the Shiticane

[–]squashimans 31 points32 points ago

Upon the winds of shit.

[–]mattattaxx 28 points29 points ago

Mixes about as well as shit and a strawberry short cake, Randy.

[–]rewtnull 19 points20 points ago

Shit clock's tickin' Bubbs, for you, your shit rats, and your shit turd friends. Hope they don't shit on you, Bubbles. Shit hawks. Big, dirty shit hawks, they're coming Bubbles! They're flying in low. They're swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest

[–]Emery96 20 points21 points ago

You just loaded a double barrel shit machine gun, and the barrel is aimed right at your head, boys.

[–]jakeross 14 points15 points ago

How dare you involve my daughter in your atmosphere of shit!?

[–]syntax138 7 points8 points ago

ricky is a low shit system.

[–]rileyhimself 2 points3 points ago

SHIT

[–]Shit_Apple 16 points17 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]top_yourself -5 points-4 points ago

Shut up

[–]Typhun -3 points-2 points ago

Name? Check. Time? Check. UP YOU GO.

[–]player420 4 points5 points ago

Nice shit analogy Rick.

[–]Ridin4The2Ganja0bus 3 points4 points ago

You hear that? It's the whispering winds of shit.

[–]imjustcurious 0 points1 point ago

Whoa...I've watched the series and movies twice through so far, but I don't remember this. Any idea what season/episode?

[–]Oddgenetix 8 points9 points ago

Never cry shit-wolf.

[–]WHILE_I_POOP 7 points8 points ago

It's a samsquamnch!!!

[–]speak27 1 point2 points ago

Coupla drinks bud, coupla drinks.

[–]jcbdewees 1 point2 points ago

A shit leopard can't change its spots.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil -1 points0 points ago

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk and always will be.

Fixed. :3

[–]Villainsoft 54 points55 points ago

He is the Liquor, after all.

[–]matebeatscoffee 13 points14 points ago

RaaAAAndy!

[–]guttervan 18 points19 points ago

..Bo-Bandy

[–]gaylordsforce 9 points10 points ago

look randy im mowin' the air!

[–]HerpUndDerpx3 0 points1 point ago

Correct, he only calls him bo-bandy when he's drunk. any real fan would know that.

[–]jbm91 6 points7 points ago

Randy is actually my investor professional. Legit.

EDIT here is the link of him http://www.investorsgroup.com/en/patrick.roach/home

[–]matebeatscoffee 3 points4 points ago

[–]Requiem4A 1 point2 points ago

A man's gotta eat.

[–]dhoomsday 5 points6 points ago

But lately, you know, he's been talking about liquor and calling me 'Bobandy' which he normally only does when he's drunk.

[–]voldymonster 11 points12 points ago

Jus a lil drinky poo Randy.

[–]matebeatscoffee 4 points5 points ago

Haha! I love those phrases he throws from time to time. Like the one where Randy comes home and he's in the pool.

-Mr Lahey! What are you doing?!

-I'm just having a couple drinks lying around relaxing Randynator.

Oh god, it's priceless!

[–]Requiem4A 0 points1 point ago

How bout' a quick snap a liquor boy?

[–]imperialbaconipa 0 points1 point ago

[–]kieferbutt 17 points18 points ago

Fuckin' Lahey

[–]HappySoviet 30 points31 points ago

Baaaaaammmmmm!

[–]dhoomsday 21 points22 points ago

peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

[–]BangkokPadang 13 points14 points ago

Green eggs and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

[–]jmrsplatt 5 points6 points ago

Gnomesayen?

[–]andrewdawg 3 points4 points ago

Randy = ain't shook

[–]Wordex 2 points3 points ago

[–]absentee82 1 point2 points ago

Siiiiiiiiipppp peeeeeaaaaaaaacccce!!!

[–]voldymonster 10 points11 points ago

I got my boys, I got my burgers, that's all I got. I need to hear a bam.

[–]Spanky1987 1 point2 points ago

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

[–]gaylordsforce 4 points5 points ago

dad, you are fucked!

[–]sphigel 4 points5 points ago

Damn Julian! Is that a Monte Carlo!?

[–]deja-vu-comment 87 points88 points ago

Trailer Park Boys = best show ever.

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[–]SomeFakeInternetName 11 points12 points ago

Any Trailer Park Boys post gets an automatic up vote from me.

[–]JustLoggedInToSayThi 3 points4 points ago

FUCK OFF!

[–]i700plus 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like you forgot to take your shit pill this morning bobandy.

[–]MarkovianRedditor 2 points3 points ago

I don't think we're in Skyrim anymore...

[–]Shit-For-Brains 2 points3 points ago

Knock knock.

[–]Beaver420 2 points3 points ago

Join us at /r/trailerparkboys

[–]mr_lahey_tpb 26 points27 points ago

I let the liquor do the driving

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 24 points25 points ago

"What in the fuck, are you dressed up like a bumblebee for?.... And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?"

[–]Zamorak 6 points7 points ago

If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play at the Blanford Recreational Center next Thursday

[–]rob481516 2 points3 points ago

This is the episode where Julian gets the cop girlfriend and Ricky lets Trevor drive his car but Trevor crashes into Lahey's trailer and everyone sees Randy and Lahey dressed up and Lahey tries to make up some crap about rehearsing for a play and Randy is like no were gay and he gets Lahey to admit it too.

[–]riggenba 1 point2 points ago

What a man does in the privacy of his own trailer is his business, boys...

[–]Randy_Tutelage 18 points19 points ago

You hear that? Its the shit winds!

[–]I_smell_awesome 10 points11 points ago

The winds of shit!

[–]Moredeath 6 points7 points ago

a shitticane, boys.

[–]Randy_Tutelage 2 points3 points ago

Its a low shit system

[–]DiamondCut_sXe 0 points1 point ago

I'll be watching the news like a shithawk.

[–]Requiem4A 0 points1 point ago

[–]BrorannasaursRex 7 points8 points ago

Knock Knock

[–]BrorannasaursRex 5 points6 points ago

Whos there?

[–]BrorannasaursRex 8 points9 points ago

FUCK OFF

[–]Jorgemeister 5 points6 points ago

FUCK OFF WHO?!

[–]squid1178 4 points5 points ago

FUCK OFF I got work to do.

[–]jmrsplatt 0 points1 point ago

No chance of fuck back on.

[–]Ridin4The2Ganja0bus 0 points1 point ago

You got any offs to fuck? ......FUCK OFF

[–]patleeman 1 point2 points ago

Safety, always off.

[–]fOFFigotworktodo 0 points1 point ago

All of you, FUCK OFF!!! I HAVE THE WORK TO DO.

[–]Juslotting 13 points14 points ago

Mister Lahey's gonna take all mah kitties if I can't pay him, we can't let him take mah kitties Julian

[–]Itsatrapski 3 points4 points ago

Ya got Steve French hooked on the weed.

[–]riggenba 2 points3 points ago

SMELL HIM! Kittehs arnt spose to smell like cigrets, spose to smell like kittehs...

[–]ivo004 9 points10 points ago

a shit leopard can't change it's shit spots randy

[–]barley_in_the_wind 4 points5 points ago

Not another night of the shit abyss Mr. Lahey

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 5 points6 points ago

A shit leopard can't change its spots

[–]mase_in_mass 3 points4 points ago

I hate to say atoda-so , but atoda-so. A fucking atoda-so...

[–]Itsatrapski 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' rakins!

[–]osmosisjonesin 17 points18 points ago

propane propane..propane propane

[–]seespotcry 8 points9 points ago

time to start the flame...

[–]osmosisjonesin 4 points5 points ago

The shit puppets are going back to con college

[–]original-finder 19 points20 points ago

Original Submission (100%): Friday coming home. [D]

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[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats 3 points4 points ago

It's a shit tornado.

[–]Gbaby27 3 points4 points ago

Ricky: Hey Jim! How fucking drunk are you?

Jim: 6 out of 10 Rick!

[–]red321red321 5 points6 points ago

DWF

Driving Without Fucks

[–]speedstix 5 points6 points ago

[–]tamazin 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely agree. Any time I make bacon, I delight myself by standing over the pan muttering about old bread heels and dirty bacon grease.

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

[–]Benevolent1 3 points4 points ago

Oh God, this is my new favorite GIF. It's a shitgif, and I love it.

[–]proudestmonkey123 2 points3 points ago

I am the liquor

[–]emys 2 points3 points ago

Hey Lahey, knock knock.

[–]EntertainmentManager 2 points3 points ago

Come down to Kittyland an Bubbles will fuckin' look after your cat, big time.

[–]RebelPrez 2 points3 points ago

What show or movie is this from?

[–]TheMagicToolBus 19 points20 points ago

Trailer Park Boys. It is hilarious, and on Neflix streaming.

[–]speedstix 7 points8 points ago

What! Fucking amazing. I'm on it Barb

[–]Itsatrapski 3 points4 points ago

Pronounced "Baerb"

[–]Queefboy 1 point2 points ago

Frig off, Baerb?!

[–]manofscience42 0 points1 point ago

Is that you Bobandi?!

[–]alaskanloops 2 points3 points ago

This also has every episode and movie for streaming.

[–]Emery96 7 points8 points ago

Trailer Park Boys. The particular episode is "High Definition Piss Jugs"

[–]marthirial2 1 point2 points ago

How do you live with yourself?

[–]PhluffHead 1 point2 points ago

Fuck off Lahey!!

[–]Thereminz 1 point2 points ago

0 fucks per hour

[–]Safety_Always_Off 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off, I've got work to do

[–]Harrison21 0 points1 point ago

I live only a few hours to where this use to be shot and the funny part is my older brothers friends used to call me Bubs all the time but i found it annoying at the time not knowing it was tied to these guys.

[–]megglez 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWNSTNwClQY i thought this was necessary, just for you.

[–]thcpenguin 0 points1 point ago

TPB!

[–]megglez 0 points1 point ago

yes!!!! i just watched the first movie!

[–]Ridin4The2Ganja0bus 1 point2 points ago

Look it's fucky the drunk clown

[–]brewerbeast105 0 points1 point ago

even thought i love trailer park boys. this is a repost and not just the meme, the title itself

[–]JustLoggedInToSayThi 0 points1 point ago

dude, it's [fixed], now fuck off!

[–]TheRealBrianOConnor 0 points1 point ago

Best thing to ever come out of the great white north.

[–]Blackstaff 1 point2 points ago

Leonard Cohen would like a word with you. (I DO love me some Trailer Park Boys, though.)

[–]canuck_rob 0 points1 point ago

Besides Rush,The Tragically Hip,maple syrup,toques, and our apologies.

[–]drink_your_milk 0 points1 point ago

Apart from Great White North, maybe?

[–]Badwoolf 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, zippers and insulin were invented in Canada too...

[–]DrSmoke 0 points1 point ago

No, that would be Rush.

[–]ebbomega 0 points1 point ago

Ricky, you can't fucking kidnap Alex Lifeson!

[–]TheRealBrianOConnor -2 points-1 points ago

No I would have to say nickelback is much better than rush braces for downvotes

[–]fin_to_fin 1 point2 points ago

Propane propaannnee

[–]ffejulator 0 points1 point ago

The shit-winds are brewing, boys.

[–]hokd_on_phonx 0 points1 point ago

honestly one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[–]chingyduster -1 points0 points ago

No matter how many times this gets posted, I laugh and respect it each time.

[–]Sparrowsfoot 0 points1 point ago

I can imagine HST doing this also

[–]thebradhimself 0 points1 point ago

Lahey is Fucked

[–]shutupjoey 1 point2 points ago

Met him a few times at my College. He came and guess lectured to film making students. He also did a show with Randy that was fucking hilarious.

[–]Badwoolf 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, my friend Sean has a picture with Lahey after a show him and Randy did in Grande Prairie. They were drinking real R&R from the bottle too, it wasn't just iced tea or whatever.

[–]holy_handsome 0 points1 point ago

I logged in just to upvote this. The rubber necking of the reporter was priceless.

[–]BigBossManIRL 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Lahey it was Corey and Trevor!

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

Laheys up shit creek without a shit paddle

[–]elduderino77 1 point2 points ago

Shit hawks are circling...

[–]CodesComplete 0 points1 point ago

Julian.. What's a shit hawk?? Some kind a shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you or something?

[–]vaultzero 1 point2 points ago

What a great show. There is a scene where Julian's car gets flipped over. When he gets out of the upside down car, his drink, in hand is still just fine. Makes me laugh every single time.

[–]ftp411 1 point2 points ago

Smokes, let's go.

[–]scohutch 1 point2 points ago

good ol' trailer park boys.

[–]losercore 1 point2 points ago

Randy, I am the liquor.

[–]andrewdawg 0 points1 point ago

Immediately recognized that shit-mobile. Ya hear that boys? Shit blizzards a'comin

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

Sexy Julian

[–]Lasvegaskid 1 point2 points ago

PROPANE PROPANE!!!!!! Time to start the game!!!

[–]Led-Zeppelin 1 point2 points ago

"Fuckin' Randy's gut, it's fulla dirt ol' cheeseburgers."

[–]asnof 0 points1 point ago

You must be the guy holding the microphone right

[–]GarMc 0 points1 point ago

I'm so proud to see Trailer Park Boys is this popular.

The pride of Nova Scotia indeed.

[–]Juslotting 1 point2 points ago

He was born no bones in his foot here so he can't look after himself, actually he can look after himself just fine, I just tricked the judge cos I wanted the little mahfucker in here with me

[–]drunkasiwritethis 1 point2 points ago

just reminded me to subscribe to r/trailerparkboys

[–]paulbonerville 0 points1 point ago

[–]YOGURT_BUCKET 1 point2 points ago

upvote because motherfucking Trailer Park Boys

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

Can someone shop Bert riding in the back ala this gif?

[–]boy_racer 0 points1 point ago

Not another night of the shitabyse

[–]SmoothCal 0 points1 point ago

oh my, I honestly just watched that episode, that is weird...

[–]Grimsik 0 points1 point ago

Aww damn it's funny and I wanted to upvote, but I just cannot support anything to do with drunk driving.

[–]pandacult 0 points1 point ago

/r/trailerparkboys is hurtin for material

[–]razpotnik 0 points1 point ago

One of the few post that made me genuinely LOL. Have an upvote!

[–]mwishosimba 0 points1 point ago

Google Killed Deer +5 points

[–]zealous_LEXX 1 point2 points ago

I am the liquor Randy

[–]ernstwebber 1 point2 points ago

That video game is the key to Shitty City, Randy, and Julian is muscular mayor.

[–]onekidwonder 1 point2 points ago

Trailer Park Boys FTW!

[–]Muhkayluh17 1 point2 points ago

Not one fuck given.

[–]duckyfarts 1 point2 points ago

J to the R-O-C

[–]vicktacular 1 point2 points ago

This made my day. Thank you reddit for loving Trailer Park Boys.

[–]clown_baby244 1 point2 points ago

man, hardest ive ever laughed on reddit

[–]conrthomas -2 points-1 points ago

[–]dabowmaster -3 points-2 points ago

"Easily memorable quote from video"

[–]I_have_a_Secret 0 points1 point ago

I'm about to experience this feeling first hand. Nothing beats this!

[–]PanSapien 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god... I am currently watching this exact episode

[–]BLboo -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

Haters gonna hate

ding ding ding

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[–]DoritoStyle -3 points-2 points ago

Big pimpin'; spinnin' 'da cheese

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[–]top_yourself -1 points0 points ago

Shut up