My cousin said he photoshopped a picture of me. About shit my pants when I opened the Email.

PoopinWhileIMadeThis · 2012-09-07T20:40:01+00:00

What the actual shitmonkeys.

ThePoonHunter · 2012-09-07T21:13:00+00:00

You, sir, have a penis tongue.

Icerobin · 2012-09-07T21:44:25+00:00

Well, at least we know your cousin is great at Photoshop. What he does with those skills may be questionable, however...

HAPPY_SAD · 2012-09-07T22:03:58+00:00

I posted this on the wrong Account! :( ., Oh well here's the original photo: http://i.imgur.com/rusdj.jpg

ranchdad · 2012-09-07T20:47:12+00:00

does he secretly want to have you perform orally on him?

LinkRazr · 2012-09-07T22:24:24+00:00

I'm sitting in my friends house while he argues with his ex on the phone. And here I am, fucking cackling my ass off in the background.

PorchMonkeyKike · 2012-09-07T21:16:09+00:00

CaptainBus · 2012-09-07T20:52:50+00:00

This is the kind of creature you get when you let E.T. get you pregnant.

atmosphericswim · 2012-09-07T22:21:53+00:00

Cymothoa Exigua?

SchottGun · 2012-09-08T00:00:34+00:00

Relevant

I_have_a_Secret · 2012-09-07T21:26:35+00:00

Tell him to inbox me. I need a photoshop mentor.

Qrotch · 2012-09-07T20:37:29+00:00

Ermhagerd!!

Had_To_Switch · 2012-09-07T20:57:00+00:00

Get back in there little mouth.

KellyCommaRoy · 2012-09-07T23:39:28+00:00

Who needs it?

biggerthancheeses · 2012-09-07T23:19:25+00:00

POWER OVERWHELMING

SteveBloke · 2012-09-07T23:01:39+00:00

What did he change? Is it the eye brows?

red321red321 · 2012-09-07T21:01:06+00:00

Sucky sucky 5 dolla

ManOfPie · 2012-09-07T22:18:03+00:00

The longer you look the funnier it gets.

HBlight · 2012-09-07T21:39:53+00:00

While I'm sure people would go mad for that penis-tongue, the only way I could see it getting any action is through a glory hole.

Dialtonedeath · 2012-09-07T21:58:06+00:00

Bro Birdo!

Mixin_Up_Yer_Crayons · 2012-09-07T22:36:53+00:00

Looks like a defective giraffe.

Bassjumper0590 · 2012-09-08T00:52:38+00:00

Just read a shitload of the comments has no one else recognized this as LOL face from Rage comics?

zaboop · 2012-09-07T22:57:06+00:00

http://www.playandroid.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Lol-Rage-Face.png Is this what he was going for?

Joobaloo · 2012-09-07T23:23:53+00:00

I find it a bit amusing that he vastly corrected the poor quality of the original, just to do this with it...

someauthor · 2012-09-07T23:41:31+00:00

Please create a Photoshop script which completes this automatically. It will save thousands of man-hours.

haxorjimduggan · 2012-09-08T00:55:56+00:00

"LOOOOOL!"

NeoHumpty · 2012-09-07T22:15:39+00:00

I would have had a hard time deciding between /r/WTF or /r/creepy. I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.

IAMAhippoAMA · 2012-09-07T23:30:07+00:00

Reminds me of lol face and this

milehighmischief · 2012-09-07T22:26:44+00:00

Sweet. Now that I'll have sleepless nights for the next week, I'll be able to reddit a lot more.

MAD_JIHAD · 2012-09-07T22:47:47+00:00

What is wrong with your face?

randombroz · 2012-09-07T22:50:17+00:00

I can't stop laughing

mosher89 · 2012-09-07T22:53:52+00:00

I couldn't breathe from laughing.

gulpeg · 2012-09-07T22:54:08+00:00

A face even a mother could never love

TrollChild · 2012-09-07T22:56:09+00:00

It's funny how hard I laughed at this.

natetan · 2012-09-07T23:03:51+00:00

terrifyingly hilarious

Mysticalchickenwing · 2012-09-07T23:27:08+00:00

What the actual fucking fuck

kebo99 · 2012-09-07T23:34:52+00:00

ITT: women who want sit on this guy's face

tess2891 · 2012-09-07T23:35:05+00:00

reminds me of the guy from men in black 2

Fsoprokon · 2012-09-07T23:35:41+00:00

I've been looking at it for a minute and I can't tell what's changed...?

Fatbeerguy · 2012-09-07T23:35:46+00:00

You are one ugly motherfuker.

xxunderdog99 · 2012-09-07T23:36:01+00:00

lolwut

smooth80 · 2012-09-07T23:36:01+00:00

ehh...looks like an original to me.

seiyria · 2012-09-07T23:36:35+00:00

So it's your facebook profile picture now, right?

solarstrife0 · 2012-09-07T23:36:50+00:00

Clearly, this is your dunk face.

ThrowFragsAtMe · 2012-09-07T23:37:14+00:00

No Alien references yet? Aww, c'mon reddit.

Bryztastic_4 · 2012-09-07T23:37:34+00:00

This is what nightmares are made of.

HotLoveVolcano · 2012-09-07T23:38:53+00:00

erh ma gerd!

AznTroopr · 2012-09-07T23:40:07+00:00

Jar Jar Binks!

The_Namer_Of_Stuff · 2012-09-07T23:40:38+00:00

Snooki want snu-snu

BackNipples · 2012-09-07T23:40:44+00:00

mfw

Robschnieder69 · 2012-09-07T23:40:49+00:00

Jar jar Binks?

IonOtter · 2012-09-07T23:40:50+00:00

...your cousin is going to be a very wealthy artist.

mineisjosh2 · 2012-09-07T23:41:02+00:00

That is awesome

Durty_Durty_Durty · 2012-09-07T23:41:18+00:00

Looks like cell for DBZ

g0dspeed0ne · 2012-09-07T23:41:51+00:00

You probably give really good oral with that tongue...

Siaonara · 2012-09-07T23:42:01+00:00

Well, it could have been worse...

herrmann-the-german · 2012-09-07T23:44:03+00:00

I bet you can reach you nose with that tongue!

...I'll show myself out

remotehuman · 2012-09-07T23:44:53+00:00

Then I jizzed in my pants

Citruswaffle2 · 2012-09-07T23:46:01+00:00

O my god.. He photoshopped it to where an inside out penis is growing from your throat! He is into some fucked up shit.…

markevens · 2012-09-07T23:46:02+00:00

trampus1 · 2012-09-07T23:46:31+00:00

He put that hideous curly Jew mullet on you? The bastard.

CaptainVarious · 2012-09-07T23:47:23+00:00

thanks for the nightmare

FiV55Sampler · 2012-09-07T23:48:02+00:00

Envious_Sea · 2012-09-07T23:50:50+00:00

I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF HELL

Pollydora · 2012-09-07T23:51:09+00:00

Holy Christ on a cinnamon bun.

rhubarbarino · 2012-09-07T23:51:57+00:00

It was nice of your cousin to clear up your acne for you.

electropickle · 2012-09-07T23:52:24+00:00

i am drunk and wtf am i seeing

JediHippie · 2012-09-07T23:53:03+00:00

I wondered what that smell was.

aonuoha · 2012-09-07T23:53:16+00:00

You caught me when I was at an [8].... fuck you that scared me

godmoderage · 2012-09-07T23:54:03+00:00

That made my day.

mysteryfoxes · 2012-09-07T23:55:24+00:00

"He's got his mother's eyes."

tallbot · 2012-09-07T23:57:08+00:00

Shoop that woop!

AoE-Priest · 2012-09-07T23:57:24+00:00

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

chantistar · 2012-09-07T23:57:44+00:00

I just lmbo

jerryhou85 · 2012-09-07T23:58:06+00:00

Quite a wake-up call for me early in the morning...

Swallowed_in_Black · 2012-09-07T23:58:15+00:00

Looks like r/fifthworldpics material

MMZephyr · 2012-09-07T23:58:22+00:00

I'm keeping this for ermagehrd posts.

Yodels · 2012-09-07T23:58:34+00:00

If only memes were this displeasing to the eye. The sheer shock value would make them more bearable.

PDerp · 2012-09-08T00:00:50+00:00

He gave you a duck face free of charge!

FrigidMcThunderballs · 2012-09-08T00:01:01+00:00

....would you mind if I use that as a spray in various videogames?

rookoor · 2012-09-08T00:01:31+00:00

Few images make me want to puke. Wait, no, I never want to puke, this pic just made me think I should.

Notsewk · 2012-09-08T00:01:52+00:00

That shit needs to be featured in a creepypasta story or something, that tongue can destroy pussies.

GeneralLeeBlount · 2012-09-08T00:01:55+00:00

It's like...something from...

Dewd, I dunno. WTF.

JordanoDaMano · 2012-09-08T00:02:16+00:00

Hahaha! How does one come up with something like this?

fashioncroquis · 2012-09-08T00:02:28+00:00

This picture made me and my husband cry laughing... we've been... drinking...

orangetj · 2012-09-08T00:03:09+00:00

looks like a creature one would find in half life... half life 3 confirmed

ewbussey · 2012-09-08T00:03:27+00:00

Welcome to the Internet. I shall be your guide.

oh_no_a_hobo · 2012-09-08T00:03:54+00:00

Mike?

Ivaninreallife · 2012-09-08T00:04:10+00:00

I showed this to my little sister, she replied with, "that looks like Michael Jackson."

dixinormous · 2012-09-08T00:04:26+00:00

It looks like your cousin watches too much Legend of Overfiend.

Mac_Anu · 2012-09-08T00:04:47+00:00

This would be perfect for me ongoing book: Interspecies Breeding in the Land of Hyrule.

Tell me, can you spit rocks?

fuckenell · 2012-09-08T00:04:55+00:00

Jesus fucking christ!

yudeletemecomment · 2012-09-08T00:06:48+00:00

What is wrong with your cousin?

aepac · 2012-09-08T00:06:50+00:00

Reminds me this one + penis (didn't want to source that one, 87% of Reddit have one or two)

KGrimesF08 · 2012-09-08T00:07:52+00:00

Just spit out my dinner. Thank you.

hopeisnotamethod · 2012-09-08T00:07:55+00:00

When asked about his account, HAPPY_SAD replied, "Oh no, I've crashed it. I've crashed it almost immediately."

Fukka_Upvote · 2012-09-08T00:08:00+00:00

This should be your default pic on every account you have.

alpernda · 2012-09-08T00:08:03+00:00

I just learned the value of not eating while browsing reddit.

parteecm · 2012-09-08T00:09:04+00:00

I call it, "Dick Tongue, Crazy Eyes"

freshpotatoes · 2012-09-08T00:09:39+00:00

i can't stop laughing omg.

spekode · 2012-09-08T00:10:01+00:00

He actually used Gimp.

uhleeva · 2012-09-08T00:10:04+00:00

Looking sexy mister.

Dunamex · 2012-09-08T00:11:21+00:00

Liza Minnelli?

bozobucketeer · 2012-09-08T00:11:29+00:00

Two words: Would do.

brokenleko · 2012-09-08T00:12:36+00:00

I....I can't look away.

Jibblers · 2012-09-08T00:14:19+00:00

I DID shit my pants.

C_IsForCookie · 2012-09-08T00:15:57+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/3wbRj.jpg

AcousticHigh · 2012-09-08T00:17:12+00:00

Leedle leedle leedle lee?

goofymilk · 2012-09-08T00:17:22+00:00

It looks like there might be something wrong with his neck :(

ramyram · 2012-09-08T00:17:25+00:00

I would fuck you so hard...

sexyhamster89 · 2012-09-08T00:18:30+00:00

Email.

wat

SandstoneD · 2012-09-08T00:19:32+00:00

Holy fucktwat! Glad I was already on the toilet. Sploosh indeed.

king_hippo77 · 2012-09-08T00:24:03+00:00

They turned him into Jar Jar Binks

xteliminator · 2012-09-08T00:26:45+00:00

Fuck me.. I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time. Your cousin is the best.

pinkLaceThong · 2012-09-08T00:27:44+00:00

What did he change?

Iuseanalogies · 2012-09-08T00:29:25+00:00

Wat?

massaikosis · 2012-09-08T00:31:30+00:00

lenswipe · 2012-09-08T00:32:32+00:00

Thats ok I wasn't planning sleeping tonight...

riacirca84 · 2012-09-08T00:33:58+00:00

Looks like the ginyu force guy that goku schools in speed ability...

twoworldsin1 · 2012-09-08T00:35:35+00:00

The only thing scarier and creepier than this picture is seeing yourself in it. Knowing that your face can be made into that...but that somewhere in that grotesque face is still you...that's terrifying.

spectre73 · 2012-09-08T00:36:29+00:00

OK this is going to give me serious fucking nightmares for months. I think I may be permanently scarred. NEED. BRAINBLEACH. NOW.

TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt · 2012-09-08T00:37:41+00:00

You look like Walter Jr. Sorry, I meant y-you l-look l-l-like W-W-Walter J-Junior.

ReallyNotWitty · 2012-09-08T00:38:16+00:00

TIL people still use email to send shit.

klaeljanus · 2012-09-08T00:39:44+00:00

Why does it seem like a good portion of the people who make it to the front page have poor control over their bowels?

aquasharp · 2012-09-08T00:42:13+00:00

SHRIM

zombiejuliet · 2012-09-08T00:49:23+00:00

Christ I just drooled on myself from laughing so hard. THANKS HAPPY_SAD.

Mwoam · 2012-09-08T00:51:41+00:00

And then she closed her legs and the only thing the poor boy ate that night was dinner.

colonelfaec · 2012-09-08T00:56:09+00:00

Robert Sheehan?

ARCHA1C · 2012-09-08T00:57:11+00:00

We welcome your cousin to Reddit.

I think I speak for all of us when I say I think you'll have a bright future here.

Lionflower13 · 2012-09-08T01:01:54+00:00

Why is this so funny!? I cannot stop laughing!!!

NarcolepticSeal · 2012-09-08T01:02:35+00:00

I about shit my pants from laughter holy fuck buckets man.

D14BL0 · 2012-09-08T01:02:40+00:00

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

blizzy461 · 2012-09-08T01:04:15+00:00

i cannot stop laughing omg

Chilly73 · 2012-09-08T01:04:22+00:00

Holy fuck! Your cousin has some mad photoshop skills!

rookwell · 2012-09-08T01:06:55+00:00

Looks like Boy from "Little Monsters"

dranosmoothie · 2012-09-08T01:08:51+00:00

Reminds me of birdo.

J_Jammer · 2012-09-08T01:09:07+00:00

Alien in headlights looks like...

PocoTrollino · 2012-09-08T01:09:31+00:00

that is very cool some would say creepy very nice job

RedditMartian · 2012-09-08T01:10:04+00:00

oh master of photoshop... teach me...

they_call_me_nash · 2012-09-08T01:11:30+00:00

I don't even... Just wow.

WTF

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