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[–]gw91 32 points33 points ago

But Nutella is hazelnuts, not peanuts...

[–]100cottage[S] 5 points6 points ago

Peanut/Nut allergy

[–]bobschlomboggi 16 points17 points ago

But, peanuts aren't nuts, right? I thought they were legumes.

[–]onemancheeser 21 points22 points ago

They are, op made such a horrible mistake, he is indeed, now a faggot.

[–]bobschlomboggi 2 points3 points ago

I never said that!

[–]Forehead58 0 points1 point ago

You did say "legumes," though.

[–]bobschlomboggi -1 points0 points ago

I mean, I didn't say that the OP was a faggot.

[–]enzo702 9 points10 points ago

Op is ALWAYS a faggot.

[–]gw91 7 points8 points ago

Now it makes sense.

[–]PeterMacIrish 4 points5 points ago

Peanut is a ground nut, hazelnuts are tree nuts. Being allergic to one does not necessarily mean that you're allergic to the other, as is the case for myself.

[–]silensbeta 0 points1 point ago

I'm allergic to peanuts/soy and can simply eat neutella.

[–]tyty-_-90 -4 points-3 points ago

Peanuts aren't nuts. They're peas.

[–]Pancakes_4ever 5 points6 points ago

They're legumes...

[–]hmpsnj 4 points5 points ago

I'm allergic to peanuts/tree nuts and recently discovered Sunbutter. Stuff is delicious, my family who aren't allergic to peanuts eat my Sunbutter instead of regular peanut butter all the time. I'm gonna find a way to combine Sunbutter and chocolate and make suntella, if this isn't already a thing

[–]ironweaver 7 points8 points ago

Peanuts are a separate allergy group to Tree Nuts (of which one is the Hazelnut, from which Nutella is made). The two allergies can coincide, but it isn't guaranteed. :P

[–]xxSoHardcorexx 7 points8 points ago

It's like sex, love, the lottery, and heaven in a jar.

[–]100cottage[S] 6 points7 points ago

Heh, one of these days, im gonna be 2 minutes away from the hospital, and im gonna try it out

[–]Bacon_Crispies 0 points1 point ago

You should be in the hospital and try it. Safety first!

[–]Tonialb007 -1 points0 points ago

It tastes good, but it is far from as good as they make it.

[–]chris-tier 7 points8 points ago

You should give it a try. You won't eat anything better ever for the rest of your life. Badum tsss....

[–]RashidWasHere 5 points6 points ago

I'm allergic to peanuts but eat it all the time. What's the problem with hazelnuts?

[–]The_Justice_Cluster 3 points4 points ago

I have a severe peanut allergy (read: reaction triggers when I'm in the same room) and Nutella is one of, if not, the most delicious substance I have ever put in my mouth.

[–]ND2000 -3 points-2 points ago

To me, it's the second. bad um tss

[–]evilalmia 3 points4 points ago

except nutella is a tree nut not a peanut

[–]derpbell 2 points3 points ago

I eat it, I'm allergic to peanuts... I'm alive. Oh wait it's a hazelnut spread

[–]gayjewishunicornfart 1 point2 points ago

My favourite thing to do is take two s'more flavoured Pop-Tarts and lather them with Nutella and make a Pop-Tart/Nutella sandwich. It's amazing.

[–]saltnvinegar 3 points4 points ago

Sounds like a diabeetus sandwich.

[–]jhcowart22 -1 points0 points ago

Don't forget those of us with dairy allergies!

[–]I-Am-The-Chosen-One 0 points1 point ago

Nutella is from the gods that's what is so good about it!

[–]kellyrhawks 0 points1 point ago

Hazelnuts are technically seeds, not nuts. I don't know if this makes them non-allergic though, so don't take my word for it.

[–]gunslingerkody 0 points1 point ago

I hate you

[–]DocSporky510 0 points1 point ago

Eat it anyway. It's so good that dying is actually worth it

[–]BuckeyeBentley -1 points0 points ago

Nutella is gross, you're not missing anything special. If you were allergic to sriracha though, I would advise killing yourself. The Internet is totally right on that one, that sauce is delicious.

[–]ElfmanLV 0 points1 point ago

Peanut allergies and hazelnut allergies are very different. Peanut and hazelnut proteins aren't the same, and their origins are different as well. Peanuts come from the ground and hazelnuts come from trees.

[–]KatieCat4 0 points1 point ago

EVERYTHING!

[–]SolidCake -4 points-3 points ago

Its really gross.

[–]gymartist99 0 points1 point ago

Me too

[–]liamlamp -4 points-3 points ago

It is a legume