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[–]JZDay21 700 points701 points ago

So this is where they make all the "If you park like this..." photos

[–]shake-zula 73 points74 points ago

It's an AA meeting.

[–]drellim14 180 points181 points ago

right! all three of them. that are posted every day. twice.

[–]Rawrjumping 3 points4 points ago

"Hey Reddit, look at this faggot who parked at a 89 degree angle. I broke his windows and set his car on fire like the prick deserved. Did I nail it?"

[–]nealski77 26 points27 points ago

First-World Anarchists Convention?

[–]absolute_panic 42 points43 points ago

At a Church of Scientology

[–]RogerMcRogerson 135 points136 points ago

No, that's asian driving school.

[–]Mr_Quagmire 7 points8 points ago

It's funny cause it's true.

[–]NOACeulemans 444 points445 points ago

I'm going to guess the parking lot was recently completely snowed over and no one had any idea of where to park. That or a flood.

[–]Lettertjes 136 points137 points ago

But even then, wouldn't they at least park more or less parallel to each other?

[–]DomoInMySoup 223 points224 points ago

Nah bro, park right where the snow suspiciously jumps up half a foot.

[–]OscarMiguelRamirez 62 points63 points ago

No, because then there is a chance that everyone will be wrong. If you all park at different angles, odds are someone will be right, which is better.

[–]Ricktron3030 60 points61 points ago

And yet, not one of them was right.

[–]Early-Cuyler 25 points26 points ago

60% of the time it works every time.

[–]starbuxed 6 points7 points ago

80% of statistics are made up.

[–]KingTroll69 4 points5 points ago

70% of things this guy says is wrong.

[–]Disgruntled__Goat 2 points3 points ago

That's about as logical as the classic notion that a watch 5 minutes fast is never correct, but a broken watch is right twice a day.

[–]AceCake 20 points21 points ago

Much harder to stop on snow, wouldn't wanna risk it.

Also why not, the whole car park is a white line, your going to be parking illegally anyway.

[–]WyoBuckeye 10 points11 points ago

Not if there are big drifts and piles.

[–]kcb2 20 points21 points ago

I was thinking flood too - looks like people parked in high areas. Even in snow people know roughly where to park.

[–]blessedRweak 4 points5 points ago

could be black ice right?

[–]eliaspowers 10 points11 points ago

I can't believe how many comments of people making fun of women and asians I had to wade through to get to this comment.

It's like, here's something strange, but instead of discussing it, let's make everything about race and women being useless, just like every other r/funny thread. It's not even the offensiveness that bothers me, it's that it's so fucking trite.

[–]jjesusfreak01 2 points3 points ago

Could have had snow drifts or plowed snow blocking most of the spots.

[–]watchthenlearn 9 points10 points ago

Definitely not the snow situation, and pretty sure it wasn't a flood.

If you notice, no car is aligned within a parking space. 1) Of the 14 cars, I would assume that at least one car would have been left in a parking space during the snow storm and we'd see that in the picture. 2) Again, since no car is aligned in a spot that also means these cars would have had to been sitting there for a while, especially for all the time it takes for snow to melt.

1 and 2 contradict each other, the first one states the cars are driven frequently and the 2nd point states the cars aren't driven frequently.

Edit: Wasn't a flood because snow.

[–]firstpageguy 10 points11 points ago

Really reasonable reasoning.

I would then guess this was done intentionally. Many high schools have a certain day where all the seniors park intentionally badly as a goof. This may be an overflow parking area for a high school. Overflow parking would certainly be used on a normal school day if the main lots were inefficiently parked in.

[–]tkdodo99 2 points3 points ago

Holy fuck Sherlock Holmes is a redditor

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 448 points449 points ago

It was a close race, but Jack made it to the bathroom first, before any of his family members.

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 250 points251 points ago

The thing is, he didn't even need to go to the bathroom, Jack is just an asshole.

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 74 points75 points ago

Yeah, he pretended to need to shit just to sit in peace and catch up browsing Reddit.

[–]marcofromhouston 52 points53 points ago

Ha! That's what I'm doing right now. At work.

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 59 points60 points ago

Me too, except I'm drivi...

[–]ShinyWisenheimer 54 points55 points ago

So you crashed but had the forethought to type ...?

[–]FuckYeahPeanutButter 58 points59 points ago

And submitted the post, too.

[–]orthag 80 points81 points ago

Your body does weird things when it dies.

[–]NasalSnack 18 points19 points ago

Like pooping. Who even invented that? What a sicko.

[–]IronLung420 7 points8 points ago

Cartman

[–]FlyByPC 6 points7 points ago

From the castle of Aaaaaarggghh.

[–]Memitim 6 points7 points ago

You don't pound out an ellipsis whenever you freak out?

[–][deleted] 314 points315 points ago

All the parking space lines are wrong!

[–]overtoke 247 points248 points ago

[–]gargamelanoma 27 points28 points ago

The mystery has been solved, gang.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You are awsome !

[–]replaysMike 59 points60 points ago

Fuck I love cheese.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

I know the feeling, trust me, I do ...

[–]TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 3 points4 points ago

When is November 23rd?

[–]Varil 6 points7 points ago

Late November.

[–]klove614 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–]mistersparrow 51 points52 points ago

What do you know? You're just a cheese fucker!

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

I'm sorry. That is all I know ... how to do.

[–]smashing_pumpkins 18 points19 points ago

License and registration cheese fucker!!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Oh man, not again. -"Officer, I am only trying to have a good time here on my lonesome self". "Sir, I can assure you, all my cheeses are all raped, I mean ripe." Dang, I'll never get a break ...

[–]Manhand 84 points85 points ago

Obviously it was park like an asshole day there.

[–]rezinball 40 points41 points ago

Advanced Electronic Designs in Bozeman, MT: http://goo.gl/maps/kNcs1

MAP

[–]Talon146 9 points10 points ago

email them and ask?

http://advanced.pro/default.htm

[–]god_of_evolution 7 points8 points ago

Right next to Quantum Composers on the intersection of Enterprise Blvd and Discovery drive.

Also nearby: a Golden Helix, a Genesis III building and the Allied Engineering Services.

WTF is this place?

[–]BayAreaCA 5 points6 points ago

How did u find it? That is some serious talented research

[–]rezinball 7 points8 points ago

OP mentioned Enterprise Blvd in one of his comments. Quick search on google maps in Bozeman, MT and I found it rather quickly.

[–]meatsock 2 points3 points ago

so on the google maps image of this parking lot, everyone parks normally.

[–]mariah_a 88 points89 points ago

Simultaneous relapse at an AA meeting?

[–]betafish37 79 points80 points ago

Yeah that is strange... Why does that house have three front doors?

[–]DoctorJRustles 156 points157 points ago

Why does that house HAVE A MASSIVE PARKING LOT?!

[–]Plethysmograph 72 points73 points ago

for all the cars, duh

[–]platanoconsalami 28 points29 points ago

It might be a mental institution where patients check themselves in...that or idk.

[–]betafish37 2 points3 points ago

The world may never know...

[–]superwinner 19 points20 points ago

My guess is there was a party the night before and most of them parked anywhere, now the party is over and only the really drunk ones are still there.

[–]Girraffa 5 points6 points ago

Looks like a nice frat house to me. Wanted to ask OP where he flies over.

[–]secret_account_name 48 points49 points ago

Maybe they moved their cars to make way for the parking lot to be cleared.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

Are you Canadian?

[–]empw 48 points49 points ago

sorry

[–]ebeebe92 377 points378 points ago

Jesus! Was Hellen Keller working as the valet?

[–]ogotrice 492 points493 points ago

Helen Keller? Haha, you know women can't drive.

[–]SupermanV2 423 points424 points ago

[–]wolflion 9 points10 points ago

so pimpin

[–]slightlyamused1 0 points1 point ago

HOW DID HE TEACH HIS CAT TO DO THAT

[–]FuckingHippies 7 points8 points ago

The cat taught him how to do that.

[–]slightlyamused1 3 points4 points ago

Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow Meow.

Translation: You know what would get you a shitton of upvotes...

[–]ebeebe92 9 points10 points ago

Touché my good man.

[–]diphiminaids 40 points41 points ago

I belioeve that the area was flooded and cars were moved around. Are you in a flood or hurricane area? If so, this doesn't seem strange.

[–]thepoultron 31 points32 points ago

Good guess... except for the snow on the ground. Floods dont leave snow, and hurricanes don't occur during the winter. :/

[–]daftpunk1221 8 points9 points ago

I bet that the white areas are actually pools of water left behind from the flooding, and they are reflecting the light coming from a most likely overcast sky. Thus the pools of water reflecting white light look like piles of snow in this low-res image.

[–]Flaming_Pancakes[S] 56 points57 points ago

No, actually, this is in Montana... we don't get floods or hurricanes here...

[–]Beerblebrox 12 points13 points ago

Bozeman, by any chance?

[–]Flaming_Pancakes[S] 26 points27 points ago

Yes indeed. =)

[–]Goremageddon 38 points39 points ago

Could you just drive up to that business, walk in, show someone this picture and go "WTF?". This is actually bothering me, not knowing.

[–]Flaming_Pancakes[S] 222 points223 points ago

Already ahead of you... they told me the had an "event day" where they parked like that "just because".... They are an electrical engineering firm that seems to have way too much fun...

[–]Goremageddon 36 points37 points ago

I'm an electrical engineer and I hate my current job... I need to find out if this place is hiring.

[–]einmalistkeinmal 107 points108 points ago

Hmm he said Bozeman, MT. So I search Electrical Engineering firms there and had a few results - here are the google map comparison http://imgur.com/a/207SV (the google maps pic proves they are very capable parkers)

Winner is Advanced Electronic Designs: 233 Enterprise Boulevard, Bozeman, MT (406) 585-8892

So you are looking for this website http://advanced.pro/default.htm

And possibly this video about the company.

Side note: OP's story checks out.

Dear Diary, today OP was not a faggot.

[–]sidepart 6 points7 points ago

You're an EE and you hate your current job? There's a joke or pun thread in here somewhere.

...But I think I'll resist.

[–]FlyByPC 7 points8 points ago

OP actually delivered? This makes less sense than the original picture! Mind=blown

[–]felix_dro 1 point2 points ago

Everyone drives hammered in Montana

[–]thepoultron 7 points8 points ago

When I was in highschool, me and some other guys would move friends cars by picking them up and moving them a few feet at a time (we = 8-10 lacrosse players). I could see a group of kids having some fun with all the cars in this small lot... maybe?

[–]mrwoolery 12 points13 points ago

Those are the same people who use the braille markings on drive up ATM's...

[–]Iable-A 1140 points1141 points ago

Parking at a feminist meeting?

[–]fnordo 529 points530 points ago

[–]robcrusoe 574 points575 points ago

[–]SupermanV2 328 points329 points ago

Aaaaand we're done here. Pack it up folks.

[–]j9d2 364 points365 points ago

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 63 points64 points ago

cue crosspost by fembigots to SRS in 3...2....

EDIT: as predicted, the vaghurt has begun! cry harder, ladies! tonight, I dine on SRS tears

http://i.imgur.com/5Yviq.jpg

<-------ATTENTION PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SRS USERS. CLICK THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON. SO BRAVE

[–]Jpetrov0 25 points26 points ago

SRS?

[–]acaellum 66 points67 points ago

You dont WANT to know.

But skrew you righ? Its a feminist circle jerk that attacks anything they see as anti-feminist and ban you if you disagree. /r/shitredditsays.

They are like /r/pyongyang expect more irrational.

[–]kuro5hyn 39 points40 points ago

You've been banned from /r/pyongyang

[–]Ricktron3030 13 points14 points ago

He was being complimentary to /r/pyongyang though!

[–]leXus30 11 points12 points ago

It goes from reasonable to irrational very quickly. I consider myself a reasonable person and I was banned. It is amazing what they are allowed to say and what you aren't allowed to say.

[–]Niqulaz 20 points21 points ago

Such is the way of the Shestapo.

[–]thearmadillo 5 points6 points ago

I was banned for suggesting that it was acceptable to use coupons.

[–]Malfeasant 7 points8 points ago

It goes from reasonable to irrational very quickly.

just like a woman- heyooo

[–]DrSmoke 3 points4 points ago

/r/spacedicksonfire is a better sub than srs

[–]Matjoez 12 points13 points ago

Shit reddit says. Don't look it up.

[–]phlamez92 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, and I thought /r/trees and /r/atheism were circlejerks.

[–]CommunistPlatypi 11 points12 points ago

SRS is a circlejerk. That's the whole point. Literally. To make a safe place for the marginalized and oppressed.

[–]Tofu24 16 points17 points ago

Wait, so the feminists are the bigots for pointing out bigotry? YOU MEAN I WAS THE BIGOTRY THE WHOLE TIME?

[–]windsostrange 7 points8 points ago

I like the cut of his jib.

[–]Pointy130 4 points5 points ago

I like the angle of his mainsails.

[–]kast13 5 points6 points ago

His spinnaker use is sloppy at best.

[–]idrink211 3 points4 points ago

I've seen this gif tons of times, but this is the first that I've asked myself... where could I buy a chair like that?

[–]GrimTuesday 0 points1 point ago

DESTINY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

[–]lordshitler 144 points145 points ago

Parking at a /r/shitredditsays meeting. Stupid cunts.

[–]aheadwarp9 57 points58 points ago

Did not expect that gif to go on so long...

[–]Richard_Ramsbottom 37 points38 points ago

It's the gif that keeps on giving.

[–]e4excellence 44 points45 points ago

It's the gif that keeps on gifing.

FTFY

[–]mastermojo 13 points14 points ago

I left after 11/10.

I'm glad I went back.

[–]Their_Police 108 points109 points ago

Seizure level: over 9000

[–]long_wang_big_balls 38 points39 points ago

I don't even have epilepsy and I had 3 seizures

[–]calicojones 32 points33 points ago

I had so many seizures I bit through somebody else's tongue.

[–]DrunkenAss 6 points7 points ago

You heard it here first, the zombie apocalypse has begun. Thanks a lot I_CAPE_RUNTS.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 6 points7 points ago

That's one braver, isn't it?

[–]Pony_Stanza 17 points18 points ago

[–]morzinbo 21 points22 points ago

so brave

[–]11oops 2 points3 points ago

You better check your mail privilege, shitlord. Benned.

[–]LikesGirls 11 points12 points ago

That's a tad abrasive.

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

abravesive

[–]oceanofpiss -3 points-2 points ago

Women are defining the state as a husband who provides all and if the state doesn't it's misogyny. they are wrong of course. But you can't argue with them as they are smug and oh so sure of themselves because of the unwarranted the attention they get.
- lordshitler

Yeah man they're the smug ones who won't listen. You got it. It's weird how people won't listen when you're calling them cunts all the time, isn't it weird?
The reaction to SRS is so over the top. Why the fuck are you so obsessed with them?

Edit: Oh I figured it out, you hate women. That's probably why. Everybody look at the comment history of the guy you're upvoting, seriously.

[–]xtfftc 2 points3 points ago

Because it's easier to focus on the unreasonable ones and thus make overgeneralisations for the whole group.

[–]heardlb 64 points65 points ago

It's an Asian family reunion

[–]thegregbradley 24 points25 points ago

Asians are horrible drivers, but decent parkers. It just takes them like six tries, but they do even that shit out. It's fat white folks who can't park.

[–]skond 26 points27 points ago

As a fat white folk, I even it out in one try.

Disclaimer: I'm a pizza guy, and have been for a ridiculously long time, so the amount of practice I've had parking is equally ridiculous.

[–]cytopathic_effect 7 points8 points ago

I can corroborate this. My dad is a fat white guy. Excellent parker. He used to parallel park his semi on the street in front of our house.

[–]Vampyprincess666 12 points13 points ago

Bigger men are better,

[–]rm7952 0 points1 point ago

An odd thing I noticed in Japan - people almost always back into parking spaces. The rationale seems to be that it's easier to pull forward out of the spot. Of course, this is true, however overall the process is harder. It's much easier to pull forward into the smaller space (parking) and back into the larger space (lane). Being Japan, they don't seem to question this and just do it because.

[–]Girraffa 4 points5 points ago

If anybody can't park, it's Mexicans.

Ten cars, all on the lawn. With a fiesta in the drive-way

[–]orthag 7 points8 points ago

If the fiesta is in the driveway where else are they supposed to park? In the middle of the street?

[–]Snakebyt3 25 points26 points ago

Sniffs

I can smells the srs already.

[–]mixedmaya 66 points67 points ago

[–]angryPenguinator 43 points44 points ago

Why would one cry when SRS is pointless to begin with?

[–]justsomelostsoul 21 points22 points ago

I think this is their material. They've got a cretinous culture going on.

[–]angryPenguinator 4 points5 points ago

Oh I see. Duh.

[–]FlyByPC 2 points3 points ago

To care about someone's opinion, you first have to respect them...

[–]DuckTruck 4 points5 points ago

Nah. That's not it.

[–]fb95dd7063 3 points4 points ago

Literally so brave.

[–]Hmm_I_KNOW 3 points4 points ago

Story time: I had an awesome teacher in high school who taught calculus, physics 1, physics 2 and other college prep classes. She was slightly feminist (really just proud to be a woman) but wanted us to go into engineering. She really pushed the females in the classes most of all to go into some field of engineering.

While visiting my first choice for a college I opened a door to a large auditorium in the engineering building. In there must have been something like 400 or more women.

Amazed I went back and told the story to my teacher who was beaming with excitement. She asked me what class it was and I told her it was Domestic Engineering.

She gave me this 'god I hate you' looked but laughed pretty hard afterwards. She was the best teacher I ever had (college included).

[–]breauxtato 8 points9 points ago

Does anyone else get an extremely bad vibe from this? Like something went horribly wrong here.

[–]ThePoonHunter 50 points51 points ago

Hmm, that doesn't look like a Korean church to me.

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 30 points31 points ago

Korean Jesus ain't got time for yo problems. He busy. With Korean shit.

[–]sidepart 3 points4 points ago

Starcraft?

[–]jordawesome 4 points5 points ago

Is it a bar?

[–]I_Will_Be_That_Guy 7 points8 points ago

have an upvote for not making the title "If you park like this, fuck you" or some variation on that

[–]sarcastic-agreement 9 points10 points ago

They parked while snow was still on the ground, obscuring the parking lines. Either they stayed inside the building for a long time (weekend lock-in?) or the snow melted extraordinarily fast.

[–]holyerthanthou 21 points22 points ago

Even when it snows people try to park reasonable.. This is just all fucked up.

I bet it was "park like a douche bag" day.

[–]danjr 4 points5 points ago

Confirmed.

they told me the had an "event day" where they parked like that "just because" [source]

[–]helloperroquet 14 points15 points ago

i was looking for a penis

[–]valeriob 12 points13 points ago

I bet you were.

[–]ryleyrichards 2 points3 points ago

Parking-space-phobia?

[–]infieldflyer 1 point2 points ago

Spaces must have been covered by snow ... or its an AA meeting.

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 3 points4 points ago

Looks like frat boys were playing urban polo in the parking lot.

[–]zomgwtflolbbq 3 points4 points ago

The carpark is LAVA!

[–]gravityblast10 9 points10 points ago

I love that everybody is overlooking the fact that some Guy is spying on his town with an RC plane. ::closes blinds::

[–]jaamzw 9 points10 points ago

i can't find the black guy.

[–]tripleblack 2 points3 points ago

You won't. It's too cold to sit on the front porch and eat fired chicken & watermellon.

[–]danger0dave 14 points15 points ago

Does nobody else think it's a fucking creepy hobby to fly a remote control plane with a camera on it?

[–]Zook 16 points17 points ago

Your R/C plane must of hit 88 MPH. It resulted in it going in to the future when the zombie apocalypse was just starting.

Thank you for the fair warning. I know where I must go now.

[–]ah_hell 2 points3 points ago

"must of"?

[–]dayna113 51 points52 points ago

You could at least clue the poor guy in to the fact that the proper statement would be "must have". If you want to point out mistakes, don't be a douche about it.

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

Are they all drunk?

[–]abbymalby 2 points3 points ago

Drunk snow plow?

[–]ArKoniK 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck the police"

[–]tdh360 2 points3 points ago

"If you park like this" karma heaven

[–]N8V_Link 2 points3 points ago

Looks like we know where Tyrone is holding his family reunion.

[–]bryman302 3 points4 points ago

Damn it. Did i miss oprahs book club again?

[–]Markmark77889 4 points5 points ago

Chinese old fokes home

[–]DevmasterJ 2 points3 points ago

Women Driver Convention in town?

[–]Luis_SDA 2 points3 points ago

Must have been a Curves parking lot.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

There are no red or yellow cars ! And someone is walking on the middle footpath, is that Waldo ?

[–]Cheshire057 0 points1 point ago

Some schools have a thing "park anywhere" and they just park all over the fuckin place. But this isn't a school so i don't know.

[–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 0 points1 point ago

Office prank or asshole plow

[–]bomberboy0618 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was that the road sort of looked like a robot...

[–]kepleronlyknows 0 points1 point ago

Where was this taken?

[–]GrizzlyxMFC 1 point2 points ago

Somebody got really pissed off and just smashed a path through those cars.

[–]faleboat 1 point2 points ago

My guess is parking lot was iced over that morning, and it was a windy day at the office. I would say a F1 tornado, but that's pretty unlikely with the snow on the ground, and no vehicles on their sides.

[–]poundcake2010 0 points1 point ago

We've located the douchebag headquarters. We strike at midnight. Those sons of bitches won't know what hit 'em....

[–]Gregs3RDleg 1 point2 points ago

park like an asshole day!!!

[–]serg_yeooo 0 points1 point ago

I have no witty comment whatsoever.

[–]Queen_LaQueefah 0 points1 point ago

It could be one of those "park like an asshole" days

[–]this_is_who_I_am 1 point2 points ago

It's Jonestown for cars!