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[–]Crusty40oz 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't his legs be longer than his arms?!

[–]evanemiller 0 points1 point ago

The masculinity of a leg cross all depends on the point of contact. If its ankle on knee, you're Ron Swanson. If its thigh on thigh, you're Elton John. If you then wedge a hand between said thighs, point your foot and bob it up and down, you're Hillary Clinton (so gay you're on the masculine side of female).

[–]BelmontZiimon 0 points1 point ago

what if it is ankle on knee for both legs at the same time. (I do it)

[–]evanemiller 0 points1 point ago

I believe that is the lotus position and you are transcended above petty gender roles

[–]lunachick72 1 point2 points ago

Which is the exact opposite of that picture.

[–]switch263 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote for my favorite 'haters gonna hate' pic. I have no idea why this makes me laugh so hard, every time.