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[–]lizzylizzay 124 points125 points ago

Burninated D:

[–]DonkeyTrain 31 points32 points ago

Thatch roof cottages motherfucker...thatch roof cottages.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 11 points12 points ago

I like that word. Can we get it into the dictionary please?

[–]HeyRememberThatTime 46 points47 points ago

Is Reddit really so young now that Trogdor is old school?

What have you pesky kids done with my liver pills?

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 6 points7 points ago

I fed them to the cat, then its eye went all star shapped, but only when I look at the photo through photoshop. Weird.

[–]sugarunicorn 28 points29 points ago

case closed, folks. op needs to cover his tracks better next time he tries to go karma farming.

[–]WanderlustGeek 36 points37 points ago

[–]SP10 8 points9 points ago

[–]Billy_Sastard 8 points9 points ago

How have you not got any upvotes for your Sherlock type skills.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 7 points8 points ago

Well I did only just post this. Compared to Sherlock, best day ever!

[–]Billy_Sastard 5 points6 points ago

Oops my bad, I didn't realise.

[edit] I've also downvoted a load of his posts also for being a fake arse karma whore bitch.

[–]Aggle 2 points3 points ago

RES tags are for life.

[–]Bnoob 2 points3 points ago

Did he edit the post?

I'm not seeing that cat in his post.

There is a picture of a dog though.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 2 points3 points ago

Yes he removed the cat picture from the album. However he also posted this thread http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ovn3z/a_typical_game_of_chess_with_my_best_friend/ that links to this photo http://i.imgur.com/ugtsb.jpg

[–]suddz 684 points685 points ago

I want another picture of this, or I will never be able to believe it.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 872 points873 points ago

[–]CrazyCalYa 83 points84 points ago

Good work detective! 50 people asking for more proof, you're the only one that actually went and looked.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 43 points44 points ago

Boredom, 'tis a wondrous thing!

[–]starsintheireyes 26 points27 points ago

also from a technical perspective... error level analysis, says it's shopped :D

Image

[–]provokedcarp 17 points18 points ago

This image means nothing to me. The cats two eyes look the same in this.

[–]windsostrange 12 points13 points ago

This analysis has revealed nothing. This is what an image that has been edited after resampling looks like in an error-level analysis.

[–]iScreme 20 points21 points ago

Yet in the real picture they don't look the same. See what he talk'n 'bout?

Also, cat is smoking a blunt in this version.

[–]DanTheRip 5 points6 points ago

I have no idea of what to look for here.

[–]anabolicfrolic 59 points60 points ago

I WANTED TO BELIEVE.

[–]Sikopathx 46 points47 points ago

Apparently, this is what the rain knows. Reddit Detective!

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 42 points43 points ago

What can I say, I'm bored and I wanted to be able to prove this was fake cause fakes bug me (because of the deception, could care less about the karma the OP gets)

[–]rtilde 26 points27 points ago

Case closed! Time to tag the OP like the lyin' bastard he is.

[–]rottenseed 7 points8 points ago

Well I believe OP when they say that the veterinarian has never seen anything like it.

[–]Eshajori 15 points16 points ago

could care less

Could you? =P

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 13 points14 points ago

Damn, I forgot, reddit knows you should say couldn't care less! But I probably could care less, so I wasn't really wrong. Really. >_>

[–]Eshajori 2 points3 points ago

;D

I'm usually not that guy. But that's my biggest peeve =C

[–]kingoftown 13 points14 points ago

That's how little he cares! He could care less...but he doesn't even care if he does.

[–]a300zx4pak 17 points18 points ago

not surprised. still not sure what people get from lying on the internet to a bunch of strangers about their cat?

[–]Namco51 15 points16 points ago

Great find. When do we start burning this place down?

[–]Raultor 11 points12 points ago

Aaaand this is why believing anything said/posted on reddit is harder and harder each passing day.

[–]DoctorCube 7 points8 points ago

He got better.

[–]Unsung_Hero 13 points14 points ago

Good find. OP is a fraud!

[–]swagcat 70 points71 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]SeedyOne 4 points5 points ago

And that's how he'll be tagged.

[–]Menospan 34 points35 points ago

Claims cat is his and has rare condition

is a repost

isn't even real

op is a faggot

[–]SanguineHaze 40 points41 points ago

That's insulting to gay people, and not nearly insulting enough.

I prefer calling OP a westboro baptist church lover.

[–]Aschebescher 9 points10 points ago

Too late, he already has over 2000 upvotes.

[–]daverd 2 points3 points ago

I've been enjoying hitting ctrl-R every so often and watching that number slowly fall.

[–]procrastinating_atm 4 points5 points ago

It's funny that he still keeps claiming the photo is real despite this.

[–]kingoftown 3 points4 points ago

It's one thing to post this...but it's another to defend it in the comments like it is actually true.

She can see just fine, by the way. If anything, it seems like her vision is better than normal.

[–]idrink211 5 points6 points ago

To the top with you!

[–]Envia 2 points3 points ago

Oh! The heartache you have caused me! The world is somehow less joyous without a weird cat pupil.

[–]WhatTheRainKnows 3 points4 points ago

Have a video of a 2-faced cat instead :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp_Mdd8XuVE

[–]TigerGoddess 0 points1 point ago

Awesome work Watson! Peace of mind restored! ;D

[–]Chanzlyn 158 points159 points ago

I'd like a video, actually, as photoshop can be easily and quickly done.

[–]rapethetargets 24 points25 points ago

Watching its pupil shrink and widen would be crazy.

[–]tllnbks 38 points39 points ago

Just a little hint...I could do this on a video too.

[–]inaccurate_statement 84 points85 points ago

Well then, I want the cat delivered to a mod.

[–]CWoww 70 points71 points ago

if it fits, it ships.

[–]Lutin 8 points9 points ago

For a low cat rate!

[–]Axum666 11 points12 points ago

only possible answer

[–]projectstew 17 points18 points ago

we only need the head

[–]tomjenks1 267 points268 points ago

pupils are round(ish) shaped so that muscles in the eye can contract/relax to contract and expand the pupil. this shape would never be able to change, especially since this cut would probably have severed the muscles too. so yes, this is in credibly fake

[–]velmarg 18 points19 points ago

Actually, some frogs and toads have star-shaped pupils, so it's not completely unheard of. Googling with relevance to cats only got me an answer to a Yahoo! question about how it's a Siamese trait.

[–]Ramennov 59 points60 points ago

[–]Halefor 40 points41 points ago

I wonder if I got... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]BisforBM 4 points5 points ago

NO HYPNOTOAD, DON'T MAKE ME KILL MYSE-AAARGGHHH

[–]Mastadge 4 points5 points ago

eh? What's th-ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD, OUR GLORIOUS LEADER

[–]Kevinmeowertons 4 points5 points ago

Hmm, this l- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]EkezEtomer 13 points14 points ago

No, not like th- ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]rolloxan 3 points4 points ago

Not this joke aga- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]Veo_x 4 points5 points ago

Nonono, this is a cat we- HYPNOTOAD IS OUR ONE TRUE GLORIOUS LEADER.

[–]ezfrag 2 points3 points ago

Cuttlefish have W shaped pupils, which are awesome.

[–]MMZephyr 54 points55 points ago

We have discovered scum. KILL HIM!

[–]ieatbees 3 points4 points ago

I wish there was a downvote button that said "Not science" like on AskScience for it, because it's not.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 44 points45 points ago

With handwritten note, OP's screenname, date/time, and cat's eyes visible in screencap

Followed by closeup of cat eye

[–]charlie_xavier 77 points78 points ago

Also need three forms of government ID and his grandmother in the frame.

[–]Oxxide 23 points24 points ago

shoe on cats head

[–]DMorrone 5 points6 points ago

And today's paper in the background.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 3 points4 points ago

Sharpie in pooper

[–]robbie_rob27 27 points28 points ago

Yeah, we're gonna need a little more evidence here...

[–]overweightanorexic 250 points251 points ago

I have doubts and require more proof before I can believe this.

[–]5fc 297 points298 points ago

[–]Lurk08 24 points25 points ago

hats off

[–]MMZephyr 61 points62 points ago

Someone just confirmed this is literally impossible.

BOMBS AWAY!

[–]Bladewing10 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, it would be a pretty good shop, but not impossible. We demand more cat pics OP!

[–]kehoeman 77 points78 points ago

Actually It would be an easy photoshop.

[–]slashasdf 9 points10 points ago

If you zoom in on the eye you'll see the black in the 'weird' part is different from the rest of the pupil.

[–]ZachMatthews 7 points8 points ago

Smudge tool, 10 seconds.

[–]whatwatwhutwut 15 points16 points ago

Not really a good shop. If you look at the edges around the legitimate pupil and then compare it to the photoshopped portion, you can pretty much confirm that it's fake.

[–]nonvideas 129 points130 points ago

As a veterinarian, I can say I've also never seen anything like it. I've also never HEARD of anything like it, and as such, am very very skeptical that it's real.

[–]tartay745 50 points51 points ago

It's fake. OP has talked about using photoshop in other posts. That and other photoshop wizards have apparently used their magic to detect his magic.

[–]hobofats 2 points3 points ago

I believe its clinical term is "felinus fotoshoptus"

[–]big_font_bullshit 285 points286 points ago

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[–]warchamp7 32 points33 points ago

I was disappointed to see this as your only comment so far.

Please continue this account.

[–]nsdhanoa 257 points258 points ago

Your cat sees 4 days into the future with its left eye. It just can't tell because it's a cat and 4 days later it is still sitting in exactly the same spot looking smug.

[–]Dave_Hulud 25 points26 points ago

The Catman Prophecies.

[–]overweightanorexic 903 points904 points ago

[–]DawnWolf 442 points443 points ago

OMG, this guy's cat has two unique pupils. DOUBLE UNIQUENESS!

[–]Hysteriia 36 points37 points ago

I'm a feline-pupilologist and I can confirm I've never seen anything like this.

[–]ox_raider 76 points77 points ago

Thus making each pupil less unique.

[–]omg_im_drunk 47 points48 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

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[–]andytuba 15 points16 points ago

suspiciousfry.gif

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 6 points7 points ago

Are you joking?

[–]Cynikal818 18 points19 points ago

I can't wait to post this in a month.

"Hey reddit, look at my cat le Star Gazer!"

so. much. worthless. karma.

[–]B_S_O_D 224 points225 points ago

Uchiha Cat?

[–]cmatt010 15 points16 points ago

Catara Uchiha

[–]Mmarti5 23 points24 points ago

Came here for this.

[–]ergo456 2 points3 points ago

it unlocked mangekyou

[–]Davebo 97 points98 points ago

I'd just like to point out that although it is easy to fake, that doesn't necessarily mean it is fake.

[–]Mixxx 99 points100 points ago

just check his submitting history. He has submitted several shopped images. He knows how to pull this off...

[–]BlueElephants 24 points25 points ago

OP should submit a 10-15 seconds video, it would take too long to FX it.

[–]Longerhin 25 points26 points ago

10 sec * 25 fps? You underestimate dedication for karma.

[–]Leucine 10 points11 points ago

make OP go buy a Red camera to shoot at 1000fps then we see how dedicated he is.

[–]EvilFlyingSquirrel 7 points8 points ago

I don't know what to make of this picture anymore...I am so jaded with Reddit.

[–]SaysNotAtheism 6 points7 points ago

If he were going to fake it, wouldn't he put it in the shape of an upvote?

[–]Selky 38 points39 points ago

Pretty sure its fake. Correct me if im wrong but the pupil is a hole which is pulled open by the iris (your eye is hollow). I dont think this cross structure is possible.

Edit: guess i didnt mean to say "hollow".. Our anatomy class dissected cow eyes last year but they were pretty deflated. Solly.

[–]rotidderhet 7 points8 points ago

(your eye is hollow)

Come again?

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 15 points16 points ago

Well, there's vitreous humour in there, but otherwise.

[–]Dr_ChimRichalds -2 points-1 points ago

You haven't done anything but prove that if the photo was shopped, you couldn't do as good a job.

[–]ThymineC 33 points34 points ago

What do you mean? I'm comparing the original side-by-side with the shopped version, and it looks convincing enough to me.

[–]nanto 6 points7 points ago

The edges on the new part are sharper

[–]Screech_Powers 1358 points1359 points ago

I think I can shed some light on this! I've seen this disorder before!

A couple questions first though... Has this cat ever got into altercations with other cats? Is this cat the only one left in its general area? Lastly, does it hunt nocturnally?

If you answered yes then it's definitely the eye of the tiger. It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor stalks its his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger.

[–]hotboxpizza 88 points89 points ago

10/10 would karaoke again.

[–]Blufro 18 points19 points ago

Clever.

[–]wvboltslinger40k 30 points31 points ago

This comment deserves far more recognition

[–]tonaros 74 points75 points ago

Definitely shopped. Not only is it obvious if you zoom in far enough, but want to know how I really know?

This guy has been a redditor for over a year and JUST NOW realized how much karma his incredible cat would bring him? Please.

[–]CityWithoutMen 143 points144 points ago

OP gives cat glass eye for karma.

[–]DryApplejohn 33 points34 points ago

OP is a photoshop master, he took a picture of a glass eye and photoshopped a cat around it.

[–]alienware 50 points51 points ago

[–]ItllHaveToGo 349 points350 points ago

She's just a little cross eyed.

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 160 points161 points ago

OP said the cat can see even better, so it's definitely a nice plus.

[–]JobinWah 25 points26 points ago

Subtle, but nice.

[–]XaroXhaonDaxos 45 points46 points ago

Apparently 2 is the limit of puns about cross-shaped objects.

[–]SensualTomato 74 points75 points ago

Well, more than 2 would be crossing the line

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 7 points8 points ago

Jesus, that was stretching it...

[–]kyune 9 points10 points ago

Now now, no need to crucify him for his devotion.

[–]icanred 2 points3 points ago

Getting thirsty for eyes-t.

[–]jamintime 9 points10 points ago

Wow, if I ever met this cat I think I'd be starstruck.

[–]gregsdan 285 points286 points ago

SHARINGAN IRL!!!!!!!

[–]TheFourthVeil 109 points110 points ago

Mangekyou Sharingan clearly. I wonder what cool technique she has. Hopefully its not enslave all humans.

[–]robcrusoe 43 points44 points ago

** NOTE **

YOU ARE ALREADY UNDER THE POWERS OF THE CAT-SHARINGAN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, HUMAN SCUM.. PREPARE YOUR ANUS

[–]dekmaskin 8 points9 points ago

HOW DO I PREPARE IT?!

[–]ThatOneNub 16 points17 points ago

Ky jelly with catnip essence

[–]KazPinkerton 17 points18 points ago

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION

WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL.

WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL.

WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL.

[–]shallow- 14 points15 points ago

I've definitely mostly not been enslaved, brb getting more cat food and toys.

[–]c4103 6 points7 points ago

That means she had to kill her best friend...

edit: she not he I guess

[–]Akronica 0 points1 point ago

(forms a seal) "Release" - hmm still seeing star cat, not sure if genjutsu or not.

[–]Pwnsick 33 points34 points ago

[–]Neocrasher 7 points8 points ago

But that was a raccoon.

[–]NigelKF 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't it a tanuki, not a raccoon?

[–]Apostolate 25 points26 points ago

Kakashi maybe?

[–]BambooSurfer 78 points79 points ago

ah it's the "copy cat"

[–]sahkuh 43 points44 points ago

Cat-kashi.

[–]switchbadger 4 points5 points ago

Makes sense it would be on a cat.

[–]LiberLapis 273 points274 points ago

Looks like your cat...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

... is seeing stars.

[–]spooc 790 points791 points ago

(⌐■_■)

( •_✦)>⌐■-■

(•_✦)

[–]Socks04 56 points57 points ago

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 9 points10 points ago

I'm tired of that one.

[–]Nesilwoof 2 points3 points ago

I waited until the arrow in the gif blinked orange before upvoting. Then I smiled.

[–]Tebaxx 4 points5 points ago

[–]busdriverbuddha 17 points18 points ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–]bruiser 50 points51 points ago

Star pupil…

[–]mioko 29 points30 points ago

This is so fake it hurts.

[–]nathanlegit 23 points24 points ago

I require video proof or OP is a dirty liar.

[–]Thunderjohn 8 points9 points ago

You can see from a submission he made 7 months ago that his cat's pupil isn't really unique.

Edit: Direct link to the picture for the lazy ones.

[–]SuperMeatBoi 9 points10 points ago

Shopped

[–]monoloco2b 28 points29 points ago

The newest member of KISS

[–]ProcrastinationMan 9 points10 points ago

If he has an unusually large tongue, and is an extraterrestrial, he could be all members rolled into one.

[–]UnapologeticalyAlive 4 points5 points ago

You need to start your career as a bond villian. You already have the perfect cat for it.

[–]OmegaMilkShake 11 points12 points ago

Someone with photo shop skills needs to tell me if this is real or not. Or OP needs to cough up more pictures.

[–]burlap_pterodactyl 20 points21 points ago

He talks about using Photoshop on other posts. As a Photoshop user myself, this is super, super easy to fake, and is fake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[–]AcerRubrum 11 points12 points ago

[–]RumAndMonkeys 31 points32 points ago

I call bullshit :)

[–]anglehead 10 points11 points ago

I can use photoshop too

[–]m477h3w777 13 points14 points ago

fake, yet its FRONT PAGE?? you guys are idiots. op is lying to you, and you are loving it.

[–]pants6000 2 points3 points ago

I have seen a similarly-eyed cat, over in the neighborhood where I used to live. She also had (has, I hope) the same coat, sort of shaggy and black & white. Her weird pupil wasn't quite so perfect though.

[–]SBKB 1 point2 points ago

Can you prove it

[–]sockyferret 3 points4 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wgyqg/i_refuse_to_use_the_word_but_there_is_a_cake_next/ He posted pictures of the same cat in this thread and it has normal pupils.

[–]that_dude_you_know 4 points5 points ago

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*   These cats have had star eyes **FOR GENERATIONS**!!      *    *
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[–]PlantainFodder 5 points6 points ago

If you drop the image into this error level analysis tool (ELA) it's pretty obvious that the image is fake:

http://29a.ch/sandbox/2012/imageerrorlevelanalysis/

[–]kcell 8 points9 points ago

Your cat is Monstar. Please keep away from the Moon-star of Limbo, please.

[–]ghosttoghost 5 points6 points ago

Sell the cat to Paul Stanley

[–]greensaber25 2 points3 points ago

And the alien take over has started! They always start with the superior species first! (well, my cats believe they are the superior species around here!)

[–]marksalot75 1 point2 points ago

KISS Cat!

[–]Walkens_Cowbell 2 points3 points ago

The missing member from Kiss

[–]jakemg 1 point2 points ago

I would've cashed this in for karma a long time ago...

[–]TrboLag 7 points8 points ago

[–]JewelsMonkey 3 points4 points ago

Has anyone seen the movie The Cave?

That is what happens to your eyes when the cave parasite infects you!

[–]ChironXII 3 points4 points ago

That was the first thing that came to mind...

[–]coolfloss 1 point2 points ago

Strong photoshop skillz.

[–]thefizzingwhizzbee 2 points3 points ago

Do you know the cause?

EDIT: OP doesn't know the cause, does anyone else?

[–]V_for_VinceVega 35 points36 points ago

The clone stamp.

[–]bravetarget 31 points32 points ago

Yeah it's a rare mutation called Adobius Photoshopus.

[–]voltaek -1 points0 points ago

Target acquired, firing in 3.. 2..

[–]slevadon 1 point2 points ago

folks said everywhere the cat went, he had a twinkle in his eye

[–]nikolaiFTW 2 points3 points ago

She must be a jukebox hero.

[–]StewieBanana 2 points3 points ago

Those are gills. Your cat is out of breath.

[–]Lumenspero 3 points4 points ago

Your cat has the power of the Sharingan, you'd best show him some respect.