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[–]FuckFaceLee 161 points162 points ago

If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

[–]uptwolait 54 points55 points ago

I use this line every time someone brings me something in a bag or box. About 1 out of 10 people get the reference. They are the only ones who matter to me.

[–]tomswartz07 16 points17 points ago

I use this literally every time I get a parcel of any type.

Some people get very annoyed very easily. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

[–]Mjolnirium 10 points11 points ago

What's in the box

[–]gerntoronto 8 points9 points ago

A gun rack. Although he doesn't have a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a rack.

[–]imbignate 2 points3 points ago

catch the net

[–]no_no_NO_okay 3 points4 points ago

what's in the boooooox

[–]RocksAndSoup 0 points1 point ago

A dick in a box?

[–]palookaboy 1 point2 points ago

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry!

[–]Mike_Crotch 21 points22 points ago

i would fuck the shit out of her.

[–]Bendrake 12 points13 points ago

I always thought she was attractive, too

[–]supercore23 16 points17 points ago

Wayne is simply following the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule. She's definitely an outlier on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

[–]Hjalmar_Poelzig 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, any guy would. It's Lara Flynn Boyle. She's a world renowned sex symbol.

[–]-AgentCooper- 6 points7 points ago

Donna Haywood.

[–]TheWalkingThano 3 points4 points ago

That's all I think of when I see her, Coop.

[–]forgotmypassw0rd 0 points1 point ago

same. also, thank you for writing Coop. I didn't even notice you were replying to an Agent Cooper until then. What an awesome name. I love that show so much.

[–]cleverseneca 9 points10 points ago

WHATS IN THE BOX!

[–]h0p3less 9 points10 points ago

It's a gun rack!

[–]Dr_Adopted 17 points18 points ago

A gun rack? I don't own a gun, let alone many guns to necessitate a whole rack.

[–]NBAallstar 7 points8 points ago

What am I gonna do, with a gun rack?

[–]Snuhmeh 3 points4 points ago

You don't like it? You know Wayne, some day you're gonna lose me...

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 0 points1 point ago

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX?!?!?

[–]Lunchbox5000 3 points4 points ago

Damnit. I came here to say that. This is literally my favorite line from the entire movie. He's so matter-of-fact about it. And "very upset" like that's all his reaction would amount to if it really was a severed head. "I'm very upset about this..."

[–]Reggie_Dunlop 5 points6 points ago

I really need to use this line more often. Have an upvote :)

[–]kluda06 57 points58 points ago

Happy anniversary Wayne

[–]goodadvice00 24 points25 points ago

Stacy, we broke up 2 months ago

[–]clerk3745 29 points30 points ago

Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out. Well, it does actually.

[–]juancamdingo 18 points19 points ago

That's what breaking up is.

[–]chunky_goonie 15 points16 points ago

So, are you going to go to the Gas Works tonight?

[–]Creepthan_Frome 13 points14 points ago

NO.

[–]jamtol 11 points12 points ago

<in unison> NO

[–]riverstyxxx 8 points9 points ago

Doncha wanna open your present?

[–]juancamdingo 9 points10 points ago

If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset.

[–]riverstyxxx 7 points8 points ago

Open it..

[–]HeyyyKoolAid 13 points14 points ago

It's like the movie is happening right in front of me.

[–]tickle_me_grover 12 points13 points ago

If you're not careful Wayne... You're gonna lose me.

[–]SpyhopX 9 points10 points ago

I lost you 2 months ago, are you mental?

[–]bah319 6 points7 points ago

Get the net

[–]Crusty40oz 34 points35 points ago

What is it? A gun rack. A gun rack... I don't even own aaaah gun, little own many guns, witch would necessitate an entire rack.

[–]ur_killing_me_smalls 68 points69 points ago

little own

witch

What the fuck does that mean?

Good god I hate to be a grammar nazi but those are awful mistakes.

[–]adamgrey 35 points36 points ago

You don't like it? If you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

[–]beeper917[S] 35 points36 points ago

I lost you. 2 months ago. Are you mental?

[–]tastethelink 23 points24 points ago

Get the net!

[–]amputeenager 15 points16 points ago

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "psycho hose beast."

[–]dtm9k 5 points6 points ago

Are you gonna be at the Gas Works tonight?

[–]riverstyxxx 4 points5 points ago

NO

[–]iTimmeh 5 points6 points ago

"Are you mental?" needs to come back.

[–]Binerexis 4 points5 points ago

Never went away here in England.

[–]nekozuki 1 point2 points ago

I need to go to England.

[–]DHav123 17 points18 points ago

He's a homonyist. He writes what it sounds like in his head. Give him a break.

Little own --> let alone

[–]rwhittak3 2 points3 points ago

Oh shit thanks. I couldn't parse it. Makes sense now.

[–]Crusty40oz 25 points26 points ago

In Sweden, you'd be called a "comma fucker".

[–]cyberslick188 12 points13 points ago

hunta hinta glarben glugen

[–]sleffen 11 points12 points ago

"Give it to me baby, Aha Aha."

[–]RC_Matthias 2 points3 points ago

Whoa, spot on, dude!

[–]Eustace__Bagge 2 points3 points ago

...and would be hunted with only your cunning to protect you.

[–]Goldenbaumsteinowitz 0 points1 point ago

Some people just can't into grammar.

[–]NBAallstar 0 points1 point ago

Very fitting username.

[–]NoveltyAccount5928 21 points22 points ago

let alone many guns, which

[–]fournameslater 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! Just,... thank you.

[–]Crusty40oz 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaah. I was 13 when I memorized that. Your version makes more sense.

[–]tucsonled 3 points4 points ago

What am I supposed to do with a gun rack?

[–]Dude_I_was_just_Sayn 1 point2 points ago

I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

FTFY

[–]judgebockman 102 points103 points ago

What is it? A gun rack. A gun rack... I don't even own aaaah gun, let alone many guns, which would necessitate an entire rack. [Fixed]

[–]greasyhobolo 9 points10 points ago

came here looking for this comment. thank you.

[–]TrojanHorseForSale 3 points4 points ago

What is it? A gun rack? a gun rack... Chyaahah right. I don't even own aaaah gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack [Fixed][Fixed]

[–]JAMONLEE 18 points19 points ago

Oh no, I made eye contact.

[–]babyhamworm 15 points16 points ago

Hi Wayne.. hiiiiii.

[–]PJSeeds 8 points9 points ago

... GAME ON

[–]Berty_Strange 3 points4 points ago

CAR!

[–]Batfart77 26 points27 points ago

This movie will stand the test of time. Best SNL to movie ever.

[–]SpyhopX 17 points18 points ago

Eh, second best after Blues Brothers

[–]timelord09 1 point2 points ago

third best after Night at the Roxbury...people loved that movie right? right?!!

[–]yimyames 2 points3 points ago

You mean Blues Brothers 2000 right?

[–]kaisersousa 6 points7 points ago

I know you're joking, but please don't bring up that movie.

[–]troymccluresf 1 point2 points ago

You're both correct.

[–]undrew 0 points1 point ago

...which also contains an overly attached (maybe slightly obsessed) ex-girlfriend.

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

Farley was so good in it, too.

"For a security guard, he had an awful lot of information, don't you think?"

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDgzThsMd1Q

[–]PurpleDance 10 points11 points ago

Still probably the greatest film of all time.

[–]duderino13 6 points7 points ago

True, but the sequel was funnier IMO. It's one of the few sequels to still have the same charm as it's predecessor AND have plenty of (incredibly funny) memorable quotes.

[–]lolquetaco 18 points19 points ago

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[–]houseofpaincakes 5 points6 points ago

When did you turn into a nutbar?

[–]palookaboy 1 point2 points ago

Hey, who's the old lady?

That's my old lady.

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

I actually met this guy some years back. Not the actor, mind you, but the roadie he could have been based on. Come to think of it, most of the roadies I know are this guy.

[–]niven666 2 points3 points ago

Del, Cassandras father, Jim Morrison made the sequal far superior

[–]coalWater 2 points3 points ago

"A...sphincter...says...what?"

[–]bobandgeorge 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]palookaboy 1 point2 points ago

I hate my father, I hate my life. But I feel GREAT man!

[–]p1zzarules 1 point2 points ago

No that's fine. I'll just stay home and lick the cat's butt!

[–]p1zzarules 1 point2 points ago

Hey look, there's Garth and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.

[–]zakattak 25 points26 points ago

What about dis bitch? Apparently someone can't handle being dumped, amirite ladies?

[–]xpis1 4 points5 points ago

I lit that bitch on fire

bitches don't generally like being lit on fire

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

What? You mean certain themes repeat themselves in culture throughout history? But why oh why should I ever pay attention to anything that didn't come out in the last 5 years and have a multi million dollar marketing campaign?

Those Greeks prolly jist stole the idea from Hollywood anyways and that Shakespeare dude, he was just ripping off Kirt Sutter.

[–]SeanGoodchild 7 points8 points ago

Based on his actual ex-girlfriend, who bought him a gun rack after they broke up. Needless to say she wasn't very happy when she saw this scene and realized Stacy was based on her. Excellent.

[–]commandodude1265 0 points1 point ago

Wait is this true? Seriously?

Edit: Nevermind, ignore me, look at the comment by /u/pascontent. I am not a clever man.

[–]Science_Monster 9 points10 points ago

what a hose-beast...

[–]DrFeeIgood 15 points16 points ago

Psycho hose beast...

[–]MirthMobile 3 points4 points ago

get the net!

[–]MexicanRommel 6 points7 points ago

I don't care what anyone says, Lara Flynn Boyle was a fuckin' babe. And still ain't too bad for a 42 year old.

[–]jamtol 4 points5 points ago

She was magically babelicious.

[–]FoneBoneHead 4 points5 points ago

If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

[–]Poffertje 3 points4 points ago

She tested very high on the strokabilityscale.

[–]iamiamwhoami 0 points1 point ago

oh yes

I wanted to post one picture, but I just couldn't choose.

[–]pascontent 6 points7 points ago

This should be the Overly Attached Ex-Girlfriend.

Fun fact: Stacy is based off a real ex-girlfriend that Meyers had, and I do believe she indeed offered him a gun rack.

Edit: Proof

[–]SampMan87 4 points5 points ago

The "Stairway to Heaven" guitar riff was changed for the international, cable, and videotape releases to a generic riff because of disputes in obtaining rights to the first five notes of the song, which appear only in the US theatrical release.

I've ALWAYS wondered where the fuck those notes are in Stairway! And now I know, they're not.

[–]shadalator 3 points4 points ago

No stairway, denied

[–]pascontent 3 points4 points ago

Hahah totally same thing here. Always been like "THAT'S NOT HOW IT STARTS DAMNIT!!" ... read that...and now I have inner peace.

[–]Classy_Ass_Fuck 0 points1 point ago

I would love to see the teaser trailer for The Addams Family that is mentioned in this article!

[–]KMFDM781 0 points1 point ago

That's crazy...I always wondered that myself.

[–]jollyholliday 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome.

[–]SFischer07 5 points6 points ago

Nice find, just remember "If you are going to spew.... Spew in this"

[–]FrysVIP 3 points4 points ago

I'm certain i saw this same picture like 2 days ago.

[–]Grimpy 7 points8 points ago

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5myzfIAFd1qdgct6o1_400.jpg

Not a girlfriend I suppose... but noteworthy.

[–]MatCauthonsHat 9 points10 points ago

I'll raise you a http://imgur.com/9PJQC

[–]bubbameister33 3 points4 points ago

I'll throw in a high school crush.

[–]riverstyxxx 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jdmoskow 3 points4 points ago

[–]bubbameister33 3 points4 points ago

Secretly Overly Attached Helga (SOAH).

[–]demontraven 5 points6 points ago

what movie is this from? I would like to see it

[–]IamSparticles 22 points23 points ago

Wayne's World

[–]uhleeva 8 points9 points ago

Party time! Excellent!

[–]demontraven 3 points4 points ago

thank you

[–]rpsayshi 1 point2 points ago

It is very good, the sequel is ok but doesn't really compare.

[–]RC_Matthias -1 points0 points ago

Party on and be excellent!

[–]3vilJEster 14 points15 points ago

On the off chance you're not being a troll, it is Wayne's World, based on the 90's SNL sketches.

[–]demontraven 4 points5 points ago

this was a serious question, Mike Myers, or however it's spelled, is awesome :) and thank you :D

[–]3vilJEster 4 points5 points ago

Happy to help, and there is a sequel as well, not as good, but still quality.

[–]cconrad0825 6 points7 points ago

Tia Carrera was in it... therefore it was amazing

[–]Reggie_Dunlop 7 points8 points ago

Not to mention Christopher Walken. And Kim Basinger. And Aerosmith. And Chris Farley. That's a dynamite cast!

[–]damswedon 3 points4 points ago

Actually the first three of those are from Wayne's World 2. Wayne's World has Rob Lowe, Alice Cooper and the Robert Patrick T-1000 cameo.

[–]Reggie_Dunlop 2 points3 points ago

I was following 3vilJEster's comment "and there is a sequel as well, not as good, but still quality."

[–]Owenww 1 point2 points ago

Have you seen this boy?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

Kim Bass-injer!

[–]bubbameister33 0 points1 point ago

Wayne's World came out 20 years ago.

[–]AholeKevin 4 points5 points ago

Yes, I know I'm old; go fuck yourself.

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

So did your dad after he had you, but you don't see me complaining.

[–]Randomtexty 5 points6 points ago

This hurt my soul.

[–]demontraven 2 points3 points ago

well I got my answer, so I will watch it in about 10 minutes :) ps, have some bandaids in the form of an upvote :P

[–]13channelsofshit 1 point2 points ago

Hope you like it. It is basically a documentary on life in Scarborough (suburb of Toronto). I think I'll watch it also (again).

[–]jollyholliday 3 points4 points ago

I thought they were in Aurora, a suburb of Chicago.

[–]TheCivilJerk 3 points4 points ago

Party Time. Excellent.

[–]laydog 2 points3 points ago

Waynes World

[–]duskyy 0 points1 point ago

After seeing this, I had to watch this scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdV-L7zplw8

[–]wovermye -1 points0 points ago

how can you not know? this is reddit we are the 90s.

[–]therealjoekony 2 points3 points ago

Psycho hose-beast!

[–]homeygmoneygrip 0 points1 point ago

Laura Flynn Boyle.

[–]arharris2 2 points3 points ago

Come on Reddit!

I submitted the same picture 2 months ago.

[–]steven_wlkr -1 points0 points ago

sour grapes bro...

[–]steven_wlkr -1 points0 points ago

but to be fair, I'm upvoting you out of the negatives. : )

[–]TubaMike 0 points1 point ago

[–]cyclicamp 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, the whole reason this was posted is probably due to a top comment in a thread 12 hours ago anyway.

[–]dangercrane 0 points1 point ago

I had an ex knit me a cozy for my stand mixer one time. True story.

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

She is not the original. How about Misery or Basic Instinct or that other famous one everyone talks about.

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

Right, because holding Paul Sheldon under duress implies a relationship. Basic Instinct doesn't count either because Bill Hicks gave it his three word review: "Piece of shit".

[–]Owenww 1 point2 points ago

I don't even one a gun, let alone many guns to necessitate the use of an entire rack!

[–]superlumenal 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure she has 2 cup sizes of padding on her chest.

[–]mack-megaton 0 points1 point ago

You've got your taxonomy all wrong here. THAT is a psycho hose beast.

[–]Speezix 1 point2 points ago

Psycho Hose Beast.

[–]DonnaHayward 0 points1 point ago

I think she's pretty attractive.

[–]_31415_ 0 points1 point ago

My favorite cinematic scene ever, to this date, is still when she hits the car while riding the bike.

"Hi, Wayne. Hiiiii." smash

[–]Chefmalex 0 points1 point ago

I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack...

[–]TheWhiteLarryBird 0 points1 point ago

You got me a gun rack?

[–]BobDucca 0 points1 point ago

And the term "Psycho Hose Beast" is born.

[–]MTGandP -1 points0 points ago

This isn't funny. It's just a picture of a person from a movie.

[–]Spacedoubt 0 points1 point ago

Hiiiiiiii Waaaaaayne. Hiiiiiiiii SLAM

[–]Deepsearacingmullet 0 points1 point ago

Schwiiiing

[–]Shockyjoe 0 points1 point ago

A gun rack?! I don't own "ah" gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!

[–]NOMEANSNO08 0 points1 point ago

i'd fap to her. zang!!!!

[–]Hewbajewb 0 points1 point ago

Let's see how many times we can find the gun rack quote, the severed head quote and the net quote somewhere in these comments.

Begin!

[–]riverstyxxx 1 point2 points ago

43, but I havent refreshed in almost 50 seconds.

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

I never did understand what his problem was with stacy, the movie never explained where it all went wrong. She has a rocking body, a cute face and she's a ginger. I'd stick my dick in crazy and deal with it..for a while, anyway. Until my very own Tia Carrere fell out of the sky and into my lap.

Oh wait, that was stacy too..nevermind. Yeah, party on.

[–]Batticon 0 points1 point ago

She is hot.

[–]abdieljustwill 0 points1 point ago

She's actually quite attractive.... I have something that will necessitate her rack. Excellent.

[–]GISP 0 points1 point ago

Oddly enough, not 1 min ago i was thinking about re-watching Waynes World.

[–]KMFDM781 0 points1 point ago

same here...that's weird.

[–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

I do not even own a gun, let alone many guns which would necessitate an entire rack!

[–]futafan 0 points1 point ago

this movie sums up the 90's

[–]Imallama 0 points1 point ago

[–]patdotcom 0 points1 point ago

This one's another classic

[–]zhiggins72 0 points1 point ago

Why can't it just be "attached girlfriend"? "overly" is just unnecessary and doesn't really make any sense. Siamese twins aren't overly attached at the hip, they are just attached at the hip.

[–]wheresvito 0 points1 point ago

YES!! I've been waiting for someone to reference Wayne's world!!

[–]Shhiru 0 points1 point ago

This pic reminds me of a game called 'Get Down Mr President!'

[–]Austin_Destroyer 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trppmdm 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain to mean what she meant by gun rack. Dildos?

[–]UberGoatx 0 points1 point ago

She's cute.

[–]PandaCookies 0 points1 point ago

A GUN RACK.

[–]atacotaco 0 points1 point ago

shaa

[–]SDcowboy82 0 points1 point ago

I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

[–]powerMETALtony 0 points1 point ago

What am i going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own "Ah" gun, let alone many, that would necessitate and entire rack.

[–]bonnielovesclyde 0 points1 point ago

Hey Mr. Donut head man, who's trying to kill you? I don't know, but he better not. Reh reh. Reh! !

[–]trolljake 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah i posted stacy when Overly attached girlfriend got popular.Titled the original Overly attached girlfriend and it got only one upvote.

[–]TheShittyBeatles 0 points1 point ago

I would be remiss if I did not post in this thread.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Hosebeast alert!

[–]BobbyMcPrescott 0 points1 point ago

If you want to know where all of someone's guns are, buy them a gun rack. Wayne's greatest mistake was admitting he had none.

Wayne's World 3: Misery

[–]Scadilla 0 points1 point ago

I see this on a regular basis. A reference from a popular comment in a recent thread gets posted as original content like a day later. You're pretty much just pointing out Whatlauradid already stated in the "The ORIGINAL Overly Attached Girlfriend" post. And even that post wasn't new.

[–]theblackestbrotha 1 point2 points ago

A gun rack? A gun rack....I don't even own AH gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

[–]TheygotgunsKorben 0 points1 point ago

you are the cancer that is killing reddit

[–]mastersterling 0 points1 point ago

I don't even own ah gun

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago