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Fuck urbanization. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rotten_miracles 74 points75 points ago

Looks more like suburbanization.

[–]approvalmonster 28 points29 points ago

My thoughts exactly. Well-planned urbanization doesn't lead to sprawling parking lots.

[–]Anthropax 5 points6 points ago

But where does car park?

[–]N0V0w3ls 5 points6 points ago

In urbanization...nowhere.

[–]champselysees 7 points8 points ago

Public transportation, mixed use buildings and zoning, walkable areas, and where needed, street side parking reduce the need for sprawling parking lots.

[–]roflocalypselol 1 point2 points ago

Underground, or use transit.

[–]Hrodrik 1 point2 points ago

How can she slap?

[–]taelor 2 points3 points ago

am I the only one who thinks cities are actually the best thing for nature? if we just start scaling up, instead of out, don't we leave a lot more land untouched?

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 0 points1 point ago

The guy who owns the buildings gets to take most of the wealth from the people who need to live in them. Hooray!

[–]waaaghbosss 3 points4 points ago

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh, I suppose you, and almost the entire urban planning field.

[–]veggiesama -1 points0 points ago

Every single time I think of something clever like this, someone beats me to it like you did.

[–]toasterb 2 points3 points ago

yeah, I had the same thought, but I was happy to see that someone who feels the same way so close to the top of the comments.

Go Urbanization! Booooo Suburbanization!

[–]Cheddarwurst 295 points296 points ago

Fuck geese, those things are fucking assholes.

[–]mileylols 83 points84 points ago

And they shit everywhere

[–]jimflaigle 9 points10 points ago

I took my parents to the Statue of Liberty once. We came around the corner, and there was a pile of green slime. I mean something you would have to clean up with a bulldozer. I had to explain to mom what kind of animal could do such a thing.

[–]has_10_usernames 5 points6 points ago

Go on..

[–]jimflaigle 13 points14 points ago

... Geese.

[–]thumper242 34 points35 points ago

Fuck humans.
They put their asphalt strips EVERYWHERE!
Right through the goose shit patches!

[–]geoman2k 2 points3 points ago

asphalt strips allow for smooth cycling.

cycling is synonymous with happiness.

asphalt strips are great things.

[–]thumper242 3 points4 points ago

The cyclist in me cannot deny it.

[–]Chazzey_dude 3 points4 points ago

My friend and I used to play around on scooters, around his house. There was this one strip of asphalt to which we'd go every time. After the roughness of the cobblestone, the asphalt was orgasmic.

[–]thumper242 3 points4 points ago

I get that every time I ride through Forest Park. There is a long road through it that is mostly gravel and hard packed rock. Then you get to the end and ASPHALT.
It's almost unnervingly smooth after being rattled to death for an hour.

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    [–]dragoneagle11 1 point2 points ago

    Especially during fall. They shit all over the fields and trails.

    [–]CloudMage1 1 point2 points ago

    yes asshole birds! mosey on into the middle of the road and just stand there looking at you

    [–]Dalisca 1 point2 points ago

    They shit like small dogs.

    [–]Synapse7777 25 points26 points ago

    We have loads of geese at work in the pond between buildings, these fuckers really are the spawn of hell.

    [–]inflammable 12 points13 points ago

    I've seen quite a few corporate parks get a pair of nesting swans and set them up in the detention ponds. Those fuckers are so territorial and downright mean they scare the geese away. Not to mention they're pretty to look at.

    [–]Synapse7777 6 points7 points ago

    They tried to scare them away with fake floating alligator heads, the geese were not impressed.

    [–]wallyvonwalters 2 points3 points ago

    We had one in the parking lot of our local grocery store. Sat there for a month hissing at any car that came past. What a jerk goose.

    [–]naudsie 1 point2 points ago

    Hah. I live up in northern Indiana and there's a pond behind my apartment building. Last winter, the pond froze over and then the weather warmed up to the low 50s for about a week. So the ice was still there, but there was a layer of about an inch of water above it.

    Apparently all the incoming geese could see was the water as they came in for a landing.

    Oh, how I chuckled as I stood on my balcony watching those assholes face plant one after the other.

    [–]teepenny 0 points1 point ago

    What work do the geese do?

    [–]Synapse7777 0 points1 point ago

    Waste management, mostly.

    [–]Freddie_AppsHero 6 points7 points ago

    Indeed.

    [–]NinjaInYellow 10 points11 points ago

    As a child I wanted to feed a goose a piece of bread. You can bet it ended up with the whole loaf. They be vicious.

    [–]Contero 15 points16 points ago

    Geese man. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

    [–]big_onion 8 points9 points ago

    WHAAAAAT?

    [–]mcknicker 11 points12 points ago

    aw yiss

    [–]sidney_crago 5 points6 points ago

    some mothafuckin' bread crumbs

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      [–]pacman42 3 points4 points ago

      Seriously I didnt think a species could get worse than humans but geese found a way.

      [–]wallyvonwalters 5 points6 points ago

      That's all I came here to say. Although in Canada we call them Canadian Geese and just assume that everyone does, even in the US.

      [–]kryonik 5 points6 points ago

      I hate to be semantic but it's actually Canada geese. I didn't learn this until a couple years ago.

      [–]wallyvonwalters 1 point2 points ago

      By all means, I appreciate it! You're completely right, just types differently than I say it I guess

      [–]CarolineTurpentine 0 points1 point ago

      I hate to be semantic but it's actually traffic stopping demon spawn form hell. Most impolite Canadians ever!

      [–]Cheddarwurst 2 points3 points ago

      yeah, they're canadian geese. That doesn't help matters.

      [–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 1 point2 points ago

      They're not real good at saying sorry.

      [–]Pergatory 2 points3 points ago

      From the States here. We call them Canadian Geese as well, although I had always assumed you just call them "Geese" in Canada. TIL!

      [–]manbearpig1204 8 points9 points ago

      I once pulled up to a flock of geese in a rental car. I thought they were going to move, so I stopped the car, the proceeding to floor it towards them. I hit 10MPH, hitting several geese. They literally just bounced off the car and rolled. They got up, unscathed, and stood there. I then proceeded through the opening I created by hitting the geese. I contest, geese are fucking assholes.

      [–]BobbyD84 2 points3 points ago

      I always give geese a "tap honk" in an effort to make them think we speak the same language.

      [–]Kieran676 0 points1 point ago

      That mental picture is fucking hilarious

      [–]fr33th1nk3r 0 points1 point ago

      I decided to not stop when I came across a flock of geese in the park, thinking they would move. They didn't move, and dozens of small children on the playground were scarred by what happened next. Geese are not only assholes, they make me feel like an asshole.

      [–]Oxyuscan 1 point2 points ago

      By "I contest geese are assholes" you are saying that you are willing to argue that they are indeed NOT assholes. I think you mean "I can attest geese are assholes"

      Like you can attest that jerk pedants like me will correct your English on reddit. Sorry :/

      [–]manbearpig1204 0 points1 point ago

      Finally! It's about time someone pointed my mistake out, and I thank you. It's been bothering me as of five minutes after posting it, so I just abandoned the idea of editing.

      [–]Im_A_GOOSE 2 points3 points ago

      Well fuck you too buddy

      [–]Synapse7777 0 points1 point ago

      If you weren't a goose Id say well played sir.

      [–]jonastio 0 points1 point ago

      Grab a laser pointer and shine it on their backs. They'll peck at themselves until you're laughing too hard to hold it straight.

      [–]hoochiscraazy 1 point2 points ago

      There's a load of geese on my uni's campus and i can confirm that yeh, they are massive assholes. There was one last year that sat outside the exit of one of the buildings, hidden behind a bit of wall and squawked(?) really fucking loudly at people as they left. Many bricks were shat. In fairness to it though that was pretty funny..

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      A friend of mine recently had to out-intimidate a nesting mother goose so that she would let him get to his car door.

      [–]shadowlich 0 points1 point ago

      I for one love them(they are canadas secret plan to destroy the usa).

      [–]mcknicker 1 point2 points ago

      Plus they're jerks when giving anal.

      [–]Synapse7777 0 points1 point ago

      Dont even have the goddamn common courtesy to give you a reach around!

      [–]SAINT_MAYONNAISE -1 points0 points ago

      As someone who has had geese attack their car and chase them through their work parking lot, I concur.

      [–]Lemon_Tile 0 points1 point ago

      Seriously, whenever they decide to hang out on the sidewalk I have to bike in the grass just to avoid their flapping, hissing, running fury!

      [–]poor_impulsecontrol 1 point2 points ago

      canada can have those annoying little douchebags back. and while they're at it they can take justin bieber too

      [–]Lame-Duck -1 points0 points ago

      I just came to post this exact comment! I wish I had a million up-votes.

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        [–]StewieBanana 145 points146 points ago

        This title is more pathetic than the crying indian.

        [–]Tree-eeeze 36 points37 points ago

        While OP likely reaps all the benefits from the very thing he childishly decries. Let's all go back to log cabins so we can witness his disappointment that Reddit's loading too slow for him now.

        [–]michfreak 4 points5 points ago

        I thought that the title was more of a humorous "fuck da po-lice", but from a goose's perspective.

        On a different note, is it goose's, or goose'? Semantically saying "goose" as a possessive makes sense, but writing it doesn't.

        [–]CaesarOrgasmus 0 points1 point ago

        It's goose's.

        [–]michfreak 0 points1 point ago

        Well that's dumb!

        [–]frechet 1 point2 points ago

        Why did this get downvoted? I legitimately thought this too.

        [–]Hrodrik -3 points-2 points ago

        Yeah, because the only alternative to slapping concrete over everything is going back to hunting-gathering.

        [–]Semajal 1 point2 points ago

        I find myself not worrying to much about this sort of thing. I just picture nature going "I can wait, I will outlast you all, bwaa ha ha"

        [–]TotallyKidding 99 points100 points ago

        Fuck urbanization, unless you are talking about the home I live in, the car I drive, the stores I shop at, etc.

        [–]enum5345 7 points8 points ago

        I think the title was meant to be words coming from the goose.

        [–]CarolineTurpentine 2 points3 points ago

        I think he was talking as if he were the goose.

        [–]Mansyn 5 points6 points ago

        Don't forget my favorite apple store, and the slave labor factory it builds it's products in. Love me some Facebook!

        [–]girlwhodidyourhair -4 points-3 points ago

        Calm down, you don't need to bring up your displaced anger at Apple every chance that you get.

        [–]SaxyTimeReloaded -2 points-1 points ago

        It's shit like that, that makes me hate reddit.

        [–]hjf11393 -1 points0 points ago

        The websites I post on...

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          [–]thematta 40 points41 points ago

          Optimistic goose returns

          [–]Zoren 12 points13 points ago

          in a repost

          [–]realtimmahh 8 points9 points ago

          Yea, and I prefer optimistic goose over fuck urbanization!

          [–]MBuddah 3 points4 points ago

          ... to shit all over my golf course

          [–]stephentszuter 33 points34 points ago

          Urbanization? There are no buildings, this is a parking lot, in which there are no cars or people. Urbanization is about bringing people closer together in more dense settings, thus reducing suburban expansion and helping natural habitats return to their original statuses.

          This is suburbanization/suburban sprawl.

          [–]deadlyminnow 1 point2 points ago

          Lavish this man with upvotes! Yay Human Geography!

          [–]coned88 -1 points0 points ago

          suburban

          [–]Append-To-File 17 points18 points ago

          If you park like that you're a fucking goose.

          [–]drunk_otter -1 points0 points ago

          Looks like someone's trying trapped_in_reddit's karmaharvesting trick.

          Step 1. Find on karamadecay

          Step 2. Repost top comment

          [–]gatorblu 28 points29 points ago

          This is stupid.

          [–]Juffin 10 points11 points ago

          At the last time this post got 2500+ points. Lets see what happens now. proof

          [–]iGotChubs4You 1 point2 points ago

          Dude who gives a fuck. Honestly.

          If you spent less time on Reddit this wouldn't be such an issue for you.

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            [–]KirbStompKillah 6 points7 points ago

            Ya waterfowl will land on anything with water

            Including sewage processing ponds...

            [–]TheDarkSpud 5 points6 points ago

            Ahm just sittin in turd water

            [–]alexschmitz 8 points9 points ago

            Fuck geese! those guys suck.

            [–]malbrecht92 1 point2 points ago

            I swear there's more geese then people on my campus

            [–]Frank_JWilson 6 points7 points ago

            uWaterloo?

            [–]olcoil2 2 points3 points ago

            went to Waterloo. Reminded of a story of a kid we had from Africa that knew how to hunt and cook wild fowl. He made some nice geese soup, cus u know, students.

            [–]NothingCleverAtAll 1 point2 points ago

            Fuck urbanization? This guy found a hot tub. I say thanks urbanization!

            [–]tempered_martensite 3 points4 points ago

            The shadow of the lightpost looked like a swastika at first glance

            [–]gzafiris -1 points0 points ago

            Damn, beat my by a minute. That's what I thought at first too lol ._.

            [–]Z-Ninja 3 points4 points ago

            Believe it or not, parking lots are a huge problem for ducks, geese, etc. Particularly when it's extremely hot outside. We've all seen the water mirage on the road. Now image the same mirage, but over an entire parking lot. Confusion is bound to follow.

            [–]squiggilysk33t 4 points5 points ago

            As a Michiganer, fuck Canadian geese. They're flying rats.

            [–]jonastio 6 points7 points ago

            They should rename canadian geese. Those assholes don't apologize for a goddamn thing.

            [–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

            Optimism.

            [–]knobbysideup 0 points1 point ago

            How I feel about this dry summer as a whitewater kayaker. :-(

            [–]Denten 2 points3 points ago

            Challenging civilization? So brave

            [–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

            So brave

            woo-woo-woo

            .

            [–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

            What a stupid, and thoughtless title, to go with a completely unrelated image.

            [–]sgtpartydawg 2 points3 points ago

            /r/firstworldanarchists

            [–]mini-you 0 points1 point ago

            "Fuck Urbanization" he said after leaving the air conditioned store and walked to his car.

            [–]foelopiantube 5 points6 points ago

            Fuck urbanization Fuck invasive species

            [–]Tea_Vea 2 points3 points ago

            Upvo- wait, you mean humans, right?

            [–]EvensonRDS 2 points3 points ago

            This pictures not funny.

            [–]NotDeadJustSlob 0 points1 point ago

            Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

            title comnts points age /r/
            Optimistic goose. 393coms 2319pts 4mos funny

            source: karmadecay

            [–]Its_Ackbar 0 points1 point ago

            "Park here they said. There's some water, they said."

            [–]elbac14 -1 points0 points ago

            FTFY Suburbanization

            [–]wretcheddawn 0 points1 point ago

            What the duck?

            [–]TheMattSink 0 points1 point ago

            "They see me rollin"

            [–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

            Original

            [–]capt_slim -1 points0 points ago

            Fuck cry babies

            [–]BakedGood -1 points0 points ago

            Geese are just about the only animal I've nearly come to blows with on multiple occasions.

            Fuck Geese.

            [–]More_Cheepa 0 points1 point ago

            Not sure if that's water

            [–]fluffy402 -1 points0 points ago

            Geese love the cities. Nobody wants to shoot them there. So yeah, fuck urbanization for ruining my hunting season.

            [–]BakedGood 1 point2 points ago

            Oh yes we do. We just can't.

            [–]jschulter 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah, it's really fucking illegal here. Might even be a felony.

            [–]brewerbeast105 0 points1 point ago

            haters gonna hate

            [–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

            haters gonna hate

            buzz

            buzz

            buzz

            .

            [–]trabajaba -1 points0 points ago

            fuck suburbanization*

            [–]yeah_fuck_stuff -1 points0 points ago

            Yeah! Fuck urbanization!

            [–]Captain_Aizen -1 points0 points ago

            Yea, I agree with OP. FUCK urbanization.

            [sent from a house with electricity and a broadband connection]

            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

            (sub)urbanization.

            [–]_it_was_me 0 points1 point ago

            Look at that asshole park job.

            [–]Commentkarmabedamned 0 points1 point ago

            These geese fly hundreds, maybe thousands of miles. It may be just resting on the way.

            [–]Eroc531 0 points1 point ago

            I'm sure I'm not the first, but I was more focused on the car 1/2 parked in the space.

            [–]assblaster7 -1 points0 points ago

            I assume that the OP thinks that this goose is sitting in the puddle in the middle of the parking lot because someone built it on top of what used to be a pond. The truth is, this isn't a sad picture of how we are destroying the wildlife.

            It is a picture of a goose (probably male) guarding it's territory. It's female has nested somewhere around that area and the male is sitting guard. They do this all the time in many areas. Canadian geese are also very adaptable to urban areas, hence the reason why you see them all over the goddamn place.

            TL;DR - OP's title is stupid.

            [–]_TheFifth_ -1 points0 points ago

            Oh God, not ANOTHER Occupy Rally?

            [–]ndanick 0 points1 point ago

            All I could see is the horrible parking job of the car in the background. Like half way in the spot...

            [–]devioustrevor 0 points1 point ago

            Did anyone else do a double-take of the street light shadow thinking it was a swastika?

            [–]W02T 0 points1 point ago

            That's SUBurbanization! Definitely f*ck that.

            [–]wheelies152 -1 points0 points ago

            Fuck birds

            [–]kareemabduljabbq 1 point2 points ago

            they took a paradise, and put in a parking lot.

            [–]KingofCraigland -1 points0 points ago

            Yesterday I watched a goose take a drink out of a dirty little puddle when fucking Lake Michigan was only 20 feet to its right. Fuck geese, they stupid.

            [–]Nostrometheus -1 points0 points ago

            The goose can just go to a pond or something. It's the goose's choice.

            [–]BigFlyForMarkTrumbo -1 points0 points ago

            what do you mean, canada geese love urbanization. They are attracted to our well manicured school yards/golf courses/company property. These places often also have fresh water near by, and sometimes easy food.

            if anything, you should be saying fuck urbanization cause you're being terrorized by all these psycho geese who love chilling on human land

            [–]MPair-E -1 points0 points ago

            This title is the kind of shit you'd write on your social studies folder in 10th grade, rebel rebel.

            Every once in a while, a post like this makes it to the front page and I'm reminded that Reddit is full of people far younger than me...

            [–]teamstepdad 0 points1 point ago

            Godammnit I am so sick of reposts. RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

            [–]jfa1985 1 point2 points ago

            I don't think you can decry urbanization/suburban sprawl by using a picture depicting what is for all intents and purposes an invasive species.

            [–]onepoint21jiggawatts 0 points1 point ago

            i liked the other title of the original post better.

            [–]Kohuded 0 points1 point ago

            Wait what? Don't people get that the title is sarcastic?

            [–]hewittpgh 1 point2 points ago

            Trust me when I say this: Canadian Geese can screw off. I hate them so much. Beautiful to look at, horrible to be around. They are vicious, and they make a TERRIFYING mess. Feathers, crap, and worse all around the parks.

            Screw Canadia...n Geese.

            [–]DALAILAMADINGDONG 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck that goose! Give me my urbanization and make it rapid!

            [–]stevesy17 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah! Let's all get in our cars and drive to an anti urbanization rally!

            [–]TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 0 points1 point ago

            Posted from a manufactured computer... from a building.... with electricity... must I go on?

            [–]Higlac 0 points1 point ago

            Fun fact: More geese live/stop for the night/roost in the city now because of the lack of predators, natural or otherwise.

            [–]BoilerMaker11 1 point2 points ago

            fuck Canada geese

            [–]Vartash 0 points1 point ago

            yes

            this

            winged rats

            [–]BlastMeBagpipes 1 point2 points ago

            Fuck you. Let's kill you, burn down YOUR fucking house and make it into a goose conservation. No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

            [–]Burf-_- 0 points1 point ago

            Haters gonna hate.

            [–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

            Goose: I am pretty sure this pond was bigger when I was a gosling.

            [–]derphoenix 0 points1 point ago

            this goose surely is a optimist

            [–]islanderguy6 0 points1 point ago

            Was I the only one who thought the shadow of the light was a swastika at first glance?

            [–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

            Your title is bad, and this isn't the right subreddit for it.

            [–]Hotrootsoup 0 points1 point ago

            More like duck urbanization!

            [–]SolDios 0 points1 point ago

            Three Percent of the earth is Urban, stop whining! Fuck geese they prolly nest in way more than that

            [–]Dave_Rules 0 points1 point ago

            Please...post some pictures of your log cabin in the woods. Like your daily routine isn't 100% dependent on urbanization.

            [–]Alexandur 0 points1 point ago

            Seriously. Let's stop the advancement of the human race so that asshole geese can live more comfortably.

            [–]Sommerfaq 0 points1 point ago

            Hey OP, fuck you. Hypocritical AssWipe.

            [–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

            Back in my day there was a lake here, water as far as the eye could see.

            [–]GrayTiger44 0 points1 point ago

            WWI german lamp!

            [–]bestbiff 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck urbanization because a Canadian Goose is chilling in a parking lot. Kaayyyy

            [–]pourhouse 0 points1 point ago

            Duck Authority!

            [–]Oxyuscan 0 points1 point ago

            The stupid fucking goose migrates hundreds of miles a year and it chooses to land in a puddle.

            [–]electric_beaver 0 points1 point ago

            I've never seen these geese in masses at a nature reserve or provincial park. But go to a shitty-ass city park and there are thousands. I think they are doing ok.

            [–]jbg89 0 points1 point ago

            -Posted via Ipad in starbucks

            [–]xSpeed 0 points1 point ago

            Repost?

            [–]x97dbones 0 points1 point ago

            yeah... fuck going to the grocery store.. those shits use parking lots and trucks and highways.. fuck going to work.. they have a god damn parking lot.. this shit sucks.. im going to go home and bitch on the internet because at least that never caused any of this.... you fucking retard go fuck yourself because that is the extent of you intellectualism.

            [–]jumajuma 0 points1 point ago

            That goose is obviously retarded. You dont see any other geese trying to swim on pavement do you?

            [–]Schinus99 0 points1 point ago

            I responded to a flooding building last year - fire sprinkler pipe outside had come apart, huge pool of water next to building, 3" of water inside. In the middle of the shit storm, 2 ducks walked around the corner of the building, swam across the giant puddle, and walked off into the parking lot. A little surrealism takes the edge off a shitty day.

            [–]Goblicon 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck you and the goose

            [–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

            FUCK THE POLICE!

            [–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

            Geese are cunts.

            [–]deidru 0 points1 point ago

            Fuck those geese. We have plenty of farm/woods and lakes and oceans yet those mother fuckers still hang around the mall trying to ruin the day. They nest right near the store entrances just waiting for you, ready to honk and chase you. animal control removes them, they're back within a week. Then fuck it if someone one. Then they are off on a crusade to attack any car that goes near them. What assholes

            [–]hesgotabicycle 0 points1 point ago

            this is likely to be completely missed, but i feel as though you all need to understand whats actually happening here.

            this entire area used to be a marsh, populated by many kinds of animals. alot of them now return and are unsure how to handle it. they often get very defensive and attack nearby people.

            i feel bad for them, while you're all calling them assholes, when we flattened their home into a parking lot. real logic right there.

            edit: typos

            [–]staypuftmallows7 0 points1 point ago

            That goose couldn't have just found a bathroom or something?

            [–]DraxTheDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

            :(

            [–]bluesmurf 0 points1 point ago

            How do you know that puddle isn't EXACTLY what that goose was searching for?

            [–]Spazit -1 points0 points ago

            This duck is a /r/firstworldanarchists

            [–]Frank_JWilson 6 points7 points ago

            Dat ain't no duck.

            [–]Spazit 1 point2 points ago

            When it's three am enough, everything with wings is a duck to me.

            [–]PorchMonkeyKike 0 points1 point ago

            It can hang out here

            [–]Juffin -1 points0 points ago

            it already does

            [–]BendTime 1 point2 points ago

            ♫ They paved paradise to put up a parking lot. mmmm.. la la la la ♫

            [–]DreamoftheEndless 1 point2 points ago

            You know what? The chances are that that goose is an invasive species. They have spread far beyond their natrual habitat!

            [–]wtf81 1 point2 points ago

            fuck canadian geese

            [–]El_Rey_de_Reyes 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah, because without urbanization we'd be living in shacks in the forest...

            [–]Goico -1 points0 points ago

            From another point of view, this is really sad. (perhaps there is a lake at 200 ft but if you abstract the picture, it can be really sad)

            [–]Entershikari -1 points0 points ago

            I'm very sad because of this picture poor baby :(

            [–]jschulter 1 point2 points ago

            That appears to be a Canada Goose. They're awful mess-making toxic dicks, not "poor babies". That thing is probably more than happy where it is too; the fuckers do far too well in urban environments.

            [–]weasel-like -2 points-1 points ago

            These geese are the only asshole Canadians.

            [–]Ubermensch655321 -1 points0 points ago

            Yeah I wish everyone had to live like impoverished chinamen. Well everyone besides me, I like the internet and MacDonalds.

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