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Can't a guy just get his handsome on? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]macrael 139 points140 points ago

Source: http://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/235784771484139522

[–]wonderless2686 47 points48 points ago

Fuck! Even when it's not Rob Delaney, it's still Rob Delaney.

[–]Hubso 15 points16 points ago

He's too witty to ever worry about being handsome.

[–]walterdonnydude 2 points3 points ago

"Even when Lou's doing Bowie, he's still doing Lou." "Yeah, if you like Lou."

[–]ohhhfoshooo[S] 42 points43 points ago

Damn it! Even when you think you found OC on FB, it's not OC. My apologies, sir.

[–]WhipIash 15 points16 points ago

Didn't you get the memo? No one's creating OC anymore.

[–]prose-before-hoes 29 points30 points ago

Except for Rob Delaney

[–]jetpack_operation 7 points8 points ago

WELCOME TO THE OC, BITCH.

[–]illegal_deagle 4 points5 points ago

Don't call it that.

[–]WhipIash 3 points4 points ago

It's difficult to be original...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 3 points4 points ago

Just remember that nothing on Facebook is ever original content.

[–]IdealizedSalt 9 points10 points ago

Send this to the motherfucking top. Stealing jokes from the World's Greatest Twitterer is not OK, and I refuse to stand for it.

[–]BigBadMrBitches 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad that his twitcon is still him in a speedo.

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    [–]leedorham 814 points815 points ago

    Man I love how people are verbing adjectives these days. I wish I could awesome like that.

    [–]Emelius 134 points135 points ago

    As a linguist, I fucking love it. The English language used to be so much more relaxed and free back when Shakespeare was creating nouns (Such as "eyeball"), then afterward we hit a dry period. Now its all back and I'm fucking loving it.

    [–]Lupinefiasco 68 points69 points ago

    That's what you say now, but just wait until the next Shakespeare rewrites the old works. "Yo, Hamlet, step off. I'm just tryna get my grind on with yo mom. Don't hate the playa, hate the game."

    [–]ariiiiigold 86 points87 points ago

    "You ain't ma nigga no more Hamlet. I bite my thumb at yo faggot ass. #YOLO"

    [–]iaman00b 4 points5 points ago

    Bitch be complaining too much, I'm saying tho.

    Edit: Apparently this is one Shakespeare quote that's hard to recognize?

    [–]Crimfresh 7 points8 points ago

    If it makes you feel better, that's the only one I recognized. Reddit doth protest too much.

    [–]callius 8 points9 points ago

    That actually reads pretty similar to Middle English, surprisingly enough.

    [–]aroy220 8 points9 points ago

    It's true. My English professor was an expert on Anglo-Saxon languages and he would always say the structure of middle english is most similar to ebonics, back when ebonics was a thing.

    [–]igor_mortis 7 points8 points ago

    back in the days of the ebonic plague.

    (well, it was also called the black plague)

    yes, yes, i know - "bubonic". it's a joke. for laughing purposes.

    [–]Ju9iter 18 points19 points ago

    Dumb bitch Ophelia gone and done drowned herself

    [–]brandonfalcon 1 point2 points ago

    she's a stupid betch

    [–]dollarduration 6 points7 points ago

    I still agree with Emelius. The more words people create, the more meanings there are. When people discover that they can create connotations of class and status by using certain new words over others, the "Yo Hamlet" stuff will be confined only to those that don't know how they come off (which is ... as stupid).

    As an aside, I was hanging out with a bunch of Brits a couple of weeks ago and learned what "common" words are. "Common" words are words that low-class people use to try to seem high-class, but they come off as ridiculous because they aren't "doing it right." Usually these words are french-sounding like "toilet" or "pardon." Just thought that that was kind of interesting, because it made me realize that actually we kind of have that in the states as well. For instance, girls that use the word "classy" usually are showing themselves to not be. In a sense, the word "classy" is common, while the word "poise" is not. Just sort of an interesting thing I learned.

    [–]mthmchris 1 point2 points ago

    As a random aside, I think anyone that could execute writing something in both ebonics and iambic pentameter would be awesome.

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      [–]igor_mortis 2 points3 points ago

      languages constantly evolving. people using it make a language. i find this a tricky issue because it also includes bad grammar/spelling which has become commonly used (your/you're, should of, etc.).

      as a linguist, i think you'll agree with me that language is full of words that have come down to us corrupted, misheard from other languages and even assigned to the wrong meaning, but they are now the accepted standard (sorry, no examples come to mind ATM).

      so, well i don't really have a point to make. but ironically there are many people who are conservative about language because they love it. it is ironic because a lot of the vocabulary they love and consider "proper english" came from possibly semi-illiterate people who didn't care that much about language.

      [–]CranberryBogMonster 5 points6 points ago

      It's because of language nazis and prescriptivists. Stuff evolves and changes naturally, but you're always going to have to put up with whining from people who say, "UGH, EVERYONE IS USING 'LITERALLY' THE WRONG WAY, IT CAN'T MEAN ITS OWN OPPOSITE!"

      Sorry, of course it can. People use it that way, all the time. That's how language works. If people say stuff enough, it becomes part of the language. That is how it has been since people first started speaking, it's not some annoying trend people you've encountered in the past 20 years invented.

      [–]igor_mortis 6 points7 points ago

      speaking of grammar nazis, i came across this yesterday.

      it's true that vocabulary is created by the people using it, but all these "wrong" words we have with corrupted spelling and meaning have come down to us from a time that was like a lawless wild west. i think we can say English (for example) has reached a certain maturity and stability.

      so maybe in our present age we can consider laying down some rules. new words are still added because people use them ("tweeting" has a very specific meaning now in 2012. or is that "twitting" lol) but we should not rush to add "should of" and flip "your" with "you're" in the dictionary simply because "everyone" is saying them that way.

      i don't know if this is already how it is, but i read somewhere that (some) dictionaries simply require a word to appear enough times (in print, for example) to become eligible for inclusion. i hope they are not reading youtube comments in that case.

      tl;dr: good new words - definitely. words that people misuse or misspell - of course not.

      [–]Sector_Corrupt 9 points10 points ago

      Though it's also tricky. Sometimes there are good reasons to try and resist a word changing it's meaning. Sometimes it's the only word that currently describes something, and people are generalizing it so that it merely becomes a synonym for a word/words we already have. That's sort of lame, because we're losing expressiveness in the language. However, when descriptivism leads to greater expression that shit is fantastic.

      [–]CranberryBogMonster 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah, but language really just tends to change to reflect people's needs and idiosyncrasies, which is awesome and not something to be lamented.

      Words gain or lose meanings all the time. It happens, and it doesn't really affect the language's ability to express ideas or for people to understand things. Like with my example, it's not as though "literal" doesn't still have its original meaning and we've lost all ways to express that idea.

      If there's a word needed for something, it will either exist or be created. We'll really never just not have a way to say something.

      [–]johnlukepicard 3 points4 points ago

      no way speak double plus ungood

      [–]Venerac 1 point2 points ago

      This is how I feel about the word "troll"

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          [–]flapsmcgee 1258 points1259 points ago

          You just need to faggot less

          [–]leedorham 457 points458 points ago

          I'm efforting, but I was born with too much suck.

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          [–]SRS270 154 points155 points ago

          Just start broing, your efforts will harden.

          [–]Wild2098 109 points110 points ago

          You all hipster way too much.

          [–]mattattaxx 75 points76 points ago

          He's not hipstering, he's broing.

          [–]captainmorgan23 52 points53 points ago

          I stopped hipstering when others hipstered all the time, THAT'S how hipster i am.

          [–]mattattaxx 42 points43 points ago

          Hipstering never becomes prevalent, because then it stops hipstering itself. It paradoxes instead.

          [–]killpacker 8 points9 points ago

          Hipsters gonna hip

          [–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

          My head hurts. Everyone on this page is now dumber for having read through this thread. I award you no upvotes, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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            [–]Bloodfeastisleman 3 points4 points ago

            I was hipstering before hipstering was cool

            [–]FreakLawyer 0 points1 point ago

            Now that's a prime example of true hipstering. You authentic pretty well.

            [–]CranberryBogMonster 4 points5 points ago

            In my head, instead of reading the word 'broing' as 'bro-ing', I read it like it rhymes with 'boing' instead.

            "BROING!"

            [–]uptwolait 4 points5 points ago

            Statusing here for future comment locationing.

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                [–]Mr_Big_Potatoes 18 points19 points ago

                If you just harden the effort, your suck will help you faggot less and the awesome will commence.

                [–]IDe- 15 points16 points ago

                ARE YOU IMPLYING FELLATIO? CAUSE I THINK YOU*RE IMPLYING FELLATIO

                [–]64oz_Slurprise 9 points10 points ago

                ⊙︿⊙ Wat?

                [–]Mr_Big_Potatoes 4 points5 points ago

                I wasn't implying, but now I have read it back.... probably.

                [–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

                Why is your apostrophe an asterisk?

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                  [–]notarapist72 3 points4 points ago

                  I have a RAGING bro right now..

                  [–]NateOrDie 4 points5 points ago

                  Just popped a Broner

                  [–]MMZephyr 0 points1 point ago

                  Into a penis.

                  [–]dlandrso 3 points4 points ago

                  Metapod used HARDEN

                  [–]WarnerVonBraun 0 points1 point ago

                  Now sounding you're like stackoverflow posters

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                    [–]ubersaurus 19 points20 points ago

                    He needs to stop OPing

                    [–]spiderspit 4 points5 points ago

                    nice 4Chan.

                    [–]Sir_Marcus 5 points6 points ago

                    Maybe you should stop homophobing.

                    [–]DropsTheMic 3 points4 points ago

                    I never really understood why people think "handsome" is a compliment. If you are attractive enough to warrant sexytimes with one woman, it is a twosome. Sex with 2 women it is a threesome. Sex by yourself... Well, I guess that makes you handsome.

                    [–]avicenna90 29 points30 points ago

                    HAHAHAHA get it? because HAND!!!! it means you masturbate

                    [–]parsimonious -1 points0 points ago

                    I prefer being toothsome.

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                        [–]anmoyunos 13 points14 points ago

                        Verbing weirds language.

                        [–]Fambida 13 points14 points ago

                        Weirding language is fun.

                        [–]correctsyourquotes 13 points14 points ago

                        "Verbing weirds language."

                        • Calvin (Bill Watterson)

                        [–]ZenBerzerker 0 points1 point ago

                        Weirding language is fun.

                        His name is a killing word!

                        [–]Seeing_Blue -1 points0 points ago

                        Semi-relevant Stephen Fry link

                        [–]thumper242 0 points1 point ago

                        Verbing weirds language.

                        [–]zuluthrone 1 point2 points ago

                        Or the nouning of verbs. I have so many hates over this meme about feels.

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                          [–]CaptainTaters 263 points264 points ago

                          If you can't get a girl then go home and use your handsome...

                          [–]drunkirish 157 points158 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/U0adw.png

                          [–]Se7en_Sinner 51 points52 points ago

                          The size and kerning on that hurts me...

                          [–]i_cry_evrytim_ 23 points24 points ago

                          Dat kern

                          [–]JordanBelcher 9 points10 points ago

                          Dat keming

                          [–]wickedalmond 0 points1 point ago

                          This hurts the sinner.

                          [–]GroovenileDelinquent 16 points17 points ago

                          Now I know why they call you handsome.

                          [–]Alex1609 20 points21 points ago

                          Two people having sex it's called twosome.

                          No, no it's not.

                          [–]stryder3323 7 points8 points ago

                          It is in La-La land.

                          And you don't know shit about La-La land.

                          [–]WorkoutProblems 13 points14 points ago

                          I tip my hat to you sir

                          [–]10lickstillfreedom 2 points3 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/pAu80.jpg

                          [–]spiderspit 1 point2 points ago

                          And have a handsome, I'd imagine.

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                            [–]AmpleWarning 24 points25 points ago

                            Sometimes when you have a dude doing his handsome2 thing next to you, it's a good thing. Either his handsome boosts your handsome by proximity (the Brad Pitt Effect), or he handsomes so hard that he burns out and ends up douchenozzling ("the Willis").

                            [–]terry_has_boots 4 points5 points ago

                            The first option you gave actually makes a lot of sense; this is only anecdotal, since I can't remember sources or anything, but I remember reading a study that indicated that rather than hanging around fat girls to make yourself look thinner, you should hang around thin girls because observers then associate you with your slimmer companions. It's an interesting area of study.

                            [–]marks-a-lot 14 points15 points ago

                            I believe Barney Stinson has a theory for this called The Cheerleader Effect.

                            [–]khdutton 108 points109 points ago

                            (•_•) I guess you could say…

                            ( •_•)>⌐■-■

                            (⌐■_■) he was G-Queued

                            [–]TheJVH 5 points6 points ago

                            Well this is just awesome.

                            [–]Bloomlandia 18 points19 points ago

                            YEEEEEAAAAAAA

                            [–]Possum_Pendulum 8 points9 points ago

                            http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

                            [–]herpelderpingston 2 points3 points ago

                            I should have known it was coming, but RIP eardrums

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                              [–]lethargicwalrus 45 points46 points ago

                              Sometimes I handsome so hard I pass out and wake up handsoming even harder than before.

                              [–]lonerball 42 points43 points ago

                              Was a Rob Delaney tweet. Come up with something original, or at least give him credit if you're gong to tweet it, and then post it on Reddit.

                              [–]magicbullets 2 points3 points ago

                              Why blur out his name, given that he has a public profile?

                              [–]lonerball 22 points23 points ago

                              That's not Rob Delaney.

                              [–]robcrusoe 3 points4 points ago

                              then who is dog?

                              [–]kkjini0330 2 points3 points ago

                              Colby

                              [–]You_Are_A_Bitch 3 points4 points ago

                              COLBY2012

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                                  [–]Geeoff359 5 points6 points ago

                                  Because the Facebook guy here was just copying it, that's not Rob Delaney.

                                  [–]magicbullets 1 point2 points ago

                                  Gotcha. No credit, ho hum...

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                                    [–]humble_braggart 16 points17 points ago

                                    At least you're rocking a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

                                    [–]_RyanS 9 points10 points ago

                                    Guys wearing bow ties seem to have a false impression that they are the best dressed and most classy guy in the room just because of that, but most of the time they look like a giant overdressed tool.

                                    [–]CranberryBogMonster 4 points5 points ago

                                    It's similar to the nerdy white guys + fedoras phenomenon. Almost any piece of fashion can be pulled off by someone with the right combination of confidence and attractiveness (not saying you have to be a god or anything, just need enough grooming and attention to detail to look presentable), but try telling that essential detail to the legions of dudes who think a poorly fitting fedora from K-Mart and a MLP t-shirt makes them look debonair.

                                    Nothing wrong with bow ties in the abstract, you gotta put work into making them work though and see whether they really suit you.

                                    [–]FishFingersNCustard 9 points10 points ago

                                    Bow tie. Get rid.

                                    [–]oniongasm 3 points4 points ago

                                    ... bow tie rejection and a Dr Who username AND cakeday????

                                    [–]FishFingersNCustard 2 points3 points ago

                                    Someone's been reading your Christmas list!

                                    [–]u0da2 2 points3 points ago

                                    Bow tie and a Fez

                                    [–]RetardedSnowman 10 points11 points ago

                                    How to handsome?

                                    [–]Bloodfeastisleman 15 points16 points ago

                                    Step 1: Be handsome

                                    Step 2: Don't not be handsome

                                    [–]Nedhudir 16 points17 points ago

                                    How is hanndsome formed?

                                    [–]LookyPeter 2 points3 points ago

                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGJXLxtVEo

                                    [–]CokeCanWine 2 points3 points ago

                                    I feel like this should be in a subreddit called r/mildlyamusing...I mean, it's sorta funny I guess.

                                    [–]cstrayer 1 point2 points ago

                                    There are days reddit feels like the Great Pacific Garbage Patch of the internet.

                                    [–]Greasy_Animal 9 points10 points ago

                                    I hate it when guys are a handsome and a half handsomer than me

                                    [–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 6 points7 points ago

                                    Full handsome more is worse.

                                    [–]i_cry_evrytim_ 5 points6 points ago

                                    Why can't I hold all these handsomes.

                                    [–]zombiesunlimited 3 points4 points ago

                                    Never go full handsome.

                                    [–]churro89 3 points4 points ago

                                    Jefferey Winger, is that you?

                                    [–]Nomakeme 3 points4 points ago

                                    I had this experience in Iceland. I'm a decent looking Red-haired Irish American girl, but when those Viking goddesses would stand next to me, I'd feel like I needed a paper bag for my head.

                                    [–]schattenteufel 3 points4 points ago

                                    No way. Redhead always trumps blonde.

                                    [–]Nomakeme 1 point2 points ago

                                    They were redheads too. :(

                                    [–]illumintai 0 points1 point ago

                                    are we talking about masturbation ?

                                    [–]roottootpointshoot 2 points3 points ago

                                    Do, or do not. There is no try.

                                    [–]DigitalChocobo 2 points3 points ago

                                    A submission that doesn't have the punchline in the title? wtf?

                                    [–]rooster_rob 2 points3 points ago

                                    https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/235784771484139522

                                    This is a Rob Delaney joke.

                                    [–]AmnesiaCane 2 points3 points ago

                                    There's a guy in one of my law classes who looks like a more handsome Bradley Cooper. That's looking like Bradley Cooper, but more handsome. How is that fair!? I could wear torn, dirty sweats and not shower and still not be any less attractive while in that classroom because that guy is so far ahead of the game. It's just not fair to those of us who are average looking.

                                    [–]everydayrages 0 points1 point ago

                                    you know why thats dangerous in the US, cuz dumbass drivers cant comprehend that the left lane is for passing only

                                    [–]o_Omnomnomogon 4 points5 points ago

                                    I think you posted this in the wrong link...unless you're trying to be handsome on the highway

                                    [–]everydayrages 3 points4 points ago

                                    ha, how did that happen meant to post on the texas speed limit thing lol

                                    [–]ell20 -1 points0 points ago

                                    I feel like I'm back in my college years.

                                    [–]ableom -1 points0 points ago

                                    This is such a high resolution facebook post it must be real.

                                    [–]spiralcurve 0 points1 point ago

                                    He handsomes himself up, and hard.

                                    [–]CivilCivillian 1 point2 points ago

                                    "Damnit man, i'm trying to flex my handsome here and you're making my cardigan look like a dirty old jacket."

                                    [–]Mr_Keith_Maniac 0 points1 point ago

                                    Lank Thompson, you're a handsome man.

                                    [–]hamsome -1 points0 points ago

                                    I'll be over here

                                    [–]ffca 0 points1 point ago

                                    I've never run into this problem before. Sorry, normies.

                                    [–]randomisation 1 point2 points ago

                                    An ugly person once said "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"....

                                    Poor fucker... If only they really knew...

                                    [–]Dr_Panda 1 point2 points ago

                                    "You don't have to be handsome, you must only have ugly friends" - Abe Fucking Lincoln

                                    [–]dmorin 1 point2 points ago

                                    The funny part is blurring out the name but leaving the face, so people can decide whether he's handsome or not.

                                    [–]krackendor 1 point2 points ago

                                    Keep calm, relocate, continue handsoming...

                                    [–]ProffesorBongsworth -1 points0 points ago

                                    I give it 50 minutes before I see this exact status on Facebook/Twitter

                                    [–]Hazy_V -1 points0 points ago

                                    DAE think the word handsome is derived from women pleasuring themselves? Also I'm 95% sure a female comedian or someone similar has already made this joke, can anyone find me the reference?

                                    [–]meonhere 0 points1 point ago

                                    Can we get a show of handsome?

                                    [–]Zyvexal 1 point2 points ago

                                    I'm gonna handsome at you so hard, you're not gonna be able to keep your hands off my handsome.

                                    [–]hugs_and_drugs -1 points0 points ago

                                    Get rid of the bow tie. Who do you think you are, Bill Nye?

                                    [–]Saigio 0 points1 point ago

                                    Never had that problem.

                                    [–]EvoEpitaph 0 points1 point ago

                                    And that's how guns were invented.

                                    [–]Nekyd 0 points1 point ago

                                    I hate when the guy standing next to me is harder.

                                    [–]Remontant 1 point2 points ago

                                    Achievement Unlocked

                                    [–]Fatalmistake 0 points1 point ago

                                    lol whut

                                    [–]heskeyismydaddy 0 points1 point ago

                                    Don't we all

                                    [–]waterh20water 1 point2 points ago

                                    NEVER let someone beat your handsome. Do whatever it takes bro

                                    [–]jerseyanarchist -1 points0 points ago

                                    faith in humanity lost. send the death squad for this winner

                                    [–]WorkThrow99 1 point2 points ago

                                    Just handsome right back in his face dude!

                                    [–]Autumnbot1 -1 points0 points ago

                                    I hate when people post facebook on reddit if I liked facebook id be there not here.

                                    [–]lowryder313 0 points1 point ago

                                    Im the #1 hansy boy

                                    [–]Crazykuku 1 point2 points ago

                                    I feel like this whenever I go swimming. There's always that ONE person who looks better than me.

                                    [–]grotty101 -1 points0 points ago

                                    AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA.. So funny how fucking retarded this is...

                                    [–]Mcflyguy 0 points1 point ago

                                    I read somewhere that the term handsome was at one time meant to compliment women? Anyone else heard this?

                                    [–]d4rkl04f 0 points1 point ago

                                    My, my, is that The Hair's brother?

                                    [–]latinlovely 0 points1 point ago

                                    Just give him a hand and then some.

                                    [–]pizza_m -1 points0 points ago

                                    This was a tweet from Michael Ian Black a few weeks ago. Cool how he got credit for his "work" here.

                                    [–]XxDahREDDITnaytarxX -1 points0 points ago

                                    Faggot

                                    [–]Andy284 0 points1 point ago

                                    Can't say that's ever happened to me. I just usually end up next to disappointed looking, less handsome guys.

                                    [–]Dredge323 0 points1 point ago

                                    ....

                                    [–]deathwish86 0 points1 point ago

                                    This belongs in r/swole

                                    [–]sushigradeyoni 1 point2 points ago

                                    I went to high school with the d-bag who's pictured stealing content for his facebook feed. He does it all the time, never gives credit, and I've been waiting to shame him. http://imgur.com/c9jat

                                    [–]freshcutgrass 1 point2 points ago

                                    This was a Rob Delaney tweet

                                    [–]thejames42 0 points1 point ago

                                    Sorry about that. I'll try to keep my distance.

                                    [–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

                                    I wonder if this guy knows that we mars now

                                    [–]Previsible 0 points1 point ago

                                    Mangekyou Sharingan... Kitty ninja FTW

                                    [–]Jackstick 1 point2 points ago

                                    I've got a raging handsome right now... it's pointing over there.

                                    [–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

                                    That's when you go stand next to an ugly man.

                                    [–]Beanz94 1 point2 points ago

                                    Threesome - Sex involving 3 people

                                    Foursome - Sex involving 4 people

                                    Handsome - ...

                                    [–]riderjack1 0 points1 point ago

                                    Which girl posted this..

                                    [–]apextek -1 points0 points ago

                                    thats what is was like being best friends with this guy, I couldn't even take him out without woman walking up and kidnapping him to take back to their bed.

                                    [–]mosherd 1 point2 points ago

                                    75% of the time, this happens to me all the time.

                                    [–]d0m1n4t0r 1 point2 points ago

                                    How do you know it's the weekend? Stuff like this is on the front page.

                                    [–]PopeOnABomb 0 points1 point ago

                                    Holy shit. I recognize that guy. I stand by him at the bus stop most mornings.

                                    [–]Going_to_Pasalacqua 1 point2 points ago

                                    Handsome man here. I've been outhandsomed before, not fun. Especially when you're trying hard to get your handsome on.

                                    [–]Pure_Defiance 0 points1 point ago

                                    Really guys?

                                    [–]ixAp0c 0 points1 point ago

                                    Someone's insecure.

                                    [–]minibouchees 1 point2 points ago

                                    People on the GO train just looked at me when I laughed out loud.

                                    But I'm wearing headphones and not sure of how loud the laugh was and so I'm self conscious now.

                                    [–]pyrostarr 0 points1 point ago

                                    I just so didn't read handsome right in the title.. had to read it twice

                                    [–]pipii 0 points1 point ago

                                    I hate it when a girl is being a slut and then an even bigger slut joins in so they slut each other.

                                    [–]donniedisney 0 points1 point ago

                                    This is stolen from Rob Delany's twitter.

                                    [–]WarnerVonBraun 0 points1 point ago

                                    Happens to me all the t .. I mean ... I have no idea what he's talking about.

                                    [–]DiarmuidF 0 points1 point ago

                                    Yes, but were so lazy we rarely turn it on...

                                    [–]amayernican 0 points1 point ago

                                    Yeah

                                    [–]weasle666 0 points1 point ago

                                    Classic. We are all waiting for Febreeze to blindfold us. Joy!

                                    [–]VicYesterday 0 points1 point ago

                                    I know that feel bro.

                                    [–]Kozi47 -1 points0 points ago

                                    Fuck off, this was an entire waste of my time. So, in an attempt at revenge I will write this pointless, aimless comment in the hopes that I will be able to steal someone else's time.

                                    [–]guitarbaka 1 point2 points ago

                                    I was living in Japan and I always did well because I was a "foreigner". That is until my Italian co-worker came and then he would get all the girls. Even the ones I approached first. Seriously I felt like I was doing him a favor sometimes (I spoke Japanese and he didn't ).

                                    I just stopped hanging out with him and started hanging out with uglier guys and things went back to normal.

                                    [–]Colleckshun 0 points1 point ago

                                    I wish already handsome guys would stop QQing about being comparatively handsome, and just appreciate the handsome that they already have.

                                    [–]deadendcruiser 0 points1 point ago

                                    I just publicly shamed my facebook friend for putting this as his status. Word for word, no shame.

                                    [–]chewyice 0 points1 point ago

                                    He wouldn't have that problem standing next to me, he'd look like a male model in comparison.

                                    [–]madnote 0 points1 point ago

                                    This appeared 3 times on my Facebook wall today, wtf.

                                    [–]masterchiefr75 0 points1 point ago

                                    i love it when people use adjectives as verbs. i think its awesome.

                                    [–]Penguinnater 0 points1 point ago

                                    When this happens to me I just make my best Zoolander face.

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