As a Redditor who only gives upvotes and never has successful posts

Fantasysage · 2012-09-07T14:38:32+00:00

You have made three submission, including this one. One of which topped out at 790+ Karma.

Fuck off.

cacophonousdrunkard · 2012-09-07T15:44:06+00:00

It's probably because all of your comments are utterly worthless and/or awkwardly shoehorned-in memes:

OP has a flimsy peepee
I heard he likes mudkips...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA...
Shit was cash
Life sure is fun

etc...

Post shit that isn't fucking awful and you will get upvotes. It's not a personal attack, it's quality control. Stop posting for the sake of posting you hooker.

Moncole · 2012-09-07T15:24:51+00:00

These kind of posts are begging for karma.

AdNoctum · 2012-09-07T15:04:57+00:00

Look at them, Officer_Squarepants

InsulinDependent · 2012-09-07T16:01:13+00:00

Upvotes don't do that much to help reddit as they really are too frequent as is, it's the downvotes that keep the worthlessness away.

sometimesijustdont · 2012-09-07T15:53:44+00:00

We don't want your love. We want funny posts and comments.

XaroXhaonDaxos · 2012-09-07T15:06:04+00:00

Nice try, Newbie.

NACHO_MOTHA · 2012-09-07T14:18:08+00:00

Pity party! I bring the cake.

liveryowl · 2012-09-07T15:40:44+00:00

remeber, being nice is not the same as being clever. Being clever gives you more popularity, being nice get you more appriciation. You just keep being you Officer, and ill be upvoting you when i see you.

Darkling5499 · 2012-09-07T15:57:18+00:00

I've never gotten positive karma from a cakeday link :(

reddit4rockyt · 2012-09-07T16:04:20+00:00

how does it matter ? The karma thing is just fictional.

I dont give a shit.!

fugololo · 2012-09-07T16:27:48+00:00

My tip: avoid /r/videos - hardest sub reddit to get karma. If it doesn't include bacon, nutella or that black american science gentlemen it's nearly impossible to get any upvotes.

DarKcS · 2012-09-07T17:15:10+00:00

No upvotes? Give them scrubs. Bitches love scrubs.

Xaxziminrax · 2012-09-07T15:32:50+00:00

Because fuck you and your 760+ karma post you already have... that's why :D

Cozmo23 · 2012-09-07T07:54:32-07:00

You know there is a lot of similarities between Reddit as a whole and Dr Cox.

Bosseking · 2012-09-07T15:43:20+00:00

My tip : post in r/atheism. They seem to be very loose with them upvotes.

mr_realist · 2012-09-07T15:42:22+00:00

We've been had, get him internet!

ManBearTree · 2012-09-07T16:26:00+00:00

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND NEITHER IS YOUR BULLSHIT.

Lupinefiasco · 2012-09-07T17:32:53+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/CCKli.gif

Ordal · 2012-09-07T15:43:51+00:00

Go fuck yourself.

Downvote me I dare you you fucking hypocrite douchebag.

Fuck off,

PorchMonkeyKike · 2012-09-07T14:49:56+00:00

Lurk moar.

deltaninedude · 2012-09-07T15:43:34+00:00

Busted!

tswpoker1 · 2012-09-07T15:54:03+00:00

Ye ask and ye shall receive, I present Karma Explosion...http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/f29a6c1353a571813e0835876994bdfe/l.png

sethky · 2012-09-07T15:58:06+00:00

Fuck your karma whoring post.

ihasakiwi · 2012-09-07T15:58:26+00:00

That's me, right there.

edit: I read other comments. I have no right to speak. Sorry guys :/

jacklivingstone · 2012-09-07T16:02:06+00:00

i hate you

buckmeow · 2012-09-07T16:03:16+00:00

Fuck karma! flips table lol

ell20 · 2012-09-07T16:04:36+00:00

this needs a support group or something.

Tarbogman · 2012-09-07T16:05:47+00:00

violation of intergalactic law.

Thefriendlyfaceplant · 2012-09-07T09:07:22-07:00

Is this from that show from before Scrubs turned to shit?

indoobitably · 2012-09-07T16:07:50+00:00

Awww, not getting enough self satisfaction from random people on the internet? Your imaginary internet points not high enough to justify your self worth?

Kirbertt · 2012-09-07T09:10:26-07:00

I'll give you those upvote. Now get out of my sight.

Ultimate117 · 2012-09-07T09:10:39-07:00

Make good posts than?

ivanoski-007 · 2012-09-07T16:11:03+00:00

I downvote everything

merglegurgle · 2012-09-07T16:12:33+00:00

Well Dorothy, it looks like your luck may change.

Leehae831 · 2012-09-07T16:15:00+00:00

Me too! :) Have an upvote.

_barfbag · 2012-09-07T09:15:19-07:00

I totally downvoted this. I don't want pity parties on my reddits

desitheredhead · 2012-09-07T09:16:19-07:00

Up votes for all!

MyNameIsNobody_ · 2012-09-07T16:17:40+00:00

Downvote this SOB!

And me too.. but be gentle..

awoh · 2012-09-07T16:19:07+00:00

Hey shut the fuck up

ignissancti · 2012-09-07T16:19:28+00:00

Well, newbie...

BettyMcBoob · 2012-09-07T16:20:43+00:00

I can feel your pain

lopezZ · 2012-09-07T16:24:55+00:00

Now you got the karma. Happy?

JackassPenguinass · 2012-09-07T16:25:45+00:00

You finally broke the vicious cycle!

Praxy22 · 2012-09-07T09:26:53-07:00

I`m gonna give you a down vote so your statement is more true.

jzzanthapuss · 2012-09-07T16:26:58+00:00

phony!

sonicvonnegut · 2012-09-07T16:29:01+00:00

Upvote for Scrubs.

TheBlindCrotchMaker · 2012-09-07T16:29:54+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/1NXJz.gif

wuzizname · 2012-09-07T16:36:04+00:00

Despite liking this, I will downvote your submission due to the fact that I am an asshole.

rbslilpanda · 2012-09-07T16:37:28+00:00

ta-ta-ta-totally dood!

leo_neutrino · 2012-09-07T16:39:00+00:00

I feel the same way, man. The same way. Except I hate Scrubs.

notsurewhatiam · 2012-09-07T16:45:16+00:00

That's cuz your the problem reddit has. Your posts and comments are all inane bullshit.

You just made it to the front page by referencing a popular show that reddit hivemind likes. No one gives a fuck about you.

OcularLiceScene · 2012-09-07T09:48:28-07:00

Downvoted because McWhineypants is whiney

origamirobot · 2012-09-07T16:50:30+00:00

All I can think of is "No one pays me in gum."

chasejw11 · 2012-09-07T16:52:00+00:00

The fact that you only up vote is earning one big fat downvote from me. The point of the downvote is to bury garbage content that no one needs to see. Garbage content like your post.

selfepidemic · 2012-09-07T16:52:16+00:00

I did upvote you, but then you told a lie. So I downvote :D

Earthian · 2012-09-07T16:53:12+00:00

Just doing the 'nice'(upvote) thing all the time isn't showing love, it would be like telling people its ok to throw garbage in your community because you don't want to contradict them. If you really loved reddit you would upvote good content, and downvote bad content.

tl,dr: I love scrubs.

lolwatokay · 2012-09-07T16:55:16+00:00

Why must OP always be a faggot?

GT00 · 2012-09-07T16:55:55+00:00

I know how you feel bro. I have only submitted maybe 3 posts. In my case it's worse cause I just get ignored. As some are saying here about "pity upvotes", it does not matter an upvote comes straight from the heart. /bro hug

folderolJones · 2012-09-07T16:57:29+00:00

well, i was gonna say "i feel your pain," but... you don't really know what it's like, do you, you whore?
so i guess it's just me and my pain.

satineclair · 2012-09-07T17:00:12+00:00

Karma probably.

ElRed_ · 2012-09-07T17:03:01+00:00

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY 3000 I LOVE REDDIT BUSINESS CARDS?!

olcoil2 · 2012-09-07T17:11:55+00:00

Lol who cares about upvotes. U made me raff, have an upvote.

bigballzmcgee · 2012-09-07T17:19:48+00:00

no, Im the one with no karma. you dont know my feels bro

Xyberdyne · 2012-09-07T17:23:22+00:00

Don't worry the same people that down vote new posts and make dick comments are usually the people who make posts about no one going to their birthday party.

YonderPosterior · 2012-09-07T10:23:54-07:00

I'll put my name on this list.

swmrh911 · 2012-09-07T17:25:11+00:00

Damn beat me too it. Oh well I'll just repost it. Redditors love that shit right?

Splengie · 2012-09-07T17:29:12+00:00

Never downvoting? You are part of the problem.

DownvotesFuelMe · 2012-09-07T17:32:22+00:00

Why do you care about validation from others? Are your attempts to get invisible internet points the only way you can prove to yourself that you are not a worthless neck beard? You are whats wrong with this site.

I bet you also sucked cock for gold stars in elementary school.

truthie · 2012-09-07T17:33:44+00:00

I took great delight in downvoting you, you whiny little bitch.

barphio · 2012-09-07T17:35:39+00:00

Maybe your posts are crap.

IFlippedYourTable · 2012-09-07T17:40:44+00:00

I was like that too. And then one day...I snapped. And downvote everything I see. I even down voted this!

Reddit has made me merciless.

HecticHeretic · 2012-09-07T10:48:19-07:00

You got 1524 little chunks of sympathy Karma ... and I still gave you one dammit.

holyfear · 2012-09-07T17:54:25+00:00

Elliot got so much hotter from the first season. The short hair really goes well with her.

mateslikerabbit · 2012-09-07T17:57:22+00:00

Because you're an annoying, whiney man-child.

duchovny · 2012-09-07T18:05:20+00:00

No.

Downvoted for asking for upvotes.

principessa1180 · 2012-09-07T18:07:00+00:00

Agreed

Executioner1337 · 2012-09-07T18:07:53+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
When I think I have a good post, but reddit downvotes it to oblivion.	0^coms	16^pts	1^mo	funny
Whenever I get downvoted...	42^coms	747^pts	4^mos	funny
I assume this is how a lot of us feel about Reddit	4^coms	138^pts	27^dys	gifs
Every time I hit refresh on a link I just submitted.	0^coms	9^pts	10^dys	funny
A plea to my cat	2^coms	37^pts	5^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

Bumaduun · 2012-09-07T18:15:22+00:00

consider this post successful!, UPVOTE SIR HAVE ONE!

GraharG · 2012-09-07T18:41:30+00:00

I down voted you, cause i dont like the I claim i did something good give me karma thing.

..also i dont like that guy from scrubs, hes annoying and whiney

SellinThings · 2012-09-07T18:43:40+00:00

That feel bro, I know it.

serrit · 2012-09-07T18:48:08+00:00

Showing love doesn't make someone likable.

GhastDagger · 2012-09-07T18:50:40+00:00

That's how it is for Bronies too...

Galcynta · 2012-09-07T19:01:06+00:00

I also saw a similarly worded post with the same picture on another person's submit history, with 0 upvotes. Stealing content FTW!

jaheiner · 2012-09-07T19:11:40+00:00

Foreals, fuck this guy and his karma whoring, he's gotten more karma from one of his posts than I have for all mine combined

saxshoe · 2012-09-07T19:42:42+00:00

You have been a reddior for a little more than a half a year and already have more than 1,000 link karma.

People like you are what we call "Karma Whores."

ಠ_ಠ

martypinkstar · 2012-09-07T12:55:25-07:00

This also applies to women and I!

D00mFighteR · 2012-09-07T20:12:19+00:00

Congratulations OP, you have just had a successful post.

LastDawnOfMan · 2012-09-07T21:01:39+00:00

So he's the one who posted the "Imgur is over capacity" image? That got tons of views...Priceless!

MonsterBerry · 2012-09-07T21:14:15+00:00

This post really is me... I mean I do only have two submissions, but they never got anywhere so I gave up and all that jazz.

panders2reddit · 2012-09-07T21:57:52+00:00

I only downvote. I've only upvoted two things, by accident, and I can't reverse archived votes.

gunngunn · 2012-09-07T22:12:31+00:00

is it just me or did you read it in his voice?

Cayrano · 2012-09-07T22:16:52+00:00

OP's a fag

Punkwasher · 2012-09-07T22:41:17+00:00

Dr. Cox rules supreme. He probably hates JD for that specific reason. The only reason I can tolerate scrubs is because of all the older awesome actors who are way funnier than the rest of the cast. Basically it should just be the Kelso, Dr. Cox and Janitor show.

Ayyoudontsaythat · 2012-09-07T23:22:23+00:00

Upvotes, up votes for all!!!

Amateur_Ninja · 2012-09-07T23:23:36+00:00

Why is is called karma anyways?

Mexipino56 · 2012-09-07T23:37:45+00:00

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 upvotes!!!!!!!!!

thatguy73 · 2012-09-08T00:07:21+00:00

Because I can!

abnormalsyndrome · 2012-09-07T15:09:24+00:00

Zip it, Bambi!

Lord_Bumberchute · 2012-09-07T14:52:31+00:00

Get out of this abusive relationship while you still have your health!

budg13 · 2012-09-07T15:17:24+00:00

His karma adds up to 950, only has 680 showing on his link karma. That's a whole lot of downvoting.

Osiris32 · 2012-09-07T15:44:51+00:00

Because reddit is like Dr Cox, it hates people being mushy and all lovey dovey. It wants tits, cats, sharks, or science. Best if you can do all four at once.

El_Weasel · 2012-09-07T15:45:26+00:00

And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards?

KanadaKid19 · 2012-09-07T16:57:58+00:00

Downvoting makes reddit a better place. People should do it more often.

You know when you see a thread that says "Something amazing!" on the front page, and then the top comment is about how that something is a lie, a hoax, totally not what it seems, etc. and you wasted your time by reading it? That's because of people like you.

funny

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