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[–]WholeWideWorld 327 points328 points ago

[–]adaminc 117 points118 points ago

Why is he so angry?

[–]sydneygamer 218 points219 points ago

His eyebrows won't stay in place.

[–]chimpan-A 44 points45 points ago

"Milhouse, Lower those eyebrows!"

[–]H3000 31 points32 points ago

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 6 points7 points ago

Jim Carrey doesn't seem to mind.

[–]spicytortuga 3 points4 points ago

Mr. Potato Head!

[–]isomorphZeta 24 points25 points ago

[–]Jyggaleel 23 points24 points ago

Bigga dibba dibba doo doo, digga duba diba dubba doo

[–]bamp 5 points6 points ago

And you were serious!

[–]Captainpiky 2 points3 points ago

Scapman, dat u?

[–]Tee-Kay-Esse 8 points9 points ago

0.43-0.50s - "Blow up your car, blow up your house, blow up your mate, blow up your house, blow up your caravan(?), blow up your.....bum???"

[–]Cubejam 8 points9 points ago

ubudubudubu breathe ubudubu AUDI A4! AUDI A4 ubudubudubudubu

[–]comicsansibar 3 points4 points ago

He doesn't know how to turn off a camera either.

[–]Malcolm_Y 2 points3 points ago

Hunumunahunamunadoseedo!

[–]el_bastardo515 1 point2 points ago

I think his problem was mainly that he was trying to rap quick, and some people just can't pull it off. You could make the argument that he's trying to rap period, but I won't because I do the same thing, although I just do it to make my friends laugh when we smoke.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

that guy is as bad as he looks

[–]Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA 0 points1 point ago

That was painful to watch.

[–]tombot5000 12 points13 points ago

Isn't that obvious? If I ever heard that grime cam og miles killa don mc, I'd be pissed too.

[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

It's a Seinfeld thing.

[–]ReeG 3 points4 points ago

I think he looks surprised >:O

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 0 points1 point ago

He is angry because this post made the front page, and he doesn't get any Karma.

[–]manlord 0 points1 point ago

His people have been oppressed for hundreds of years.

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 0 points1 point ago

He's not angry, he's a romulan.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Seinfeld episode!

[–]Cornered_Animal 17 points18 points ago

[–]Katzenklavier 13 points14 points ago

BEEN TRYIN TO MEET YOU

[–]daanavitch 6 points7 points ago

MMM M M M MMM

[–]dalectrics 4 points5 points ago

MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US

[–]jbrand1 3 points4 points ago

MUST BE THE DEVIL BETWEEN US

[–]Cheddar_V 4 points5 points ago

OR WHORES IN MY HEAD

[–]SteveRyherd 12 points13 points ago

You're a wizard. Now someone should animate it, in this style!

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

Can you do a twirly moustache?

[–]down_vote_magnet 16 points17 points ago

Good use of spray can. 10/10 would view again.

[–]TheSicks 4 points5 points ago

Shitty_Watercolour should be showing up soon.

[–]goodguynextdoor 3 points4 points ago

You gotta use the signal

[–]TheSicks 3 points4 points ago

I do not know the method of this 'signal'. Please, good sir next door, show me how it is performed.

[–]ListenChump 2 points3 points ago

[–]jmills_89 -1 points0 points ago

Dammit! you beat to the punch.

[–]Fieel 1 point2 points ago

Why am i the first one? What's wrong with the world? He's not angry surprised or else, HE'S A VULCANIAN

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Lol. Much better.

[–]Dooey123 0 points1 point ago

lean like a cholo

[–]calicojones 57 points58 points ago

…actual video.

(it's terrible awesome a video.)

[–]wtfamireadingdotjpg 37 points38 points ago

Made it to 0:49, couldn't take it anymore...

Unrelated note: it seems like his skin would feel like oatmeal

[–]dcawley 16 points17 points ago

"Blow up your car, blow up your house, blow up your boat, blow up your plane, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom."

[–]rymlks 5 points6 points ago

2:11

"dabadaba doo doo daba gabadabadoo dabagabadabadoo dabedababai pom dabagabadai pom dabagebedegbedebegededebehigh pom debegebleaughkhmmm ... I'm a snipah"

[–]DrAbednego 14 points15 points ago

I didn't even make it that far. I gave up by the time I heard him use both C4 and Floor for the third time in a row

[–]AwesomeMilk 13 points14 points ago

At one point he resorted to naming the cars he could see outside of his his mother's house...

[–]Solar_F 6 points7 points ago

I couldnt get much further. It was his eyes that finally did me in.

[–]wtfamireadingdotjpg 2 points3 points ago

o_o

o__o

o___o

o____o

o_____o

It's like Uma Thurman

[–]wumumo 2 points3 points ago

0:55 and now I feel dead inside.

[–]ignissancti 4 points5 points ago

It's because he boom boom boomed them wit da nucleer bomb.

[–]OkonkwoJones 2 points3 points ago

If he was made of oatmeal, that would explain why his eyebrows were sliding down his face.

[–]AnalBurns 14 points15 points ago

That was delightful.

[–]agnotastic 6 points7 points ago

The best part was the 25 seconds of his camera pointed downward as he pressed buttons on it.

[–]down_vote_magnet 9 points10 points ago

This shit is fucking hilarious. I love his transitions to different topics:

Bam bam bam badda badda bam boom.

Chair.

Chair.

Sit down if you wanna take a chair.

...

Apparently he likes to sing Robbie Williams too

[–]tromer1 16 points17 points ago

I think his words were having trouble getting past his teeth.

[–]sp00nix 11 points12 points ago

Not sure why, ther is plenty of room.

[–]fweakout 5 points6 points ago

Why can't I find the awesome part. You made me sit through the full video just to leave me disappointed.

[–]Pagan-za 5 points6 points ago

I was hoping to remix it to make something terribly awesome. But goddamn that was awful.

TIL his two favourite words are floor and blog.

Someone should tell him nigga rhymes with nigga. Take his MC skills to a whole new level.'

[–]flank3r 2 points3 points ago

What's up with his left eye?

[–]UnarmedZombie 9 points10 points ago

It's trying to escape the rest of his face, just like his eyebrows.

[–]Manifesto13 2 points3 points ago

It's Ali G

[–]Ciznit 1 point2 points ago

I wish the google CC was done for this video.

[–]im_a_zombie 1 point2 points ago

All I could make out was biddabiddabadda BMW biddabiddabidda cheese biddibiddabidda gangsta, but the best part was that he couldn't figure out how to stop the video

[–]tittyfister69 1 point2 points ago

2:10 is a work of art.

[–]drawkbox 40 points41 points ago

I wonder if they did this: http://i.imgur.com/s9d6d.gif

[–]Methusalah 164 points165 points ago

I can always count on reddit to deliver some lowbrow humor.

[–]famrussell 74 points75 points ago

Eyebrows this site just for that reason.

[–]Jamdizzled 13 points14 points ago

Whoa, whoa. What the pluck is going on here?

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 6 points7 points ago

You guys need to stop lashing out so profoundly.

[–]kenba2099 12 points13 points ago

Great, another pun ....thread.

[–]keagator 11 points12 points ago

Quick, shave me!

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 93 points94 points ago

YouTube title: "grime cam og miles killa don mc"

I know some of these words...

[–]calicojones 30 points31 points ago

..53,811 views?!?

[–]NeighborStrategy 48 points49 points ago

If you see a video thumbnail with a white guy titled "grime cam og miles killa don mc", you're gonna click it.

[–]acreeb15 22 points23 points ago

And you're gonna have a bad time

[–]DabbleSauce 16 points17 points ago

Probably from reddit. Otherwise, I hate this world.

[–]CarlWheezer 7 points8 points ago

Reddit is the only reason I live.

[–]DabbleSauce 12 points13 points ago

Well, that's kind of sad.

[–]onenifty 7 points8 points ago

System: Do you hear that?

DabbleSauce: Hear what?

System: That's the sound of one million redditors marching your way with their pitchforks and torches at the ready.

System: User DabbleSauce has two options:

A) Edit the comment and be spared the wrath of the horde.
B) Stand your ground and prepare for battle.

System: What does the user choose?

>

[–]DabbleSauce 14 points15 points ago

I CHOOSE TO FIGHT, AND IF I MUST, PERISH WITH MY HONOR

[–]onenifty 3 points4 points ago

System: The user has chosen... poorly.

God speed, gentleman. It was an honor while it lasted.

[–]DabbleSauce 1 point2 points ago

Post nudes to gonewild

Garner support of mob

???

Profit!

FUCK YEAH

[–]HRMurray 2 points3 points ago

Yup, definitely sad...."OOOH LOOK A KITTY"

[–]furiouspanda1 23 points24 points ago

Presumably (and without watching the video because it looks absurd) -

Grime Cam - Grime camera. Grime being a musical style, Grime Cam being like a videoblog, or something.

OG - Original Gangster. Self explanatory.

Miles - Probably his name. He just looks like a Miles, y'know?

Killa Don - "Killer" and "the Don" respectively. Clearly you don't want to mess with this guy.

MC - Master of Ceremonies. The guy who does the words to Grime music. Or Megacycle(s), a unit of frequency equal to one million cycles. Probably the former.

So it's a videoblog of Miles, an aspiring musical talent with a penchant for physics.

[–]ignissancti 2 points3 points ago

Miles. He IS British. It sounds more OG than Nigel, I suppose.

[–]schrodingers_cumbox 4 points5 points ago

Smashing beats popkin!

[–]OneCello 8 points9 points ago

Grime.....

I really have no idea what those other words are.

Anybody want to translate?

[–]Akiba89 3 points4 points ago

Yeah... the fuck is that title? Try sentences and phrases, not puke letters

[–]entropikone 2 points3 points ago

the title is probably key words so he can get more views

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 9 points10 points ago

More like Cat-like typing

[–]Factions 2 points3 points ago

Word. There's only one actual word in that sentence..

EDIT: I'm retarded.

[–]givequicheachance 6 points7 points ago

I see three words.

"Grime" (dirt)

"miles" (I know we're all pro-metric here, but miles are still a thing)

"don" (as in "now we don our gay apparel")

[–]Funk_Munki 0 points1 point ago

Please translate?

[–]lopezZ 0 points1 point ago

I think "miles" is the only one I know

[–]colinsteadman 0 points1 point ago

It gives you an insight into what's going down in his brain.

PS. I apologise to all other brains out there.

[–]Larrow 21 points22 points ago

Title made me think of FLCL.

[–]Cubelord 9 points10 points ago

...those eyebrows.

[–]kenba2099 8 points9 points ago

What about eyebrows?

[–]NoelFielding 10 points11 points ago

That's Dave Miles, he lives in Worcester, pretty much a running joke of the town haha, the thing is he actually thinks he's the best grime artist alive.

[–]DanielBG 9 points10 points ago

"You are without a doubt the worst grime artist I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."

[–]norinme 17 points18 points ago

[–]JaxJaguar 10 points11 points ago

why...why would you do that?

[–]schrodingers_cumbox 2 points3 points ago

sadomasochism is a dark place

but they have a sense of humour too!

[–]birdpamphlet 2 points3 points ago

What happened to this guy? Someone ripped off his eyebrow and put it on his lip? What the fuck man.

[–]daanavitch 2 points3 points ago

Can someone describe the picture for me? I'm afraid to click.

[–]Guarn2345 4 points5 points ago

A possible fan of 'grime cam og dave killa don mc' has removed their eyebrow as well as the skin it is attached to and placed it on their top lip.

[–]DeathToFresh 6 points7 points ago

[–]QQmoarPlz 2 points3 points ago

came here for this, did not leave dissapointed.

[–]7a50n 7 points8 points ago

If you guys knew anything about hip-hop and what happens to hair when it encounters high levels of heat, you would understand that this is just what happens when you spit dat hot fire, son.

[–]vshioshvili 3 points4 points ago

iBrows

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 2 points3 points ago

You might be on to something here..

[–]chazmuzz 3 points4 points ago

[–]AwesomeMilk 2 points3 points ago

ALL THE HATS!

[–]dryspells 3 points4 points ago

FUCK YOU! AND YOUR EYEBROWS!

[–]junkieradio 5 points6 points ago

This guy is a local sensation in my hometown.

[–]take_this_username 2 points3 points ago

Matt Lucas!

[–]Slayers_Dream 2 points3 points ago

I'm still trying to read the title......

[–]nelsonr 2 points3 points ago

[–]busdude 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps this subreddit should be renamed to /r/youtubeandfacebookcomments.

[–]imwax 2 points3 points ago

It upsets me that he is from the same city as me.

[–]Bluedit5 1 point2 points ago

There was my good morning laugh. Thank you!

[–]Nonchalant25 1 point2 points ago

Slightly relevant girl tip. Girls,look at me, listen. Don't pluck your eyebrows and draw new ones in. It is so so so unattractive. Don't pluck.

[–]s3gFault 10 points11 points ago

Have you heard of trichotillomania? I live with it every day and it truly sucks.

[–]uuurrrggghhh 6 points7 points ago

Hey Smartie Pants, I don't think some girls have a choice. They just can't grow eyebrows (my mom for example).

[–]Nonchalant25 4 points5 points ago

If its something real like that,fine, it's what you need to do. But that situation is a rare medical condition and many many girls do this and think its fashionable and stylish. It's like a highway accident. I cant stop looking at the horrible freakish pencil job they did. Can't look away. Can't think of anything else.

[–]MaeBeWeird 2 points3 points ago

Clarify: don't overpluck.

Some women have no choice... They have manly eyebrows. Proper plucking fixes this issue. Overplucking is a problem.

[–]KellyTheFreak 1 point2 points ago

Slightly relevant girl tip

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. Go be shallow to someone else.

[–]astebbi1 1 point2 points ago

And as you can see he's worried about it..

[–]wickedg3 1 point2 points ago

better then having no hair. lies!!

[–]akulakrieg 1 point2 points ago

3:24-3:53 "Where is that... damn... red button.."

[–]UncleJesticle 1 point2 points ago

Why do I derive so much pleasure from laughing at people who try to look good but don't do it in a way I find acceptable? It's hilarious.

[–]Littleguyyy 0 points1 point ago

Well, they did.

[–]Boxsc2 0 points1 point ago

I have no Idea what the Title is trying to tell me.

[–]guntfuddler 0 points1 point ago

Is that title even English?

[–]beefwich -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes I search for a particular video on YouTube-- but, most of the time, eyebrows.

[–]Teekoo 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for not using the title "Oh, youtube."

[–]simphal 1 point2 points ago

As someone with sweet Eugene Levy-style brow bushes, this guy is totally missing out on some sweet poontang.

I'm sorry for lying.

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Message was 3 weeks prior. This is the only way I ever believe OP didn't just post his own comment.

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

That's funny because it's racist.

[–]ibflaubert 1 point2 points ago

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 1 point2 points ago

Nope: He just went Super Sayain 3 on us

[–]iggdawg 0 points1 point ago

203 people are jealous of his look.

[–]Niggerinniger -1 points0 points ago

  • insert female latina joke*

[–]13east69 0 points1 point ago

His rhymes were just too smooth...

[–]Mothfucker 0 points1 point ago

HURR DURR I'M A TROEL!

[–]BlueHalcyon 0 points1 point ago

So does anyone actually understand the title of that video?

[–]imag1nat1on 1 point2 points ago

BADA BADA BADA BOMB WITH A BIG BABOON

[–]Etheo 1 point2 points ago

Any threads upvoting youtube comments are doomed to be full of them.

/out

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

Just saw 21 Jump Street last night, and I find it incredibly relevant.

[–]Satanz666 0 points1 point ago

Homeboy couldn't think of a longer name...?

[–]CyMruu 0 points1 point ago

But... that's true.

[–]tombot5000 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they fell into a bowl of candy beans.

[–]MrSnoobs 0 points1 point ago

Chav rap. Wonderful stuff.

[–]MellowBloke 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking interesting man

[–]GustavThorsen -1 points0 points ago

niga yiiyiyi??

[–]boomsticktron 1 point2 points ago

in sweden we call that moppe mustache (moped mustache ) like a kids mustache when someone cant grow a mustache but still does it

[–]pdcgimpy 0 points1 point ago

and no comment on the mustache

[–]kaax 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tyroneshoolaces 1 point2 points ago

I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!

[–]WhipIash 0 points1 point ago

Did you literally use paint to edit that?

[–]bkozusko 1 point2 points ago

[–]monkeysthrowpoop 0 points1 point ago

He's like a chameleon... Not sure what he is looking at

[–]madman24k 0 points1 point ago

[–]GamerKT 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you and your eyebrows! Wipe down this!

[–]MMZephyr 0 points1 point ago

He also has a wonderful derp face.

[–]Crislips 0 points1 point ago

Eyebrows, muthafucka, do you have them?

[–]cwazywabbit74 0 points1 point ago

nuclear bomb boom boom boom boom boom BMW wif da blacked-out rims Audi A4 Audi A4 Audi A4 Hondahondahondahondahondahondaturbonitro

There goes my preconceived notion of British people being intelligent.

[–]joe_peters 1 point2 points ago

oh my god it's OG Dave Miles !!! I'm friends with him on Facebook hahaha, I suggest you all watch his masterpieces

[–]TheCommonDandy 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here.... Dave does Alicia

[–]shadowizard 0 points1 point ago

Powder became a rap artist.

[–]SplashingMagikarp 0 points1 point ago

I looked it up. What the fuck did I just watch?

[–]only_says_ugly 0 points1 point ago

ugly

[–]Skywatermelon 0 points1 point ago

...and his chin grew a twin ....

[–]shoebob 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the weebl n bob episode which I can't find or even describe.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody actually watch the video or at least part of it? WTF?

[–]johnnyrambo 1 point2 points ago

loved og don since day!!! this is my fav vid yeah, man spit mad bars about " how people live " n " mans gonna paint me on this paintin " ...bare truths blud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRMmxsnNe_I&feature=plcp

[–]notsurewhatiam -2 points-1 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]Martyn3024 0 points1 point ago

[–]CleverPunName 0 points1 point ago

We need a subreddit just for Youtube Comments. These are too funny.

[–]dyslexic1991 0 points1 point ago

shameless Grime sub-reddit plug about what genre he is jibba jabbering over http://www.reddit.com/r/grime

[–]TerseAndLaconic 0 points1 point ago

Cushing's Disease can cause the eyebrows to "retreat" like that.

[–]Only_Eats_Gummyworms 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't you link the actual video?! This is terribly hilarious.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, and considering I spend most of my time on the internet that's saying a lot.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

[–]intrepiddaydream 0 points1 point ago

like 21 jump street. the new one.

[–]Poterpotty 0 points1 point ago

It's like in 21 jump street!

[–]trevdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I see great youtube comments posted on here, and I want to upvote that, but then I realize that its just a picture, and I just have to upvote this post.

[–]TodTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

in that case he looks optimistic

[–]OriginalityIsDead 0 points1 point ago

Eyebrows, you are drunk. You are not a mustache, get back to where you belong.