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[–]infinititties 61 points62 points ago

I get this is supposed to be funny but this is actually what happens with me.

[–]teamatreides 18 points19 points ago

Especially after cross country, for me. Naps in the entryway were pretty common.

[–]putout 0 points1 point ago

Yup. I run xc and i did this for about 15 minutes as soon as I got home today.

[–]random_story 2 points3 points ago

...which is why it's funny

[–]Anikdote 0 points1 point ago

I've done this and fallen asleep right then and there.

[–]puravida1024 22 points23 points ago

Same for me, but about 7 hours after I get out of work, and a lot drunker.

[–]Estydeez 0 points1 point ago

yup, upvote for being completely smashed tonight!

[–]rhbee 26 points27 points ago

You got depressed because you couldn't sleep with your cousin?

[–]whiteouTT 10 points11 points ago

while funny, isn't this right after Ann (who?) broke up with him?

[–]adale24 7 points8 points ago

her?

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

was i the only one who thought ann was kind of cute?

[–]katiesue5 1 point2 points ago

Ann who?

[–]stray1ight 8 points9 points ago

Maeby, I guess ...

[–]Puninteresting 0 points1 point ago

Maebe

[–]stray1ight 8 points9 points ago

[–]Puninteresting 2 points3 points ago

Shit, you're right. My mistake, good sir.

[–]stray1ight 2 points3 points ago

It's all good man, have an upvote.

[–]Starsomar 2 points3 points ago

I like the way they think.

[–]random_story 0 points1 point ago

Albert Einstein married his

[–]iamadrenochrome 8 points9 points ago

"I'm Mr.Manager!"

[–]getridoftheseaward 0 points1 point ago

We just say manager

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 0 points1 point ago

I know but you said..

[–]tawke 6 points7 points ago

That's more like Monday to Thursday. Friday is unexpected energy when I get home day.

And then I get drunk.

[–]3lue3onnet 11 points12 points ago

Cue the sad Charlie Brown music

[–]SmilinBob82 -1 points0 points ago

I automatically heard this in my head while watching the gif.

[–]brittsuzanne 3 points4 points ago

This happens to be every day :/

On Wednesday when I walked in the door and plopped down my six year-old responded, "That bad, huh?"

[–]welmoe 3 points4 points ago

At least there's always money in the banana stand!

[–]aoeu00 5 points6 points ago

And come Monday morning.

[–]plobster 1 point2 points ago

dawn banana stand

[–]interruption111 2 points3 points ago

i used to do this.

Open my apartment door. Drop pants immediately next to shoes. Walk to futon in living room, while loosing shirt. Turn on TV and don't move till Saturday.

[–]Pfffiunno 0 points1 point ago

hahahah, pretty much like what i do. I come home and drop my stuff leaving a trail of clothes behind me till I get to my room to grab some clean panties to change out of my thong and get out of my bra. With panties and a t-shirt in my hands, I walk back towards the living while I'm putting on the clothes to go lay on my couch. My boyfriend loves this part of the day when Im walking back to him half naked lol. I just love being out of a bra and thong because if you've ever worn those, you can easily imagine how uncomfortable it is to wear that all day 5 days a week!

[–]catboogers 1 point2 points ago

What do you do that you must wear thongs to work? Tell us, please.

[–]dirty1391 1 point2 points ago

That, my friend, is the secret of Victoria.

[–]Pfffiunno 0 points1 point ago

I'm an intake worker for a CPA, I work in an office and the dress code is a bit more casual than suits. Thongs are not just useful for sexiness. They avoid you from having pantie lines under your clothes, which is not attractive. They also don't bunch up under your clothes like panties, so you don't see me walking around pulling at a wedgie (or hiding in the bathroom 15 times a day to do so)

[–]Masterfaded 3 points4 points ago

I too love planking after a hard weeks work!

[–]adale24 -1 points0 points ago

I too love wanking after a hard weeks work!

FTFY

[–]dorei22 -1 points0 points ago

[–]alkmaar 1 point2 points ago

Everyday Coming home

FTFY

[–]palsar 2 points3 points ago

Every day coming home.

FTFY

[–]zadigger 1 point2 points ago

Fridays are my Mondays unfortunately.

[–]kulhajs 1 point2 points ago

Good reminder.. coffee time!

[–]taboo007 0 points1 point ago

Not when you only have classes til noon then it's reddit for 3 hours then that.

[–]84726505836396017475 0 points1 point ago

Curse you, Europe! You, and your time traveling powers!

[–]DeBarkulater 0 points1 point ago

Sod off I'm working tomorrow!

[–]Starsomar -1 points0 points ago

upvote for AD

[–]liamuski 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you I have class on saturdays !

[–]Bubblesmonkey 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, I work on Saturday...

[–]walkthedog 1 point2 points ago

GM: That's my girlfriend Ann.
MB: Her?
GM: . . . She's really funny.
MB: Let's hope so my boy.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

It may just be me, but I'm usually a little too tired to immediately start munching rug after I walk through the door.

[–]eHawleywood 0 points1 point ago

you missed the beer.

[–]jevmorgan 1 point2 points ago

I watched this episode last night. Such a good one. Love all the sad moping.

[–]Zalez644 0 points1 point ago

Definitely more like me last night coming home from the bar. Husband had to carry me inside and pick me up from sleeping not only in the entry way to our bedroom but from falling into the laundry hamper and trying to sleep there as well.

[–]Isunova 0 points1 point ago

Are you in medical school?

[–]ArticulateFool 0 points1 point ago

You missed the part where the dogs come lick the shit out of him because they think this means play-time.

[–]geoffowens -1 points0 points ago

Arrested development!!!!!!!

[–]random_story 1 point2 points ago

See this is why homes need carpet.

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

ha ha

[–]glevally 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck does that look exactly like my house?

[–]palsar 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you live in a model home?

[–]Babelfish14 0 points1 point ago

That was so perfectly, unintentionally(?) funny.

[–]rquiner12 1 point2 points ago

That's me in seven hours.

[–]Goldenelm 0 points1 point ago

I puked last night from the school's food and only got 1 hour and 30 minutes of sleep. Now I have to go to Atlantic City, NJ for marching band and I won't be back until 10:00.

[–]Nomakeme 0 points1 point ago

I used to work with a veterinarian who would do this after a particularly bad client left the building. He was hilarious.

[–]dz1262 0 points1 point ago

Working retail that's random Tuesday after working 7 days in a row for me.

[–]blankstare12 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel, i walk 3 miles to my classes and back.

[–]conversionbot 1 point2 points ago

3 miles = 4.83 kilometers

[–]easyleafs 0 points1 point ago

Someone can probably fix this...

[–]not_this_guy 0 points1 point ago

You made me LOL4Real so I logged in just to upvote you.

[–]iwasapolygon 1 point2 points ago

I have literally done this back when I was still in high school. These days it's more like this except sitting and at a bar.

[–]Aybara 0 points1 point ago

Febreze: It's That Fresh

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

I love you floor, you're a good floor.

[–]Ivaar 0 points1 point ago

This is me upon recalling that I must still go to work tomorrow.

[–]bamomomo 0 points1 point ago

fuck that, i just go on reddit...... who needs sleep?

[–]TruthHurtsBrah 0 points1 point ago

No one fucking cares, sick of this karma whoring bullshit.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -2 points-1 points ago

[–]TawnyRed 2 points3 points ago

Literally just done this, managed to make it to the laptop though.

[–]adikid89 0 points1 point ago

And this is from?

[–]H483R 16 points17 points ago

Arrested Development.

[–]bnj7146 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Sometime I literally do just that.

[–]stevetwotheo -2 points-1 points ago

Suppose to do that on your bed.

[–]newloaf -2 points-1 points ago

There's no beer in this .gif.

[–]backreaper_nl -4 points-3 points ago

Another dutch redditor!

Here, have an upvote.