this post was submitted on
3,213 points (53% like it)
25,911 up votes 22,698 down votes

funny

subscribe2,467,128 readers

6,185 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow all 400

[–]jbheals99 95 points96 points ago

The title of the year goes to....

[–]flying-sheep 27 points28 points ago

and this, children, is what a good title can do to your post.

be honest: the picture alone is not frontpage material anywhere here (except maybe /r/DestructionPorn)

[–]AMK88 17 points18 points ago

"Look at this gem! Destruction level: transformer"

[–]listn2moremetal 7 points8 points ago

It... it hurts...

[–]linkrobin 871 points872 points ago

That pun was so glorious I have no witty response.

[–]Audioworm 307 points308 points ago

All you can do is sit back and think 'Damn, that was a good pun'

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER 119 points120 points ago

Damn

[–]boomHeadSh0t[!] 41 points42 points ago

Dayum DAyum DAYUMMMMM

[–]MarBakwas 4 points5 points ago

Ghetto grocery bag

[–]avelertimetr 4 points5 points ago

[–]Breathing_Balls 63 points64 points ago

, that

[–]Roche178 63 points64 points ago

was

[–]CrossShot 50 points51 points ago

a

[–]carlosi1 307 points308 points ago

No.

[–]Tranecarid 50 points51 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Griffinnodoor 46 points47 points ago

C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

[–]remrk7 43 points44 points ago

good

[–]TheFinalChronos 30 points31 points ago

pun.

[–]HaydenTheFox 20 points21 points ago

I just kind of stopped for a moment and said "Well damn. That was the best pun I've seen in a while."

[–]Turel 59 points60 points ago

Not the Optimus place to park.

[–]MrTravesty 48 points49 points ago

It was a Prime spot before a transformer fell on it.

[–]zenmunster 14 points15 points ago

I know, right? that was like a megatron of metal that fell on it.

[–]4rch 21 points22 points ago

I bet when it fell it was pretty much allspark too.

[–]Namco51 17 points18 points ago

I'm sure he had a Grimlock on his face when he returned to see that.

[–]viper565 20 points21 points ago

Starscream.

[–]omgsus 6 points7 points ago

Bumblebee.

[–]emocol 18 points19 points ago

I would Starscreaming if that happened to my car.

[–]Eulenspiegel74 11 points12 points ago

The first thing I actually laughed out loud (and you know its SERIOUS business when someone actually types that out) to. Kudos to OP, he has my much-hoarded upvotes.

[–]SHEISA_MINNELLI 4 points5 points ago

glorious turbopun is glorious

[–]Goldreaver 8 points9 points ago

These aren't your dad's puns.

[–]mammakjeks 8 points9 points ago

Breathing_Balls had a witty one below!

[–]snowmanspike 235 points236 points ago

I finally get to see these new electric cars everyone is on about.

[–]Stevenator1 57 points58 points ago

I hear they are absolutely smashing!

[–]jbit_ 21 points22 points ago

[–]albrano 4 points5 points ago

A real door crasher special!

[–]madhi19 6 points7 points ago

Indubitably smashing old chap!

[–]emocol 2 points3 points ago

They crush the competition!

[–]OwlOwlowlThis 64 points65 points ago

Nah, that's just there to power his subwoofer.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 36 points37 points ago

I like how he had it lowered.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 2 points3 points ago

Unexpectedly, they're turning out to be quite the hit.

[–]asgr8 153 points154 points ago

I am glad to see funny post from my country Pakistan. Usually we are in the WTF or World news section.

[–]goo321 32 points33 points ago

entire departments should be fired. From poor metal choices, to unlocked switch boxes at height children can reach, to falling transformers.

[–]TheMediumPanda 9 points10 points ago

Still quite WTF honestly, but hey, you guys got nothing on China. There are tons of websites with pictures of shitty, overloaded trucks overturned on cars, cranes flattening scooters, construction materials falling and killing pedestrians and such.

[–]BICEPS 1 point2 points ago

What... do you have a link?

[–]FordSVT1 5 points6 points ago

There are NSFL links posted here on a regular basis featuring Chinese people in all kinds of situations that would make OSHA shit themselves. Electrocutions, crushings.... they just don't have the same safety standards you find in Europe and North America and, say, Japan.

[–]marianas658 4 points5 points ago

I saw the electrocution video... god it was gruesome. They just went completely limp... then caught on fire..

[–]MarBakwas 6 points7 points ago

Yeah! First I was like "Hey, I recognize that car!" And then I was like "Holy...is that guy wearing shalwar kameez?" And now I'm all ":D"

[–]zeejay11 5 points6 points ago

The transformer looked familiar then gazed the grafitti on the wall bingo pakiland

[–]rehoboth_ir 6 points7 points ago

For those wondering. KhalaiLota (the OP's username) translates roughly to 'Space Asswashing Cup'. Thought it would be relevant.

[–]hasanatkazmi 2 points3 points ago

exactly!

[–]iTellyouIagree 0 points1 point ago

I agree

[–]Breathing_Balls 158 points159 points ago

Bah. I wished I had seen it fall.

The allspark would have been stunning.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 39 points40 points ago

The cameraman is in Prime position.

[–]HakuinEkaku 24 points25 points ago

Pylon the puns

[–]JRockstar50 14 points15 points ago

I'll be sure to Ratchet up my puns for this one.

[–]lolbacon 8 points9 points ago

Oh Unicron!

[–]sacramentalist 3 points4 points ago

He was pretty jazzed about it

[–]alkmaar 117 points118 points ago

Definitely Pakistan.

Edit: I'm from Pakistan. That car is a Suzuki Cultus and the place may very well be Rawalpindi. No need to downvote facts.

[–]algo 35 points36 points ago

Only in Pakistan.

[–]come_on_seth 12 points13 points ago

I read that with a Pakistani accent and tea. Keep up the good work.

[–]MarBakwas 9 points10 points ago

We have an accent now?

[–]alkmaar 6 points7 points ago

Mate you'd be surprised by our semi-American accents and our fluency in the language. All credit.goes to Baywatch

[–]Albo_Khalbo 7 points8 points ago

That Urdu text on the wall confirms it.

[–]piccini9 7 points8 points ago

Detective work. Urduing it right.

[–]An_Unraped_Cat 7 points8 points ago

"No need to downvote facts."

This is a good personal slogan for Reddit.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]pagaladmee 14 points15 points ago

Too many Pakistan haters in here, and btw, I always Miscpronounced Cultus as Cutlus

[–]punkjabi 4 points5 points ago

Mmm...the my goodness of a cutlus. Creamy fried potato goodness on the outside, spicy fried mince meat on the inside...

[–]wavefunction84 8 points9 points ago

I always thought it was Cutlus until just right now... It appears I can't outrun my redneck upbringing.

[–]pagaladmee 4 points5 points ago

its okay bro, as a kid in karachi, I always mispronounced Mitsubishi as Mistubishi :). That is not as bad as this other kid I saw when visiting the village calling a Suzuki a Sundooki(Box) which it is.

[–]theo313 2 points3 points ago

I read it as cactus.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 118 points119 points ago

[–]emocol 2 points3 points ago

What would this transformer's name be?

[–]this_man_loves_trees 53 points54 points ago

So. Damn. Literal.

[–]so_carelessly_here 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, it truly is a thing of beauty.

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 1 point2 points ago

"I would like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks ... it'd be so damn literal! 'That machine has been misunderstood for years—you are finally using it to its full potential.'"
—Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

[–]eire1228 10 points11 points ago

"The Shocking Conclusion....."

[–]Antrikshy 0 points1 point ago

Which will spawn another sequel.

[–]sreeyesh 5 points6 points ago

Revenge, because damn right the transformers are not happy about this.

[–]UnwittyHoratioCaine 28 points29 points ago

I guess you could say... that car has been destroyed.

[–]MoonRazer 11 points12 points ago

Yes...Yes you could.

[–]dclowd9901 2 points3 points ago

Yeah.

[–]greenyellowbird 2 points3 points ago

Na, just need some Bondo and a new paint job....good as new.

[–]mklutarich11 43 points44 points ago

If only Shia was in that car...

[–]bluefin3 31 points32 points ago

No no no NO NO NO NO!!!

[–]AllTattedUpJay 13 points14 points ago

Relevant. Those who have not seen it may find it funny/amusing

[–]Smeb 2 points3 points ago

I found it very funny

[–]mrmightymyth 0 points1 point ago

I found it very amusing.

[–]bluefin3 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, didn't know how to do that properly on the iPhone :)

[–]Dr___Awkward 2 points3 points ago

Oh, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia let me go!

[–]pat_at_exampledotcom 13 points14 points ago

Considering that this happened in Pakistan, it's more likely there was a Sunni in the car.

[–]halakukhan 7 points8 points ago

Considering its Pakistan, more likely a Shia was in the car and a Sunni is on the pole unscrewing the transformer .

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 3 points4 points ago

Double kill

[–]lilbro209 2 points3 points ago

Are you kidding?!? Then we wouldn't be able to see any of the glorious movies he would be doing from now on, you know, since standard movies aren't enough for him anymore. I just HAVE to see him have " Actual Real Sex " in a movie because my life won't be right unless I do... :-/

[–]petsounds94[!] 3 points4 points ago

are you a racist dude i mean what is that

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 3 points4 points ago

It's a double meaning... Shia the actor from Transformers & Shia the scum (obviously kidding)

[–]Jessarium 2 points3 points ago

I like Shia. Even Stevens was hilarious and he's an OK actor.

[–]Dunge 16 points17 points ago

Just by the way, everyone who hasn't played Transformers: Fall of Cybertron yet should absolutely. It's an amazing game.

[–]Sick-Shepard 2 points3 points ago

I just beat it two hours ago. I didn't have very high expectations for it and it blew me away. It's up there with the Arkham games as one of the best licenses games I've played.

[–]iw2bad 4 points5 points ago

pretty sure its Rawalpindi , Pakistan

[–]pickled_squirrel 2 points3 points ago

That's gotta be one of the best titles I've ever seen. Thanks for the laugh :)

[–]Jurdun 5 points6 points ago

[–]420behavior420 5 points6 points ago

you have 80% of my internets for this

[–]mo_rar 4 points5 points ago

Pakistan <3

[–]dotVillain 6 points7 points ago

The most clever post I've seen in ages.

Fucking five star post, my nigga.

[–]ElementUUO 3 points4 points ago

I have to wonder if Redditors just walk around looking at things differently. Always looking or that one great pun.

General population sees this. "Damn that sucks. Haha glad its not me." Redditor. "hmm transformer... smashed... no wait, fell.....no, fallen..... eureka!!! transformers: revenge of the fallen

[–]rattmann316 4 points5 points ago

Obligatory:

That'll buff right out

[–]NightAudit 3 points4 points ago

It took me three passes to fully realize this pun.

  1. Oh funny, it looks like a Transformer, but its really a crashed car.

  2. Oh wait. That block of metal must have fallen on it. Good one.

  3. Hmmm, I bet you that thing is a transformer. Damn, I have a short attention span for internet pictures.

edit: fallen

[–]theHashmaster 3 points4 points ago

Excellent pun OP. That was awesome.

[–]Reoh 5 points6 points ago

OK everybody can logoff now, the Internet has been won for the day.

Hi5 OP.

[–]Armakham 14 points15 points ago

What the hell? Billy Dee Williams isn't hispanic! Someone get IT on the line; we've got a .gif to rename.

[–]miscmantheman 6 points7 points ago

It's no good captain... she's a goner.

[–]oD3 2 points3 points ago

Best title I have seen in months.

[–]Deedzz 2 points3 points ago

Solid pun

[–]newloaf 2 points3 points ago

Pun level: rilly rilly high.

[–]antshatepants 2 points3 points ago

This title! Can you win an award please?

[–]antshatepants 1 point2 points ago

Its even better because its a transformer!

hahah insert slowpoke meme

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

well played, sir

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

.

[–]BeeGeeBees 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap the internet can make me laugh again. Tears of happiness my friend.

[–]rsaleem 1 point2 points ago

Redditor for two years and lurker for the most part but this made me giggle like no other post in weeks.All my upvotes to you Mr SpaceLota!!

[–]upvizzle 1 point2 points ago

stopped me in my reddit tracks...I nominate for best caption...ever?

[–]CaptainRandus 1 point2 points ago

HOLY FUCK LOL

[–]GCforlife 2 points3 points ago

Very clever.

[–]Griffdude13 0 points1 point ago

That was a much better joke than any pot-eating-leg-humping-wrecking-ball-testicled attempt Michael Bay could've made in a 150 min runtime.

[–]coverton341 2 points3 points ago

[–]tandembicyclegang 3 points4 points ago

This one frame is better than the entirety of Transformers 2.

[–]NyQuil012 2 points3 points ago

Better plot, more compelling characters, no subtly racist robots. B+

[–]danoll 3 points4 points ago

All the while I'm wondering if someone was crushed to death.

[–]TheAdAgency 18 points19 points ago

They were transformed to "not alive".

[–]Dontinquire 1 point2 points ago

It just works on so many levels.

[–]Ewan_Whosearmy 3 points4 points ago

Soon, at a car mechanic nearby: "It makes a funny scraping noise when driving, and the windshield wipers seem to be stuck on something"

[–]Solkre 2 points3 points ago

Needs more explosions and lens flare.

[–]Biron5k 1 point2 points ago

I love puns. I love this post. I love you.

[–]StraY_WolF 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't have been more perfect.

[–]defiantketchup 0 points1 point ago

Transformer: Killed the Pizza Guuuuuy.

[–]KABLAMO17 1 point2 points ago

modding cars has really changed since I last checked...

[–]stanatstan 0 points1 point ago

Regulator: mount up

[–]guyver_dio -1 points0 points ago

Before time began, there was... The cube

[–]weasel17 0 points1 point ago

He wanted to escape, but calculations let him down.

[–]PhatDaddy420 0 points1 point ago

On the bright side, Free car upgrade!

[–]MonkeeSage 0 points1 point ago

What...is that in the top right (against the wall)? I can't tell if it's a bike / rickshaw, a camel lying down, or an alien. My vote is on alien camel bike.

[–]Make_it_Snow 0 points1 point ago

"You have snubbed me for the last time, Suzuki Cultus."

[–]shankems2000 -1 points0 points ago

You people are easily amused.

[–]sheikhmk 0 points1 point ago

I think this one is from Islamabad, capital of Pakistan.

[–]Hunt5man 0 points1 point ago

Your photo is not orange enough to be considered worthy of a Michael Bay pun.

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

A little bondo and she'll be good as new.

[–]Preblegorillaman 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Optimus took a shit on your car.

[–]ashishduh 0 points1 point ago

We will kill them all.

[–]ItsRainingStuff 1 point2 points ago

"Nah bro, it makes the car go faster. You know, like speed holes."

[–]gtrce 0 points1 point ago

Complete carnage.

[–]urmombaconsmynarwhal 0 points1 point ago

that'll buff righ---meh nevermind

[–]systemtyrant 0 points1 point ago

That is one powerful picture right there.

[–]AvatarOfErebus 0 points1 point ago

How long is embarrassingly long to get this one? 5-10 seconds acceptable?

[–]bam-bidi-bam-bidi 1 point2 points ago

took me a min to get it. best title ever

[–]theforemost187 0 points1 point ago

TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

[–]whataniceguitar 0 points1 point ago

that's a fucking huge heatsink

[–]invisible_drive 1 point2 points ago

Still laughing, ty

[–]Atrix621 0 points1 point ago

Donnie Darko!

[–]justonecomment 0 points1 point ago

I just hope no one was hurt. If someone was driving when that happened then they're most likely dead.

[–]hubricht 0 points1 point ago

What is this, I don't see Shia Labeouf anywhere

[–]petsounds94[!] 0 points1 point ago

i love saying "revenge of the fallen" all of the time i wonder if this will effet my ability to say it as a lot of my friends are redditors. dw i still upvoted your post... cuz it's still fantastic

[–]bryangrossman 0 points1 point ago

I really hope no one was in that car.....

[–]stereographic 0 points1 point ago

After seeing the photo with RES, I was thoroughly expecting another This is what MY girlfriend did when she found out I killed her dad etc...

[–]mistaknowitall 1 point2 points ago

A plot that makes sense and no Shia LePoof. Upvote for you, sir.

[–]R3Mx 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha omg LOL

[–]ASTROPOTATOE 0 points1 point ago

Well..... Nuff said -___-* Too much intellect involved, it's already too early to be awake anyway.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 1 point2 points ago

Ummm why the fuck do they have an open core & coil transformer outside in the first place? Plus this looks toroidal which kinda throws me off.

[–]FullSexWithAWoman 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry everyone. I don't get it.

[–]Jabbaws 1 point2 points ago

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[–]pizzadudecook 0 points1 point ago

You know there was someone who played HL + HL2 + CS sitting there with him and said "You know what would get you a lot of attention with the gamer crowd?"

[–]xlittlerockr 0 points1 point ago

This picture is much better than the movie.

[–]axemonk667 0 points1 point ago

well 9000 down voters apparently don't know what a real life transformer is.

[–]reynaldo666 0 points1 point ago

totally

[–]abbdub 1 point2 points ago

I found significantly more entertainment in this picture and title than I did in the actual movie.

[–]cbfw86 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like that guys wife is leaving him for spending too much time with his car.

[–]guitar360 -1 points0 points ago

I see resident evil 5 not transformers.

[–]imiiiiik 0 points1 point ago

OR Rise of the Electric Cars

[–]popteezy 0 points1 point ago

jazz didn't make it :(

[–]Slowhand09 0 points1 point ago

Is it:
(A) Transformer Transport Vehicle
(B) Electric Car
(C) Multi-Mega-watt car stereo

[–]AalphaQ 0 points1 point ago

This is a good one for R/Punny.

[–]sheikhmk -1 points0 points ago

What if someone was in the car, the guy should sue the electric company.

[–]KMFCM -1 points0 points ago

the fuck is that thing?

[–]Zhuke 0 points1 point ago

I thought of Donnie Darko

[–]ainttalkingboutlove 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, my car :(

[–]HiImTed 0 points1 point ago

I laughed, then a sudden realization took over, there could have been someone in there! :O

[–]you_are_not_prepared -1 points0 points ago

Yeh Khalailota aapka hua!

[–]nottodayfolks 0 points1 point ago

I hate seeing this when its an older, lower cost car. I just picture the insurance giving the poor guy like $1000 bucks and saying "sorry write off" then the guy has no car, cant get to work. Just really crappy time.

[–]schattenteufel 0 points1 point ago

Get out of that car, Power Line Transformer! You're drunk.

[–]Wtfloki 1 point2 points ago

I offer a toast to good puns!

[–]wsfarrell 0 points1 point ago

If Bruce Willis had been in that car when the transformer fell, he would have escaped.

[–]punkjabi 0 points1 point ago

The facepalm of the dude in the corner is just positively classic!

[–]herzogone 0 points1 point ago

This seems like a step up from the previous movie.

[–]snesk0008 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to buy 3 Luvaglio laptops (apparently the most expensive one on the market) and make throw aways on each one then throw away each laptop and each laptop, as it lands on the other, will hit the upvote button giving you the 3 most expensive upvotes in the history of time.

[–]blackNblued 0 points1 point ago

Anyone look at this and think "Oh hey, Optimus Prime must be going through puberty because his balls just dropped"

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

this kills the driver