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[–]killedtheoldme 9 points10 points ago

huh. i hope you are taking online courses from an established university. if youre taking courses with one of those online schools like phoenix or kaplan, youre not gonna have to worry about waking up early after graduation either...

[–]sp3nt[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha none of that bullshit. It's an actual university, I just have to be flexible for work is all.

[–]DLDude 2 points3 points ago

I get paid and work from home... how I feel about all you taking-classes people

[–]sp3nt[S] 1 point2 points ago

Checkmate.

[–]nomis_nehc 3 points4 points ago

I want that kitten.

[–]FirstLadysDouche 1 point2 points ago

He made a joke that involved cats.

Joke with cat = karma machine

Simple redditology people.

[–]deannapolis 0 points1 point ago

I miss absolutely nothing about having to get up and drive to school.

[–]cook94j 1 point2 points ago

Lucky you. I had an online quiz to take today, yet it was scheduled from only 9-11am.

[–]PortRoyce 0 points1 point ago

Forever alone, you will be

[–]dangerelton 0 points1 point ago

You are not nearly as cute as that kitten. LIES!

[–]EvilGrimace 0 points1 point ago

I work for one of the largest online universities in CA; they have multiple choice and True or False final exams for graduate level courses.

[–]RustBrotherOne -2 points-1 points ago

Hey... Saint Leo University offers online courses, I've been considering taking them instead of going to an actual college, but... yeah. What is the general opinion here? (if anybody knows anything about the Saint Leo online courses that is... )

[–]myimportantthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Yes I take online classes too. Hooray for lectures that start... whenever you want! It is surely the future. Even Harvard and MIT are starting online education. It is cheap, efficient and practical.

[–]mwad 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, feel sorry for you. I have to take one class distance learning, and it sucks. It's so much easier to pay attention when you take a class in person.

[–]jahumaca 1 point2 points ago

Different people are different.

[–]mwad 0 points1 point ago

yeah, it works for some, and is the only option for others. I take my class that way because it is the only way I can. Honestly though, it's hard to not pay attention when sitting in a classroom, but when sitting at your computer you have the whole internet to distract you.