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The Good, The Bag, and The Unlucky (imgur.com)

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[–]xlaxplaya 197 points198 points ago

The scumbag design on the hat was a nice touch. Top notch shop.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 23 points24 points ago

didn't even notice that

[–]cobrakai11 55 points56 points ago

When you do things right, no one will notice.

[–]Dr_Fetus 25 points26 points ago

One thing wrong and no one forgets.

[–]ybcuz 13 points14 points ago

Reminds me of this joke:

Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "McTavish, you see that bridge out there."

"Aye Angus, I do"

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me Angus the bridge builder?"

"No Angus they don't" McTavish says sympathetically.

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good roof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call em Angus the Roof Maker?"

"No angus they don't"

Angus takes another deep pull at his beer, his face going red.

"But you fuck ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"

Edited some wording on this copy/paste job.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

Angus was from New Zealand.

[–]CommonSenseMajor 1 point2 points ago

The twist: McTavish is a sheep.

[–]ybcuz 0 points1 point ago

Directed by M Night Shyamalan

[–]CuriousAbra 1 point2 points ago

You know, now that I think about it, that is a tad wrong. Angus built an entire flipping bridge by himself, and an entire school roof. He is an amazingly prodigious mason and carpenter.

Sheep-fucking would be a hilarious anecdote about him, but I honestly doubt they'd make it his epithet. It'd be like if we called Einstein "Einstein the adulterer"

[–]ybcuz 0 points1 point ago

Congressman Anthony Weiner

[–]mrmcfakename 1 point2 points ago

Angus is talking to himself...

[–]partanimal -2 points-1 points ago

THING, DICKWAD!!!!

Edit: Dr_Fetus had written, "One thin wrong ..." I gave him/her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was ironically intentional. My bad.

[–]Sublime1996 0 points1 point ago

I'll never forget you misspelled 'thing'

[–]Dr_Fetus 0 points1 point ago

Shush you.

[–]ghosteatingtiger -4 points-3 points ago

stating the obvious common knowledge; no karma :( for you

[–]DontJudgeMeMonkey 13 points14 points ago

When you do things right, no one will notice.
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

[–]NashtheLion 1 point2 points ago

Futurama God speaks only truth.

[–]fruchle -1 points0 points ago

Why do people keep saying that, when it was Leonard Nimoy on the Simpsons?

[–]resonatingfury 3 points4 points ago

that was beautiful

[–]D4rkr4in 5 points6 points ago

you're beautiful.

[–]onealns 3 points4 points ago

you're a towel!

[–]D4rkr4in 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I get that a lot.

[–]Cheddar_Curtain 2 points3 points ago

As an auto mechanic, I can vouch for this.

[–]veisc2 0 points1 point ago

tru.dat

the out of orderness is so shitty tho

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

That's actually the way the original poster was organized.

[–]_supernovasky_ 0 points1 point ago

I love how this is now the "scumbag design."

I wonder who made and designed that hat.

[–]BDandC 261 points262 points ago

It bothers me that the names and pictures arent in the same order

[–]nafm999 42 points43 points ago

I'm in the same boat. Can't blame him after reading his user name though... He came very far considering.

[–]styleguide 7 points8 points ago

Stupid babies need the MOST attention.

[–]bornes 3 points4 points ago

It bothers me this screencap is out of focus.

[–]Hysteriia 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me that everyone in this thread is so bothered

[–]styleguide -1 points0 points ago

I was going to link to the video, but I figured the fact that it gets cut off might bother people more. WELL PREPARE TO BE BOTHERED!

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 0 points1 point ago

I'm impressed that he had a screencap ready for this actually. Also this is probably from the 90's, so all the non-hd cartoons looked a little "blurry" compared to what we're used to now.

[–]SCOTT_MESCUDI -1 points0 points ago

I think it's because of the way that the faces are. The bag has to be on the far left because his face is only at that angle while the others face towards the left.

[–]ImAStupidBaby[S] 1 point2 points ago

Kids love that water.

[–]ImAStupidBaby[S] 11 points12 points ago

I weighed the options carefully. Do I keep the order on the original poster, which is itself not the right order for the English title? Do I flip the guy's faces and get complaints about them facing the wrong way, or flip the poster bodies and get complaints about the character order?

I rationalized it that it worked within each meme's character. Scumbag Steve- gets cast in the Bad role / takes the Good spot. Good Guy Greg - spot gets taken on the poster / doesn't care. Bad Luck Brian - makes it into a movie / gets cast as the Ugly.

TL;DR - When you have to shop... shop. Don't talk.

[–]SapienChavez 0 points1 point ago

nice quote, cheyenne :)

or was it harmonica?

you should do more of these! id love to see Duck, You Sucker or Once Upon a Time in the West

[–]baculumsucker 12 points13 points ago

Original poster design I think.

[–]desafortunado 5 points6 points ago

Ding ding ding!

[–]xlaxplaya 0 points1 point ago

Correct! But it looks like this image was flipped, maybe because it made it easier to shop the faces in.

[–]chrisrobinm 3 points4 points ago

Well, that's kind of what the original poster's did, too. They weren't usually in the same order as the title.

[–]FemaCampDirector 0 points1 point ago

Very nice my friend.

[–]Jachard 32 points33 points ago

It bothers me that it's "The Bag" and not "The Bad".

[–]balcerzak 130 points131 points ago

the bag...scum bag.. hence bag

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[–]kaimason1 -1 points0 points ago

You know there's a title for a reason?

[–]PTBYOOJ 25 points26 points ago

i'm guessing he was going for scumbag

[–]Jachard 18 points19 points ago

/facepalm

I should really get some sleep.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

Don't be silly.

[–]s34nsm411 3 points4 points ago

It bothers me that I didnt realize that it did NOT say "bad" until I read your comment

[–]ValiantTurtle19 -1 points0 points ago

Whoosh.

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[–]Tridian 1 point2 points ago

Just in case you haven't checked the other comments yet: ScumBAG Steve.

[–]Jachard 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's supposed to be "Bag" for "Scumbag Steve". I suppose.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

It bothers me that 
the names and pictures arent 
in the same order

[–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

So many damn movie posters and covers are like this. I ragetwitch evry tim.

[–]sysopz 0 points1 point ago

Well now that you've pointed it out...

[–]o0DrWurm0o 0 points1 point ago

Well you should know them by their outfits.

[–]SapienChavez 0 points1 point ago

the original movie posters and trailers even mixed them up. i saw this movei in the theatre, about 15 yrs ago, and they had an English trailer with Italian text. that trailer called Angel Eyes The Ugly.

[–]butlersrevenge -3 points-2 points ago

Sigh, we internet people are so spoiled. I realise you're joking, but your comment made me think. If we want something we can get it on demand, well, to see but not touch, and it's strange; we're spoiled. Why didn't he make it perfect? Why is there not more things on Reddit I want to see? Why did Daddy leave me?

[–]Elmonotheczar 37 points38 points ago

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "

[–]mcgriddles 6 points7 points ago

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[–]cjlonghorn25 13 points14 points ago

there are 3 kinds of people. dicks. pussys. and assholes.

[–]High_Born_Manitee 15 points16 points ago

Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.

So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with Redditors is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

[–]CrosswordsAreFun 12 points13 points ago

Matt Damon.

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[–]2ndScud 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations.

[–]Eriden 1 point2 points ago

"You won negative seven karma!"

[–]UmiNotsuki 1 point2 points ago

I read this all gangster.

"You see, in this world there's two kinda people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig, ya dig?"

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

That's gangsters for you. Always calling me "friend".

[–]jingks 1 point2 points ago

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend: Those that come in by the door and those that come in by the window.

[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 1 point2 points ago

"Put your drawers on, and your gun off."

[–]sahilbawa 23 points24 points ago

WHO GAVE BAD LUCK BRIAN A GUN

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 3 points4 points ago

It's okay. He's only gonna hurt himself.

[–]ageofthoughts 13 points14 points ago

Shoots 5 shots, last cylinder is empty.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

That's not bad luck, that's just stupid.

[–]ageofthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Fine, 6th bullet is a dud or something.

[–]giraffricanamerican 0 points1 point ago

Chamber? Cylinder is what spins and houses the individual chambers.

[–]ageofthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Funny enough I was about to put chamber, but though I could be wrong because it's a revolver. Just because I lay FPS games doesn't mean I know anything about guns, despite the general consensus of fps players. But, yes, I meant chamber.

[–]RedWave 12 points13 points ago

This will be all over 9gag and then all over my facebook.

[–]Roboticide 3 points4 points ago

But at least for this sweet, brief moment, we have something of our own. Something that we did, our own original content. And later, sure it'll have a 9GAG watermark on it, but you will know, that at one point, this was Reddit Original Content. And it's awesome.

[–]Arch_Trickster 4 points5 points ago

Read the above comment in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]Roboticide 0 points1 point ago

I'll also accept Liam Neeson, or Jeff Bridges.

[–]River_Jones 14 points15 points ago

Damn, this is a good picture

[–]Inspector_7 13 points14 points ago

Yep, thats BBB

[–]jokanee 9 points10 points ago

BLB?

[–]DarkLoad1 16 points17 points ago

Nah, the Better Business Bureau.

[–]Inspector_7 6 points7 points ago

There's just no bluffing out of this one.

[–]Bbmajor 0 points1 point ago

bad luck brian

[–]NashtheLion 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQzW6wz2JQk

[–]goodolarchie 3 points4 points ago

If this is an original, you are a god.

[–]x21in2010x 2 points3 points ago

Jumpin on this train while it's HOT, yo.

Seriously, there are hundreds of people smacking their foreheads thinking, "Damn, that coulda been my karma."

[–]babybarnacle 2 points3 points ago

I would watch this movie so hard.

[–]CimmerianThoughts 2 points3 points ago

GREGORY!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!?!!??!! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A ----

[–]jingks 2 points3 points ago

Ahee-ahee-ahhhh!

[–]Basher_52 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/6thuiB_Kl7E

[–]hungry_4_swag 0 points1 point ago

HAHA IT'S LIKE THE MEMES BUT WITH THAT MOVIE WE ALL LIKE WHY YES IT IS THE ONLY WESTERN I HAVE EVER SEEn HOW COULD YOU TELL HAAHA NO I ONLY WATCH MOVIES FROM IMDBS TOP 250 WHO IS ENGMAR BURGWOMAN IM KIND OF A FILM BUFF STANLEY KUBRICK IS MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A TROLL RIGHT GUIZE? RIGHT? GIVE ME AN UPVOTE NOW BECAUSE I MENTIONED YOUR FAVORITE THINGS

Go fuck yourselves.

[–]Pentay 0 points1 point ago

You know when you cough from laughter? That.

[–]Ramtinb 8 points9 points ago

My girlfriend told me to post something witty while this is still a fresh post to get lots of karma and this is the best i can do right now.

[–]rgeguypic 5 points6 points ago

No sex for you tonight.

[–]booyah-achieved -1 points0 points ago

i'm sure she's proud.

[–]MegaBattleJesus 0 points1 point ago

GO SHOW THAT WOMAN WHAT "THE BEST YOU CAN DO" IS!

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

Rejected. Nice try.

[–]Doctor_DeSalvo -2 points-1 points ago

I will give you Karma, because I love you.

[–]KingRat12 0 points1 point ago

/r/AdviceAnimals is that way

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 0 points1 point ago

What an oddly-timed statement.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

I bet a mod there would take it down for not following some rule.

[–]ImAStupidBaby[S] 1 point2 points ago

Second rule - Follow the general Advice Animal format. Two line setup or a pinwheel background.

[–]Johnlordly 3 points4 points ago

TIL Scumbag Steve looks like Mac Miller.

[–]alecsince87 -1 points0 points ago

Slightly overlooked the order of pictures vs names.

[–]Ridikulus 1 point2 points ago

I'm a big fan of Steve's Gucci cowboy hat.

[–]balcerzak 1 point2 points ago

This is awesome. Nice work.

[–]ComoImports 0 points1 point ago

I would totally buy a poster of this

[–]strangelycutlemon 0 points1 point ago

Poor Brian shoots his own hat off...

[–]2Mobile 0 points1 point ago

Gold

[–]erjohnson1 0 points1 point ago

This is really well done.

[–]ledzep4life 1 point2 points ago

I wish I was a cowboy.

[–]murse42 -1 points0 points ago

TIL that just like me, BLB SBS and GGG shoot left handed!

[–]shrewm 0 points1 point ago

"Reddit" circa 2012

[–]smokealottapotamus 0 points1 point ago

hilarious

[–]coffeetablesex 0 points1 point ago

that is the best picture of SBS i have ever seen...

[–]D4rkr4in -1 points0 points ago

/r/AdviceAnimals

[–]TripleWDot 0 points1 point ago

Wild Wild West.

[–]nathandavid13 0 points1 point ago

The reddit holy trinity?

[–]ShortRound_ -1 points0 points ago

This deserves more upvotes than one user can give!

[–]lpisme 1 point2 points ago

Utter freaking genius. Most original post I've seen in, oh, 6 months or more?

I'm a sucker for classic movies, and that being said, if you ever need a kidney drop me a PM and if we're a match I'd gladly oblige.

[–]ImAStupidBaby[S] 1 point2 points ago

Duly noted.

[–]TheDuckyNinja 0 points1 point ago

I'll start working on the script ASAP.

[–]GhostOfImNotATroll 0 points1 point ago

This is epic.

[–]ViolenceHero 0 points1 point ago

[Blondie, Angel eyes and Tuco. Damn do I love this movie. Whenever I watch this I think of spending time with my dad when I was a little kid.]

[–]Basher_52 1 point2 points ago

Brackets for thought?

[–]ViolenceHero 0 points1 point ago

[Nah, just look at my history. It's brackets all the way down.]

[–]Basher_52 0 points1 point ago

Still, why the brackets man?

[–]ViolenceHero 0 points1 point ago

[No reason.]

[–]Basher_52 1 point2 points ago

[You seem like a pretty cool dude] :)

[–]ViolenceHero 0 points1 point ago

[Thanks bro.]

[–]Santoryu 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, one day someone is going to make a feature film filled with memes. They were already in south park.

[–]hugs_and_drugs 0 points1 point ago

I think GGG is sexy.

[–]bhaaat -2 points-1 points ago

these couldn't have been in order?

[–]FarrokhDoesntApprove -1 points0 points ago

How long has GGG been unlucky? I thought he was just nice.

[–]MustLoveVaginas 0 points1 point ago

GENIUS

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

Gunslinger, MOUNT UP!

[–]glaarthir 1 point2 points ago

Directed by M.KNIGHT.SHLAMYAMAM.

[–]Lobster_Rapist -1 points0 points ago

you could have kept the original title

[–]MySockHurts -1 points0 points ago

Today's award of meaningless time-wasting goes to...

[–]danielpj 0 points1 point ago

If you Meme for a living, why do you kill yourself memeing?

[–]dikbut 0 points1 point ago

and the leftöver crack

[–]septicman 1 point2 points ago

This is too good for words.

[–]SHIT_DICK 1 point2 points ago

If you didn't know these memes, I could see how the title would correspond with the picture (The Good, The Bad, and the Unlucky. GOOD: Scumbag steve looks all nice and proper (like the main antagonist) BAD: BLB looks like he has an evil smile UNLUCKY: GGG looks like a dofus who has bad luck because he's clumsy.

[–]novastorm17 1 point2 points ago

Well shopped my friend

[–]Roboticide 0 points1 point ago

I'm eagerly awaiting the trailer.

[–]razthecat 0 points1 point ago

this is brilliant

[–]snapin 0 points1 point ago

You just beat the Internets.

[–]EvilHom3r 0 points1 point ago

Who's the one in the middle?

[–]himynameis_ 0 points1 point ago

I just saw this movie today actually too.

[–]EndofRebirth 0 points1 point ago

Obvious, considering the tri-meme featuring this same trio yesterday, but meh, upvote for you.

[–]Psilo707 0 points1 point ago

This is meta.

[–]galactic27 1 point2 points ago

Have a fistful of karma.

[–]jingks 0 points1 point ago

Hey Greg! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a...

Ahee-ahee-ahhhh!

[–]crazyheckman 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else REALLY want to see GGG in a western now?

[–]Dardove 0 points1 point ago

You know it has been a while since I have watched The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Time to rewatch I think.

[–]skatermario3 0 points1 point ago

"After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar."

[–]Pentay 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for being a peak Reddit meme summation moment and for tripping everybody's "Wtf I'm OCD and haven't noticed?" censor.

[–]itsCHOWDAH 0 points1 point ago

I thought "The Bag" was a typo before I realized it was Bag as in ScumBAG o_O

[–]finalxnoodles 0 points1 point ago

theme song

[–]Spam_Toaster 0 points1 point ago

This is so well done

[–]SelfishAirboat -1 points0 points ago

This is so well done.

                  ↑ dat period

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[–]OmegaDildoLauncher -1 points0 points ago

i hate mems too.

[–]Womens_rights_LOL -1 points0 points ago

GGG's cigarette is perfect for this. I really enjoyed this.

[–]elmasur 0 points1 point ago

That's not a cigarette.

[–]funknska 0 points1 point ago

I never noticed how much the scumbag looks like Mac Miller before this

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