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[–]RealBean 202 points203 points ago

[–]Gammro 27 points28 points ago

Allright, I'll watch it again...

[–]Frankeh 7 points8 points ago

I think I'm responsible for a minimum of about 80-100 of those views. And I'm damn proud.

[–]ruggedshrimp 8 points9 points ago

I watch it at least once a day. I haven't been in a bad mood for almost two months.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure the 117 million views are made from about 20 million people max.

[–]Frankeh 3 points4 points ago

I view it multiple times because I desperately want to see it beat Beiber. It won't, but I wish it would.

[–]Shenaniganz08 1 point2 points ago

holy fuck nearly 700 million views

what is wrong with people

[–]NightAudit 0 points1 point ago

I enjoy that this link was purple.

[–]Mjolnirium 39 points40 points ago

So much love for this gif

[–]Pdiamond 7 points8 points ago

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)  Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op

〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style

[–]RealBean 1 point2 points ago

Best thing everrrrrr.

[–]ofNoImportance 13 points14 points ago

So this is a thing now?

Good. This is a better thing than other things.

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

But not as good as somethings.

[–]melechkibitzer 0 points1 point ago

"screamin' at dat ass"

[–]blarg_dino 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would watch again

[–]Batman_for_President 0 points1 point ago

That sideways gallop he does is far harder to perform than he makes it look.

[–]UsedSilkSockRocket -1 points0 points ago

Thank you, I love this gif when use in the right situation.

[–]IrritableOwlSyndrome 59 points60 points ago

Hopefully you transformed to Stefan Urquelle right after.

[–]WTFZerg 10 points11 points ago

I had a friend who went to an all-boys school for 3/4 of High School. I got him to transfer to my public high school for his senior year.

He still thanks me to this day.

[–]The_Last_Raven 17 points18 points ago

As a member of such club (and therefore someone who wasn't very adept at speaking to women), be prepared sir and do not overindulge. I've since graduated from college and have a GF too now. The biggest issue I had was with not trying to blurt out something I recalled as hilarious in HS... Basically what's now more like reddit humor, minus the butthurt. I think I spent my first class in shock and then proceeded to not speak to anyone for a week.

[–]ThePhenix 12 points13 points ago

I think there should be a rule, akin to Basil Fawlty's 'DON'T MENTION THE WAR' for social situations. It should be called, 'DON'T MENTION THE INTERNET'.

[–]RageDoll 9 points10 points ago

"You started it!"

"No we didn't! You invaded Poland!!"

[–]wOlfLisK 3 points4 points ago

"Don't mention the war. I accidentally mentioned it but I think I got away with it"

After an entire speech about the war.

[–]MuelaBeast 1 point2 points ago

Flag.

[–]Shenaniganz08 1 point2 points ago

My advice: Don't publicly be perverted/comment on women's breasts/butts around females

Even if its funny, it's your female friends, you've been drinking, a girls boobs are practically about to pop out, etc never comment on it. It took me way way too long to realize that even though people laughed at this, I was seen as immature/sexually desperate by females

[–]Hyunion 5 points6 points ago

Then major in engineering in college where it's... practically an all boy major

[–]webmiester 1 point2 points ago

In Canada, female enrollment is up to about 21% now.

[–]bodaciousbilly 1 point2 points ago

Naturally, or with programs/incentives/etc? One is awesome, the other is lame.

[–]webmiester 2 points3 points ago

Programs/incentives/etc is lame? That's lame. Women still face stigma going into the engineering field. You need a combination of brave women and welcoming institutions to overcome that stigma and women-in-engineering scholarships is a great way to nudge prospective students into them.

[–]bodaciousbilly 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it's lame. Special treatment is lame. Women should get into STEM fields because they can and it's awesome, not because someone wants numbers to look better so they hold hands.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 8 points9 points ago

[–]ArizonaHawk 5 points6 points ago

At the last second of the GIF, it appears he is disgusted by what he sees... is this unintentional on your part, or a Freudian slip?

[–]Chewbakaaaa 14 points15 points ago

I think that means he jizzes.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 8 points9 points ago

Not all girls are hot. Go to Walmart.

[–]poopsinshoe 6 points7 points ago

You poor bastard. You're totally unprepared.

[–]Ceejae 19 points20 points ago

All boys schools are very common in Australia and Britain, and I can assure you that most people that go to them don't finish unprepared. For every all boys school there is an all girls school somewhere full of girls equally desiring to meet guys, and they both socialise a lot. I actually preferred it for a lot of reasons.

[–]teaprincess 3 points4 points ago

Went to an all-girls' grammar school (i.e. a "traditional"-style school where you read Latin) in the UK. At the end of my GCSEs I transferred to a comprehensive sixth form college because I was sick of the mentality and under-the-radar bullying (from both teachers and students) that pervaded my high school.

I did not have any difficulty socialising with males whatsoever; in fact, the majority of my friends at that stage of my life were guys because the girls thought I was "stuck up" or "too brainy." I wasn't stuck up, I actually wanted to be friends with everyone because I didn't know anybody but they simply assumed by my accent and the name of my school (it's one of the top schools in the country) that I thought myself too good for them.

[–]leftwing_rightist 14 points15 points ago

I go to an all boys school in the US and we hate the all girls school because they're rich, ugly whores. They hate us too, though, because we're assholes.

[–]teaprincess 15 points16 points ago

Every single girl in that school is ugly, eh? Yeah, whatever. And I bet you look like George Clooney.

[–]Dem0n5 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like a coming of age teen movie in the making...

[–]Chartone 2 points3 points ago

Ugly? Nope. As a graduate of an all guys school I had little love for most of the girls sense of entitlement and overall bitchiness, but I'd never call them ugly.

[–]IvyGold 1 point2 points ago

I went to an all boys boarding school for four years -- very Dead Poet's Society.

The neighboring girls schools were awesome. I then hit a very liberal arts college, living on the same floor as chicks... Eyes opened.

[–]LordRuler 3 points4 points ago

As a former all-boys school-goer (In Australia), I can confirm this :)

[–]Kakoose 1 point2 points ago

As a current all-boys school-goer (In Australia), I can confirm this :)

[–]Kit_L -1 points0 points ago

I, too, went to an all-male school, but here in the US. I thought it was a great experience and if I have kids I'll definitely be sending them to a same-sex school as well.

[–]Charliefoxtrot122 1 point2 points ago

Graduate of an all male military episcopalian boarding school in the US. I may not have had much chance to socialize with women but when I came to college I easily made male friends and quickly learned the ins and outs of picking up women.

[–]kangaroostew 2 points3 points ago

This went to an all guys school and we would just walk across the road at the end if the day to the all girls school.

[–]turdzilla 0 points1 point ago

Salvo?

[–]bhughes89 0 points1 point ago

dude i feel ya. same thing happened to me. and now that ive graduated and moved to a hodunk town, i feel like i might as well have just gone back to the all boys school haha

[–]CallmeLeon 0 points1 point ago

Where are there all boys schools?

[–]Charli3q 0 points1 point ago

Here in New Orleans we dont have much options for schools. It's either shitty public schools or all boy/all girl Catholic schools.

[–]Swrdfshtrmbns 0 points1 point ago

The .gif should also be known as: "How to pull off a Fedora"

[–]MrMantastic -1 points0 points ago

knowthatfeelbro.JPG I was home schooled with my five brothers until 8th grade i'm currently a sophomore and I can't have physical contact with a girl without feeling uncomfortable. Now that I think about it you have it easy in comparison...

[–]GuessWho_O -1 points0 points ago

Did you jizz at the end?

[–]lxlbluesteellxl -1 points0 points ago

McCallie

[–]caddycads -1 points0 points ago

Go home Steve...

[–]dvots 1 point2 points ago

You Sir, made my day.

[–]mainey34red 0 points1 point ago

That feel

[–]doodiewizard 0 points1 point ago

i hope you were wearing that hat

[–]pacofvf 0 points1 point ago

I had the exact opposite experience, I've always had female best friends, then I went to engineering school, all men, all kind of weirdos, now I'm a weirdo like all of us.

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 0 points1 point ago

Man, that would suck. I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I don't know why there are still schools that separate by gender. It's so trivial.

[–]sic-pyro 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to Jungle Love when this popped up, funny as hell

[–]as1126 1 point2 points ago

I distinctly remember the sound of high heels clicking the in hallway. Was quite a change.

[–]sarahla 0 points1 point ago

It was the same for me except I had to play it cool and act as if it did not make a difference to me

[–]bowa 0 points1 point ago

You just don't see enough Urkel .gifs these days.

[–]basementboy 0 points1 point ago

"What the hell are those things?"

"They're called 'breasts'"

"Do they hurt?"

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

Going from a 54% girls high school to engineering in college.

Yeah. And the university is split into engineering/science/business campus and a 5 min shuttle ride is the arts/medical/teaching campus. Guess which has more females.

[–]ArghMayte 0 points1 point ago

I love that gif!

[–]StickR 0 points1 point ago

Ladies, LADIEESS...what is up?

[–]NayrBuskov57 0 points1 point ago

same experience.....still in shock

[–]Mr_James119 0 points1 point ago

I'm an only boy at an all girls school since my mother teaches there... It was awkward at first... now its not...

[–]NDiesel -1 points0 points ago

Frightened? Upset?

[–]DeceptiFob 1 point2 points ago

Ah see, that's where you went wrong. You were supposed to turn into Stefan.

[–]Coolbreezy -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for any reference to that dickwad character.

[–]familypc 1 point2 points ago

This. Nothing with Erkel (Urkel? Irkel? Steve.) is ever funny.

[–]TheIrateGlaswegian 1 point2 points ago

LADIES!

Also, Philippa Forrester. OOFT.

[–]jettameg -1 points0 points ago

an all boy high school? i truly pity you sir

[–]thisguysemail 1 point2 points ago

its alot nicer than people think

[–]LaundromatHero 0 points1 point ago

It's true. There aren't guys acting like douchebags to impress the girls in class. Also, the all girls school was on the same campus as our all boys school, we even shared some classes.

[–]mdhockey9[S] 1 point2 points ago

It was the best four years of high school I could have had. There was no drama, and you could whatever you wanted without people saying you were immature.

[–]tlums -1 points0 points ago

So let me get this straight... You turned into a nerdy, young black man?

Sounds reasonable.

[–]beardfaced 0 points1 point ago

Why are all boy/all girl schools a thing? I never understood it.

[–]SparkyDreamer 3 points4 points ago

I went to an all girls school, and the administration talked a lot about how boys and girls learn differently and how "distraction free" our classes were. I guess some people really believe that makes a big difference.

Guys were really distracting for the first like 2 weeks of college for me, but then I got used to it. My all female college classes were a lot more full of distractions Bc girls were ealways whispering and getting off topic.

[–]beardfaced 5 points6 points ago

So in reality they're actually pointless?

[–]fliesatdawn 2 points3 points ago

Some people like it. Some don't. I loved going to an all boys high school. I felt like I could divide my day up between school and socializing. Some people don't like it, but I wonder if they just didn't like school in the first place. Who knows?

[–]Ijb3 0 points1 point ago

It is in fact distracting for guys to go to a normal high school. I went to public school most of my life and made alright grades but never paid attention because I was busy trying to impress the female friends I had in the class by doing something stupid. Moving to an all boys school just made things more relaxed and I could focus. I have a lot of friends who now go to all girls schools who love that too because the don't have to shave their legs or any such nonsense.

[–]strobexp 0 points1 point ago

We need more urkel gifs

[–]reed5point0 0 points1 point ago

what an amazing gif

[–]SirRiccio -2 points-1 points ago

I know that feeling. I went to an all boy high school, then went in to nursing school.

[–]Bicko -2 points-1 points ago

I was in one for 10 years. Think I had it -slightly- worse.

[–]pealzebub -1 points0 points ago

Don't ever Family Matters

[–]takingadip -5 points-4 points ago

I might have gone to the same school as you. What state? I am not joking. Minnesota for me.

[–]UncleGooch 9 points10 points ago

Really, you went to an all-male high school and then went college? Me too!

[–]slaydog -1 points0 points ago

me three

[–]Shazaamism327 -1 points0 points ago

went to one as well. currently an engineering major at a tech school

Not much has changed...

[–]wolflion -1 points0 points ago

i feel like Brock from pokemon the first week back at school

[–]callseveryonefaggot -3 points-2 points ago

[–]killerceo -2 points-1 points ago

This perfectly described me when reading a Facebook status about me.

[–]Pumpersnickel -2 points-1 points ago

Well, as the late great Siddhartha Gautama once said in reference to Urkel:

"That little snot boy! I'd like to smack that kid."

[–]nightynightowl 1 point2 points ago

Basically my reaction taking a CompSci (CompSci!) class after a semester of all CompEng classes.

[–]ashtray_nuke 1 point2 points ago

There's girls in your compsci classes? maybe it's just my small college, but that is not the case here sir. not one bit.

[–]nightynightowl 0 points1 point ago

While there aren't a lot of girls, the ratio is better than the 1:8 max of CompEng classes/EE...

[–]QuadSpray -1 points0 points ago

Laughed so hard at this

[–]loomie -2 points-1 points ago

What should I say? I am going to an school which teaches informatic and in our class there are only 2 girls... well, not really girls.

[–]CrispyPudding 0 points1 point ago

isn't it weird that femals in classes mostly visited my males are almost never feminine at all?

[–]familypc -2 points-1 points ago

69th Comment!!! Wooohooo! This...oh shit. 70.

[–]ROOTCasper 0 points1 point ago

upvote for all boys high schools sad fist bump

[–]akuzin 0 points1 point ago

Oh nice, girls love over-attentiveness and desperation, good luck

[–]compromised_account -3 points-2 points ago

first time ive seen that. cheers.

[–]callmememphis -3 points-2 points ago

Favorite. Gif. Yet.

[–]wolflife -4 points-3 points ago

I know that feel all too well.

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

I know that feel

BLEEP BLOOP

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[–]PrincessKeona -5 points-4 points ago

<3 <3 <3 STEVE!!! <3 <3 <3

[–]familypc 0 points1 point ago

G.I.R.L.