How do you fuck that up?

Crystalflute · 2012-09-07T03:02:38+00:00

I am a babysitter and you would be amazed on how much kids fall from just standing still on the same spot. They simply fall. It's rather hilarious.

OriginalStomper · 2012-09-07T03:08:03+00:00

Relatively large head to body ratio gives small kids a much higher center of mass.

adriennek · 2012-09-07T02:33:37+00:00

It's like he went for the handstand off of the slide and hit his face, but stayed up... Face stand. He did a face stand.

MalaTae · 2012-09-07T04:59:23+00:00

QWOP: Playground edition.

SeymourLevov · 2012-09-07T04:23:21+00:00

While this looks terrible, kids that age are amazingly flexible. Once my two year old climbed over the side of the couch, fell and somehow landed on his damn throat, legs arching scarily behind his head. I had already prepared myself for a lifetime of raising a quadriplegic when he just about bounced back up and tried to climb up the couch again.

Ocrasorm · 2012-09-07T02:04:40+00:00

It is like the slide gave him the power to break-dance.

AWildSketchAppeared · 2012-09-07T02:05:37+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/AIEcW.jpg

sprok18 · 2012-09-07T03:51:17+00:00

Ask him. http://imgur.com/a/eWV57

madams74 · 2012-09-07T04:33:11+00:00

What fuck up? He fucking nailed that landing.

leveraction1970 · 2012-09-07T04:00:39+00:00

This is what I love about kids. If I were to do that kind of facestand now I'd be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life, hoping they got all the gravel out of my face.

SquareTurtles · 2012-09-07T01:20:10+00:00

Future Olympic gymnast

AndresDM · 2012-09-07T03:34:42+00:00

i didnt fuck it up, he just landed it as a breakdance move thats all

Great_Chairman_Mao · 2012-09-07T05:31:23+00:00

That was a sick bboy freeze.

Cryptic_Mustard · 2012-09-07T03:18:11+00:00

mv^2/r That's how.

Ham_Rove · 2012-09-07T05:22:19+00:00

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv9gxoqA1d1r2gyf6o1_400.gif

YouDidntFuckingRead · 2012-09-07T04:38:13+00:00

Fuck, woke my wife up.

BearSole · 2012-09-07T03:33:22+00:00

Nose Grind +50

doodiefoot_x99 · 2012-09-07T03:49:37+00:00

That was a perfect scorpion fall.

xaelyn · 2012-09-07T04:24:46+00:00

"He's... yes he's going for the handstand. Aaand... Ohhh that's going to be a big deduction, really big."

schoocher · 2012-09-07T02:26:36+00:00

"It's OK, mommy will catch me.... AHHHH! Mah brain!"

400-Rabbits · 2012-09-07T05:20:51+00:00

I fractured both my ulna and radius (dangerously proximal to the epiphyseal plate, for you anatomy nerds) by falling off a slide when I was 7. I wasn't as smooth as this kid though; I suddenly wondered what the underneath of the slide looked like, leaned over, fell of the top, and landed hand-first on the ground.

So this goofy little tyke has my deepest and sincerest sympathy, and my utmost admiration for waiting until the bottom of the slide to bomb out.

Deadrocks · 2012-09-07T03:51:58+00:00

Child Learned New Move : Facestand.

rosecoloredraybans · 2012-09-07T05:00:36+00:00

B-boy in training

iamjamesmorton · 2012-09-07T05:16:46+00:00

A born and natural breakdancer, clearly!

frenchy9205 · 2012-09-07T04:57:00+00:00

I think you broke it

davkong · 2012-09-07T05:16:30+00:00

Don't find this funny actually. He might easily break his neck there.

PikachuWow · 2012-09-07T05:28:39+00:00

Elbow freeze! Awwww yeeee /r/bboy would be proud of him.

HaroldTheTaxMan · 2012-09-07T03:46:42+00:00

This kid has a bright future as the worlds next extreme soil inspector.

assgrape · 2012-09-07T05:14:56+00:00

not sure if down syndrome..... or steelers fan

Tilimorf · 2012-09-07T03:56:34+00:00

He's got mad break dancing skills!

wortime · 2012-09-07T05:07:13+00:00

"big head mode"

WalkingWalrus · 2012-09-07T04:11:25+00:00

Sometimes when I go down slides I like to bust a move, like a face stand

intensely_human · 2012-09-07T04:12:37+00:00

... and then end up in a head stand ??

stinkbug2010 · 2012-09-07T04:13:53+00:00

aaaaaaaaaaaaand... BREAKDANCE!

DrLando · 2012-09-07T04:22:59+00:00

Next time, he should read the instructions

sevegekaelen · 2012-09-07T04:32:10+00:00

Hes is gonna be/is one of those kids that hurts themselves all he time.

CoyoteStark · 2012-09-07T04:32:44+00:00

Allen please add more curve to the slide.

moychamoy · 2012-09-07T04:32:57+00:00

I cant even stand upside down for 2 sec

Deathbybunnies · 2012-09-07T04:37:05+00:00

I was really disappointed that I didn't get to see him topple over.

gjhgjh · 2012-09-07T04:38:48+00:00

I don't think a spine is meant to bend that way.

goofygoober1 · 2012-09-07T04:40:07+00:00

Can't stop laughing

barbapappa · 2012-09-07T04:43:18+00:00

bookmark

WeWalkAmongstYou · 2012-09-07T04:44:06+00:00

Epic handstand. Kids obviously meant to be a breakdancer.

thatkidfromseatt1e · 2012-09-07T04:45:35+00:00

Stuck the landing.

mojojoeljoel · 2012-09-07T04:46:41+00:00

That kid fucked up by falling into a handstand? He made going down a slide look way more awesome.

Drmcclintock12 · 2012-09-07T04:51:14+00:00

U just got served, bitch.

iPodLurker · 2012-09-07T04:51:16+00:00

He wanted to bust a move after he got down to a safe distance.

Hanselhoff27 · 2012-09-07T04:51:43+00:00

Because child.

Dr_Medic345 · 2012-09-07T04:52:00+00:00

Shit William, get it together.

joshguy1425 · 2012-09-07T04:52:02+00:00

I managed to do so at age 5. Broke my arm in the process. The slide didn't even have any curves.

nbenzi · 2012-09-07T04:54:43+00:00

That boy ain't right.

NarutoRendan · 2012-09-07T04:56:52+00:00

such a beta child

ragobash · 2012-09-07T04:56:58+00:00

He didn't fuck up. He meant to top it off with a handstand.

jesse950 · 2012-09-07T04:58:39+00:00

top heavy

Geronimo15 · 2012-09-07T05:00:22+00:00

BLARG

Clint_Swift · 2012-09-07T05:01:39+00:00

this looks like one of them crummy "family life" videos we watched in grade school

patio87 · 2012-09-07T05:02:42+00:00

Inertia is a bitch.

mmutinoi · 2012-09-07T05:02:53+00:00

My nephew has a bruise on his face from falling like that =(

DjinnNJuice · 2012-09-07T05:03:12+00:00

This kid took lessons on recoupin' from Mr.T

Max_Beezly · 2012-09-07T05:04:27+00:00

He just wanted to finish the slide with a break dance move. Is that soooooo wrong? Jeez you guys are such perfectionists.

jack_spankin · 2012-09-07T05:06:09+00:00

He didn't fuck it up. He dismounted with a handstand motherfuckers!!!!

BBS- · 2012-09-07T05:06:15+00:00

Fuck that up?

Are you kidding me?

I give him a 9.4/10. Great landing, slight bend in his dismount however.

ElBrad · 2012-09-07T05:08:22+00:00

That child will grow up to be king of the windowlickers!

Vulturas · 2012-09-07T05:08:41+00:00

You guys might call it a fail, but it's actually a sideways faceplant drop win.

bob-leblaw · 2012-09-07T05:08:48+00:00

He had a sweet headstand going until she wrecked it.

Flomo420 · 2012-09-07T05:09:37+00:00

Wow I cant believe how hard I laughed at this.

Epic faceplant.

SystemError69 · 2012-09-07T05:09:53+00:00

She's like jello

chronolis · 2012-09-07T05:10:10+00:00

All I could think was, "Come on everybody and bust a move"

unknownart · 2012-09-07T05:10:16+00:00

"This was fun. Now bored. Outta here, bitches."

LeDinosaur · 2012-09-07T05:10:18+00:00

He put his rubber shoe down at the middle. His shoe created friction and stopped his momentum coming down at a point where he was turning. So his weight carried him over the edge.

EDIT: spelling

waffelCake · 2012-09-07T05:10:33+00:00

Mfw

IHazMagics · 2012-09-07T05:11:57+00:00

Nah kid, that's all you. That time I pushed you too hard on a swing and you flew off, all me. This time is all you.

KingLiberal · 2012-09-07T05:12:01+00:00

Ok, Susie is watching me, time to shine! Alright, this isn't so hard. Hell, 2 more feet and I'll look like a God damn space cadet and it'll be animal crackers and make-out sessions by the monkey ba.. oh shit!

K_Mill · 2012-09-07T05:12:04+00:00

Those were some groovy bell-bottoms.

Good_WO_God · 2012-09-07T05:12:05+00:00

Seems to me he leaned the wrong direction into the turn.

toss_reply · 2012-09-07T05:12:49+00:00

How do you fuck that up?

It is like asking, "Magnets, how do they work?"

K_Mill · 2012-09-07T05:12:52+00:00

Those were some groovy bell-bottoms, man.

Davex83 · 2012-09-07T05:13:35+00:00

Didn't fuck anything up. Dude stuck the landing perfectly

Mike_theBoiler · 2012-09-07T05:14:04+00:00

PARKOUR!

Thinc_Ng_Kap · 2012-09-07T05:14:36+00:00

Kids gonna be a leader of some prosperous country in 35 years.

Warwickist · 2012-09-07T05:14:45+00:00

Forget that, how the fuck did he land in a balanced handstand?

daneib · 2012-09-07T05:14:47+00:00

...and just when I had convinced myself that being a parent wont be constantly worrying about my kids randomly injuring or killing themselves.

m_luthje · 2012-09-07T05:14:55+00:00

Only with that giant head of his

Allah_Mode · 2012-09-07T05:14:58+00:00

bad camber

TomHanks12 · 2012-09-07T05:15:03+00:00

Maybe Drunk Baby grew up a little bit.

RAKJR · 2012-09-07T05:15:26+00:00

My neck and back. :<

witty_account_name · 2012-09-07T05:15:57+00:00

I'm not sure that spines are supposed to bend that far

upandrunning · 2012-09-07T05:16:18+00:00

Now that's what I call a face plant.

ManicPixieFuckUp · 2012-09-07T05:16:23+00:00

I don't think you guys understand. This kid is a motherfucking pioneer of going down slides. Everyone's always like "yes, that patch of ground. That is the patch of ground worn by all the kids who have gone before me. That crater is an invitation to follow the footsteps and assprints of generations." This kid? This kid is like "fuck that. I choose my own destination. And I am going to choose it with my face."

hazie · 2012-09-07T05:16:26+00:00

That's what happens when you have two moms, 'merica. Kids ain't learnin' ta go slide proply no more.

skoaliosis · 2012-09-07T05:16:55+00:00

THAT, my friends, is a scorpion. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Fall

iamdukesilver · 2012-09-07T05:16:58+00:00

He didn't just fuck that up, he fucked it up with style.

greyvangelist · 2012-09-07T05:17:31+00:00

Jesus, is that kid's head made of titanium or something?

btrites · 2012-09-07T05:17:39+00:00

Bonus points for style!

mano521 · 2012-09-07T05:17:47+00:00

he should probably just stick with hanging from the monkey bars, which i hear is slightly easier than the slide

NYRfan30 · 2012-09-07T05:18:01+00:00

He will become a break dancing prodigy though.

jesussgrandma · 2012-09-07T05:18:35+00:00

The legs. The legs are my favorite part. It gets funnier every time you watch!

clownyfish · 2012-09-07T05:19:31+00:00

This was no accident. This kid's already pushing social norms, fighting the system.

You wait. His name was Robert Paulson.

snapin · 2012-09-07T05:19:38+00:00

It's a slippery slope.

parahsalinbundtcake · 2012-09-07T05:20:06+00:00

Parkour!

Dibben · 2012-09-07T05:20:27+00:00

Fucked what up? Did you see that handstand!

BeSsen · 2012-09-07T05:20:32+00:00

Tyronne?

Right_in_the_BROHOLE · 2012-09-07T05:20:31+00:00

With physics

TropicalBlend · 2012-09-07T05:21:23+00:00

By having a huge head like most young kids.

ashmo_nicole · 2012-09-07T05:21:36+00:00

Not a fuck up! The head stand is rather impressive ;)

Mrjetsondc · 2012-09-07T05:21:37+00:00

Kids are becoming more potato-like.

I_would_hit_that_ · 2012-09-07T05:21:52+00:00

How do you fuck that up?

Physics + no knowledge of physics

Takeiitaway · 2012-09-07T05:21:56+00:00

Can I call him Tyrone? Is that racist?

RobotShark · 2012-09-07T05:23:08+00:00

Hey! It's a young Bad Luck Brian!

plasmon · 2012-09-07T05:23:11+00:00

Looks like linear momentum and a top-heavy body (big head)

MagicTrees · 2012-09-07T05:23:12+00:00

Inertia. It's a bitch before you learn to control it

Bearwoods · 2012-09-07T05:23:19+00:00

perfect breakdancing form!

Unforgiven349 · 2012-09-07T05:23:23+00:00

Haha poor kid. Human growth and development is amazing. Vestibular system/postural muscles taking the day off, kid doing a hand stand on his spine, amazing.

historynutjackson · 2012-09-07T05:23:46+00:00

That kid's head is probably a quarter of his body weight. I'm not surprised.

voteforjello · 2012-09-07T05:24:19+00:00

That baby is a parkour master.

funny

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