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Seeing a girl's boobs for the first time. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Tautriadelta420 56 points57 points ago

"Must... absorb...every.....photon..."

[–]ihasakiwi 7 points8 points ago

...saving mentalImage.jpg

[–]brantleybcarter 81 points82 points ago

Taking acid for the first time.

FTFY

[–]RyFro 31 points32 points ago

more like ecstasy.

[–]brantleybcarter 12 points13 points ago

Good call.

[–]alaskanloops 2 points3 points ago

Or both. Not generally recomended.

[–]AthiestLibNinja 8 points9 points ago

Hippie-Flippin!

[–]mrcheese1089 3 points4 points ago

Candy flipping actually. Hippie flipping is mushrooms and L.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

isn't it mushrooms and molly?

[–]WaltonTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Candy flip: Molly/Ectasy along with Acid Hippie flip: Mushrooms along with Acid

[–]Smelly_dildo 2 points3 points ago

No, hippie flipping is ecstasy and mushrooms. You're right about candy flipping though. "Flipping" is always ecstasy plus a psychedelic (i.e. ecstasy plus LSD = candy flipping, ecstasy plus mushrooms = hippie flipping, etc.).

[–]hawksterdh -1 points0 points ago

There's a hippie flippin burgers at the local McDonald's...?

[–]Smelly_dildo 1 point2 points ago

Bitch plz hippies hate McDonald's

[–]hawksterdh -1 points0 points ago

In this economy... Nope.

[–]Spatterplug 1 point2 points ago

This sounds right to me. I've only heard of candy flipping, but why would anyone mix mushrooms and acid? That's a waste of shrooms.

[–]mrcheese1089 0 points1 point ago

Twas a mix up on my part. I thought that was weird when I wrote it.

[–]mrcheese1089 0 points1 point ago

You are correct my friend. Have an up vote.

Side note: candy flipping is amazing with the right mindset and the right environment.

[–]AthiestLibNinja 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I wasn't sure if it was hippie flippin or hippie trippin. Hadn't heard of candy flippin!

[–]Isle_of_Tortuga 19 points20 points ago

Dat dilation.

[–]RaviVora 58 points59 points ago

I believe you mean, "Seeing female boobs for the first time ever, in person."

[–]biggmclargehuge 9 points10 points ago

cat: "enhance....enhanOHGODTOOMUCHENHANCE"

[–]thisisthelaststop 31 points32 points ago

Being I saw my first pair of boobs last weekend, I share this sentiment completely.

[–]babeltooth 18 points19 points ago

Congrats man! Every pair gets better than the last, and it never gets old (unless it's actually old)!

[–]JonVanDyke 12 points13 points ago

THAT'S NOT TRUE

I once believed this, but then I met.. frankenboobs...

The nipples... Oh God, the nipples...

[–]artuno 2 points3 points ago

Actually... this leads me to a scientific hypothesis of mine I thought up once while sitting in a park people watching.

At what point, after having seeing hundreds upon hundreds of different pairs o' jugs, do you begin being desensitized to it, and then they just seem uninteresting?

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 3 points4 points ago

Years of porn enjoyment has confirmed this is not the case.

[–]artuno 0 points1 point ago

Then what will it take for you to become desensitized? We need to have a control group, a Case A (you), and then Case B (successful result if any)

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 1 point2 points ago

So you are looking for Case B as men who don't like boobs? Good luck.

[–]artuno 0 points1 point ago

No, as in someone who has become desensitized by them, as in they've seen so many they just go "meh".

[–]artuno -2 points-1 points ago

No, as in someone who has become desensitized by them, as in they've seen so many they just go "meh".

[–]fenrisulfur 0 points1 point ago

as an independent source I can confirm you observation, I have around 2 TB of porn but when my wife goes bare chested I still go weak in the knees

[–]babeltooth 0 points1 point ago

Porn still gets me off so probably not. I'm sure you are desensitized to a degree, but boobs are boobs.

Boobs are boobs.

[–]thisisthelaststop 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, sir! I don't know if truer words have ever been said..

[–]ImDaTruth 3 points4 points ago

What breed of cat is that? I always have wanted to know.

[–]SomewhatStupid 4 points5 points ago

Scottish fold!! It's the cat of the internet. Buying them from a breeder will run you a good chunk of money due to their rarity. But I would still buy them. Having a fold is instant karma. : P If you are into that.

[–]amaciey 10 points11 points ago

That cat looks like Ron Swanson.

[–]lnenad 7 points8 points ago

Give me all the cheese you have.

[–]jambolino23 2 points3 points ago

What I think you heard me say was give me a lot of cheese, but I want all the cheese.

[–]sensors 3 points4 points ago

/r/reactiongifs !

[–]Akumetsu33 2 points3 points ago

This describes "Seeing a girl's boobs for the first time", of course with a cat, much better. (NSFW)

[–]slightlyamused1 2 points3 points ago

I have small boobs. Reaction I'm sure is more 'meh.'

[–]Leshoyadut 4 points5 points ago

It's not as bad as you may think. Trust me.

[–]slightlyamused1 2 points3 points ago

Aww shucks. Thanks darlin'.

[–]Shenaniganz08 0 points1 point ago

Yeah just because some guys like large breasts (I had my phase in my early 20's) doesn't mean we don't find any other pair of breast equally as attractive.

If anything the only less attractive/fun breast I've personally experience was the one girl I dated that had breast implants.

[–]jambolino23 3 points4 points ago

Small boobs look so much better.

[–]slightlyamused1 1 point2 points ago

My ex was like you. I wish they were all like you.

[–]galile0 -1 points0 points ago

OP said for the first time btw

[–]Thor_Odin_Son 1 point2 points ago

Pics or you're lying.

[–]slightlyamused1 1 point2 points ago

Lol I may later tonight. You gotta be honest though.

[–]LeckMich -1 points0 points ago

They can't be that small. I mean it won't be a whatever reaction if your seeing them for the first time unless they are extremly small, beyond recognition small.

[–]SquareTurtles 1 point2 points ago

Farting in public

[–]smallyolly 1 point2 points ago

Sharting in public

[–]setsura12 2 points3 points ago

what did that cat just take

[–]reichpronouncedriesh 3 points4 points ago

that must be the expression 14 year old boys make when their mother walks in on them masturbating.

[–]shizumuka 6 points7 points ago

or... their mother's ....

[–]Fausto1981 -1 points0 points ago

extacy kicks in

[–]SomewhatStupid 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the fold. It's the cat of the internet.

[–]xenover 1 point2 points ago

.. and the second time... and the fifth time... and the twenty four thousand five hundred and eighty sixth time

[–]TAW012294 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted because I laughed at the gif. The context helped too.

[–]roottootpointshoot 1 point2 points ago

ermahgerd the nipples get hard

[–]j-skillet 0 points1 point ago

WOO YAH I LOVES THE BOOBS

[–]Dorito_Troll 0 points1 point ago

/r/mdma

[–]DLDude 0 points1 point ago

This look of surprise can go both ways in my experience

[–]Ducey1984 0 points1 point ago

What type of cat is this? They make everything funnier.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that was creepy as shit.

[–]TheShiz123 0 points1 point ago

False, I wouldn't back away like the cat does in fear

[–]Deso4life 0 points1 point ago

Whats even more glorious is my face when my penis first went into a girls vagina :).

[–]hamhead 0 points1 point ago

5/10, mainly for effort

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[–]Jimbag82 0 points1 point ago

Generosity.

[–]notavalidusername -3 points-2 points ago

Most redditors have yet to experience this. Quite a few never will.

[–]sizekingDDD 1 point2 points ago

That's a depressing thought.