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[–]NACHO_MOTHA 11 points12 points ago

[–]Capitan_Amazing 7 points8 points ago

That kid looks like he's really struggling fighting the brown dragon.

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[–]Capitan_Amazing 4 points5 points ago

I was expecting a doodle, pleasantly surprised.

[–]Nms12457 0 points1 point ago

I find it weird that an apple is on the cover.

[–]Tittiesrgood 1 point2 points ago

Damn apples, always shitting everywhere.

[–]backwards_undergoat 8 points9 points ago

How often do girls try to convince you of this...? Is this a regular occurrence?

[–]musical_note 1 point2 points ago

we poop, what do you think we do in the bathroom?

[–]DomKaoz 13 points14 points ago

Cook...?

[–]adriennek 20 points21 points ago

Oh... We poop. It happens. Pretty much everyday.

[–]zinthosian 23 points24 points ago

[–]zelmerszoetrop 3 points4 points ago

Tagging you as "prolific pooper."

[–]zShwagg 1 point2 points ago

I don't believe you

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

she lies... SHE LIES!

[–]fizzlefarts 1 point2 points ago

She does lie. Girls dont poop, they do girl magic. Its similar, but there is pixie dust and the scent of bacon.

[–]NOXIOUSB4C 0 points1 point ago

True story, never "caught" my ex wife in the time we dated or were married. Not even a bad smell. We lived together for almost 5 years. I didn't notice I had never caught her until about 3 years in and actually tried to catch her from that point on. Tried everything short of a camera and sitting with her in the bathroom.

[–]andthenIwaslikewow 0 points1 point ago

That's impressive. I'm currently living with someone who thinks girls fart butterflies and at first I was a little annoyed by it (seriously, if you think about femisim and the position of women in society, being denied to actually have the ability to poop is pretty awful) but after a while I got around to understanding it has a lot to do with staying a "sexual being" for the other. Depending on the kind of relationship you have, sometimes it's important to keep some things to yourself. Anyway, I figured some ways out to keep the bathroom full of butterflies, but 5 years... not bad.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 0 points1 point ago

We ? No... No... I think you must have some strange medical condition. Human females are incapable of "pooping". All we can do is piss rainbows

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[–]perkygiggles 1 point2 points ago

You are very determined aren't you...

[–]reddit_doodler -1 points0 points ago

and this is the result.. http://i.imgur.com/aeexs.gif

[–]TheKikiDangee 3 points4 points ago

I am right now.

[–]mkappo 0 points1 point ago

NOPENOPENONOPE

[–]tysack 3 points4 points ago

how would you end up talking about poop with a girl anyway, thats fuckin' weird

[–]skywalker777 0 points1 point ago

not if you're close, it would come up about as often as it does with your guy friends which isn't very often but every once in a while.

[–]metalgamer84 6 points7 points ago

Obviously some of you aren't married. Girls poop. Alot.

Spoiler: they fart too.

[–]USADV 2 points3 points ago

Well this is a shitty way to find out.

[–]sarasan 3 points4 points ago

Very mature.

[–]reddit_doodler 4 points5 points ago

Everybody knows, girls poop diamonds.

[–]readyno 7 points8 points ago

What are you talking about? Girls don't poop diamonds or else guys wouldn't have to buy them. Everybody knows it's rainbow sherbet with sprinkles silly

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 2 points3 points ago

Literally high school virgins posting in these comments, and I don't use that shitted up for now word lightly.

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

[–]Allurex 0 points1 point ago

Everybody poops.

[–]Evalou0 1 point2 points ago

my brother-in-law is like, overly competitive. he and my sister come over almost every night to play parcheesi with my parents, and if you ever remind him of a time he lost, this is the EXACT face he makes. pure denial.

[–]Damadawf 1 point2 points ago

What sort of girls do you hang around where this is a frequent topic of conversation?

[–]UnicornSprinkles 0 points1 point ago

That's why I poop with the door open.

[–]andycoopy 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who has seen two girls, one cup or...

[–]LolaBot22 0 points1 point ago

I love this gif.

[–]Des_Esseintes 1 point2 points ago

This may be my only chance to interest reddit in 18th century poetry. Swift actually wrote about this exact topic http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/180934.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 0 points1 point ago

Well, sir, you certainly get very attractive when you learn facts that displease you.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 0 points1 point ago

You've never lived with a woman before, huh? Trust me, they poop. I used to think my morning after beer and taco night poops were bad...

[–]deeveeee 0 points1 point ago

How old are you people?

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

I dated a girl that was obsessed with poop. She used to bring it up all the time. She was by far the hottest girl I've ever dated too. Most people (including myself) thought she was way out of my league looks-wise.

[–]musical_note 1 point2 points ago

you just made my night, this guy, this piece of gorgeous man, is my favorite ladyboner.

[–]niobe127 1 point2 points ago

And even he poops.

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

nah thats lie.

[–]exbtard -4 points-3 points ago

[–]midbc -1 points0 points ago

OP might be a moron

[–]deadendcruiser -2 points-1 points ago

I think this was funny. And I shit daisys by the way.