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[–]deeeznuttz 21 points22 points ago

German men are very attractive

[–]Ka1ser 19 points20 points ago

as a German man I approve of this

[–]Kashik 9 points10 points ago

As another German, I second that. But we look much better on cows, I have to admit.

[–]braxford 4 points5 points ago

Well hello. Come here often?

[–]slc11082 5 points6 points ago

Well they aren't called the master race for nothing.

[–]ThaHarterIII 0 points1 point ago

to make this a little more academic, it's not a coincidence that a region that practiced eugenics (basically selective breeding) for a good decade or two is on average probably more attractive.

[–]mebbee 1 point2 points ago

The ladies are pretty nice to look at too.

Here's some more for the hell of it:

Blonde couple

Drinking like a pro

and why not...http://oktoberfestgirls.blogspot.de/

[–]mebbee 0 points1 point ago

oooh, she pulls off the Bavarian style well that's for sure.

[–]NaviiAut 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but wearing a dirndl doesn't make her bavarian or austrian ;)

[–]Vik1ng 102 points103 points ago

[–]Deformed_Crab 14 points15 points ago

I wonder how many people who upvoted understood the joke.

[–]Nicaria 11 points12 points ago

"Net deppad" goes along the lines of "that´s not stupid", whereas "not bad" goes something like " net schlecht"

[–]medlish 4 points5 points ago

However, deppad is a word so awesome it overwrites correctness.

[–]deruben 0 points1 point ago

You can use it like "not bad". Or better i've heard it getting used as that =)

[–]Nicaria 2 points3 points ago

the thing is. i do live in munich, bavaria. was born AND raised in ingolstadt, bavaria. so i guess beeing born, raised and speaking fluent bavarian dialect for more or less 23 years, kind of gives me the knowledge to correct this nevertheless great meme :D

[–]deruben 0 points1 point ago

I live in switzerland and I have to admit that I don't know how long my girlfriends father has lived in bayern after he was born there. But hes sounds pretty bayrisch ;) But I think even in Bayern could be different uses and stuff for words. Maybe it's just because he's weird (That's a fact ^ ^ )

The meme is perfect =D

[–]wuersterl 4 points5 points ago

You win 100 internets today from me!

[–]Bayerin 0 points1 point ago

Des gfoit ma guad

[–]lkdriver22 10 points11 points ago

Yeah thats the traditional cow riding in bavaria :) DUnno if they do it in other places in germany, too.

[–]Deformed_Crab 5 points6 points ago

Certainly not.

[–]doenr 7 points8 points ago

Fuck no.

[–]purpleblazed -4 points-3 points ago

Bavaria is like the Texas of Germany. Except for the fact that Bavaria actually is the best state in Germany.

[–]hs22787 4 points5 points ago

Except for the fact that the rest of Germany couldn't care less if it seceded.

FTFY

[–]Ahrimanicity 2 points3 points ago

except of course for all those tasty, tasty billions of solidaridy funds, that the north would have to do without

[–]Gamer4379 0 points1 point ago

Yea, but they also have way too many religious right-wingers and flood the rest of the country with asshole politicians. A few billions are the least they can do to make up for that ;)

[–]AlextheGerman 0 points1 point ago

Hey, look I don't know what I am talking about. I better post on this topic.

[–]Shoola 0 points1 point ago

I love Bavarian sports. They all involve drinking a lot of beer and wearing lederhosen.

[–]GenkiElite 9 points10 points ago

Look at the calfs on that guy...

[–]rgeguypic 4 points5 points ago

Look again, it's the guy who is on the calf.

[–]DrSheliaTheMonarch 9 points10 points ago

also in germany meet luna the cow

[–]AdamBake 15 points16 points ago

let slip, the cows of war

[–]boomandvibe 5 points6 points ago

Scout is German? He rides cows now?

[–]meatpie_lover 12 points13 points ago

"To Poland, Bessie!"

[–]jungse 2 points3 points ago

I am german and I approve this message!

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Please please please post this to /r/photoshopbattles they'll have a field day with this.

Edit: nevermind I'll do it. Fine.

Edit 2: nevermind that was there 6 days ago. Repost OP?

[–]Ice_tail 0 points1 point ago

Its actually an x-post, but he didnt even state that.

[–]iSqueezeBunnies 2 points3 points ago

[–]LordBroseidon 3 points4 points ago

Meanwhile in Alabama!

All I could think of.

[–]jsmayne 2 points3 points ago

After just seeing the Belladonna "dirtiest girl in porn" award thread I totally thought that girl was getting fisted.

I gotta get out of this place.

[–]Shoola 0 points1 point ago

Bavaria is fucking rad.

[–]C418 4 points5 points ago

That's Bavaria. We don't consider them being a part of Germany.

[–]Osmebs 4 points5 points ago

Meh, that's ok. We consider the rest of germany as Prussia.

[–]indistinctly 0 points1 point ago

My great-grandfather used to ride cows, he said horses were expensive and didn't produce anything, cows did.

[–]Doc-Holiday 1 point2 points ago

Nice boots.

[–]dstnhanson 0 points1 point ago

Possibly Wisconsin, we're not sure.

[–]jsmayne 1 point2 points ago

My thought exactly.

Oddly enough I've heard of more pig races and sheep races never heard of a cow riding race before.

source: I'm from Wisconsin

[–]cdb034 -1 points0 points ago

What the actual fuck

[–]virtualho 0 points1 point ago

PETA raiding party... so it begins.

[–]kapherine 0 points1 point ago

C'mon Bessie, get'er up!

[–]wra1th42 0 points1 point ago

Silly cow, you are not a horse.

[–]BabiSealClubber 0 points1 point ago

How many beers in was this?

[–]AcePrimed 0 points1 point ago

I feel if anyone should have such race it would be us Kansans.

[–]ArmadilloShield 0 points1 point ago

I want to do this more than anything.

[–]Bearmaster9013 1 point2 points ago

GRANT ME YOUR BEEF!!

[–]da_man_made_of_bread -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell if he's screaming for the cow to go faster or because his nuts are being crushed.

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

Do want.

[–]rip_out_spines 0 points1 point ago

that kids face looks like he shattered his pelvic bone.

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

Hes making that face because his balls have just been destroyed from riding without a saddle.

[–]mikahFSmusic 0 points1 point ago

I guess this is one of the few times "MOVE YOU FUCKING COW" isn't really, really offensive.

[–]worldisbetternow 0 points1 point ago

Dem calves.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Dem calves.

wee-oo-wee-oo

.

[–]Dresden_skyline 0 points1 point ago

And this is known as the CowKrieg.

[–]OldMouse 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the scout from Team Fortress 2.

[–]purpleblazed 1 point2 points ago

Why is that girl wearing Lederhosen. Or should I say Ladyhosen.

[–]KToff 0 points1 point ago

As a German I can confirm that this is a traditional marriage race. The husband to be has to beat his wife and her brothers in a cow race in order to get the dowry.

However, nowadays, as the dowry gets less important, the family usually lets the husband win.

[–]Jaques_Naurice 0 points1 point ago

Lukas Podolski?

[–]Cultofman -1 points0 points ago

Bowarian charge?

[–]WillskE 0 points1 point ago

TO WAR MY BROTHERS!

[–]Norbornen 0 points1 point ago

Cow is the new black for a german man

[–]I_Smell_Farts -1 points0 points ago

Ach mein Knockers!

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

I wish he would get his dirty ass off my food.

[–]brewberry 0 points1 point ago

Hi- yo, Silver

[–]Slantedinnuendo 0 points1 point ago

Aww... I saw this repost yesterday night and I remember thinking "Great photo! whorrible title"

Poor bastard lost out on his karma because he said "Let me show you the dance of my people" instead of "Meanwhile..."

whorticulture.

[–]keeok 0 points1 point ago

One more reason to go to Germany.

[–]lubeinatube 0 points1 point ago

That face is probably because hes smashing his dick.

[–]GoddammitChuck 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the Hunger Games . . .

[–]IATEBACON 0 points1 point ago

Although the bigger brother Oktoberfest gets all the attention, Septemberfest (often shortened to Soberfest) does deserve some recognition. The Germans actually attempt to have fun WITHOUT getting shitfaced!

[–]JustHereToDerp 0 points1 point ago

He just sat on his balls.

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile in Germany.

woo-woo-woo

[–]chbrules -1 points0 points ago

FOR THE FUHRER!

[–]Samuel013 0 points1 point ago

They're preparing!

[–]scrotz -1 points0 points ago

A good strong German woman is hard to come by.

[–]Whodatjedi5 -2 points-1 points ago

This is udderly rediculous.

[–]bananabirds -5 points-4 points ago

in many ways Germany is the Arkansas of Europe

edit: aww no one watches Archer?

[–]doenr 2 points3 points ago

No. Bavaria is the Texas of Germany.

[–]Kashik 0 points1 point ago

But better beer and probably prettier woman. although they speak horrible dialect in some areas.