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[–]bouncing_bear89 31 points32 points ago

[–]rapscal_2002 26 points27 points ago

OH SHIT THAT PLANE IS LOSING ALTITUDE FAST

[–]IJustHadAStroke 13 points14 points ago

I AM THE PILOT I CAN CONF

[–]williamfuckner 6 points7 points ago

Surely you're joking

[–]ItsPazaz 11 points12 points ago

Don't call me shirley.

[–]zathras227 0 points1 point ago

What's my vector Victor?

[–]NeveruN 3 points4 points ago

That's the stroke

[–]Padalock 2 points3 points ago

the line is "Surely you can't be serious" and then "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

You can trust me, I'm a doctor

[–]PeachesAndCorn 1 point2 points ago

You can trust Padalock. I'm the Doctor.

[–]Padalock 1 point2 points ago

Now would be an awesome time for Shell to show up

[–]williamfuckner 0 points1 point ago

You are 100% correct. I am disappoint in myself.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 0 points1 point ago

HE CAN CONFIDE? HE CAN CONFER? HE CAN CONFORM?

WE'LL NEVER KN

[–]ABusFullaJewz -1 points0 points ago

What? is there a sniper somewhe

[–]Zeheve 1 point2 points ago

Plane crashes are a more common cause of pilot deaths than snipers.

[–]OswaldDLee 0 points1 point ago

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DROP THE LOAD!!!

[–]NUKEDxPENGUIN 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to you, I know realize those are downvote arrows, and not the person who made the gif trying to emphasize that it is water lol.

[–]BaconPit 15 points16 points ago

Didn't someone request this be made earlier? haha

[–]kralrick 2 points3 points ago

Well, at least OP was honest. He only gets upvotes for reposts.

[–]moorechez67 6 points7 points ago

Yes

[–]lethargicwalrus 17 points18 points ago

But whenever you post modern family gifs...upvotes galore!

[–]sad_man_at_a_bar 17 points18 points ago

I posted original content once...

[–]TheRedSpade 5 points6 points ago

...Once

[–]OneCello 2 points3 points ago

Never again

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 10 points11 points ago

I'm color blind. Are those good or bad arrows?

[–]ArkayicBoss[S] 14 points15 points ago

Downvotes...

[–]eff_this 6 points7 points ago

Did you steal this from /r/picrequests ?

Ironic that you stole someone else's OC. not to mention this one was better better version

edit: link to original guy who wont get karma for his idea http://www.reddit.com/r/picrequests/comments/zg3y6/please_make_this_gif_a_downvote_spray_bottle_that/

[–]SoloJones 5 points6 points ago

I disagree, the one OP posted is way better

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

better by image quality, but not content quality. i prefer the particle scatter effect in the first one.

[–]xhephaestusx 5 points6 points ago

"You'll get so many upvotes they said...

...Reddit LOVES OC they said"

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

Original content, they said:

title comnts points age /r/
Something something Modern Family downvote gif 5coms 355pts 14hrs Modern_Family
When someone makes a dumb comment in a thread that has potential.... 5coms 243pts 10hrs gifs
How to deal with other peoples children. 2coms -3pts 14dys funny
Seriously. If you're under 12. Don't smoke trees. 1141coms 1765pts 16dys trees
How to deal with other peoples children. (x-post from /gifs) 19coms 259pts 16dys childfree
How to deal with other peoples children. 195coms 1839pts 16dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]bahaki 0 points1 point ago

They lied. Or my OC just sucks. It probably sucks.

[–]Cdif 3 points4 points ago

Incredibly ironic, this is from /r/pic requests just a bit ago.

[–]She_went_jared 2 points3 points ago

where is that from?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 9 points10 points ago

Modern family!

[–]Mello2912 0 points1 point ago

Fresh outta the gif oven on today's comments. Karma theivery, yarr.

[–]crushcrushcrush 0 points1 point ago

i love al bundy

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

/r/reactiongifs

Not like this is yours anyway:

title comnts points age /r/
Something something Modern Family downvote gif 5coms 355pts 14hrs Modern_Family
When someone makes a dumb comment in a thread that has potential.... 5coms 243pts 10hrs gifs
How to deal with other peoples children. 2coms -3pts 14dys funny
Seriously. If you're under 12. Don't smoke trees. 1141coms 1765pts 16dys trees
How to deal with other peoples children. (x-post from /gifs) 19coms 259pts 16dys childfree
How to deal with other peoples children. 195coms 1839pts 16dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]borsvadim 0 points1 point ago

... life is not fair.

[–]Pyrarson 1 point2 points ago

Who made this content?

[–]eff_this 2 points3 points ago

i commented already but it was some poor guy on r/picrequests

link to original guy who wont get karma for his idea [3] http://www.reddit.com/r/picrequests/comments/zg3y6/please_make_this_gif_a_downvote_spray_bottle_that/

[–]AJtheGrayBastard 0 points1 point ago

Except this time

[–]KamakazieDeibel 0 points1 point ago

Its ironic that this gif he stole is a downvote gif because thats all I'm going to be doing to this post now.

[–]q77e 1 point2 points ago

i hope its water

[–]John_Fx 0 points1 point ago

The irony is that your repost of this picture gets tons of upvotes from the same people who trash re-posts and downvote original content.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

Whenever you post your own content, you really post other peoples content in the hopes of upvotes, but you get downvotes?

[–]commom_username 0 points1 point ago

is that Al Bundy?

[–]1050_Dominator 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is.His real name is Ed O'Neil.

[–]ofmiceandmen6626 -1 points0 points ago

Is that Collin Hay?