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[–]skulkinghamster 292 points293 points ago

My time to shine!

[–]aldude3 41 points42 points ago

Shine, you fuzzy devil!

[–]Kindhamster 32 points33 points ago

I feel left out...

[–]dempsone 6 points7 points ago

/steals shine

[–]upper_rear -1 points0 points ago

I hear ya

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 133 points134 points ago

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 20 points21 points ago

His eyes...

[–]Joejoe8160 2 points3 points ago

Magnificent your name be my queen! Lol

[–]Genorb 6 points7 points ago

not that kind of queen, bro.

[–]XdannyX -4 points-3 points ago

Your my favorite redditor And I've seen you on a different subreddit I jus can't place my finger on which one

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 8 points9 points ago

I starred in the film 'Jurassic Park,' I was the velociraptor.

[–]XdannyX 5 points6 points ago

You were my favorite character!!! The way you opened that door... I'll never forget those lines "raaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrrrr" "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" How long did it take to get the taste of human out your mouth?

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Can't forget the way he actually acted out the scene where he got eaten by the t-rex! Fuck stunt doubles, I say!

[–]imgipperer 4 points5 points ago

You're*

Man I can't believe this still happens on reddit.

[–]Nj_all_day 6 points7 points ago

Slenderhamster! D:

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 3 points4 points ago

Sledgehamster.

Is now my favorite word.

[–]genericname12345 2 points3 points ago

ASSUMING CONTROL

[–]nopefuckyouretard 0 points1 point ago

Geez you're everywhere tonight!

[–]Lilac_678 14 points15 points ago

Nice product placement, coca-cola, very subliminal. You are getting better at shoving your commercials down our throats.

[–]BlueSkyPeriwinkleEye -1 points0 points ago

Are you referring to that poem???

[–]mailman449 56 points57 points ago

you can always tell a Milford man

[–]jnic963 10 points11 points ago

Children should be neither seen nor heard.

[–]PollyNomial 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, beat me to it. Upvote for you.

[–]ShenaniganCannon 22 points23 points ago

slowly chews

[–]Pumpersnickel 37 points38 points ago

Yes it's a cute video, until you realize that the hamster is actually beating off behind that Coke bottle.

[–]darkevilemu 13 points14 points ago

I'm glad this ended in a masturbation joke, because usually when someone starts a comment by saying "This may look cute..." it usually ends in, "but the animal is exhibiting behavior that suggests it's being abused," or "but the animal is actually suffering from a very painful and lethal disease."

[–]idiosidiot 3 points4 points ago

man those comments are a buzzkill...

[–]juma606 13 points14 points ago

From cute to sexy!

[–]hephestust 16 points17 points ago

The time of hamster oppression is over Hamster domination!

[–]A_Sveati_Yeti 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't mind.

[–]Guy_with_superpowers 46 points47 points ago

Soon...

[–]wertyvv 24 points25 points ago

[–]AznEn4cer -1 points0 points ago

Hahah nicely done.

[–]OtisDElevator 5 points6 points ago

Soon? Soon? That little guy is taking a dump. And he's taking a dump right now.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My first one. Evil Hampster. 0coms 0pts 12hrs GifSound
He watches...he ALWAYS watches. 1com 37pts 12hrs GifSound
Hamster is always watching you 0coms 1pt 13hrs GifSound
Somebody's watching me... 1com 7pts 14hrs GifSound
He's watching. 0coms 0pts 15hrs GifSound
Hamster is always watching you 182coms 1932pts 18hrs funny
The hamster is always watching 0coms 7pts 14hrs GifSound

Enough already for 1 day

[–]SOULSTACK -2 points-1 points ago

Not soon enough...

[–]Mr_Freckles 14 points15 points ago

TBH I was expecting Richard Hammond from Top Gear. I'm still not entirely sure why.

[–]Punkwolf 2 points3 points ago

I though it was a /r/topgear post at first.

[–]swrdswllngwhr 2 points3 points ago

This requires a photoshop.

[–]W3dn3sday 6 points7 points ago

Yeah but i'm always watching Xhamster.

[–]mostofyourbase 5 points6 points ago

Can someone edit this to make the hamster slowly slide behind the bottle.

[–]kdar 3 points4 points ago

de_rats comes to mind

[–]Verdian 5 points6 points ago

This behavior must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster, and change your ways.

[–]Treblo 4 points5 points ago

But did you see the Gorilla?

[–]lollipop_guildz 4 points5 points ago

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!

[–]kingobob 3 points4 points ago

Came here to make a Boo comment, found I was late. Can not upvote enough.

[–]gulpeg 6 points7 points ago

After escaping from his cage, nothing could stop Ruffles from making Richard Gere pay for his actions

[–]you_just_became_epic 4 points5 points ago

Watched, haunted, betrayed by nature we have become. In my travels far and beyond the borders, I have battled hate forged dragons and demons, but none...none I tell thee have peered into my soul quite like the gaze of this pest of hell. Be gone tiny beast, I seek no trouble here.

[–]sid2112 6 points7 points ago

You should speed that video up about 10x and put some dramatic music behind it like this http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232550297_Dramatic%20chipmunk.gif

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

[–]backyard_cat 1 point2 points ago

I totally agree with the dramatic chipmunk music...the first thing that came to my mind too

[–]Vaypo 5 points6 points ago

I can't help thinking I see two eyes until it gets close enough to tell that it's only one.

[–]carson44603 3 points4 points ago

For a split second, I thought that green... whatever it is... was a dildo

[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if bong or hamster toy

[–]southparkreference 0 points1 point ago

[–]MyRoomatesAShiteHead 1 point2 points ago

yeah wtf is that thing?

[–]NEIL_VON_POKEY 0 points1 point ago

a hamster pipe.

at least I think that is what it is called.

[–]I_RAPE_RATS 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say that.

[–]monroseph 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' Hamtaro shit going on.

[–]pirateisfree 2 points3 points ago

That hamster looks high as shit. Damn it hamster go home. You're high...

[–]Kindhamster 2 points3 points ago

ok

[–]modest811 2 points3 points ago

dawwww. I want one.

[–]angrypolaks -1 points0 points ago

ITS HAMTARO TIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WACAWACAWACAWACA OOOOOOoooooooo

[–]mgway 2 points3 points ago

[–]BunnyZombee 2 points3 points ago

I was listening to Every Breath You Take by the police when I clicked on this...epic timing

[–]perhaps_relevant 2 points3 points ago

Totally thought about this comic.

[–]Whamaker 1 point2 points ago

I am always watching xhamster ;)

[–]lordk123 2 points3 points ago

For a second I thought it was going to be Richard Hammond.

[–]booyaness 1 point2 points ago

Very soon....

[–]Kungfucheez 1 point2 points ago

So soon

[–]OtisDElevator 0 points1 point ago

Too soon! ಠ_ಠ

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, Coca-cola viral marketing team. I certainly don't want a delicious, fizzy, refreshing Coca-cola after watching that hamster gif a couple times.

[–]20hamsters 0 points1 point ago

And now 20 of them are >:)

[–]Will-o-the-wisp -1 points0 points ago

He knows what you do when your alone. He's in the room now! Watching you...

[–]haiku_robot -1 points0 points ago

He knows what you do 
when your alone.  He's in the 
room now! Watching you...

[–]mrgro 0 points1 point ago

obvious product-placement is obvious

[–]LargeSandwich 0 points1 point ago

What's he doing with his other hand? I'm uncomfortable.

[–]agentdynamo 0 points1 point ago

Refreshing and uplifting

[–]Peaceblaster86 0 points1 point ago

Gif loaded slowly and I couldn't figure out what the fuck was what the fuck for thirty seconds.

[–]zeblackfuhrer 0 points1 point ago

I was going on 2 minutes on my spotty cell phone service.

[–]avantex 0 points1 point ago

A GIF DISGUISED AS A JPG. my worst fears have been realised. O_O

[–]Lognose[!] 0 points1 point ago

Herbivores evolved eyes and eye locations that encompass a substantial field of view. Contrary to the common perception that it happened for aww pictures, it's possible this was only because they survived by not being eaten.

[–]wAsTiNgSp00nZ 1 point2 points ago

It's Slenderham!

[–]jumpsplat 0 points1 point ago

Soon....

[–]Firenine 1 point2 points ago

I could not help but notice the DIY bong right next to the hamster! I am sure I was not the only one.

[–]jargonista 0 points1 point ago

You can always tell a Milford Man.

[–]zeblackfuhrer 0 points1 point ago

ENHANCE! NEEDS MORE ZOOM!

[–]playfulcyanide 1 point2 points ago

As a hamster owner that lets his hamster run around on occasion, I can confirm their level of stalking.

[–]just_some_jackass 0 points1 point ago

"HAMSTER, STOP WATCHING ME FAP!"

"No."

[–]DrLasagna -1 points0 points ago

A person posted this gif to reactiongifs once with the title "Me when I come downstairs to find my family watching a movie without me". Hilarious.

[–]masonr08 0 points1 point ago

O: G-force IS real

[–]my_cock_in_barack 0 points1 point ago

he never blinks!

[–]thegirlwhocan 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell is this so upvoted.

[–]aboycandream 0 points1 point ago

wait til you notice the sniper rifle

[–]Richmond2735 0 points1 point ago

get a hamster they said. It would be cute they said.

[–]spakkiman 0 points1 point ago

I have the same cage! Wooop! MY CAGE IS FAMOUS

[–]ThirstyWork 0 points1 point ago

In Russia, you watch hamster.

[–]ColPow11 0 points1 point ago

Nice one Coke - I'm on to you!

[–]WowbaggerMM 0 points1 point ago

On behalf of my fellow paranoia-afflicted Reditors, fuck you.

[–]washamovie 0 points1 point ago

You are freaking that hamster OUT. He's shaking like he's just witnessed patient zero of the zombie apocolypse.

[–]EmphasizesText 1 point2 points ago

One day motherfucker... one day.

[–]WhatDoesThatMeme 0 points1 point ago

Always watching me? As much as girls?

[–]KennyKivail 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I saw this in new when it was submitted.

[–]Anomalyzero -1 points0 points ago

That looks like a rat not a hamster

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

I know they're generally harmless but that image is fucking unnerving....

[–]cualcrees 0 points1 point ago

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars!

[–]SooClassy 0 points1 point ago

sponsored by coca-cola

[–]freedomman22 0 points1 point ago

thought it said "Hipster" is always watching you... I was freaking the fuck out until I saw the hamster

[–]McPrick 0 points1 point ago

And I'm always watching xHamster, so it works out.

[–]iGGlass 0 points1 point ago

Shit remind me of Hamtaro.

[–]newaccounta 0 points1 point ago

"Better watch your back, I have my eye on you."

[–]rubber_necker 0 points1 point ago

His Kia Soul must be parked somewhere nearby.

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

It's secretly a Coca Cola ad.

[–]2_cents 0 points1 point ago

Oh Buster...

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

I have that exact same cage!! And coke bottle!!

[–]jtg93 0 points1 point ago

I'm really in the mood for a Coca-Cola now

[–]suspicious666 0 points1 point ago

I do not know why I am posting this. I just felt that I had to. For nostalgia, maybe? Relevance? I'm sorry...

[–]ReddMenace 0 points1 point ago

Boo says: "WHAAAAT?!"

[–]bbear122 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.

[–]spattem 0 points1 point ago

fuck off hamtaro

[–]enverano 0 points1 point ago

That looks like my vacuum!

[–]anhero23 1 point2 points ago

[–]lebeast 0 points1 point ago

Cricetinaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a hamster is watching you

[–]likeabowlofsoup 1 point2 points ago

Was waiting for Richard Hammond..

[–]gandi800 0 points1 point ago

What a terrible thing to do with a stuffed hamster!

[–]wsitu 0 points1 point ago

And I am always watching Hamster.

[–]xscott71x 0 points1 point ago

He looks just like that Miniature Giant Space Hamster.

[–]lemonyellowblack 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Tony Tony Chopper.

[–]harigeorgeson -1 points0 points ago

fantastic

[–]neon_nematode 0 points1 point ago

My cat killed my hamster.

[–]jc8444 0 points1 point ago

I want a coke now:(

[–]athingtosay -1 points0 points ago

This gif flashed me back to the days of my youth, when I had a small hamster grouping of my own.

...

First there were four altogether, with two having earned their names for cleverness or leadership.

HOD was a natural leader. All of the hamsters followed him around the cage, staying near him when the great light in the sky went out and darkness crept in around them. They watched him run in the Wheel, and observed his fairness after breaking up fights. His rule was gentle and kind.

Alice may have had a bit of rat in her. It was impossible to know, she didn't say much about her past, but she was big as hamsters came. Hamsters, by nature, are such cuties, and so friendly. Not Alice, though. She was a brute at times, with enough deviousness in her to put her size to intelligent use. On at least five occasions she had devised escape from the walls which contained them, in each instance carrying out her plans without fail. Every one of her escapes she had climbed up the soft mountain to approach the giant who kept them, hoping to cut his soft skin, bleeding him in the darkness. Though each time she had been foiled at the last moment, she had always managed to escape the giant's wrath long enough build food stores all over the land.

HOD loved his fellow hamsters deeply, and they loved him, except for Alice of course. She always stayed back when it was time to rest, watched how the unnamed ones fawned over him. It gnawed at her, seeing how popular the kind HOD was despite her obvious capacity to lead them all to freedom. While she always joined in with the group for warmth at night, her resentment never gave in.

Time went on, and eventually the hamsters paired. HOD and his adoring female, as well as Alice and her male. Each had a brood of their own, and for a while Alice calmed.

Of course over time, Alice noticed that her children often went over to HOD, normally following her fool of mate. She had never been one to show great love for the children, and it was not surprising that they would find comfort elsewhere. But still, what betrayal, don't you think? The creatures she gave birth to, finding comfort in another hamster's fur? It wouldn't stand - Alice could not abide.

One night after darkness fell and the giant slumbered, Alice awoke to find herself alone in the corner. She came alert suddenly, looking up to see where her mate and children had gone. It did not take long for her to spot them, huddled around HOD, sharing their warmth with him. For a moment she stared, considering the options. Alice settled back to the ground, walked over to the group, and cuddled in. Her mind was fast at work, her resentment again finding root within.

The next night, Alice did not sleep but instead waited. Her patience was rewarded as she felt her mate stir, nudging the children. Alice stood sharply up, and walked over to her startled mate. She had to be fast to avoid detection and so quickly rolled him over, biting deeply into his throat. She gnawed and gnawed, warmth flooding from his ripped flesh. Finally he was dead, and Alice turned to her children, the few who had already woken cowering in fear.

They were dispatched first, the witnesses to her dark deed. Next were the sleeping children. Each was devoured, leaving nothing but their red lifeblood stained into the wood chip floor. She moved back to the corner and curled up against the invisible wall, leaving her mate's corpse to rot. Darkness enveloped her, and she slept.

The next day was confusion. The giant's bellow woke all the hamsters from their slumber. He reached in and took the nameless male's corpse, leaving suddenly for a while. HOD stared across the blood stained plain, watching Alice very carefully. Alice merely stared back, gnawing on a wood chip. Eventually the giant returned, shouting nonsense. The hamsters were gathered up, and the ground upheaved. When the hamsters returned, the Wheel had moved, the blood stained chips were gone, and a mysterious freshness hung in the air.

HOD gathered his family, and brought them to the Wheel. Alice retreated to a corner, and dug into the new wood chip ground. She waited, biding her time.

Darkness fell, and Alice came. It was no surprise to HOD to see her in the night, but what was he to such a beast? It's hard to deny that most hamsters are essentially very stupid, and though perhaps HOD had lead his fellows, he was no match for Alice. Of course she did not kill him immediately. Silence was of no importance here, so she bit into his neck and disabled him so that he could watch. First there was the female, so frail compared to her attacker. Alice made quick work of that one, then turn her attention on the children, murdering and consuming them where they lay.

Amid the commotion, the giant stirred. The commotion had roused him, and he moved suddenly to turn on the light. When he turned to the cage, Alice stood triumphantly over HOD's bleeding form, staring remorselessly up. Alice waited while the giant's rage built, until he reached into the cage. With all the strength she could muster, Alice bit into the giant's hand and found success as she was flung across the room. While slamming into the wall stunned her momentarily, the pain was worth the victory. Quickly gathering her wits about her, she darted through a crack which the Great Gate did not cover, and made her way to her nearest secret food store.

The giants which roamed those lands looked for Alice the entire night and much of the next day, to no avail. Though she was gone, and never to be seen again, her actions gained her notoriety. She was the first hamster to receive its Second Names: Alice the Vengeful, Alice the Murderer, and Alice the Free. None other which came after would ever be so named, and none other would ever be so deserving.

[–]ispeakbraille 3 points4 points ago

Tl;dr

[–]xanderlander 0 points1 point ago

Hamster is watching you masterbate.

[–]themichelinman 0 points1 point ago

That water bottle looked like a homemade bong.

[–]dpm21 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]pastafarian777 1 point2 points ago

[–]easyrandomguy 0 points1 point ago

ENHANCE!

[–]tommydukes 0 points1 point ago

Shameless Coke ad

[–]pointsoutcommercials 0 points1 point ago

This is a commercial.

[–]iHeaRTShaRK 0 points1 point ago

This guy reposts videos from the day before like nobody's business! I Have him at a -5 already...

[–]Thatsafunny 0 points1 point ago

As is, this GIF is a solid 6/10. If however, the hamster were to throw a smoke bomb and mysteriously vanish when he camera zoomed in, I would give it a 6.5/10.

[–]HedoInASpeedo 1 point2 points ago

Yeah take it off real slow. Mmm yeah, just how Mr. Pickles likes it.

[–]BROOKS21 0 points1 point ago

Herbie where areee youuu

[–]ispeakbraille 0 points1 point ago

Soon...

[–]PrincessKeona 0 points1 point ago

Shitty_watercolour, where are you?! lol

[–]tha_dood 0 points1 point ago

Someone add "Soon" as a caption.

[–]Yipfrr 1 point2 points ago

Slendermans hamster counter-part

[–]xopitseleh 0 points1 point ago

Oh man. I love this so much.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know it was a .gif and thought, "Fuck.. where is it?..."

[–]jtluft -1 points0 points ago

GTFO...

[–]Fresh_Orange 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not saying, "soon."

[–]BoukeBrink 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]Lawlish 0 points1 point ago

Hamster is always watching.... so is Slenderman.....

[–]The_Horse_Lady 0 points1 point ago

Awwww! I love him!

[–]LegitServer 0 points1 point ago

This shot could have been greatly enhanced with the use of one of these

[–]lederhosenbikini 0 points1 point ago

now, attach a laser to its head!

[–]ZebraParadise 1 point2 points ago

Slender Hamster

[–]sethdomenic 0 points1 point ago

SOON.

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

See how he's moving a little? That's because he's masturbating with the other paw.

[–]jtjrr56 0 points1 point ago

Pinky and the Brain in real life!

[–]lurkerfrombeyond 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was still in the Top Gear sub-reddit and I was expecting to see Richard Hammond. I was sorely disappointed.

[–]Krazev 0 points1 point ago

The reflection on the table makes it look like he has freakishly long legs ಠ_ಠ

[–]ThirstyWhale 0 points1 point ago

Its Chopper!

[–]BarryFromEastenders 0 points1 point ago

Up voted for Coca Cola reference.

[–]woo545 0 points1 point ago

The black soulless eye tracks my every movement. There is no refuge from its haunting gaze.

[–]soterescon 0 points1 point ago

soon

[–]TheTwist 1 point2 points ago

He's got his EYE on you.

[–]prncee 0 points1 point ago

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead.

[–]No_Animals_On_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Again with the animals on reddit. Get this filth off! Remember, no animals on reddit!

[–]wickedg3 0 points1 point ago

scary stuff

[–]gothgar 0 points1 point ago

Soon.

[–]ZE3Z 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't help but notice the tissues placed conveniently close the the couch and the hamster cage at a very close observing range, my thesis is that this hamster may have seen more than his little heart can take. If I were you I would definitely consider crucifying the hamster because he may be considering ending you as well. Survival of the Fittest.

[–]Socially_Awkward247 -2 points-1 points ago

How the fuck did he get out of my asshole?

[–]Boomling 0 points1 point ago

My hamster does this almost every time i see him...you mean I could have uploaded it for karma?