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[–]lolpancakeslol 720 points721 points ago

She forgot pants.

Edit: And apparently the woman in the back did too.

Edit 2: APPARENTLY the woman in the back IS wearing pants. Oh dear.

[–]DancingWithKafka 338 points339 points ago

Dat Ass assin

[–]crudelegend 246 points247 points ago

Spoken like a true gamer.

[–]lolpancakeslol 118 points119 points ago

My lady argues the lack of pants would distract the enemy for just long enough that they'd get stabbed.

[–]blink_c 112 points113 points ago

And by "my lady" you mean yourself?

[–]MAYhien 139 points140 points ago

Could be his mother.

[–]FriENTS_F0r_Ev3r 89 points90 points ago

Or his hand.

[–]Mordraken 108 points109 points ago

I remember the last time my hand tried to argue with me.

Sat on it for 5 minutes and showed it who's boss.

[–]A_Slow_Descent 86 points87 points ago

the stranger. classic.

[–]Who_Dat13 17 points18 points ago

IT'S MISS JENNIFER LOPEZ!

[–]LordJelly 51 points52 points ago

I'd stab her with my hidden blade. IfyouknowwhatImean.

[–]HOOLA_HOOP_PENIS_MAN 10 points11 points ago

If your "blade" is hidden, you should probably get that checked out.

[–]XsalvieX 32 points33 points ago

I'd have intercourse with her. you know what I mean?

[–]Hy_Kaliber 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 5 points6 points ago

Can't say I do...sorry.

[–]warped_and_bubbling 3 points4 points ago

I'd hide in her haystack. IfyouknowwhatImean.

[–]Quotas47 21 points22 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's because she wants to get noticed. A terrible assassin.

[–]MegaG 32 points33 points ago

I just lost mine.

[–]Baaz 19 points20 points ago

She also forgot the main character's penis. Are you complaining about that too? :-)

[–]seromm 13 points14 points ago

Never said she's dressed as the main character, though. :3

[–]Baaz 11 points12 points ago

I see you didn't forget to bring the main characters ball sack though

[–]victordavion 10 points11 points ago

Looks like flesh colored leggings, to me.

[–]omegaterra 7 points8 points ago

Depends on where she's going. An assassin always has a plan.

[–]SmokeDiverFF 344 points345 points ago

Wow! She would blend right in with the crowd! No guard would ever spot her!

[–]decross20 109 points110 points ago

I never bought how assassins could blend in. They're wearing fucking pointed hoods, they have brightly colored capes, they carry dozens of weapons...

I dunno, I guess maybe they don't expect assassins to be so flamboyant and are then surprised that they are actually assassins?

[–]seromm 135 points136 points ago

[–]Mr_LonelyLoner 43 points44 points ago

  • How is this relevant? It's just a bunch of sexy girls...

  • ooOOOOHHHH

[–]ruderabbit 48 points49 points ago

Yeah, the idea of an assassin uniform is sort of self-defeating.

[–]bzzhuh 16 points17 points ago

I feel like in the first Assassin's creed, you sort of looked like one of the priests that walk around praying, and your "low profile" walk did look like a praying priest to anyone who didn't look closely. Between then and now though... yeah, it's a bit ridiculous.

[–]CrAppyF33ling 10 points11 points ago

In Assassin's Creed 3, the devs already said plenty of times that the white was meant for the snow, it's quite impossible to spot a man wearing 90% white up in the trees when snow is around. I also think that maybe they'll let you change colors again I suppose like in Assassin's Creed 2.

But if people is really butthurt about the white, then maybe they should think about how one man can kill 80 guards run around a city doing parkour without stopping within an hour.

[–]Hex-Kitty 31 points32 points ago

I read "pointed hoods" and thought you meant a different group for a second...

[–]redditdedditrevolver 16 points17 points ago

The guards just think they are cosplaying

[–]Blackmar 171 points172 points ago

They had whores back in the day.

[–]spicymelons 116 points117 points ago

It is the oldest profession.

[–]woodc85 224 points225 points ago

But what did people pay those first whores? Fish? If so, fishing is the oldest profession.

Lawyered.

[–]Marutar 38 points39 points ago

Is not beating someone with a club a profession?

[–]slpnshot 69 points70 points ago

Protein.

White milky protein.

[–]Shocking 37 points38 points ago

so cattle farmers were the first profession, got it.

[–]Vincent__Vega 8 points9 points ago

But he only became a fisherman to pay for the whores.

[–]danieljamesfair 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, when he racked up debt from having nothing to pay them with, so whoring IS the oldest profession.

Lawyered!

[–]knucker2 2 points3 points ago

Where'd he get the debt from? A banker.

Lawyered.

[–]Forgototherpassword 10 points11 points ago

What's that smell!?

It's me wages ya wankah, now shutup an' get on with it!

[–]twothumbs 12 points13 points ago

TIL Ancient man spoke with bad british accents

[–]UrbanApollo 4 points5 points ago

I would say farming is the oldest profession.

[–]jaronimo57 37 points38 points ago

False. Mankind needed a reason to farm in the first place. That reason was for whores.

[–]UrbanApollo 20 points21 points ago

All those history teachers lied to me, the Neolithic Revolution was to pay for prostitutes.

[–]Ze_Carioca 9 points10 points ago

Civilization is founded around getting pussy.

[–]DoubleTrump 30 points31 points ago

[–]hoodatninja 20 points21 points ago

And he's not even a rapper

[–]JmjFu 0 points1 point ago

TIL He's not a rapper

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 1 point2 points ago

Blends just as well as Ezio does in his bright all white garb with his various weapons on him

[–]Leadpipe 3 points4 points ago

"Our suspect is roughly 5'7" wearing bright white robes spattered in blood. Also, he is NOT sitting on a bench. Repeat: NOT sitting on a bench."

[–]Dillbill 331 points332 points ago

No pants, high heels, dull hidden blade

2/10 Would not hire to assassinate.

[–]usernamemadetoday 67 points68 points ago

yes... assassinate

[–]yupyup1234 27 points28 points ago

I'd hire her to code for me.

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep

[–]Im_Dyslexic 28 points29 points ago

I have the nerdiest boner right now.

[–]skeptic11 5 points6 points ago

kill -9

[–]yupyup1234 4 points5 points ago

...requestPID("skeptic11")

[–]raging_asshole 8 points9 points ago

I'd hire her to assassinate my need for coitus, if you know what I mean.

[–]SteveTheDude 161 points162 points ago

How many times will /r/gaming upvote the same images?

[–]DigitalChocobo 40 points41 points ago

We would have to find something that /r/gaming has stopped upvoting to answer that question.

[–]bsjay 38 points39 points ago

Just talk about how good EA is.

[–]asherrd 33 points34 points ago

Good guy EA: allows customers to use the acronym 'EA' instead of making you sound out the 5 syllables of "Electronic Arts."

Like that?

[–]t0mcat 5 points6 points ago

Different people each time

[–]fishbowtie 6 points7 points ago

How many times will the entirety of reddit upvote the same images?

[–]OptimusDimebag 0 points1 point ago

I feel like Reddit is the autistic kid who keeps clapping and laughing every time their dad makes a fart noise with his hand no matter how many times they see it.

[–]SEGnosis 261 points262 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
nom nom 10coms 154pts 1mo cosplaygirls
Yeah.. I am definitely ok with this.. 713coms 1251pts 1mo gaming
The greatest thing to show up in my FB newsfeed ever. 0coms -20pts 1mo gaming
Female Ezio Cosplay 14coms 28pts 1mo gaming
Assassins Creed Girl Cosplay 4coms -4pts 1mo gaming

source: karmadecay

[–]dahlkomy 57 points58 points ago

One month? There's gotta be reposts of this more recent than that.

[–]Sureiyaa 5 points6 points ago

It's from Comic-con, I believe.

In fact, I think it was first seen here on Reddit.

[–]metenamina 28 points29 points ago

I love this bot

[–]SEGnosis 120 points121 points ago

I am not a bot

[–]zlid_blompt 80 points81 points ago

I always find it so cruel that that line is programmed into every bot.

[–]SEGnosis 53 points54 points ago

It is

[–]AcousticHigh 9 points10 points ago

"I am not a bot"

FTFY

[–]mako591 15 points16 points ago

Dear God.... It doesn't even know what it is....

[–]No_Need2know 22 points23 points ago

Oh my god, it can talk

[–]I_have_a_Secret 160 points161 points ago

My favorite Assasin's Creed cosplay.

1

2

For some odd reason it looks better even with less skin showing.

[–]3dbdotcom 42 points43 points ago

Now THAT is an awesome Female Assassins Creed cosplay...

[–]TwoLegsJoe 62 points63 points ago

That's so much better...

[–]evan_ktbd 23 points24 points ago

Some odd reason? It's called subtlety.

[–]bo87 24 points25 points ago

It's called accuracy.

[–]Biron5k 5 points6 points ago

It's the high boots. That's why it works.

[–]PerogiXW 11 points12 points ago

That smile.

[–]yupyup1234 2 points3 points ago

It's not even creepy; it's cute. (Well, until she slices my dick off, I guess.)

[–]RobertTheSpruce 5 points6 points ago

Those pics are someone who is trying to be the character. The OP pic is basically some bint trying to be wank fodder for neckbeards.

[–]Ubermenschen 54 points55 points ago

She's an attractive woman dressed in a provocative but appropriate outfit. No reason for you to get all holier-than-thou on her. She's done nothing wrong.

[–]DigitalChocobo 155 points156 points ago

Oh. This again.

[–]Harmswahy 1 point2 points ago

Still can't complain.

[–]UhOhOreo2012 0 points1 point ago

Don't think I ever will.

[–]ImUncreativeAndLame 98 points99 points ago

Ezio was male, 0/10

[–]DigitalChocobo 93 points94 points ago

Penis or gtfo.

[–]ESPguitarist 7 points8 points ago

Probably the first and only time this sentence has ever been spoken.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 3 points4 points ago

But there were female assassins

[–]DrPubertybeard 4 points5 points ago

Hence the lack of Ezio in the title

[–]WeWalkAmongstYou 14 points15 points ago

Reminds me of a cross between Assassin's Creed and something you would find in Soul Caliber.

Of course she would need to up her chest by about 12 cup sizes before she would be admitted into Soul Caliber.

[–]HeyJoshuah 3 points4 points ago

Assassin's Creed repost more like.

[–]pabman 2 points3 points ago

No need for hiring courtesans in this one!

[–]Detsuahxe 4 points5 points ago

"Tits" is not a good enough reason for anyone to give a shit.

[–]PerogiXW 6 points7 points ago

Highly Inaccurate 4/10 for craftsmanship

[–]IM_IN_YOUR_BATHTUB 9 points10 points ago

I'll maximize karma intake if I repost a top comment from last time right?

[–]AgentUmlaut 10 points11 points ago

Ridiculous how simplistic the whole costume is for a girl who goes this route. And here I am trying to do embroidering and other details on the chest piece and pants for my costume like a sucker .

[–]Platanium 4 points5 points ago

Yours will probably turn out better than her crappy "no pants look at me" outfit.

Unless you're going the same route I suppose

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 25 points26 points ago

LOOK

A GIRL WITH INCREDIBLY SLUTTY CLOTHING ON

HOW ON EARTH DID THIS GET VOTED TO FRONTPAGE????

Because ass, tits, ass, tits, the fact its a girl, this is a gaming subreddit, people are annoying.

[–]K4ge 44 points45 points ago

I've never seen an assassin in the AC games that dressed that way. This isn't cosplay, it's a slutty video game-themed costume.

[–]Snarkdere 3 points4 points ago

It's still cosplay.

[–]dasdingo 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

[–]jkillab 3 points4 points ago

QUICK UPVOTE IT SHE HAS TITS

[–]comrade_rooney 3 points4 points ago

Proof that any cosplay is easy, as long as you're okay with only wearing half an outfit...

Just because she's hot doesn't make this a good costume.

[–]electricmice 1 point2 points ago

girls complain about female armor in video games yet all female cosplay are about showing tits and ass.

[–]WideGamer 8 points9 points ago

No throwing knifes No Sword (Going after the first game since thats the closest i see in this) The knife looks REALY dull and i cant see any of the mecanics that would work the knife.

Not a good cosplay, could work as an Halloween outfit..but now conventions.

http://www.deltaattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/assassin-girl.jpg <-- This one is far superior cause SHÈ FUCKING MADE AN EFFORT

[–]cropperesp 20 points21 points ago

I'm sure she plays the game a lot, and isn't just some glamour model paid to go to events..

[–]Psirix 5 points6 points ago

Because hot chicks never create good cosplay outfits or play games!!! RIGHT GUYS?!?!!?

[–]EwThatsNerdy 4 points5 points ago

Yeah because how fucking CRAZY would it be for an attractive woman to cosplay as a character from a game she likes? Everyone knows it's impossible to look at least half decent, be a girl, AND play games.

[–]Whitellama 7 points8 points ago

I see your 1 female assassin creed cosplay, and I raise you 2 female assassin creed cosplays.

[–]GDMFusername 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this many times, yet this was the first time I've been able to bring myself to complain about it.

[–]JackalKing 2 points3 points ago

I love how half the comments here are "This isn't real cosplay, this is just a slut in an outfit." or "This isn't practical for an assassin."

When the fuck did sexy women in video game costumes suddenly become objectionable to you fuckwits? Did I miss something big or something? Some kind of nerd renaissance or revolution where we suddenly all switched to hating women who show skin?

[–]hidingcamel93 2 points3 points ago

The cosplay is so realistic that it's the only reason the guy on the left isn't looking at her--she's invisible.

[–]DrScrambledEggplants 0 points1 point ago

Every guard would turn his attention to her.

[–]yemd 0 points1 point ago

been posted countless times before.

[–]claybornp 0 points1 point ago

I have a hard time believing she actually plays assassin's creed. Sort of cuts down on the coolness of the costume for me.

[–]DrScrambledEggplants 0 points1 point ago

I found her. Her name is Angelica Danger Dawn. The link is her facebook fan page. Thank me later.

[–]JunkintheBattleTrunk 0 points1 point ago

Yup, one of the XX Girls.

[–]trets14 2 points3 points ago

wonder why this has so many up votes?

[–]barley_in_the_wind 0 points1 point ago

I'd stick that with my hidden retractable blade

[–]Arplate 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it is a crossplay, the way on which people gets dressed of a character of the opposite gender. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossplay

[–]Aleebi 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the girl knows she's hot and she left out pants to show it off.

[–]twistedfate1964 2 points3 points ago

Cute boots

[–]DvineINFEKT 9 points10 points ago

If this makes it to the top, Friday mornings /r/gaming is gonna be better than /r/gonewild.

I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow for upvoting you today.

[–]I_have_a_Secret 8 points9 points ago

If cute cosplay girl makes /r/gaming better than /r/gonewild then we can safely assume that /r/cosplay is the best community on Reddit?

[–]DvineINFEKT 7 points8 points ago

that or /r/cosporn, if it ever got fucking updated. That or my flair for the dramatic lacks humor and we can indeed assume cosplay is a great subreddit anyway.

[–]greedyiguana 9 points10 points ago

is it safe to assume that is a subreddit for porn somehow related to Bill Cosby?

[–]DigitalChocobo 16 points17 points ago

[–]greedyiguana 6 points7 points ago

[–]TheDiscoBastard 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/

This gets updated pretty often

[–]sgthoppy 2 points3 points ago

are you over eighteen and willing to see adult content?

yes

[–]stickd34th 4 points5 points ago

damn how many times has this image been on /r/gaming already.

[–]BossMan_11 4 points5 points ago

This is fucking retarded. You've been here for 5 months, there's no way you didn't see this posted here before

[–]T0PHER911 4 points5 points ago

How many times is this going to get reposted?

[–]Doniac 4 points5 points ago

Ha-haaa, I'm a girl cosplaying, better go half naked!

[–]greatestcape 1 point2 points ago

cosplay seems like 'sexy Halloween' costumes but taken super seriously

[–]UniqueNameGoddamnit 1 point2 points ago

Whore's Creed.

[–]AcousticHigh 4 points5 points ago

This girl has been here quite a lot lately. When will she have the decency to start showing up wearing pants?

[–]Awkward_Lubricant 0 points1 point ago

I believe I fapped to this 4-5 months ago.

[–]jeremylovesjesus 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks she would be uncomfortable jumping from a rooftop into a pile of hay in that outfit?

[–]Colesephus 2 points3 points ago

[–]ElagabalusCaesar 2 points3 points ago

I'm guessing this is his first day on /r/gaming

[–]Lolsillyatheist 2 points3 points ago

Lame repost of bad attention whoring.

[–]Hopsy_Scotch 0 points1 point ago

Reddit's making No fap September very difficult today...

[–]KojaKhan -1 points0 points ago

I could not pry away from the hips

[–]BGYeti -1 points0 points ago

Giggity

[–]Rhawk187 1 point2 points ago

I thought that said Assassin's Coed Cosplay. Close enough.

[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

Interesting strategy for the welfare to work office.

[–]PraetorianXVIII -1 points0 points ago

and behind her... standard fare for conventions

[–]Montezuma_Forgives -1 points0 points ago

The Jabba the Hutt cosplay in the background is 4/10.

[–]Mekebra 0 points1 point ago

There's very little ass in this pictures as compared to the title..

[–]MagicMurderBean 1 point2 points ago

The heels...

[–]scooped25 0 points1 point ago

Growth on upper right thigh. Possibly cancerous. 1/10 would not assassinate.

[–]DROSEN66 -1 points0 points ago

I'M TRYING TO SUCCEED IN NO FAP SEPTEMBER, JERK.

[–]Phoenix86 -1 points0 points ago

She can cosplay with me anytime..

[–]jazzbraves9ersfan -1 points0 points ago

damn...

[–]FREEMANtsinq 0 points1 point ago

Very nice! How much?

[–]M374llic4 -1 points0 points ago

I just posted this like 3 weeks ago.

[–]Bluesuiter 1 point2 points ago

more like cross-play, am i rite?

[–]allaboutandroids 0 points1 point ago

Well...she definitely does not look suspicious.

[–]WhyPeepa -1 points0 points ago

She has another hidden knife somewhere....

[–]SonicFlash01 1 point2 points ago

Let's check the Jimmies meter...
Mm-hmm... yup, looks like they're 98% rustled

[–]atomictoast 1 point2 points ago

As far as being as assassin goes, this is possibly the least effective clothing you could wear to blend in at any time anywhere.

Yeah though, I'm attracted to her. You still don't get an upvote.

[–]AndroydfoLife -1 points0 points ago

Ho-ly Shit

[–]Hank_Scorpio_77 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if there's a male equivalent of this for females...what convention do I go to and what do I dress up as to have thousands of females gawk at me?

[–]LoweJ -1 points0 points ago

she would attract too many looks to be a good assassin

[–]cosme_fulanito 1 point2 points ago

Every two damn weeks!

[–]yesbutcanitruncrysis -1 points0 points ago

It's a bit... but who cares, it looks cool.

[–]Wingnut233 0 points1 point ago

I want a girl with the right allocations, who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.

[–]CentralMan 0 points1 point ago

This is great!

[–]swooshwoosh 0 points1 point ago

she can stab me all day

[–]Chaular 0 points1 point ago

She looks like Olivia Munn

[–]yangar 0 points1 point ago

Good God Lemon!

[–]gmale9000 -1 points0 points ago

Well, that's a lot of thigh.

[–]spawn18 0 points1 point ago

I swear she did a mirrors edge one to.

[–]SuperSayianHercule -1 points0 points ago

Fuck it, she's hot. Take an up vote.

[–]temujin1234 0 points1 point ago

Fine, I'll upvote this again.

[–]rand0mguy1 -1 points0 points ago

It would be better if instead of hidden blade she had a hidden dildo to suck on

[–]bbraithwaite83 0 points1 point ago

this is why female armour in fantasy art works, i'd be dead

[–]Lucky_Chance 1 point2 points ago

It doent even look like she is wearing underpants 0.0

[–]healcannon 0 points1 point ago

Sigh and another repost gets 1k+ upvotes.

[–]VirtueWS 0 points1 point ago

I want one!

[–]Davii_bowie -1 points0 points ago

This is my brothers ex fiancé...... Ugh I was hoping I'd never have to see her again thanks reddit

[–]GenPage 0 points1 point ago

repost?

[–]leujin 0 points1 point ago

That is not very stealthy.

[–]GoldenGangsta66 -1 points0 points ago

Damn Ezio... he got hot...

[–]a_hopeless_rmntic -1 points0 points ago

[–]mattj7 -1 points0 points ago

MMMM assassinate me....

[–]monkeyleavings -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, no one will notice her coming...

[–]CircusClownx -1 points0 points ago

FAP TIME!

[–]93Luke 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys, it's a girl and she's dressed like a video game character!

[–]EasyCake -1 points0 points ago

How Do I get on her blacklist?