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[–]_driftwood 492 points493 points ago

Not this shit again.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 197 points198 points ago

Ice soap anyone?

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points ago

I sure am hungry for some chilli, but it's so late.

[–]Powerfury 54 points55 points ago

If you really think about it, this meme has been around for approximately 1.5 years or so.

[–]The_ToonCaptain 28 points29 points ago

Well if you really wanna quit just put in under the faucet!

[–]Charun86 14 points15 points ago

Too preoccupied with my homemade fleshlight.

[–]smartbomb314 5 points6 points ago

JOLLY RANCHERS Y'ALL

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 5 points6 points ago

I missed it by like a month, and I still haven't found out: What the flying fuck is 2 A.M. chili?

[–]danyquinn 7 points8 points ago

It was just a recipe for chili. Just chili at 2 am. Really good chili, some said. Others said it was of a normative goodness, and still others said they didn't have time nor need to make chili regardless of the hour.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 3 points4 points ago

But, chili is really involved, and has to cook for a long time. Why would you make it at 2 am?

[–]Neosilver 1 point2 points ago

because you really wanted chili at 3:30am, duh.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 0 points1 point ago

That isn't long enough to make chili properly. I have since found the image, and even it says to let it cook for hours and hours.

[–]Powerfury 0 points1 point ago

Nobody fucking knows.

[–]trancertong 0 points1 point ago

http://www.cookingcomically.com/?cat=3

(Scroll to the bottom, it was his first recipe)

I've tried several of this guys recipes, all turned out well.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 5 points6 points ago

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 1 point2 points ago

Early in the summer of 2011, so almost yeah.

[–]curvy_lady_92 3 points4 points ago

A little less. I've been here for a year and three months, and it was right after I started Reddit that this shit happened.

[–]Neosilver 0 points1 point ago

are you serious

I've been on this website for almost two years now.

I feel so accomplished.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 8 points9 points ago

It's not too late, it's only 2 AM

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 6 points7 points ago

3am!? When the fuck am I??!

[–]K4ylan 3 points4 points ago

My meat's spoiled because Ryan hasn't helped me with the fridge.

[–]Jaspers47 0 points1 point ago

No meat for Jakucha.

[–]Spastic_colon 2 points3 points ago

I see this posted a lot, but do not know the source, can anyone enlighten me?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

http://imgur.com/3xSgR

To say that it made a splash when it was first posted is an understatement. And there was that goddamn ice soap posted around the same time, and it all eventualy culminated in 2AM chilisoap IIRC.

[–]Spastic_colon 3 points4 points ago

You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar, but what does this have to do with it being late?

I remember the ice soap.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

One is supposed to make it late at night. I'm not sure why; in any case, I have wanted to for the past year and a half now.

[–]sprucenoose 2 points3 points ago

Nothing. That was part of the oddity. It is a relatively involved recipe, and probably the last thing you would make at 2am if you had any kind of a normal schedule.

[–]Scaryfedoraman 2 points3 points ago

2am chili.

[–]Jake482 2 points3 points ago

If I remember the story right, the author arrived home late in the evenings, and would put a pot of chili on. It'd typically be done at around 2AM for him. For those who are wondering if there are more, he's made a full fledged site here: http://www.cookingcomically.com/

[–]Im_not_pedobear 1 point2 points ago

I dont get it. Whats so bad about the chili cooking pic compilation? Except for the excessive use of unnecessary curse words

[–]swinegums 6 points7 points ago

Because the likelihood of:

  1. Having all of those ingredients in your cupboard on some random night is almost zero

  2. The possibility of putting them all together when drunk/messed up at 2am is less than zero

It's basically a chilli recipe. Wtf 2am has to do with it is beyond me.

[–]darklight12345 0 points1 point ago

i have a decent amount of those spices at home....but i cook a lot. number 2 is true though.

[–]DeadAimHeadshot 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, supposed to be funny not realistic guys.

And so is the 2am chili recipe.

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that chili took 3 hrs to make. I will just wait for 7am all the bacon and eggs I can find.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 1 point2 points ago

Chilisoap.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Next up, ice chili..or was it 2AM soap...fuck I forget.

[–]Jess_than_three 7 points8 points ago

2AM ice chili soap.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Ah! Thanks for clearing up my confusion!

[–]Jay_Normous 7 points8 points ago

Dude, you know what would be even better than this? Let's like... freeze our soap into a block of water so you can wash up without taking a shower.

We could call it icey bodywash

[–]mclovinlovin 19 points20 points ago

i don't want this shit back any more than you do..but god damn was it funny when it was "popular" hahaha

[–]Kaeylosis 41 points42 points ago

just let it die, shhhh, just let it die.

[–]AlanLolspan 7 points8 points ago

Like slipping into a warm bath. . .

[–]SoManyNinjas 3 points4 points ago

Just let it slip into sweet, sweet unconsciousness

[–]demalition90 7 points8 points ago

you scare me.....

[–]Redcard911 5 points6 points ago

Hurry! Someone post the burning house in response!

[–]therealndb 0 points1 point ago

[–]tabovilla 1 point2 points ago

I don't care, it's the first time I've seen it and laughed my ass off, some of us don't get the chance to browse reddit 24/7, so the occasional rerun doesn't hurt

[–]Fixthe-Fernback 5 points6 points ago

How the FUCK do you get karma in a year old thread?!

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]Fixthe-Fernback 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow. I feel really retarded now. I thought I was in the ice soap thread from last year that this link referenced. I visited that one while reading this one, and must not have realized I switched back. I believe my upvotes are being given ironically.

[–]Terps2009 115 points116 points ago

[–]narelie 79 points80 points ago

I really am cringing having to post this...but really, don't try this at home. The crumbs will end up falling onto the elements on the sides, and flame on.

This will, most likely, just end up the way my attempt did. Fire. Fire everywhere. And then the walk of shame to the phone to tell your spouse to buy a new toaster on the way back home.

[–]makemisteaks 42 points43 points ago

Last time this came up on reddit some guy ended up burning his toaster.
That's when everybody learned that "heat rises".

edit: grammar

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 32 points33 points ago

Reddit: Mostly science loving atheists.

Still lack common fucking sense.

[–]Jess_than_three 23 points24 points ago

High Int, low Wis.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 5 points6 points ago

Home of the "arm chair" neck beards.

[–]Janse 1 point2 points ago

Haha I'm so happy I read this, I was just on my way to the kitchen to try this. With my student-corridor toaster.

[–]RBeck 6 points7 points ago

If your toaster has plastic sides, it will melt.

[–]narelie 3 points4 points ago

Metal. You can't fight the metal.

...unless you're attempting to make a grilled cheese.

[–]abasss 4 points5 points ago

Don't ask me how, but I caused a blackout doing this.

[–]PhantomSwagger 2 points3 points ago

You caused a blackout by buying a new toaster?

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

Nope, doing grilled cheese in the toaster.

[–]LonelyBrotha 1 point2 points ago

How?

[–]Jeroknite 2 points3 points ago

Toaster oven.

[–]Thebkguy91 0 points1 point ago

Did not owned one at the time.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Do you own one now?

[–]Thebkguy91 3 points4 points ago

Not since last week, it broke. Still have the same old crappy toaster though. http://i46.tinypic.com/2dbtbti.jpg

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

You mother fucker.

[–]Thebkguy91 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it is I.

[–]Thalassian 0 points1 point ago

Regular oven.

[–]0HJOANNNE 0 points1 point ago

That's sadly what happened to me too almost a year ago minus the spouse part. :(

[–]thesomedude777 8 points9 points ago

YOU KILLED YOUR SPOUSE?!

[–]0HJOANNNE 0 points1 point ago

Never had one. D: But my brother was there when my toaster went into flames. We are all safe and no harm was done to the house :)

[–]macaronisalad 1 point2 points ago

The toaster did

[–]aliofbaba 1 point2 points ago

I tried this once and it was a mess. my toaster has these wire mesh things that push the bread to the center when bread is being toasted. that mesh pushed into the cheese... it just got worse after that.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 1 point2 points ago

Every toaster I have owned has had the same mechanism. Never could work out how this was supposed to work. I think it is just a big scam by toaster manufacturers to get people to break their toasters and buy new ones.

[–]TheeFlipper 0 points1 point ago

Put bread in toaster. Toast. Take bread out, put cheese on, put in microwave to properly melt cheese. Enjoy yourself a ghetto grilled cheese.

[–]Debbi3d 62 points63 points ago

SOMEONE GRAB THE 4 AM CHILI SOAP

[–]Rayezilla 37 points38 points ago

NOPE CHUCK TESTA

[–]batoughtasmell 11 points12 points ago

I SUBSCRIBE TO R/ATHEISM

[–]Gentleman_of_Wit 7 points8 points ago

CHOO CHOO

[–]danielw1245 0 points1 point ago

[–]rockerode 0 points1 point ago

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BASTARD CIRCLES. /r/trianglejerk

[–]SuperPowers97 1 point2 points ago

I USED TO BE SUBSCRIBED TO R/ATHEISM, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!

[–]luft-waffle 15 points16 points ago

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!

[–]CCMcfet 8 points9 points ago

Honestly I'm surprised it took so long to make its way back

[–]Lucianus48 19 points20 points ago

you can even see how old this is in the picture.

[–]4heartace 34 points35 points ago

or just buy a toaster oven

[–]catsrus12 6 points7 points ago

It doesn't come with free karma though.

[–]strebalicious 5 points6 points ago

Nor a possible visit from some guys in fire-retardant coveralls.

[–]4heartace 0 points1 point ago

I'll throw in a cat with the deal. Then again, in hind sight, cat+oven 0.o

[–]jphw 2 points3 points ago

Or just use a Grill? I mean if its a Grilled Cheese Tostie Why not use a GRILL.

[–]4heartace 1 point2 points ago

.... I've never thought of that I always use my toaster oven...

[–]Benb121 6 points7 points ago

Pretty sure we do that in Britain as well.

[–]Jack1237 7 points8 points ago

Yeah.. a cheese toastie :D

[–]LBK2013 8 points9 points ago

I have this argument with my stepmom often. If its cooked in a pan its grilled cheese if its broiled the oven its cheese toast.

[–]kilgoretroutt 4 points5 points ago

Is this something that is really worth arguing over?

[–]Wazowski 6 points7 points ago

"IT'S GRILLED CHEESE YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM."

[–]LBK2013 0 points1 point ago

This gave me a good laugh.

[–]AdonisBucklar 7 points8 points ago

Only if you care about the definition of 'grilled'.

[–]Moegain 1 point2 points ago

Meaning

Definitions do not give meaning themselves. Rather they give parameters when a word can be used. If that is what you wish to defend then ignore me. It is just a common mistake I like to correct.

Most conflicts are the result of misunderstanding. Language is often misrepresented and meaning is lost when this occurs

[–]A_British_Gentleman -1 points0 points ago

either way they're both correct. A cheese toastie works as it is cheese in toasted bread. Grilled cheese works as it's cheese that is cooked in a grill.

win-win.

[–]rmehranfar 1 point2 points ago

If it's arguable and there are humans involved then it will be argued.

[–]PhantomSwagger 0 points1 point ago

You're obviously wrong. People never argue.

[–]thefreshpope 1 point2 points ago

This is brand new information

shutup

[–]trampus1 12 points13 points ago

This isn't a grilled cheese anyways, it would be a toasted cheese sandwich. A proper grilled cheese is fried in a little butter.

[–]thesomedude777 19 points20 points ago

a little butter

Hahaha, yeah right.

[–]7896398741 3 points4 points ago

yeah more like 3/4 the stick. also if you go to a carnival they'll give you the grilled cheese, along with a deep-fried stick of butter.

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[–]bubbaholy 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention you don't have to worry about it spreading. :O Must try.

[–]Ms_Cleos_Trowaway 3 points4 points ago

A proper grilled cheese is grilled.

[–]zurkyburky 5 points6 points ago

TODAY IN REDDIT HISTORY...

[–]rockerode 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU I WANT MY LIFE BACK IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS.

[–]Mortuseon 11 points12 points ago

NOT THIS AGAIN. Last time this was posted, I spent days getting the remnants of melted/burned cheese out of my toaster.

[–]Thesunsetreindeer 7 points8 points ago

No NO NO, not again

[–]-MueX- 6 points7 points ago

I actually tried this a couple of months ago with a friend, and the first set of grilled cheese was delicious, but the toaster was smoking a bit. Since my friend insisted that this was just "crumbs burning off", we went for a second set. The toaster burst into flames, so my friend's first reaction is to save the toast, then we throw the flaming toaster out the window, into our neighbours property. Eventually we put out the fire, then went back to make some more grilled cheese in the oven.

TL;DR tried this, set toaster on fire, no regrets

[–]JosephStylin 2 points3 points ago

I honestly don't understand what has happened to reddit. Damn near 70% of the front page is reposts now. You used to be able to make it through a page or two before finding one.

[–]Dkid 2 points3 points ago

You're about a year behind.

[–]Baberooz 2 points3 points ago

has anyone ever actually tried this and got it to work? I tried it (thinking "oh gee, this sure looks super!") last year in my college house and the toaster literally went on fire. The flames roaring, I had to run with it out to the garden where I tried to douse the flames with grass while my housemates stood in shock. Eventually they got water and came to my aid, and when it cooled down, the grass had melted to the plastic and we had one melted toaster on our hands. with no grilled cheese. wtf internet.

[–]hitokirikensei 2 points3 points ago

FUCK NO! NOT AGAIN!

[–]paperd 2 points3 points ago

Is that... LiveJournal?

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

on a good note, they landed cheese side up

[–]Thebkguy91 1 point2 points ago

[–]thehunter699 0 points1 point ago

Repost....

[–]FuschiaKnight 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

NO!

[–]WasayZ 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I would've fallen for it too.

[–]CauseItsTrue 3 points4 points ago

I thought it was kind of a good idea, until I came to the comment section

[–]jerska36 -4 points-3 points ago

I definitely laughed harder than I should have at this.

[–]lawngnome1 -1 points0 points ago

Lol, somebody actually tried that...

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

/r/grilledcheese disapproves of your baking a grilled cheese.

[–]DZalvi85 0 points1 point ago

another cheesy re-post

[–]lozzer69 1 point2 points ago

Right to be a noob here ask the question this is a joke right ? as every response I've seen people trying this either ends up on the floor or on fire

Although I'm not complaining

TL:DR totally works ! Tasty cheese everyday !

[–]sparklyzz 0 points1 point ago

....the result of /r/trees...

[–]XeonProductions 1 point2 points ago

I tried to do this and my toaster started smoking, almost caught fire and set off the smoke alarm...

DO NOT TRY IT UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ANCIENT METAL TOASTER... even then it's probably a bad idea.

[–]corriek1975 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I guess you were not here when we conducted the Grilled Cheese experiments. Go look up the "Oreo in Cookie Dough" trials. We like to cook shit in weird ways in here. Dont judge us by our failures, yo.

[–]getemfox 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't sound good anyway. Butter is half of what makes grilled cheese good.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

That is toast with cheese not grilled cheese.

[–]Pepper-Fox 0 points1 point ago

Awaiting obligatory house fire picture in response.

[–]FissurePrice 0 points1 point ago

This is so dumb. I make cheese on toast in a frying pan. Make a cheese sandwich with the butter on the outside and gently fry. Best ever.

[–]corriek1975 -1 points0 points ago

Search "Toaster Grilled Cheese "to see our antics 11 months ago. I could care less if its a re-post, Im just giving a head up to those that didnt see the posts of Redditors trying this.

[–]_ajayy -1 points0 points ago

i never LOL'd so good in my life.

[–]tylerwatt12 0 points1 point ago

the original photo had a plate under it

[–]burnedlurker 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean the ice soap is coming Around again

[–]NyimaOdzer 0 points1 point ago

almost made me spit water sip in library... :-p

[–]currish 0 points1 point ago

Gravity can work with you...or against you.

[–]bumblescott 0 points1 point ago

I actually own a sideways toaster called a toaster oven that toasts toast into...toast.

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

1998 called . . . it wants its lame photo back

[–]spartex 0 points1 point ago

After it did that,I imagine the toaster say: FUCK OFF, NEXT!

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

Put a plate on the floor, you moran.

[–]k2spitfire -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for muenster. It oozes class

[–]Xlator 0 points1 point ago

Step 2: Turn opening of toaster towards wall? :)

[–]pwing 0 points1 point ago

This just made the rounds on facebook. Where the fuck have you been OP?

[–]badpost69 0 points1 point ago

Never forget

[–]wiserKeiser 0 points1 point ago

Also, the cheese will get on the metal basket inside, and upon further reuse will create smoke.

[–]bfitzisarat 1 point2 points ago

Man, just use the stove like a normal person.

[–]-Institutionalized- 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I try to do things And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like, I try hard to do it And I get real frustrated. And I take my time But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like I concentrate on it real hard, But it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, It never turns out! It's like, I need time to figure these things out.

[–]Thebkguy91 1 point2 points ago

Just wanted to update the picture due to all the repost on my oc. http://i46.tinypic.com/2dbtbti.jpg

[–]er0k13 -1 points0 points ago

Oh...god.... I laugh.... I die!

[–]Kittychanley 0 points1 point ago

This is the reason that most newer toasters won't even turn on if they aren't upright. Otherwise, it's just a major fire hazard.

[–]elephantx 0 points1 point ago

You gotta do it a few times to determine exactly where the plate goes on the floor. If you get it perfect, the toast pieces will line up and land as a sandwich.

[–]therealjoshuad -1 points0 points ago

Grilled cheese they said, it's easy they said.

[–]OnceAndFutureThing 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on a facebook account marked "4chan" yesterday. Full circle.

[–]kuj4k 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to 2011......

[–]Machorn -1 points0 points ago

Mind blown.

[–]prittypink 0 points1 point ago

Don't do it.

[–]You_took_all_the_goo 0 points1 point ago

When I did that, my toaster combusted.

[–]DJ_Phr13K 0 points1 point ago

At least make it look like you tried if you're going to repost

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost OP...

[–]pbomz24 0 points1 point ago

i did that and my toaster caught on fire, and i never got the grilled cheese :(

[–]Rasec_og 1 point2 points ago

Bottom picture was the one I took, And yeah what driftwood said... not this shit again http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/l80vb/so_i_tried_making_a_grilled_cheese_with_a_toaster/
my kitchen bitch

[–]jakeis38 0 points1 point ago

Thats not even grilled cheese it's just toast with melted cheese on it

[–]THE_HUMAN_TREE 0 points1 point ago

/r/ToasterRights we make the world a better place for toasters to live.

[–]LUCBD 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly massive house fire

[–]LUCBD 0 points1 point ago

Also why the hell haven't you people heard of toaster ovens?

[–]firehaven38 -1 points0 points ago

For some reason, this is extremely amusing!

[–]deafstandards 0 points1 point ago

My god... I AM getting old.

[–]86smopuiM 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. You can do that? You just blew my ind.

[–]dysgraphia_add 0 points1 point ago

This is funny, but old as hell.

[–]Redknight69 0 points1 point ago

Your re-toast is bad

[–]purebishop 0 points1 point ago

Cheese toast != grilled cheese.

Toast != grilled.

[–]misappeal 0 points1 point ago

Man, this was so moderately funny last summer.

[–]Tend_to_agree 0 points1 point ago

We call it cheese on toast.

[–]Miss_Cracker 0 points1 point ago

Freaking facepalm......Xl

[–]s0werkr0wt 0 points1 point ago

most shameless repost evr seen on reddit! lol

[–]GempaGem 0 points1 point ago

oh wow that was so fucking unexpected! NO WAY! WOW! IM STUNNED!

[–]TheSeedCraft 0 points1 point ago

I tried this once. The bread crumbs from the bottom all moved onto the heated wire and set fire to the bread. I then had to a molten lump of plastic with metal sticking out off the counter.

The counter then has a weird mark on it where the plastic had melted and the landlord got pissed off and made me buy a new one. The new one I bought was 1 inch shorter than the rest and people keep dropping shit on the fridge under the counter.

TL;DR Just use a fucking grill.

[–]AmostheArtman -1 points0 points ago

lololoololol!!!XD

[–]Grayraven87 -1 points0 points ago

omg this made me laugh way harder than it should have.... and i've seen it a few dozen times. haha boss is wondering if i took pills today or something though >.>.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 0 points1 point ago

This is a 9 month old repost.

[–]Patastrophe 0 points1 point ago

I said it last time and I'll say it again, pretty sure this is a joke from the tv show Outnumbered

[–]Getinwhereyoufitin 0 points1 point ago

one time my wife offered to make me grilled cheese. she had it done in less than two minutes, it was way to fast. upon investigation i come to find that she toasted the bread first then microwaved that with the cheese on it. i was not happy

[–]TheCheesy 0 points1 point ago

I never anticipated it, I never clued in. I laughed so hard at this. xD

[–]CompulsivelySuperFly 2 points3 points ago

I had a terrible so this made me laugh really hard xD

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 3 points4 points ago

I had a terrible once... it was terrible.

[–]CompulsivelySuperFly 1 point2 points ago

That's terrible to hear D: (My terrible is so English it's bad)

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

And here on reddit we'll be the first to point it out, usually being the biggest asshole possible.

[–]CompulsivelySuperFly 0 points1 point ago

It actually made me laugh harder xD

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 1 point2 points ago

Well I'm glad, at least somebody enjoys my sense of humor!