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[–]PlaidBaron 10 points11 points ago

Someone really oughtta let 'em know that won't be enough to put the fires out.

[–]tdubya84 2 points3 points ago

I'm not walking into that fiery fiesta to tell anyone anything

[–]EnigmaEcstacy 2 points3 points ago

says you

NSFW

[–]FishBonePendant 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha what movie?

Edit: Now more clear

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[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 1 point2 points ago

Y dont dey just use water?

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[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

yes, please retire it and let it go out with dignity

[–]iseedeadposts 2 points3 points ago

I seee youu...

title comnts points age /r/
Fire isn't funny, but closed captioning is 4coms 16pts 2mos funny
I knew things were bad in Colorado, but not THIS bad... 4coms 13pts 2mos pics
Everyone is doing their part to help... 30coms 700pts 2mos WTF
Come on! This isn't helping!! 9coms 151pts 2mos Denver
Seems like a real predicament... 22coms 185pts 10mos funny
Now that's what I call a sticky situation! 5coms 7pts 1mo WTF
Breaking news from the Colorado fires 8coms 18pts 2mos funny
Things in Colorado have gone from bad to worse. 3coms -7pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Sd56fan 2 points3 points ago

That's hot

[–]beeper917 2 points3 points ago

This picture is so old it's on social security.

[–]LeCrushinator 0 points1 point ago

Picture is from the fires in Colorado Springs in late June of this year. So, about 2.5 months old. EDIT: Or from the Hayman fire in CO from about 9 years ago, and then reposted like crazy during the Colorado Springs fires. I learn something new everyday on reddit. :p

[–]immameoba 3 points4 points ago

I can't downvote this repost enough! Seriously guys, quit upvoting these karma whores. Look at my karma, now look back at me. Stop it. People like this need a good downvoting every once in a while.

[–]cowboyvenus 2 points3 points ago

Or... y'know.... people like you can stop giving so many shits about fake internet karma.

Look at the rate I've accumulated Karma in my three years as supposed to your two months, then shut the fuck up about karma whores.

Only karma whores bitch about other people getting karma.

[–]vibrant_crab 0 points1 point ago

I agree with cowboyvenus. Stop pissing in everyone's cheerios.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 0 points1 point ago

Fucking fire fetishes, man...

[–]vravikumar 0 points1 point ago

would the firefighters use fire extinguisher foam?

[–]Deadly_Lust 0 points1 point ago

They are trying to charizard

[–]ryan12625 1 point2 points ago

Shakes fists to sky

DAMN YOU AUTO-CORRECT!!!

[–]BlueWolf07 1 point2 points ago

Unnnnngggg!!

This fire makes me so hot!!!

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

Someone really oughtta let you know this has been reposted a bunch of times.

[–]EnhancementShaman 0 points1 point ago

CROP YOU CUNT

[–]meltedsquirrel 1 point2 points ago

oh yeah funny. you know....because the word ejaculating used to be commonly used to mean to exclaim things and now it's commonly used to mean the act of emitting semen.

[–]Amusin 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess it wasn't so hard to masturbate to that after all

[–]RedFox18 0 points1 point ago

i have to say, this made me laugh so hard i was snorting haha