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Guide for newfags to follow before posting. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]kookiejar 18 points19 points ago

I approve of this PSA.

I'd make exceptions for the super strong, the incredibly handsome and most wymmyns.

[–]Rhyme17 14 points15 points ago

i'm looking forward to the day that a woman tries to become a regular and none of the current ladies like her. muscly catfights are the best

[–]fricktarder 9 points10 points ago

I think we mostly ignore the ladies we don't like

edit: completely edited

edit: I cannot tell a lie, it originally said (frostedlard)

[–]Baracuda7711 -5 points-4 points ago

There are ladies around here we don't like?

[–]fricktarder 10 points11 points ago

pls, you are not "we"

[–]Baracuda7711 -5 points-4 points ago

> implying there are still women here that nobody likes.

[–]tago-mago 4 points5 points ago

Or catfights in general

[–]Strikerrjones 9 points10 points ago

If you take my newly grown breast into account, I believe I fit all three of those things.

/humblebrag

[–]kookiejar 8 points9 points ago

On the bright side, now I want to be you, do you and go shoe shopping with you.

[–]steakknife 3 points4 points ago

Let us know when you grow the other one out too.

[–]Strikerrjones 4 points5 points ago

I think I'm just going to start using steroids. If I'm gonna grow tits anyway, I might as well be completely ridiculous while doing it.

[–]SmeltedFurypls 1 point2 points ago

I will not stand for the matriarchy invading the jerk! Who let you be a mod?

[–]kookiejar 4 points5 points ago

I used my feminine wiles.

[–]RedAnarchist 24 points25 points ago

Also good rule of thumb, if you're under age 19 or can't put up serious numbers, don't talk.

[–]phrakture 19 points20 points ago

BYE UTO

[–]TheGreatKhan22 17 points18 points ago

But what if I'm a HAES who squatted for the first time with just the bar? WHY AREN'T YOU HEAPING MORE PRAISE UPON ME?!

[–]RedAnarchist 20 points21 points ago

Lol I saw someone curling more than I bench in the squat rack, what fucking idiots!

Upvote me and tell me I'm one of you.

4realz, I'm really starting to hate FCJ newfags. Skinny little university bitches who think their 45 minutes reading SS online makes up for the years they spent playing vidya games in high school while referring to anyone in the gym as a meathead.

Eat shit.

[–]phrakture 19 points20 points ago

Skinny little university bitches who think their 45 minutes reading SS online makes up for the years they spent playing vidya games in high school while referring to anyone in the gym as a meathead.

You must be new here...

[–]abeswastaken 13 points14 points ago

I'm a college drop out and never read ss, can I still eat shit?

[–]MyNameIsDan_ 8 points9 points ago

you can eat mine, from the source <3

[–]fitfastfreddy 5 points6 points ago

Post pictures for maximum karma gainz.

[–]babyimreal 4 points5 points ago

Dat ain't no chocolate bar...izzz dodo baby

[–]never_works_legs 10 points11 points ago

I did a pull up today and ran a 1/2 K yesterday. Pls give me 30k karma.

[–]fitfastfreddy 6 points7 points ago

I've heard running works legs. Who should I believe?

[–]never_works_legs 6 points7 points ago

Not the Jews, that's for sure.

[–]fitfastfreddy 2 points3 points ago

I don't even consider them people.

[–]never_works_legs 1 point2 points ago

Jews...People? Wow, I would have never even thought that. It's like the blacks trying to be people.

[–]fitfastfreddy 6 points7 points ago

It's really a good thing everyone in FCJ is white.

[–]never_works_legs 6 points7 points ago

I know, right?

[–]Metallicadpa 14 points15 points ago

Bro, I did my first pull up after three years of training. Of course, like the typical /r/fitness user I'm also 500 lbs, so let's see you do a pullup with 500 lbs you fucking swole privilege espousing cuntflap!

Edit: downvotes? Really?

Edit 2: fucking hell guys, I guess you never read starting strength.

[–]steakknife 9 points10 points ago

That's not nearly stringent enough. Age and lifting experience don't stop me from making terrible dear diary posts like this.

[–]Doctor_Beard[S] 22 points23 points ago

[4srs] to all the newfags posting links the first day they find FCJ, you're doing it wrong. Lurk moar.

[–]PigDog4 12 points13 points ago

But where else can I post my explainabrag image macros about my mediocrity?

[–]Buttervangelist 3 points4 points ago

That's a very simple question

[–]markiedee88 9 points10 points ago

Link karma is so last year.

Comment karma is where it's at

[–]never_works_legs 3 points4 points ago

You're

[–]markiedee88 2 points3 points ago

this

[–]never_works_legs 2 points3 points ago

Not

[–]markiedee88 2 points3 points ago

this

[–]never_works_legs 2 points3 points ago

Kidding

[–]markiedee88 2 points3 points ago

this

[–]art_thou_mad_brah7 4 points5 points ago

You're just jealous because im a 3% body fat wrestler with toned functional muscles.

[–]tklite 1 point2 points ago

Lurking is a subtle art that is lost on the general populous.

[–]JJKebab 2 points3 points ago

How would you know?

[–]tago-mago 4 points5 points ago

Kill myself before I post? Will I accidentally a Sarcasmo?

[–]babyimreal 2 points3 points ago

ITT newfags don't take the advice and post

[–]jdcollins 2 points3 points ago

The worst part is I have to keep editing my preferences to lose the CSS so I can downvote all the newfag shit (full disclaimer: i'm a newfag, but I know when to keep my trap shut). It's just so exhausting.

[–]Rageahol 19 points20 points ago

Look to the left

Notice 'Use subreddit style'

Untick the box

Oh shit nigga

[–]PigDog4 7 points8 points ago

As much as I love/hate the new style, my favorite thing about the old style was the "LOL I CSS OUTSIDE THE LINES" bit. I found that my favorite part of this subreddit. Better than all you oldfags here.

[–]never_works_legs 3 points4 points ago

RES makes it easy.

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