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[–]ImSofaKingWeToddit 133 points134 points ago

That one is pretty good, but this one is still my favorite.

[–]Fullyscared 48 points49 points ago

I'm gonna have to go with this.

[–]idklmaorofl[S] 8 points9 points ago

i just shit my pants... thank you.

[–]Fullyscared 3 points4 points ago

Anytime ;)

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[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 6 points7 points ago

WTF is this? An advertisement?

[–]idklmaorofl[S] 1 point2 points ago

i wish i could read what it said so i could agree with you...

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 0 points1 point ago

It was just some irrelevant site with some top ten stupid things list

[–]GhostCam 39 points40 points ago

[–]Cabooseman 26 points27 points ago

Holy hell that's good. It looks like some very feminine-faced, masculine lesbian chose an ugly-as-sin, mustache-wielding italian girlfriend.

[–]TeethofBusey 13 points14 points ago

It looks like aliens trying to masquerade as humans.

[–]lordeddardstark 1 point2 points ago

Gandhi as a young man

[–]WestheimerRd 229 points230 points ago

Aw, he looks like a nice old man, and I don't like making fun of him. :(

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 18 points19 points ago

Looks like a nice old man and a nice old dogman

[–]suchende 42 points43 points ago

A nice old man who really cherishes his puppy. What a touching picture (pre-face swap).

[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 59 points60 points ago

ya but now hes a doggy. so he not a man no mor

[–]ra_grand 18 points19 points ago

....Baby don't hurt me...

[–]TheThrasherAsh 19 points20 points ago

.. Don't hurt me...

[–]Cat612 20 points21 points ago

...no more...

[–]chetnrot 4 points5 points ago

I dont understand the karma distribution here. You got so much more karma than the other guy, yet you continued the song

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

Son, I've seen the same comment get mad upvotes and get downvoted to oblivion, at different places in the same thread; no one understands the karma distribution on Reddit.

[–]iamjamazing -1 points0 points ago

So binary, right? One and zero. Creation, and perception. Without creation, we would never have anything to enjoy. Without perception, we wouldnt know what we were experiencing. People all create something a little different, but at the end, its a one. People all feel a little different about things, but in the end, its a zero. But we need something else, or else we've created a never ending loop. We need a random moment, something small, nonsensical, not really describable to anyone outside our loop, our sense of belonging.

Take reddit, for example. Users post things, things are viewed and then The next link is clicked. If it were not for upvotes, this cycle would never end. But upvotes break the system. Karma is literally worthless, but people farm it for a sense of belonging. People upvote or downvote in complete randomness, and while everyone complains that reposts are the problem, due to randomnesss, they are upvoted. It's just chance that on this day, at this moment, 576 people all enjoyed this post. Is that bad? No. Not at all. Same with anything really. People want to feel needed. If karma gives just one person, just one fucking person a feeling of self worth, who cares how the system works. Just enjoy the simplicity of it.

Also, this isn't an attack or anything, just been reading a lot about binary and spacial perception.

Tl:Dr, I wish you the best in life, whatever your ones and zeros are supposed to be, and don't forget to enjoy the simple things in life.

[–]truthdemon 9 points10 points ago

Hai doggy

[–]Hyphnip 8 points9 points ago

Hi Johnny! You're my favorite customer!

[–]Chiddaling 7 points8 points ago

oh hai mark

[–]esquilaxxx 7 points8 points ago

How's your sex life?

[–]idklmaorofl[S] 5 points6 points ago

i would never upload anything making fun of the elderly, disabled, etc etc.... but the shirt makes die everythime...

[–]WestheimerRd 1 point2 points ago

I get jokes, it just tugged at my heart strings a little when I saw it is all. :)

[–]I_like_oldermen 3 points4 points ago

Also, he's very handsome.

[–]omgimonfiyah 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I liked the original a lot more :[

[–]trekbette 0 points1 point ago

I'd bet he'd love the picture.

[–]WestheimerRd 1 point2 points ago

You're probably right. :)

[–]idiosidiot 0 points1 point ago

it's good old fun, isn't it? we're not being mean or vicious. they're two sweet guys who happen to be very funny.

[–]WestheimerRd 1 point2 points ago

You're right, it's just my first impression was not the same as yours. :)

[–]FourMakesTwoUNLESS 112 points113 points ago

1 2 3 4

[–]MufasaSimba 55 points56 points ago

That got really weird really fast.

[–]iltalldude 11 points12 points ago

I think it was weird from the get-go

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 35 points36 points ago

The last one is fuckin bad ass. It's like a pugtaur.

[–]birdnerd 8 points9 points ago

...adds to list of metal band names...

[–]seedbreaker 3 points4 points ago

The pose reminded me more of a Jabba the Pug.

[–]koviko 18 points19 points ago

I think I'm more amazed by the quality of work here than anything else.

[–]TeethofBusey 5 points6 points ago

I was hoping those were going to get posted. I just love how #1 is great, #2 is better, #3 is kind of "meh" but then #4 is mind-blowingly awesome.

[–]mayibuyavowel 2 points3 points ago

My son (5yo) and I laughed like two 5y olds at those.

[–]truthdemon 1 point2 points ago

Someone please swap the heads around on no.3

[–]millionsofmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

Send this in to the Weekly World News.

[–]ilrelevent 0 points1 point ago

That was amazing

[–]JezuzFingerz 18 points19 points ago

I think redditor Snowspot deserves credit for this faceswap

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/za83r/my_hero/

[–]Snowspot 6 points7 points ago

Haha, thank you, I can't believe this has so many upvotes O_O

[–]JezuzFingerz 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! I didn't know how to do that from my phone

[–]Cabooseman 1 point2 points ago

wow, cross/reposted after only 3 days...

[–]LMAO0OO 1 point2 points ago

I went on 9gag the other day to see how bad it was and saw this on there. What is Reddit coming to?

[–]jandalofdoom 22 points23 points ago

Hold on a minute - this guy has a shirt with a full size picture of his dog on it?

[–]killinmesmalls 36 points37 points ago

no, the dog has a picture of his owner on his shirt.

[–]Lord_Vinton 13 points14 points ago

GOD DAMNIT!!! Here I go again!

[–]rocknrollhikeskoo 1 point2 points ago

http://shop.themountain.me/pomeranian-face/

I'm on my phone so hopefully that link works properly.

I'm looking into buying the kitten one from the site.

[–]skintigh 4 points5 points ago

I would buy the shit out of that shirt.

[–]Fantasysage 4 points5 points ago

Half Face of Boe

Half Zordon

All dog.

[–]cupcake95 -2 points-1 points ago

I understood that reference

[–]prettyraddude 4 points5 points ago

As annoying as these are starting to get annoying, this one is probably one of the very little that actually ever made me laugh.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 2 points3 points ago

I knew Brian Dennehy was still alive.

[–]wobsession 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of Mars Attacks

[–]JessaFace 0 points1 point ago

My first thought. Where are all the other upvotes for this?!

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

Can I help you?

[–]mrfitzy 2 points3 points ago

The world needs moar face swaps

[–]RoachOnATree0116 0 points1 point ago

MOAR FACE SWAPS!!! AMIRITE GUIS?

[–]TeethofBusey 1 point2 points ago

I know, right! FACESWAPS

[–]with_a_leadpipe 0 points1 point ago

Zeppoles

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -1 points0 points ago

The dog has that stare that just says "What you doing comin round here, esse?"

[–]armedwithturtles 1 point2 points ago

where can i get the shirt with the owner on it?

[–]mrderpington -1 points0 points ago

I normally don't like face-swaps, but this one I like.

[–]Tman3500 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks terrified

[–]beeper917 1 point2 points ago

After looking at the swapped pic, you realize that the first is equally ridiculous.

[–]GentlemenQuinn 0 points1 point ago

The dog looks really scared/disturbed.

[–]lastactioncowboy 1 point2 points ago

so does the man

[–]NotOpressed 2 points3 points ago

I thought this was sad, the fact that he had a picture of his dog on his shirt of course means the dog means a lot to him... He's probably alone :( .This is why I'm having children & grandchildren.

[–]Lexirox 1 point2 points ago

Nah this was posted a couple days ago by his... Granddaughter, i believe.

[–]NotOpressed 0 points1 point ago

Oh.... I have a wide imagination.

[–]WickedElf2005 1 point2 points ago

That, good sir, is a head swap.

[–]doublechucklehaha 0 points1 point ago

Why does this make me think of Men in Black II

[–]aienoun 1 point2 points ago

that's not a face swap...that's a head swap

[–]RoachOnATree0116 0 points1 point ago

That was a high quality potato they used to shoop that

[–]FragrantSkunk 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the "Oh you!" dog's cousin.

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

Which looks like?

[–]jbg89 1 point2 points ago

ITT: other people's favorite face swap.

[–]madmuffin 0 points1 point ago

I've seen shirts like that before online, does anyone know where you could order one?

[–]elralpho 0 points1 point ago

I sincerely want the second shirt

[–]Raumcole 1 point2 points ago

Looks like an old Hank Shrader.

[–]jtw7 0 points1 point ago

I laughed hard at that then I got it all out of my system... until I saw his t-shirt.

[–]Imsovirtuous -1 points0 points ago

I feel bad for saying this, but it was stolen from 9gag...

[–]draino3112 0 points1 point ago

What was? I posted this 3 days ago. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/za83r/my_hero/

[–]hockeykid87 0 points1 point ago

Welp, everyone go home, it doesn't get any better than this

[–]Madandrew24 1 point2 points ago

The last photo was the best out of both.

[–]serrit -1 points0 points ago

Not funny enough to be funny, but funny enough for /r/funny.

[–]HughGErection 0 points1 point ago

See, this doesn't work. He someone sprouted another human face and got rid of a dog face.

[–]stferago -1 points0 points ago

Why does every face swap have to be your "favorite"? EVERY SINGLE face swap that makes the front page has the same title.

[–]pingvinus 0 points1 point ago

Probably my favorite title.

[–]MaritimeLawyer 0 points1 point ago

that's the first one of these that actually made me laugh...

[–]koukies 0 points1 point ago

I've never laughed at a face swap photo until now. Bravo!

[–]lampcamp 0 points1 point ago

oh god, how i want a shirt with a giant old man face.

[–]oh1berlin 0 points1 point ago

I just lol'd at this in public.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

At a [6]. Laughed for 5 minutes.

[–]headscratchie 0 points1 point ago

aww :} My dad used to hold his dogs all lovey just like that guy. I called his dogs my brothers.

[–]justinb3533 0 points1 point ago

manbabies.com

[–]summerly91 0 points1 point ago

brilliant

[–]UsedToBeBored 0 points1 point ago

I need to remember this.

[–]matisseman 0 points1 point ago

this is the inception of face swaps. 3 levels deep.

[–]SlapingTheFist 0 points1 point ago

It took me a second to truly hit, then I cracked up. Nice.

[–]impossibru65 0 points1 point ago

As nice of a man I'm sure he really is, that "dog" looks fucking terrified. Of course I think that's a constant attribute of "dogs" his size...

[–]dolliedoulip 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying.

[–]HailfireXV 0 points1 point ago

Favorite face swap for about 8 months now.http://i.imgur.com/Qr7qV.jpg

[–]michaelzelen 0 points1 point ago

what kind of dog is that

[–]too_many_legs 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite.

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

Well this will haunt my dreams for awhile. Thanks for the refill of nightmare fuel!

[–]scrotal_misadventure 0 points1 point ago

OMG SO MANY LEVELS HAHA

[–]VelvetJammies 0 points1 point ago

Are we going to start that thing that we did with the man with the pug now?

[–]PhluffHead 0 points1 point ago

Wow the reposts

[–]zombiej3sus 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

I actually think the first picture is funnier.

[–]Throwawayname 1 point2 points ago

I might buy and wear that second t-shirt.

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 2 points3 points ago

I would absolutely wear the shirt with the man-face on it.

[–]AFaderDarkly 1 point2 points ago

Definitely pushes those laugh buttons

[–]-1000downvotes -1 points0 points ago

Downvote me

[–]BallsackJoe -2 points-1 points ago

These are just never fucking funny anymore...

[–]nexus_5 -1 points0 points ago

He can go about his business.