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Watching a Subway employee making my sub. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Caboose119z 23 points24 points ago

As a former subway employee I could not agree more.

[–]HectorAnonymous 3 points4 points ago

I always get the new guy who just wants to make a pile of vegetables in the middle of the sandwich, leaving the ends bare. Knowing how to do it right but being unable to get them to is one of the most frustrating experiences I know.

[–]PabbleDabble 20 points21 points ago

M - I'd like some black olives too, please :-)

SW - Three black olive slices across an entire 12" sub

M - Oh, do you think I could have some more black olives, please.

SW - Two more slices of black olives

M - (Oh, ok) Yes, and just a little bit of mayonnaise, please.

SW - Turns bottle upside down, empties it all over my sub before I can say 'Wow that is a ton of mayo...'

M - Thanks...

I pray for a day I can break in to a Subway, make my own sandwich exactly how I like it, with proportionate amounts of toppings, equally distributed across the entire sandwich, and gently folder to perfect. I'll pay for it, I just one day want to see that sandwich.

[–]gumberculees 9 points10 points ago

Former subway employee here. When I first started working i'd be pretty conservative with the mayo, but you realize pretty quickly that the majority of people love a disgusting amount of mayo and just keep asking for more, even when they ask for a light amount of mayo. So I just got used to squirting copious amounts of mayo on sandwiches unless otherwise stated. We're only supposed to put 6 olives on a footlong, and if you ask for more, we're only supposed to put 2 or 3 more at a time. Just keep asking though, they won't say no. I love my olives though, so I could sympathize and if the manager wasn't around customers would get olives galore.

[–]sundbergftw 6 points7 points ago

I keep it easy, meatball with pepper jack, oregano, and parmesan. You literally can't fuck that up, and I love it.

[–]macchina 2 points3 points ago

6 olives!!!!

[–]dog_hair_dinner 1 point2 points ago

6 olive SLICES

[–]Chet_Awesomelad 8 points9 points ago

Similar story to yours:

Him: "Salads?"

Me: "Yes, please! Cucumber, onion, and jalapeños, thanks!"

Him: "Jalapeños?"

Me: "Chillies."

Him: "Oh."

Him: *adds four slices of cucumber, ten million tons of onion, and three jalapeno slices*

Him: "Sauce?"

Me: "Chipotle, please."

Him: "Huh? What?"

Me: "Chipotle Southwest."

Him: "Oh, Southwest."

Him: *pours an ocean of chipotle southwest on my sandwich, destroying even the remotest possibility of experiencing any other flavour*

Another story, this one involving the cheese options here in Australia (they may be different to overseas Subway stores):

Her: "Cheese?"

Me: "Yes, please."

Her: "Cheddar, Swiss, or Tasty?"

Me: "Um. Do you guys still have Old English?"

Her: "Uh, yes! I just said "Tasty", didn't I?!"

Me: "I... I don't think they're the same..."

Her: "SIGH! Yes they are! So you want Tasty cheese, then?!"

Me: "Well, no, I want Old English."

Her: "God! Whatever!"

Her: *storms off*

Someone else ended up finishing the sandwich.

[–]Whoa_Bundy 1 point2 points ago

I was starting to get angry with you for confusing the poor bastard sandwich artist with your fancy toppings terminology until I realized you were from Australia.

[–]Chet_Awesomelad 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, sorry, it's probably rather different overseas. To clarify, I just used the regular terms for the toppings. Like, the terms the stores have on all the signs and menus.

[–]dlpwillywonka 1 point2 points ago

She might think Old English is tasty.

[–]motdidr 3 points4 points ago

If most people weren't disgusting a make-your-own-sandwich place could be pretty popular. Actually I wonder if you could do something where you pick your ingredients, pay for it, and get a segmented tray or something with all your stuff, and you just assemble it yourself.

[–]ryrysofly 16 points17 points ago

That's called a kitchen.

[–]Strawcrazyman 8 points9 points ago

That's a deli.

[–]BoonTobias 1 point2 points ago

There is a fast food chain in florida called tropic pollo and it's awesome. They have like a condiment bar with lots of stuff, the problem is that it gets messy pretty easily. Allowing people to do whatever you want also has its downside

[–]ResRevolution -1 points0 points ago

My problem is that no one speaks English who works in a Subway around my area. It's very difficult to try and tell them what you want and they end up messing it up half the time anyways. I'm too shy to say anything, but it's kind of irritating.

[–]Belathgeth 6 points7 points ago

I asked for a little mayo. Suddenly, Mayonnaise soup.

[–]onosendaicyberspace7 12 points13 points ago

This about covers it for me.

[–]LemonyLollipop 4 points5 points ago

we actually have that comic hung up at the subway i work at haha

[–]stonedotjimmy 3 points4 points ago

Go to a Subway in a college town, they're more likely to know how to tessellate the cheese slices.

[–]Niflhe 0 points1 point ago

Or, if you know the employees, just give you free things. I ate those Subway pizzas at least once a week for free. Nothing tastes as good as shitty free pizza.

[–]itswhit 3 points4 points ago

As a Subway employee, I take pride in my work. ;)Imgur

[–]LemonyLollipop 1 point2 points ago

oh my god i remember the first 6 foot sub i made... i almost couldn't give it to the customer i was so freaking proud of that thing :)

[–]OfficerX 8 points9 points ago

I work at subway. These people you speak of are jackasses at a shit store, My bros Are pro, bro.

[–]gretasgotagun[S] 8 points9 points ago

Bro. I've been to many, many different stores and they are always shit. No pros to be found bro.

Edit: Bro

[–]JayesWins 6 points7 points ago

I wish I could make your sub. Don't let shitty stores speak for all of us. I take PRIDE In my tessellation and consistency.

[–]OfficerX 5 points6 points ago

I know! It's not just making a sandwich.... It's an elegant fine art.

[–]JayesWins 3 points4 points ago

I love you.

[–]OfficerX 3 points4 points ago

I love you too let's get married and have children, and have an artistic subway, with our children also working there!

[–]Chet_Awesomelad 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you work at MY local Subway?!

[–]simmerdesigns 0 points1 point ago

Casually drop "tessellation" while making my sandwich and I will tip you 300%.

[–]HectorAnonymous 1 point2 points ago

Hey, to be fair you never came to the one where I worked. I would have impressed you. I knew what I was doing.

[–]mattmoccpj 2 points3 points ago

You understand me. Thank you

[–]pjute 1 point2 points ago

As a regular sub connoisseur, having a new guy make your sandwich is terrible in all sorts of ways. Salad, cucumber and red onion please. At which the employee takes about half the bucket of salad and moshes it into the bread, and putting on 2 slices of cucumber and a ton of red onion. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Snake973 1 point2 points ago

I always get extra onion. Love that shit, even though Subway onions are decidedly sub-par.

[–]pjute 1 point2 points ago

Aye, it was the salad that put me off. McDonalds onions seems to be dunked in sugar water or something ಠ_ಠ

[–]Snake973 1 point2 points ago

Everything at McDonalds has that weird, gross sugary tinge to it.

[–]LemonyLollipop 1 point2 points ago

at the subway i work at we have very specific and strict guidelines how to make a sandwich even on the first day of work. if i was to do something like that even on my first day i would have been in quite a bit of trouble

[–]pjute 1 point2 points ago

Ok, I might have exaggerated with half a bucket. But the fact remains that this employee does indeed take about two to three times the salad that any other employee takes and squeezes it into the bread. I didn't want to be a bother the first time, and every time thereafter I'm saying that I doesn't want that much salad, at which I get the normal amount. It was an experience to open that sub, it exploded in salad and dressing.

[–]LemonyLollipop 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I have gone to other subways before and not to sound cocky or anything but the one I work at really is the best. It seems to be the only one around that actually follows guidelines and makes damn good looking subs

[–]intlcron 1 point2 points ago

I'm not going to try to make it sound like I haven't been to Subway, I have. But having worked in three delis and eating at many more, I don't understand why people go to Subway when for the same amount of money, if not cheaper, basically any deli ever will make a bigger, better sandwich. I just don't know how Subway keeps sucking people, myself included, in - it's gotta be hypnosis

[–]kielbasa330 5 points6 points ago

Even most other chains are better. Jimmy John's, potbelly, quiznos...all better.

[–]Misc_Rodriguez 0 points1 point ago

I'm drooling right now thinking of a Potbelly Wreck w/ everything.

[–]bespectacled12 0 points1 point ago

Gotta be the intoxicating smell

[–]speenis 2 points3 points ago

Relevant imgur URL

[–]PinkMistful 1 point2 points ago

The URL of the image spells CaT :D

[–]LemonyLollipop 0 points1 point ago

unless its the lunch rush and we have a line out the door (my subs still look pretty good then) i make an epic sub every time.

[–]Swanron 1 point2 points ago

There's no right way to make a sandwhixh. Only a million wrong ways.

[–]Coloneljesus -1 points0 points ago

And that is one of them.

[–]Swanron 0 points1 point ago

LOL DON'T CARE.

[–]leilanni 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a look of anticipation. This made me laugh out loud.

[–]tadsteinberger 0 points1 point ago

I love gifs like this that actually make me laugh, not just chuckle or smile.

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