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Fairly odd parents - The teen years (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DuhBombDiggity 116 points117 points ago

Does his shirt say "Dead Girls Can't Say No"? O.o

[–]Enjoiissweet 39 points40 points ago

Yeah, its a clothing company. Drop dead, as you can see on his knucles is Ollie Sykes' clothing company.

[–]glennrosehv 16 points17 points ago

and he has the same tattoos as oli

[–]Enjoiissweet 1 point2 points ago

Yeah he's got a few, mainly the pyramid with the eye.

[–]glennrosehv 0 points1 point ago

and the ghost one, I think it's funny how much they made him look like Oli

[–]jonwithanh 3 points4 points ago

Damn, you reminded me how much I miss my Fresh Till Death shirt, stupid washing machine ruining my gold foil print. =/

[–]Enjoiissweet -1 points0 points ago

I had some sick drop dead beaters for a while.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

Those clothes are so fucking cool. Too bad ollie is a cockasaurous rex and I won't support him

[–]Enjoiissweet 1 point2 points ago

Basically this.

[–]That_Extra_Mile 88 points89 points ago

Timmy figured it was the only way Trixie wouldn't be able to say no to him.

[–]Mangoshaped 4 points5 points ago

Oh Trixie.

[–]rozonkomo 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of the Voltaire song Dead Girls

[–]Bull3tM0nk3y 7 points8 points ago

YEEEEESSSS!

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!

[–]Domthecreator14 2 points3 points ago

Fuck her before she gets cold!!

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]leaffur -4 points-3 points ago

I guess we'll never know.

[–]AvatarPer 70 points71 points ago

If you watched the movie where hes an adult. He becomes a hippie at the end so that may have happened

[–]GuinnessGreen 22 points23 points ago

Wtf there is a movie?!?!

[–]Baberooz 62 points63 points ago

yeah, with Drake Bell. It was horrific.

[–]connorblikre 21 points22 points ago

he grew up temporarily in channel chasers too

[–]FEMINISTS 23 points24 points ago

Yeah, but that version was awesome!

[–]tokerdytoke 17 points18 points ago

Super fucking horrific.

[–]aldude3 12 points13 points ago

yeah... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/AFairlyOddMoviePoster.jpg/220px-AFairlyOddMoviePoster.jpg

[–]TangoDown13 24 points25 points ago

What. The fuck?

[–]Nictionary 16 points17 points ago

This isn't real. I refuse to believe.

[–]aldude3 10 points11 points ago

K, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1w5zMjuzoY. Feels bad.

[–]the_television 1 point2 points ago

Ow

[–]paisleyswift 0 points1 point ago

I.. uh.. whu... but... the... uh...

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

It's real but thank god the movie poster looks nothing like the movie.

[–]Jeroknite 3 points4 points ago

What am I looking at?

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]creepyeyes 4 points5 points ago

You know, I'd heard there was a movie, but I'd never heard a single thing about it ever coming out.

[–]DeliriousZeus 0 points1 point ago

Probably because it was painfully awful.

[–]Ybrik2010 0 points1 point ago

I read and heard about it. Skimmed through.

Final Reaction

[–]Asylumgirl15 0 points1 point ago

It really was. He became every parents worst nightmare... and it sucked. bad.

[–]UnluckyGhost 1 point2 points ago

I choose to believe that it never happened.

[–]Herecomethedrums 0 points1 point ago

IT DIDN'T!

[–]UnluckyGhost 0 points1 point ago

What didn't?

[–]shutupayouface 1 point2 points ago

I thought you were talking about Channel Chasers, and was pissed as fuck. Then I saw the trailer for the live action movie :(.

[–]epraider 0 points1 point ago

...So it's a bad thing I actually liked that movie?

[–]K4ylan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I liked it too. Not as good as Channel Chasers, but I think it beats the new episodes by far.

[–]sniff3000 21 points22 points ago

but he also loses his fairies.

[–]MrMacro 54 points55 points ago

Did you even watch the movie? He gets to keep them so he can go around helping people with their magic. Jorgen Von Strangle even makes a special rule just so he can do so.

[–]1stgamer 2 points3 points ago

Did we watch the same movie?!

[–]k1w1999 2 points3 points ago

Depends on which one, there are at least four.

[–]SamuraiStormtrooper 0 points1 point ago

Are we talking about the one with Drake Bell?

[–]k1w1999 1 point2 points ago

Or the one with the Muffin, TV Remote, Secret Wish, or the 3-part movie that I'm yet to see.

[–]mikla 19 points20 points ago

Looks like Tumblr threw up on him.

[–]MikeFania 22 points23 points ago

If you knew anything. He loses his Godparents at the age of 13.

Why must I deal with amateurs?

[–]Hime_Takamura 8 points9 points ago

maybe he's 13 in the picture? a really fucked up 13, but still.

[–]Blackmar 0 points1 point ago

wouldn't be surprised with kids these days.

[–]samuraichikx 4 points5 points ago

No he doesn't?

In channel chasers it's implied that he has them until at least 18

[–]Redkitties 1 point2 points ago

same thought. to the top with you!

[–]K4ylan 0 points1 point ago

If you knew anything, this is bullshit.

[–]hellomynameis__ 18 points19 points ago

Breaking bad version: Mr. Crocker becomes Walter White

[–]JerosScotland[!] 6 points7 points ago

"I am sorry the position has been filled"

[–]celestialwolf 39 points40 points ago

There's a better, original version of this somewhere. I think it was part of a pic with several cartoon characters "grown up" or something.

Edit: Found it

[–]Baberooz 5 points6 points ago

can someone please find this? it sounds awesome

[–]neverenderlyrics 4 points5 points ago

Thinking of LINK REMOVED DUE TO NSFW ADS, PLEASE USE JARLOFDENMARK'S LINK BELOW, probably, last picture.

[–]JarlofDenmark 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, that entire page was just ads with boobs.

It's not even the original either, it's from CollegeHumor.

[–]neverenderlyrics 1 point2 points ago

Ah, sorry, was just a google image search plus ad block, I had no idea. I'll take my link down for the people at work.

[–]CommunistMuffin 4 points5 points ago

yeah but wanda and cosmo are frowning in that one :(

[–]TerdSandwich 0 points1 point ago

I love that shark week is on the TV. FUCKIN' SHARK WEEK, MAN!!!!

[–]wag_the_dog -1 points0 points ago

Ya just go to r/trees and wait, and some jackass will post it again

[–]Enjoiissweet 20 points21 points ago

He looks sick, the detail in those tatto's are gnarly.

[–]Yogsosoft 47 points48 points ago

Right in the childhood...

[–]SmartAssX 13 points14 points ago

and by childhood i mean the teen years

[–]Kinch_ 2 points3 points ago

Upick Live, brah.

[–]wag_the_dog 54 points55 points ago

I didn't realize Timmy turner would become a scenefag

[–]DarkestBlood 27 points28 points ago

It's like a mix of Oli Sykes and Christofer Drew. xD

[–]dmeisel411 9 points10 points ago

Even down to the "DROP DEAD" knuckle tattoos. Now that's attention to detail.

[–]halfveela 28 points29 points ago

I just googled both those people, and I must say, those are some interesting looking little girls.

[–]Since_been 8 points9 points ago

I went to high school with Chris. He's a fucking faggot. If my yearbook wasn't in my storage unit I would show you how different he looked just merely a year before he turned into...whatever he is now.

[–]JollyOldBogan 6 points7 points ago

My old manager was best mates with Oli Sykes back when he lived in England. Actually looked the same as him, too (tattoos, piercings, etc). I spoke to Oli on the phone at work once when he called up absolutely smashed after a show.

Apparently he's a chill guy, but also a bit of a prat. Egotistical.

[–]Locke57 3 points4 points ago

Lead singer of BMTH and he's egotistical? No....

Speaking of egotistical prats, have you met Austin Carlile? Holy shit is that guy unbearable.

Edit: Austins stage presence will be legend someday despite his attitude after shows. He's a great performer/vocalist.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 0 points1 point ago

Dam really austin? Seemed like such a good guy. Maybe just having a bad day or something.

[–]scudsdoutmywiddly 1 point2 points ago

I've never heard of Austin being a shitty guy, I've heard Oli is an absolute prick, but I've heard decent things of Austin. That said, saw him live and holy shit he was incredible. Honestly one of the best performances I've seen, in that genre atleast.

[–]Locke57 0 points1 point ago

I asked for an autograph after a show. He told me to buy a poster, so I did, and again requested an autograph, and he told me to fuck off. I have the entire bands autographs except his because he was too busy to sign it.

He was sitting at the merch table with a beer in his hands, not doing anything. Guess he just didn't like the look of me. But goddamn was his performance excellent.

[–]scudsdoutmywiddly 1 point2 points ago

Oh, what a dick. My friend met him, said he was alright. The only guys in bands like that that I've met are Woe, is me. They were all pretty cool guys. Got a picture with all of them. They all complimented my height.

[–]Locke57 0 points1 point ago

In Fear and Faith sought me out after a show to thank me for "being a badass and knowing all the new songs."

[–]DreamAway 4 points5 points ago

Whoah really? Was he mean or did you just not like him or what? I've heard he was bullied a lot in highschool...

[–]Since_been 0 points1 point ago

He was pretty quiet. As for bullied? ROFL..no. I was shocked when he got noticed by MTV and such. He used to bring a cheap fender acoustic to school and play in the basement before school started and always sounded like shit to be honest.

[–]KayKay61H8 3 points4 points ago

I also have friends that knew him from school. Same stories. Plus my friend's band went to record in his area with the guy that does most of Nevershoutnever's recording and Chris was there and fucking high the whole time and ignored everyone that tried to talk to him.

[–]Since_been 3 points4 points ago

Doesn't surprise me. He wasn't real popular and shit in high school (nor was I) so I assume now that he gets truckloads of teenage pussy he's a fucking asshole. I simply hate him because my ex briefly dated him literally a couple months before he got famous and her and her sister always brought him up and I got tired of hearing that shit.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 0 points1 point ago

Ehh Chris probably wanted the touring lifestyle so bad and didn't want the girl to bring him down. But from what you said i don't see how he is a bad person for being quiet and trying to make it out on the music scene even though his fan base consists of little horny girls. But if i were him i would do the same.

[–]Since_been 0 points1 point ago

Oh hell yea I'd do the same but I wouldn't tat my arms and hands all up and shit. He's gonna regret that shit later.

[–]KayKay61H8 0 points1 point ago

yeah dude, let's just agree on the fact he's a whiney douche-pussy.

[–]DreamAway 0 points1 point ago

Ooooo I see. Did you ever talk to him? Or did you two have mainly different friend groups?

[–]Since_been 0 points1 point ago

He was in a grade below me but I did have a health class with him my 10th grade year. So to answer your question, no I never talked to him.

[–]DreamAway 1 point2 points ago

I see! Thanks!

So basically he was just a quiet kid. Why did people dislike him then?

[–]Since_been 0 points1 point ago

I don't think anyone disliked him before he became what he is now. Most people from Joplin probably hate him because he's fake and makes us feel kind of gay to know he came from our school. Idk.

[–]DreamAway 0 points1 point ago

Hm. Im so sorry for all these questions, I'm just genuinely curious of what he was like before his "famous days."

Care to explain how he's become fake? Then again he's claimed he was picked on in school and didn't have many friends...

[–]headbangerdude 2 points3 points ago

Chris is a fucking hypocritical prick. Have any of you see his interview with bryanstars? If that is "loving everyone" count me out

[–]Since_been 0 points1 point ago

Lol wtf...living in his car? That never happened..

[–]headbangerdude 1 point2 points ago

wat.

[–]DreamAway 0 points1 point ago

double wat.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

TBH honest Bryan overreacted . But Chris is a tool for bitching about Bryan interviews when Bryan does all that non serious stuff.

[–]headbangerdude 1 point2 points ago

i second that, but bryan likes to have fun and make the artists seem a little more human

[–]Bl1tzkrieg -2 points-1 points ago

I can't confirm how he looked before he turned "scene" or whatever he thinks he is, but I can confirm that he's a faggot.

Eatmewhileimhot isn't all that bad though..

[–]KayKay61H8 0 points1 point ago

No, it is. lol

[–]5mokahontas 0 points1 point ago

What? His music used to be amazing. The songs were cute and bubbly like Trouble, that's why I liked him. Now it's all over produced. I miss just him and his guitar.

[–]zack10house 0 points1 point ago

Killer live show though, believe it or not. Although, really, I think nevershoutnever live is good DESPITE him. His voice is obnoxious

[–]tokerdytoke -4 points-3 points ago

U mad bro?

[–]muzog 4 points5 points ago

He's supposed to look like Oli Sykes. Look at his hands. They have "Drop Dead" tattooed on them. That is Oli's clothing line, and he has the same tattoo on himself.

[–]DarkestBlood 2 points3 points ago

.....Which is why I said he looked like a combination between Oli, and Christofer. Oli has the Drop Dead tatts, and same style of hair, (Well, used to.) as well as wears the same type of clothing. Looks like Chris because of the hair, Anchor tatt, and Gauged ears. (and reminded me of him because of the whole stoned delio.) I also know about Drop Dead, I've visited the website many times. Shame everything is so expensive. xD

[–]muzog 1 point2 points ago

I was just agreeing with you and explaining why. haha

[–]Sungodwaterchild 2 points3 points ago

i'd watch it

[–]ToSlowImPro 6 points7 points ago

That's depressing..

[–]jser12 1 point2 points ago

Dead girls cant say no...

[–]Marceline523 2 points3 points ago

No. No get it away.

[–]MLPFIM123 1 point2 points ago

Is there a subreddit for art like this on TV shows? I would love to know But if not, are there any tumblrs, websites, albums, ect?

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

I love everything about this lol

[–]ben876 2 points3 points ago

Right in the childhood bro

[–]Treop 4 points5 points ago

Makes sense. Timmy is based on the creator's brother (or some other relative, I can't remember) who was a heroine addict I believe. Of course I heard this second hand from someone who was dating the creator's niece, so it might not be true.

[–]thefuckdidijustsee 4 points5 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE !! KILLL IT WITH FIIIIRE!!!!!

[–]Gamzeefaygo 3 points4 points ago

Do I see "drop dead" on his knuckles? :D

[–]dont_forget_again 3 points4 points ago

Voom and Boom up in his room, SMOKIN' INSTANTLY!!

[–]x0blivii 0 points1 point ago

Looks like every hipster rolled into one.

[–]theWolfPack 3 points4 points ago

who would have thought Timmy would turn into a faggot

[–]RussianNarwhals 2 points3 points ago

Dead girls can't say no

[–]Tman3500 2 points3 points ago

Does he have Drop Dead tattoos?

[–]gonesnake 1 point2 points ago

Is that kid brewing up a bag of glint?!

[–]PostsWhileDrunk 1 point2 points ago

I've been wondering something about this picture. That thing is "why?"

[–]JordanianRiver 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of Mitchell Davis for some reason

[–]T3HR4G3 1 point2 points ago

LOL, pretty much my life 5 years ago. Still look like that for the most part I guess. Way less high, though.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

You look like that? Lets fuck

[–]T3HR4G3 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, I think my girlfriend might not like that. Thanks though.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

Whats your gf look like...she might like it more than you think ;) (totally trolling by the way don't be frightend)

[–]maymaye1 0 points1 point ago

There's a movie on this and it doesn't go like that

[–]limeyrose 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was 'Dead Girls Cant Gay'. Was disappointed it was not.

[–]Malikir 0 points1 point ago

Where's Poof?

[–]yojolady93 0 points1 point ago

i for some reason instantly thought ben bruce

[–]trikillr42 0 points1 point ago

I would watch the hell out of this show.

[–]mintmilktea 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. Timmy is Trace Cyrus!

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

I would watch the ever loving fuck out of this.

[–]OmEgah15 0 points1 point ago

My friend was in a band with Billy Bob Thorton's son, and I roadie'd for them at one gig (Birthday party for the daughter of another well known actor). Will Thorton looks exactly like this, but with black hair.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Anyone called Billy Bob is a necrophelliac.

[–]OmEgah15 0 points1 point ago

What if I were to tell you the girls father was Gary Busey? Because it was.

[–]leiurameshi 0 points1 point ago

lol he's still buck tooth

[–]mgonzo11 0 points1 point ago

They still stuck with him

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

I would watch the shit outta this.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Thank god they went in another direction canon-wise.

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

This would be Timmy Turner, freshman at Dimmsdale U.

[–]parkertonsloanworth 0 points1 point ago

Cosmo when Timmy loads another bowl "Aaaaaahhh my brain!!!" Wouldn't AJ be like the equivalent of the black Steve jobs at that point too?

[–]zrscuba94 0 points1 point ago

So he became skrillex?

[–]4_is_green 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would bang.

[–]MisunderstoodPenguin -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck would he turn into a drug addicted overgaged necrophiliac?

[–]dirtmouth -2 points-1 points ago

i don't understand why this is scary

[–]Mangoshaped 0 points1 point ago

Its one those things you can't look away from.

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

Kill it, before it multiplies!

[–]nealio1000 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin hardcore kids.

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

So amazing right?

[–]casendilla -1 points0 points ago

Dead girls can't say no.

[–]baka2k10 -1 points0 points ago

Ow, right in the childhood...

[–]justifiesactions 0 points1 point ago

those tatoos are the coolest part

[–]Montoya012 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure 99.9% of teens don't look like that

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

Dead girls can't say what, Timmy? What?!

[–]TehDingo 9 points10 points ago

Well... Dead girls really can't say anything at all.

[–]nettles121 -1 points0 points ago

he looks like jared leto.

[–]ajoelp -3 points-2 points ago

this just ruined my childhood

[–]guitarguy13093 -1 points0 points ago

Relevant https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=232741436760683&set=a.232741433427350.64473.232740476760779&type=1&theater ?

[–]tronneroi -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for wrecking another good show for me internet.

[–]Southpaw_xi -1 points0 points ago

NO TARA NO

[–]jackrocks2 -5 points-4 points ago

young people.. no good

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