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[–]Skeeow 69 points70 points ago

[–]beowoop 10 points11 points ago

That made me laugh way harder than the original post....thank you.

[–]SilentSacrifice 1 point2 points ago

Someone's been eating the happy plant.

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[–]Jon76 1 point2 points ago

Wooow, I have a VHS with some Dinosaurs episodes and this is one of them. I used to watch it all the time when I was like 8 years old. (I'm almost 19 now) and years later Purple Haze became my favorite Jimi Hendrix song. I knew it sounded familiar.

[–]JustJamz 40 points41 points ago

Definitely NOT da mama

[–]aldude3 18 points19 points ago

I'm the baby, gotta love me.

[–]Mjolnirium 8 points9 points ago

Feed my mouth! Fill my belly!

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[–]SpeaksDwarren 2 points3 points ago

No kidding?

[–]Andthatswhyyounever 38 points39 points ago

I just found out Dinosaurs is on netflix instant.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 23 points24 points ago

F'real?

Cya, reddit!

[–]Belaires 8 points9 points ago

You'll be back...and really depressed by the series finale

[–]DieselWeasel92 9 points10 points ago

Be honest. Can you come up with any other way to end that series? It actually had a point. They killed their environment and brought it on themselves. The show actually tackled real issues, I remember episodes about masturbation, veganism, women's rights, sexual harassment, etc. The list goes on. It was a good show and the puppeteering was well done, but there was logically no other way to end it than mass extinction. It wasn't actually meant for the younger demographic. It was a sitcom on prime-time television. Good show, but it had to end that way.

[–]bethanyj 5 points6 points ago

Oh man. I've had the dvds sitting in my cart on Amazon for months. Had no idea they'd be on netflix.

[–]5trokerac3 6 points7 points ago

IMA GET ME A DRESS FOR DA GLAM PADGENT!

[–]HONEYB00B00 7 points8 points ago

Shhh...It's a WIG!

[–]Piker10 30 points31 points ago

the baby from dinosaurs is smarter

[–]MisterTactful 21 points22 points ago

I actually think that little girl is very smart, but she never had a chance with a mom like that.

[–]HustlerThug 9 points10 points ago

How can you tell that a 5 year-old is very smart?

[–]paisleyswift 9 points10 points ago

Da smae way da peeples from my skool find out i was smarts in da two grade.

No, but seriously. There are ways to tell how intelligent a child is. Albeit, they don't always show the intelligence of a shy child, or one that thinks differently.

[–]MustWarn0thers 13 points14 points ago

This thing is that thing's mom: http://i.imgur.com/aJj14.jpg

Apparently the mother has 4 children including this thing. Each one of those things has a different father. 4 things, 4 different fathers. At least 2 of those fathers are convicted felons, one of which is a sex offender.

When people speak of degraded culture/american gluttony and say "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" they are talking about this thing, and the things it gives birth to.

[–]fruitzz 3 points4 points ago

Upvoted for username.

[–]JoseFernandes 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck is up with that woman's neck?

[–]MustWarn0thers 5 points6 points ago

I think her body is having a hard time finding places to store all the shit food that she eats. "WE NEED MORE NECKS, STAT".

[–]meltdownup 2 points3 points ago

So glad they are giving her money to exploit her already ruined family.

[–]ptbus0 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a chunky Kendra Wilkinson

[–]AcceleratedDragon 0 points1 point ago

The child looks like the mom did some heavy drinking during pregnancy

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For every one additional drink the mothers consumed [above the recorded daily average] between their 43rd and 84th days of pregnancy [the second half of the first trimester], their babies had a 16% greater chance of being born smaller than average, which may put them at greater risk for mental and physical problems. Their infants were also more likely to have birth defects, such as a 25% higher risk of a smooth ridge linking the nose and upper lip, a 12% increased risk of an abnormally small head and a 22% greater chance of unusually thin upper lips.

[–]StickSauce 4 points5 points ago

[–]DancinZorba 12 points13 points ago

sorry if im lost, but is that the honey boo-boo person?

[–]foxbrb 4 points5 points ago

yes

[–]thumper242 1 point2 points ago

Why do people watch this?

[–]foxbrb 1 point2 points ago

I don't know...I personally cant make it through the commercial. As someone from the south, I just don't understand why THESE people keep getting in front of a camera to represent us.

[–]WordOfGav 1 point2 points ago

Boo-boo kitty fuck?

[–]SgSpecial180 6 points7 points ago

That show had such a sad ending... Dinosaurs that is. Well I guess the other one is pretty tragic too...

[–]SirPhobos1 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit! They're doing a live action Dinosaurs!?

[–]DannKast 0 points1 point ago

This made my day. Thank you so much!

[–]acey365 1 point2 points ago

Making your day made mine. I needed a nice comment right about now. Thanks

[–]DannKast 0 points1 point ago

Well, you're welcome. I suggest you watch the star wars brock dubs too, they are great.

also, "Don't throw that at mah face ya little BITCH"

[–]sleepauger 0 points1 point ago

I see that I'm not the only one enjoying some nostalgia thanks to the addition of Dinosaurs on netflix.

[–]beatsnpornbread 3 points4 points ago

First thought: Thaaat's where I've seen her before.

[–]Iamsqueegee 3 points4 points ago

So, eventually her kind will become extinct?

[–]midbc 4 points5 points ago

sadly no....haven't you watched that documentary called Idiocracy

[–]Neosilver 0 points1 point ago

You /are/ being sarcastic, right? Just checking.

[–]midbc 0 points1 point ago

yep i am

[–]iPodLurker 2 points3 points ago

We all hope so.

[–]immameoba -1 points0 points ago

Knock da mama!

[–]dirty_luck 0 points1 point ago

up.

[–]qqumber 0 points1 point ago

Not da momma

[–]Bacti 0 points1 point ago

Que magnifique my man, que magnifique.

Fucking Dinosaurs, hahahaha

[–]TheHooDooer 0 points1 point ago

Your username... Cannot unsee...

[–]RXSarsaparilla 0 points1 point ago

Again!

[–]brohouzer 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if Reddit hates Honey Boo-Boo, or loves it...

[–]0six0four 3 points4 points ago

I like her, If i had to see a reality show i would much rather see this family than the kardashians.

[–]professional_here 0 points1 point ago

I love it

[–]sneakyninjapants 0 points1 point ago

That is amazing!

[–]Moomew 0 points1 point ago

Why can I not find the dinosaurs on Netflix?!?

[–]bookeesz289 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck I forgot about that show

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

I swear the girl in the picture blinked.

[–]h_smith 1 point2 points ago

MOMMA AND SUGAR BEAR ARE GOIN ON A DATE!!

MOMMA AND SUGAR BEAR ARE GOIN ON A DATE!!

[–]ImmaTurtleBro 0 points1 point ago

I have been watching Dinosaurs on netflix for the past week.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 0 points1 point ago

[–]aking14 0 points1 point ago

I knew she looked familiar...

[–]IntoTheMystic 1 point2 points ago

She looks like Drew Berrymore with Downs syndrome.

[–]EtOH_oholic 0 points1 point ago

This just made my day so much better!

[–]jampk24 0 points1 point ago

Instead of face swapping, just make her eyes bigger.

[–]Kevward 0 points1 point ago

I was watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo yesterday and felt compelled to make this

[–]dirty_luck 0 points1 point ago

my god, i knew i saw a similarity in that face...just couldn't put my finger on it until now. well done sir!

[–]BobertBilliam 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you. Just... fuck you.

[–]asnof 1 point2 points ago

I dont want to unsee, because everytime I see that face I will point and laugh saying she looks like a dumbfuck baby dinosaur off of an early 90s tv show that I am nearly too old to remember

[–]megapegasus1 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because I'm totally watching Dinosaurs right now!

[–]monkite 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please explain who this is without making her sound like an urban legend?

[–]Zugzub 0 points1 point ago

I'm the baby! gotta love me!!

[–]nicktothek 0 points1 point ago

god what ugly child

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 3 points4 points ago

Who's the kid and why should I care?

[–]Japanistan 7 points8 points ago

Honey Boo Boo Child. She's taking over.

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

Guess which one is more evolved.

[–]Crespy -1 points0 points ago

Guess what bitch, I unsaw it

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[–]UnbornApple 3 points4 points ago

Slinging insults at a fucking kid, you're pretty cool.

[–]mirglof 0 points1 point ago

IM THE BABY!

[–]librarianzrock 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love me!

[–]ItsSarahMarie -2 points-1 points ago

I knew that dinosaur was going to haunt me later in my life! can't unsee!

[–]Japanistan 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. Honey Boo Boo child.

[–]TJ-sylar 0 points1 point ago

People used to bully me and say I looked like that baby dinosaur. They would shout Not tha mama at me

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

Yah, but e'rybody loved the baby dinosaur, seems like you could've made it your advantage and throw something at them e'rytime they said it! Then again, I'm sure you just didn't wanna deal w/ them much.

[–]shamoni -2 points-1 points ago

I wish we'd get the fuck of off these people. Snooki and J Bieber were bad enough, why do we have to beat our drums all day about people we hate?

[–]radioheady 0 points1 point ago

Well who else are we going to beat our drums over?

[–]Splee009 -5 points-4 points ago

My god it's uncanny

[–]chaseton 0 points1 point ago

Not The Mama!!!!