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[–]willymo 9 points10 points ago

-Luke 8:19

[–]Pacificfighter 37 points38 points ago

repooost!

[–]Deadly_Lust 13 points14 points ago

das gay

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Your post just cured cancer. I can't even imagine a world where you didn't post that comment.

[–]Orstaag 11 points12 points ago

I literally laughed until tears ran down my face. I showed my wife, expecting her to also laugh heartily...she asked me if I was retarded.

[–]PJae 5 points6 points ago

I'd put it on a shirt and wear it to church

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 2 points3 points ago

It seems as though our situations are quite similar. I laughed my ass off at this and then showed my wife and she said "yeah, it's funny I guess..."

[–]Orstaag 2 points3 points ago

Something so ridiculous can't be articulated, I think. Either it's funny or it isn't. Luckily, I have a good sense of humor!

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 0 points1 point ago

I think it had something to do with the voice I used in my head to read it.

[–]Orstaag 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I think that's it. I used a hilarious voice for mine as well.

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 0 points1 point ago

Women just don't get it...

[–]Granted007 4 points5 points ago

lolrepost

Original (That I saw)

"Do I smell watermelon?"

[–]aeobeo 0 points1 point ago

I'm not defending it, but that's an extremely long time as far as reposts go.

[–]amuhammed82393 5 points6 points ago

Actually is Dolan.

[–]Vouk73 2 points3 points ago

Joodas pls

[–]mintrolling 1 point2 points ago

geesus y u do dis

[–]nuwbs 3 points4 points ago

Actually is akshuly.*

[–]GordonMcFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Akshuly is acually.*

[–]Bluecool -2 points-1 points ago

aculy wsa jedwass

[–]kuledude1 2 points3 points ago

and there we have it the REAL reason Christians hate gays

[–]SwedishVikingNipples 2 points3 points ago

Stolen

[–]PapaTheSmurf 3 points4 points ago

judas plz

[–]TCBloo 1 point2 points ago

Judas Priest

[–]XinuBakeki 0 points1 point ago

This made as muych sense to me as dolan cartoons

[–]NullKarmaException 1 point2 points ago

Jesus: "Nah, Cocoa Butter"

[–]The_Hollow 2 points3 points ago

[–]Squally 1 point2 points ago

Someone should photoshop the derp Jesus on this pic!

[–]coolboyman8 0 points1 point ago

Yup, straight to hell for laughing

[–]DaveBombay 0 points1 point ago

I want to upvote this but I dont want to mess with the 666! I cant be the guy who makes this 66...7. Virtual Upvote

[–]bearback 1 point2 points ago

repost but thanks for the lulz

[–]xTreeLine 0 points1 point ago

well thats enough life for me today

[–]The_fluffy_sock 0 points1 point ago

Judas please, please judas STAHP

[–]WalrusCaptain 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]NegativeNigger 0 points1 point ago

das dat shit i do like

[–]knwh 0 points1 point ago

"stop judas das gay" is the funniest thing I've ever read

[–]tdrunner95 -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 1 point2 points ago

Funny because 3 other people said it was a repost before you did. You filthy reposter.

[–]tdrunner95 0 points1 point ago

SHIT I'VE BEEN CAUGHT

[–]Reggaejunkiejew31 0 points1 point ago

I hope you've learned your lesson...

[–]TotalRedditMove 1 point2 points ago

12 year old chat speak is so fucking annoying

[–]mr_harvey_birdman 0 points1 point ago

First thing to make me laugh out loud all day. Thanks!

[–]xXMiAsMa -2 points-1 points ago

Repoooooooooooost.

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[–]globalvar 1 point2 points ago

k. see ya later.

[–]Flantastic185 -1 points0 points ago

This isnt gay hate? Anyway, you aren't helping the wrongs of /r/atheism by being a dick to them. Just do what they can't, coexist.

[–]Pink-Pineapple -3 points-2 points ago

Do I smell watermelon??x)