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[–]Farkwun 28 points29 points ago

America likes it.

[–]Griffter4 10 points11 points ago

Canada might be a scum bag, but at least it isn't gay like America. Taking it in the bum and stuff. Homo.

[–]oldschoolduranduran 9 points10 points ago

It's not gay until the balls touch.

[–]mcityftw 1 point2 points ago

Obviously America is a girl that is pooping.

[–]dhash 26 points27 points ago

Aw man, right in the Michigan.

[–]dingofarmer2004 33 points34 points ago

Looks like Canada is Superior.

[–]SaintAnlathas 3 points4 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]bisp247 11 points12 points ago

Bite Mexico, we're coming in dry America

[–]Marty565 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, Canada's already lubricated.

[–]tetrasyzygy 7 points8 points ago

and cumbag America.

If you just gave America a smile Canada wouldn't be a scumbag.

[–]StrungoutScott[S] 5 points6 points ago

Alaska almost acts as the scumbag hat.

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 7 points8 points ago

But Alaska is part of America, that means.. CANADA STOLE AMERICA'S HAT AND THEN RAPED IT. What filthy people.

[–]loganthegood 4 points5 points ago

Legitimately!?

[–]visagesc 5 points6 points ago

At least you can look forward to a reach-around in about 200 million years.

[–]IamSparticles 1 point2 points ago

Winner.

[–]Rasheeke 18 points19 points ago

What's so scumbaggy about gay sex?

[–]GMFK 21 points22 points ago

No reach-around.

[–]LoftyDog 5 points6 points ago

That's a breech of etiquette.

[–]snowlion13 4 points5 points ago

let all assume its a female with a strap on, less gay, at least not full gay

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[–]snowlion13 3 points4 points ago

because non gay sex is the main preference of everyone looking at it

[–]MJZMan 3 points4 points ago

Actually, it's more like Fabulous Canada.

[–]defaultriches 2 points3 points ago

Must be anal because it looks like its going straight into Detroit ( the shit hole of the U.S)

[–]333psychonaut 0 points1 point ago

So cleveland is right in America's asshole... Sounds about right. Also Canada is wearing a sweet ball cap

[–]ARabidMonkee 0 points1 point ago

Sorry that's on the east coast, a little place called New Jersey.

[–]ChaoticRights 2 points3 points ago

I am Canadian and I thought this was going to be offensive.... But I laughed.

[–]musicsoccer 1 point2 points ago

God damnit. Can't unsee now.

[–]gchalmer 9 points10 points ago

Canadian reporting in... I live... in that dick. dammit.

[–]musicsoccer 6 points7 points ago

Sadly, I live in...that...part of USA...

[–]ARabidMonkee 3 points4 points ago

OH...

[–]Griffter4 0 points1 point ago

That sucks...

[–]iamdehf 1 point2 points ago

That's one big tumor on Canada's head

[–]procrastinagging 1 point2 points ago

Something's going on in Hudson Bay too...

[–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

And where does mexico play a part?

[–]radiofreebc 1 point2 points ago

All this while getting an enema from the Hudson's Bay.

[–]beel8888 -1 points0 points ago

Thats funny shit!

[–]puffmello 0 points1 point ago

Then what's mexico?

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

I just saw this picture in a comment thread.

[–]Ichthyologist 0 points1 point ago

That makes Lake St. Clair the... Oh god, I swim in that!

[–]YourConsciousness 1 point2 points ago

It looks like Canada's getting fisted by Hudson Bay. It's all a big orgy.

[–]theamplifiedorganic 1 point2 points ago

And that, folks, is the only time that Canada's not on the receiving end of the international fuckstick.

[–]Zorodude77 0 points1 point ago

I think this has almost exactly the same comments as the last time I saw it posted.

[–]xylaphoneman 0 points1 point ago

also it stole our hat

[–]mondaythecat18 0 points1 point ago

I look at Alaska and imagine America saying "Give me back my hat!"

[–]spillycayo 0 points1 point ago

this wouldn't hurt so much if canada would just use lube instead of insisting on being "Canada Dry"

[–]Melissapants 0 points1 point ago

TIL: I live in Canada's wang.

[–]Marty565 1 point2 points ago

I'm American and I find this funny.

[–]alw4489 0 points1 point ago

Why is Canada wearing such a tall hat made of America?

[–]madeinttown 1 point2 points ago

So...that makes Detroit the asshole of America? I'd hate to say it, but this joke is accurate...

[–]baseballguy123 0 points1 point ago

I know right? Not even a courtesy reach around!

[–]featherybigfoot 0 points1 point ago

look at Canada look how loose it is (the Hudson bay)

[–]schoocher -1 points0 points ago

You know that the US has fallen pretty hard when we become the butt of Canadian jokes... :_(

[–]merp98 1 point2 points ago

Canada, don't stick your dick in crazy

[–]TicTacTash 0 points1 point ago

CANNOT UNSEE

[–]sawyer779 0 points1 point ago

No one factored in mexico...

[–]foxehknoxeh 0 points1 point ago

Florida's awfully big, I think America likes it

[–]CheeseAtTheKnees 1 point2 points ago

Detroit, U.S.A.'s asshole, appropriate. Even Cleveland is confident it's better than us

[–]elektrow 1 point2 points ago

yet another reason canada is so much better

[–]JustLetMeComment 0 points1 point ago

Took me a second. Aaaaannnnd..........FUCK SHIT GODDAMNIT, can never unsee that!

[–]lummyD 0 points1 point ago

the face says no but the body says yes.

[–]NdonkeykongSuh 0 points1 point ago

Being from Windsor, I'm going to guess we're the jizz going into Detroits asshole.

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Canada has made America wet (great lakes). So maybe America is enjoying it?

[–]Juslotting 0 points1 point ago

I've also heard America is our shorts and Florida is our penis

[–]SEGnosis 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Canada and America 427coms 754pts 4mos funny
America may be Canada's shorts, but . . . 1com 3pts 11mos funny
Fuckin' Canada... 382coms 636pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Paintchips37 1 point2 points ago

Be gentle!

[–]UnknownErmine 0 points1 point ago

Hellll no

[–]Paintchips37 1 point2 points ago

Spit on it?

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 0 points1 point ago

Just the tip!

[–]RoboFlange 0 points1 point ago

Canada's the kind of country that would fuck a nation in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give them a reacharound.

[–]getemdevo -1 points0 points ago

at least 'murrica has a bigger dick... T_T

[–]illindividual 6 points7 points ago

at least canada's not receiving

[–]T-D-S 0 points1 point ago

hermaphrodite America likes it ..

[–]gr33nss -2 points-1 points ago

Canada has a little dick.