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[–]fuddmillbyrne 137 points138 points ago

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 31 points32 points ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–]Green_leaf 20 points21 points ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[–]Tfish 10 points11 points ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Edit: I remember that mostly just because of this song.

[–]Jux_ 6 points7 points ago

I made that video.

[–]brsp25 1 point2 points ago

Can you prove this? For the karmas?

[–]Jux_ 2 points3 points ago

Are you able to make out the email address at the end?

Email it.

[–]EnthusiasticNihilist 1 point2 points ago

And yet, no karma was gained...

[–]Jux_ 1 point2 points ago

Eh, I posted it to /r/StarTrek and it was only a +20 or so.

You can email me though if you'd like.

[–]catsmakeweirdnoises 0 points1 point ago

Coincidence overload

[–]cjcrashoveride 4 points5 points ago

Wow, I just watched that episode for the first time a couple weeks ago. What an amazing episode that was.

[–]shiggityjoe -2 points-1 points ago

What an amazing Star Trek reference to that episode where Piccard and the alien Captain have to go all survival mode on the foreign planet together, but he only speaks in these weird quotes of stories! Have an upboat!

[–]Questions-Answered 4 points5 points ago

Nevermind, he got that sweet, sweet karma.

[–]ghostlyforce 0 points1 point ago

To me Thursdays are waaay better than Fridays. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[–]rtothewin 0 points1 point ago

Don't even care, 3 day weekend this week!

[–]bdevy 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: The cowboys go on to draft him in 2020

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[–]sleepauger 22 points23 points ago

That doesn't make it Friday.

[–]CaptainZach 0 points1 point ago

Where I work everyone refers to their last day of their work week as Friday even though it's usually not the actual Friday.

[–]sleepauger 1 point2 points ago

Maybe this can help you guys learn the days of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

[–]CaptainZach 0 points1 point ago

I'm having painful flashbacks to when this was on the never ending cd they play...

[–]Synonysis 48 points49 points ago

FRIED EGG

FRIED EGG

[–]Really_bad_lipreader 1 point2 points ago

I see nothing wrong here.

[–]psufan34 39 points40 points ago

You left out the part where he says, "Go for it, fuckface!"

[–]Deviatus 0 points1 point ago

I tried 3 times to figure out what he said after "go for it" last night and couldn't quite be sure it was fuckface lol.

[–]psufan34 0 points1 point ago

Well since I failed at making a gif of it here's the link to the video and Deadspin article . Some people do think he might have said fucking fags but let's just keep it as fuckface.

[–]idontcare111 30 points31 points ago

I knew this was going to be a gif when I watched the game last night.

[–]SouthTexasTitan 16 points17 points ago

Can anyone make lightning strike in the gif after the fist pump?

[–]Stevenutz 23 points24 points ago

The dude abides.

[–]Socks1400 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

[–]Alexithymia 4 points5 points ago

The Dude has let himself go!

[–]Sweet_Tooth_Jones 67 points68 points ago

I loved Rob Ryan's intensity last night. So pumped the NFL is back!

[–]wangotango22 23 points24 points ago

While not a Cowboys fan at all, I have to agree. Give credit where it's due - they played amazing last night. And the fact that The Dude is their coach is even better.

[–]ghostly5150 5 points6 points ago

It's actually Oscar Bluth, his twin brother, George, coaches the Jets!

[–]jambrand 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see him I think, heyyy uncle father

[–]swed1sh_chef 11 points12 points ago

The Dude in the gif is actually Rob Ryan, the defensive coordinator (brother of Rex Ryan, the Jets' head coach). The head coach of the Cowboys is Jason Garrett.

The more you know...

[–]wangotango22 0 points1 point ago

Ah, my bad. But even so, he's the most recognizable face on the coaching staff. And doing a great job.

[–]jsellout 3 points4 points ago

Fuck that, he'll be doing a great job when I get more than 6 damn points from his defense.

[–]rjohnston11 2 points3 points ago

As a Saints fan, The Cowboys blow dick. As a football fan, the played a damn good game last night.

[–]wangotango22 1 point2 points ago

And that's what I'm talking about - giving credit where it's due. I'm a hardcore Vikings fan, so we should be bitter rivals, but I can see genius when it happens. Cowboys: dominated. Giants: failed.

[–]ivenoideawhat 2 points3 points ago

There was pass interference on that particular play that he is cheering for. Credit isn't exactly due.

[–]SonofSin17 0 points1 point ago

ummm. no they stopped the Giants on fourth down

[–]ivenoideawhat 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't that when they were at the goal line and passing it into the endzone?

[–]saltnvinegar 0 points1 point ago

I think so, or around then. Giants receiver was held, and he just missed the catch, but no flag. Whenever it happened, it was cheap.

[–]ivenoideawhat 0 points1 point ago

Ya lol its amazing what people can selectively ignore. It was incredibly blatant too.

[–]whiskeyonsunday 0 points1 point ago

Still not sure if they played amazing or if the Giants just played terribly...

[–]zgh5002 -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]swishahouse713 2 points3 points ago

Hell Yeah. I wish there was football on Wednesday night every week!

[–]hedonismbot89 2 points3 points ago

I missed it. I thought it started on a Thursday like every other year. I don't normally watch TV, so I didn't notice it. Went to sit down for the game today, on my birthday, and I realized I missed it.

[–]bootnuts 1 point2 points ago

Rob Ryan even looks awesome when he's in docile mode

[–]winkandthegun 6 points7 points ago

I know I'm going to get sick of this, and I know it's going to be overused and beat into the ground, but right now it's still awesome and anytime somebody uses it I smile.

[–]Psirix 3 points4 points ago

Unless you own or run a restaurant.

[–]King_of_the_Creep 6 points7 points ago

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!

[–]StickSauce 0 points1 point ago

IT'S FRIDAY! FUCK YEAH!!

...But I work this weekend. Someone has to be around to qualm you overly-entitled pricks.

[–]veltrop 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I work both days this weekend too after a full week. Fuck you OP!

[–]clydefrog811 2 points3 points ago

I love Rob's grey hair, it makes him look like a lion.

[–]Gotta_Go_To_Job 0 points1 point ago

You fucking take that back.

[–]GrilledCheeser 5 points6 points ago

Fuck yeah. GO COWBOYS.

[–]Mange-Tout 2 points3 points ago

As a Cowboy's fan, this will forever be my favorite gif. Shay Lauren, you're now #2.

[–]Alamodome 0 points1 point ago

My weekend starts in 15 minutes, so the gif applies!

[–]BoxShapedHeart 1 point2 points ago

Same for me when I leave college.

[–]BecomingJohnDoe 0 points1 point ago

i thought of billy connoly's voice shouting "fuck yea it's Friday ma wee laddy"

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel having Tony Romo and Dez Bryant on my fantasy team

[–]NillaPlease 0 points1 point ago

Same for me. Except I also started Ogletree this week

[–]corby315 2 points3 points ago

Either you have a deep league, your are a Cowboys homer, or you are a fantasy genius.

[–]CarTamer 0 points1 point ago

Homers run deep

[–]NillaPlease 0 points1 point ago

Although I am a Cowboys fan, I don't let that affect my fantasy team. Romo, Bryant, and Ogletree are my only Cowboys. I got Ogletree as a late-ish pick and planned on using him as a back up, but Wednesday afternoon I changed my mind and started him. Needless to say it paid off.

[–]robbyiballs 0 points1 point ago

I loved when they played that in slow-motion last night

[–]serrit 1 point2 points ago

Hey I like the end of the work week too. What other unique things might we have in common.

[–]guntfuddler 0 points1 point ago

In other news, the government has released results from a recent study, with the results suggesting that an overwhelming portion of the population enjoys weekends.

[–]scooterpie1878 0 points1 point ago

I can see someone making a [FIXED] post of this where they're sad because they work on Saturday.

[–]areddeath 0 points1 point ago

They had to blur his mouth on ESPN lol

[–]ImAraptor 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one watching that live and I was like hahaha that's gonna be on reddit.

[–]aea47 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, this guy looks like a super villain

[–]Live4FruitsBasket 0 points1 point ago

DAE hear what he was saying even though there was no audio?

[–]BenoNZ 0 points1 point ago

On that note, I am sending everyone home early.

[–]JonnyOneNut 1 point2 points ago

I swear I can actually hear him saying it.

[–]Fatbeerguy 0 points1 point ago

The better Ryan brother.

[–]CarTamer 0 points1 point ago

He then says 'go for it Fuck face!' the Giants offense coordinator once got knocked out by his Daddy Buddy Ryan. So it's pretty awesome

[–]jellyfungus 0 points1 point ago

you mean this?

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

it was hilarious that nbc played that as they went to commercial. especially with how blatant it is as to what hes saying

[–]leonprimrose 0 points1 point ago

says no one that's ever worked in the restaurant business ever

[–]kayvoon 1 point2 points ago

I cant tell if he's saying "FRIDAY" or "FUCK YEAH"

[–]Asylumgirl15 0 points1 point ago

I've never been so proud as a cowboys fan until Last night... thank you for rekindling my pride

[–]Ghost_R11121 0 points1 point ago

You had to specifically post that gif didn't you, OP? You dick...

[–]CmdrTroll 0 points1 point ago

That man's belly is disturbing.

[–]JumboRabbit 0 points1 point ago

I hate working saturdays! God dammit!

[–]theCHAMPdotcom 1 point2 points ago

Same, god thats sad...time for a different job?

[–]TheeElite 0 points1 point ago

I knew this would be a gif soon enough

[–]dgriff24 -1 points0 points ago

Still can't believe they replayed this.. stupid tv.

[–]randomguynumba5 -1 points0 points ago

The awkward thing is...that play that he was screaming about was an ooobvious pass interference, I think thats why he was so insanely excited :P

[–]itp757 -2 points-1 points ago

what, you turn into a fat piece of shit alcoholic who coaches a fallen from grace team? i don't get the joke....

[–]flackdaddyxpress 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see NBC show his name as Bob Ryan for a split second last night?

[–]PaintyFilms 0 points1 point ago

Rob Ryan is fucking awesome. Loved him when he was with the Browns, even though we lost a ton. He's just an animal on the sidelines and the guys love him.

[–]kim90jg 0 points1 point ago

Rob Ryan is fucking sick. His entire family is amazing. Not many great football families like the Ryans. Rob needs to lose some weight like his brother Rexy though or he wont be around long enough to win a Super Bowl

[–]zvd918 -1 points0 points ago

He then proceeded to say fucking faggots. No lie

[–]JezASU16 0 points1 point ago

It seems like hes saying friday....

[–]DerpingLegitly 0 points1 point ago

Kicking off Fridays, since the beginning of time.

[–]quad_copter_cat 0 points1 point ago

Whoa. Did he sell the Kodiak?

[–]Lorfhoose 0 points1 point ago

Oh look it's an old, fat version of Dave Grohl.

[–]cheesiestcheese 0 points1 point ago

Im glad someone else cought this rob ryan clip

[–]Gotta_Go_To_Job 0 points1 point ago

GOD DAMN That moment was great. Fucking Demarcus Ware up in this bitch!

[–]spamato 0 points1 point ago

Is there anybody who actually likes their job?

[–]10twentyseven 0 points1 point ago

My roommates and I rewound the tv multiple times when this game was live just to make sure we actually saw him scream "fuck yeah" on live tv.

[–]bilingual 0 points1 point ago

"Sparta, fuck yeah!"

[–]jason2li 1 point2 points ago

[–]fawker -2 points-1 points ago

in case no one realized what the precursor to a heart attack looked like

[–]iDrinkTooMuchBeer -3 points-2 points ago

What is he saying?!

[–]kane926[S] 4 points5 points ago

Fuck Yeah

[–]mysticRight 23 points24 points ago

No, he's saying: FUCK YEAH!!!

[–]memaziarz 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does he look like Thor?

[–]danoll 1 point2 points ago

More like Odin.

[–]memaziarz -1 points0 points ago

Perhaps.

[–]dRu1Z 0 points1 point ago

me and my dad were watching the game last night and when my dad saw him, he loudly exclaimed, "the fat fuck!"

[–]stonesia -2 points-1 points ago

*Thursday

I'm a student. Fridays are for projects and shit. And I cand do it whilst drunk.

[–]TheNightsKing 1 point2 points ago

You look both greasy AND victorious?!?

[–]az_liberal_geek -1 points0 points ago

That guy must be a dream for deaf people. It's rare when somebody enunciates so distinctly.

[–]Nadeus87 0 points1 point ago

i heard him yelling

[–]whitewateractual -4 points-3 points ago

The coach kinda looks like an old, fat, Nicholas Cage...

[–]MrFreeLiving -2 points-1 points ago

Why can I almost hear the words coming out of his mouth? Strangely amazing.

[–]MagikTrash -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck the cowboys!

[–]Upset_Wookie 0 points1 point ago

The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time! For Rohan!