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[–]RobbieD456 48 points49 points ago

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

[–]ginyuforce 26 points27 points ago

its just an optical illusion..

[–]droidkc 23 points24 points ago

It's the pleats...

[–]kyoutenshi 14 points15 points ago

I'm taking them back to the pants store...

[–]RyMarquez5 5 points6 points ago

Nothing to look at! Don't act like you're not impressed.

[–]SisterRay 72 points73 points ago

Don't act like you're not impressed!

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 19 points20 points ago

[–]macadactyl 8 points9 points ago

is he saying any of those words in that gif?

[–]Hop_Hound 10 points11 points ago

Yea, he says "I'm kind of a big deal."

[–]tineyeit 5 points6 points ago

It's "kind of a big deal". There's a long pause after he says "I don't know how to put this" that's not included in the gif.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

It's the pattern of the pants

[–]iamstarwolf 31 points32 points ago

He doesn't have a hard on, it's the pleats in the pants. He's going back to the pants store to return em.

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 19 points20 points ago

"Whered you get THOSE pants, at the toilet store?"

[–]TrollMan64 0 points1 point ago

Even the retard came up with a comeback!

[–]ProstatePuppet 18 points19 points ago

What if I am a male prostitute?

[–]Amarowar 5 points6 points ago

Then work hard.

[–]SUDDENLY_DALEK 15 points16 points ago

EXTERMINATE!

[–]javabrewer 1 point2 points ago

Or a porn star

[–]SUDDENLY_DALEK -4 points-3 points ago

EXTERMINATE!

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp 4 points5 points ago

You seem to have commented twice, my good space-nazi.

[–]teaker 33 points34 points ago

Hard, at work.

[–]alec801 1 point2 points ago

We don't need to hear about where you get your erections

[–]possumopossum 11 points12 points ago

At first glance I thought you were making a statement about the difference between manual labor and office work and then I realized: boner.

[–]thatshowwedoit 19 points20 points ago

Boy, that's a huge boner right there http://i.imgur.com/VATP6.gif

[–]RonBurgundy35 6 points7 points ago

well thank you

[–]PinkDevil 9 points10 points ago

This would be funnier if the second one was "Hard, at work." It could be used to show how punctuation can drastically impact the meaning of a sentence.

[–]Swaggin_23 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]d_spaceley1 5 points6 points ago

For pornstars there is no difference

[–]stanfan114 5 points6 points ago

Walk it off.

[–]joelseph 5 points6 points ago

Flex it off.

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 2 points3 points ago

Jerk it off.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 3 points4 points ago

[–]Stranded_In_A_Desert 4 points5 points ago

¿por qué no los dos?

[–]Notsoseriousone 1 point2 points ago

you learn that in the desert?

[–]bricks_were_shat 4 points5 points ago

RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: RE: FW: re: FW: RE: re: re: RE: FW: re: FW:

[–]lemur84 0 points1 point ago

Perfectly summed up.

[–]Squalor- 0 points1 point ago

Why can't we have both?

[–]Cameron_Newton 0 points1 point ago

Not in my office

[–]Deftonez 0 points1 point ago

Knowledge is power!

[–]lomonikon 1 point2 points ago

There's a comma

[–]Tom5ervo 0 points1 point ago

I am both, is this odd?

[–]HoldSteadyYborCity 0 points1 point ago

"Is Krieger hard at work?"

"He literally might be."

[–]hunch 0 points1 point ago

One of them is just showing off...

[–]kenn4000 0 points1 point ago

its an optical illusion.

oh this is embarassing.

[–]LeTrollSprewell 0 points1 point ago

And now it's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea..

[–]AJam 0 points1 point ago

maybe the top guy has a boner too

[–]post_simposns_quotes 0 points1 point ago

Lumber.... We need lumber.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

The difference between the two is that only one can work hard all day.. The other would require medical assistance!!

[–]ElectricNipple 0 points1 point ago

It's an optical illusion, actually.

[–]wichitafalls 0 points1 point ago

Not with me there isn't.

[–]Stratix -1 points0 points ago

This is what it gave me when I googled hard at work.

[–]Shit-Barometer 0 points1 point ago

I kept thinking Ron and Lesley look weird, I still do.

[–]MoombaWTF 1 point2 points ago

...Unless you're a male in porn.

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, because one can get you fired...

[–]SpiderDairy 0 points1 point ago

Erections rool

[–]SirBodger 0 points1 point ago

Not for people who work from home there isn't.

[–]TheNotoriousENT 0 points1 point ago

Fully torqued

[–]Jaberwock02 0 points1 point ago

Hear the difference? Its subtle but it could save your life. jellyfish...

[–]elanasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I work in HR and want to print this out poster size and hang it in my office.

[–]falcon_from_bombay 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, my boss is behind me....NFSW tag please dude!

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

FFS grandma, get off the internet!

[–]ivan-a-tena 0 points1 point ago

It's been proven that you just have to sit down and flex your thighs and the boner is gone.

[–]Latvian_King 0 points1 point ago

And only one of them happens when you're tired

[–]doublechucklehaha 0 points1 point ago

There doesn't have to be... It's not like the two are mutually exclusive!

[–]3rd_Shift_Tech_Man 0 points1 point ago

There's a deferens

FTFY

[–]jetman121 0 points1 point ago

It never fails, every morning, I walk in, sit down, and boom! Boner. I'm 25 years old for fuck's sake. If I worked at a porn shop I would understand. But no it's an office full of older dudes.

[–]charleattack 0 points1 point ago

wait, shouldn't the second caption be

HARD, AT WORK?

[–]Mr_Quagmire 0 points1 point ago

DAT VERONICA CORNINGSTONE

[–]Touch_of_Midas 0 points1 point ago

I'm hard at work while I'm hard at work. So it's ok

[–]straws23 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who expected Gina Rindwhore inheriting money to be there?

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

It's not how you're hard at work, it's how you work it hard.

[–]juca5056 1 point2 points ago

If you upvoted this, please know that there is at least one person in this world that feels nothing but contempt for you.

[–]listen_you_guys 1 point2 points ago

[–]KOZMIK69 0 points1 point ago

I'm hard at work right now. But I'm unemployed, and work is actually my kitchen.

[–]myballsgotmilk 1 point2 points ago

Why not both?

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

Opa!!!

[–]ignorant_username -2 points-1 points ago

I much perfer being the second one.

[–]ducttape36 -1 points0 points ago

working hard or hardly working!? AMITRITE GUYS! we like to have fun around here.

[–]sbearse 0 points1 point ago

I love you

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[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

WEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO

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[–]Gosnap -1 points0 points ago

But I saw what he did there?