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[–]CageChicane 39 points40 points ago

The fact that it is actually jean shorts and involves both Canada and Florida is very appropriate.

[–]njckname2 248 points249 points ago

[–]MrTravesty 206 points207 points ago

TIL I live in Canada's penis.

[–]Parkmayn 106 points107 points ago

TIL I live near the US's ass. No wonder there's so many black people in Detroit. I'll show myself out...

[–]heracleides 34 points35 points ago

TIL Canada wears America's hat when it fucks America in the bum.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 6 points7 points ago

I live in a horse head. Seriously, look at NYS and tell me it totally looks like a horse head

[–]thunderblumpkin 20 points21 points ago

I went back and looked and all i see is Sarah jessica Parker

[–]NinthNova 1 point2 points ago

I don't see it.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Actually, that's in Virginia.

[–]blm95tehe 1 point2 points ago

I live in America's boot 'Indiana' :P

[–]supasteve013 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why so many people are in love with this city

[–]pingthepong 3 points4 points ago

I'm currently driving around trying to find US's G-spot

[–]yellowpride 0 points1 point ago

Depends on which network you're on. If it's AT&T, you'll never find a G-spot.

[–]roddiy 10 points11 points ago

Me too. How come we're blurred out?

[–]Evanderson 3 points4 points ago

I live in its balls. Weird.

[–]Hadowscas 3 points4 points ago

As do I. No wonder it's so damn sticky here.

[–]roxyroxs 2 points3 points ago

I live in U.S's

[–]CrazyMansCola 1 point2 points ago

I live on the head....

[–]skiman13579 2 points3 points ago

TIL i live in canada's jizz... (key west)

[–]I_eat_your_cats 2 points3 points ago

WE WILL BE SPERM TOGETHER

[–]nr1212 1 point2 points ago

I live in the.... Man breast?

[–]McFro 5 points6 points ago

TIL I live in USA's penis.

[–]runfromtheraptor 1 point2 points ago

i thought it was the piece of shit falling out of its pants

[–]CaptainCanuck7 1 point2 points ago

Windsor?

[–]quantiplex 1 point2 points ago

Right in the city life

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

One day you'll be set free and become a little boy or girl. Maybe both depending on timing.

[–]Canada-USAsFreezer 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather live in Canada's penis than in Canada.

[–]penrose_exit 1 point2 points ago

A proportionally very small penis. America likes it gentle.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 1 point2 points ago

You're tellin' me; I live in Detroit, which is apparently America's shithole.

Oh, wait; I already knew that.

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

Are you a seaman? *snicker*

[–]mlloyd67 4 points5 points ago

Here's the SFW version.

[–]njckname2 0 points1 point ago

I remember that technique, although shouldn't it be it be used to make SFW pics into NSFW pics?

[–]CubanNippleCrisis69 4 points5 points ago

Cannot unsee

[–]ThatGuyinaHat 0 points1 point ago

Too funny.

[–]UndeadMause 0 points1 point ago

i knew hetalia will be here some where but i didn't know it'll be on top.

[–]jdb1078 68 points69 points ago

They couldn't make a hat out of Alaska? Seems lazy.

[–]RaoulDuke77 15 points16 points ago

What would that make Hawaii?

[–]tbitt 97 points98 points ago

poop

[–]ambivalentasfuck 13 points14 points ago

Hawaii is the button on the fly that fell off, allowing Florida to fall out

[–]penrose_exit 3 points4 points ago

A poorly placed money shot.

[–]NoOne0507 9 points10 points ago

Woah, if Canada is America's hat, and Alaska is Canada's hat, does that make America Canada's hat?

[–]wilk 3 points4 points ago

Same thing the other way, too. If America is Canada's pants, and Mexico is America's pants...

[–]Ruskin 3 points4 points ago

No, Mexico is Canada's socks.

[–]neir 0 points1 point ago

Somebody has to make a complete picture!

[–]SolarTsunami 3 points4 points ago

THE HAT IS THE HATS HAT!

[–]burkey0307 2 points3 points ago

Only if you perceive something north of you as being "up". I blame maps.

[–]gregorious13 1 point2 points ago

Haha. Some people I've met in the lower 48 think Alaska is its own country. This doesn't surprise me.

[–]glenn72290 67 points68 points ago

It would make more sense that Canada's a never-nude

[–]bunglejerry 51 points52 points ago

Canada is the Tobias of the Western World.

[–]jollyholliday 14 points15 points ago

Oh, go right to that! Good, go right there. Real mature. Really great.

[–]BillMurrayismyFather 10 points11 points ago

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

[–]Battletooth 7 points8 points ago

You should really install some kind of key logger and at the end of the day, read over everything you type.

[–]Gravesh 8 points9 points ago

Tobias, you blowhard!

[–]Sofa_King_Bored 1 point2 points ago

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

[–]Ailtheal 13 points14 points ago

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

[–]Sparklesnap 21 points22 points ago

Notice; Canada is in jorts.

[–]supasteve013 4 points5 points ago

Canadians and their bad fashion sense

[–]Ruskin 1 point2 points ago

We're sorry 'bout that.

[–]counting_kittens 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say about jeans with a jean jacket, it's a Canadian tuxedo.

[–]jollyholliday 6 points7 points ago

America - Canada's jorts
would have been a excellent title.

[–]pantstuff 61 points62 points ago

The pants Is where all the fun happens. USA USA USA USA USA

[–]BRBbear 5 points6 points ago

Party in your pants! Party in your pants!

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

I'm here for the pants party.

[–]slippp40 86 points87 points ago

I'm from Canada, and I just want to say sorry if anyone is offended by this

[–]greensy 33 points34 points ago

I think it's time for a War of 1812 rematch.

[–]Patton445 6 points7 points ago

Wrong country man

[–]Sugarbearzombie 11 points12 points ago

[–]JediMasterSam 56 points57 points ago

Were American. We start wars all the time based off of misinformation.

[–]Periculous22 7 points8 points ago

This time I don't think New Orleans is going to do so good.

[–]Chondriac 9 points10 points ago

They might do well though.

[–]St3althKill3r 6 points7 points ago

Except that it's not...That's like saying Canada wasn't a part of WW2.

[–]neir 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE ON!

[–]FourEyedBandit 5 points6 points ago

As an Alaskan, I find it offensive that my state was not depicted as a baseball cap worn backwards.

[–]YJeezy 4 points5 points ago

Canada - America's Top Hat.

[–]kiwipops 16 points17 points ago

Does that mean that Mexico is Canada's feces?

[–]sericeousburden 10 points11 points ago

If Mexico's America's beard, and America is Canada's pants, maybe Mexico is Canada's taint hairs?

[–]Sociopet[S] 3 points4 points ago

Can't imagine what Brazil would be...

[–]Hellothereawesome 4 points5 points ago

The floor.

[–]Panagoman 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, Hawaii is poop particles!

[–]ThatGuyinaHat 3 points4 points ago

Where's the uncensored version?

[–]RedTheDopeKing 3 points4 points ago

The way I always looked at it, America is a guy with a tiny wang (Florida) and Canada is a slutty woman with a big gaping vagina (Hudson Bay)

[–]Ohsaycanyouseasalt 3 points4 points ago

At least we know who wears the pants in the family.

[–]berkeleyKM 15 points16 points ago

Canada, you are most adorable when you try to act tough

[–]jdtalley83 3 points4 points ago

Well what is Mexico, Canada's shit?

[–]iwishiwereyou 5 points6 points ago

America is indeed Canada's shorts; anyone who wanted to fuck Canada would have to get America out of the way first.

EDIT: Pronouns are hard.

[–]DasIsMienName 3 points4 points ago

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

[–]micahshell 2 points3 points ago

Why do I always have to be on a dick?!

[–]Nickelback_Cage 1 point2 points ago

so florida is part of canada now?

[–]Mr_James119 0 points1 point ago

The Canadians didn't really think this through...

[–]stone_solid 2 points3 points ago

Whether Canada is America's hat or America is Canada's shorts. At least we all agree that Florida is America's dick

[–]agentsoapbox 2 points3 points ago

wait... isn't Relevant Media Group the company the publishes Relevant Magazine a Christian magazine? This is weird for them...

[–]Max_Heiliger 0 points1 point ago

It wouldn't be reddit without a pointless jab at christians.

[–]thelastormsbee 0 points1 point ago

I really like that magazine... and I've actually never really heard anybody jab them...weird...

[–]justsayin05 5 points6 points ago

I love how Florida is the penis!

[–]jamesf797 27 points28 points ago

Florida: the limp dick of America

[–]WreckerCrew 15 points16 points ago

Have you ever been in FL....it's a correct analogy.

[–]Pongy 8 points9 points ago

Excuse me... your Florida is showing.

[–]S_Dub7 13 points14 points ago

Rick Mercer said it best. "Canada is bigger and on top, if we were in jail the US would be our bitch."

[–]chrunchy 17 points18 points ago

That, and Prime Minister Jean Poutine is gong for a double-double in our national igloo on the tenth anniversary of electrical power in Canada.

[–]derpbynature 9 points10 points ago

Congratulations on your first paved road, as well!

[–]chrunchy 4 points5 points ago

YAY progress!

[–]derpbynature 5 points6 points ago

Just to clarify, for anyone who doesn't get this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talking_to_Americans

It was part of a segment on a Canadian political satire show, poking fun at how little Americans know about Canada. The host would try to get people to congratulate Canada on various odd things (there's a video of the ex-governor of Iowa/current Ag secretary congratulating them on switching to a 24-hour day, instead of their supposed previous 20-hour day with 65-minute hours, for example)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydw4kj9P90w

edit: there's also a clip of Mike Huckabee congratulating Canada on protecting their national capital igloo from global warming.

[–]ByJiminy 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, if a Finnish show came to Canada and asked Canadians questions about Finland, they probably wouldn't do too well.

[–]top_yourself 2 points3 points ago

Canada isn't attached to Finland

[–]besseyroth 0 points1 point ago

If they asked Swedish or Norwegian people about Finland, they would probably know something about their neighbors though.

[–]JimmyFlimFlam 3 points4 points ago

Sorry, Canada, everyone knows that your Florida isn't that big...

;-)

[–]Sengura 2 points3 points ago

So that picture depicts Florida as being part of Canada.

I'm OK with this.

[–]phishgrass 3 points4 points ago

Canada - America's hat

[–]kronik85 5 points6 points ago

pretty funny canada. touché. -american

[–]Hellothereawesome 3 points4 points ago

Good to look at them legitimately try and make fun of us for once lol.

[–]thefoofighters 12 points13 points ago

for once?

you're obviously not from Canada...

[–]99kash99 5 points6 points ago

Fuck yeah. Canada!

[–]thegforcian 2 points3 points ago

So yeah we have the balls...

[–]stefencarson 3 points4 points ago

Canada has the brains.

[–]easypieguy 5 points6 points ago

That's why all the best universities and scientific accomplishments are canadian.

[–]besseyroth 0 points1 point ago

ya looking at Americas education numbers, I would not be bragging. Canadians on average are more educated than Americans. And schooling, from pre-school to University is much cheaper on average than in the US.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

I've got an idea, America..Listen up. First, we declare war on Canada. Next build up troops at the border. Get 'em a little nervous. Make Europe raise their eyebrows etc...Then...We surrender. Deficit solved, and health care and Moosehead for everyone, and no one is harmed in the process. All we have to do is learn the words to their anthem.....

[–]dwetzel19 2 points3 points ago

Florida- Canada's dick

[–]WallOfAces 0 points1 point ago

As an American! This is still pretty damn funny! Ha

[–]Ancel3 3 points4 points ago

That awkward moment when you live in Florida...

[–]i_got_this 2 points3 points ago

If Florida seceded would Canada be castrated?

[–]mintberrycrunk 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when you were raised in Alaska and now currently reside in Florida...

[–]Jaybleezie 0 points1 point ago

Meaning us Americans wear the pants?

[–]Sleepybutt 1 point2 points ago

So, are we comfortable?

[–]Papa_Kem -1 points0 points ago

So Florida is now part of canada?

[–]willyolio 1 point2 points ago

don't forget the hat!

[–]heimdalsgate 1 point2 points ago

Hehe, florida is a penis.

[–]FoxyGrampa 1 point2 points ago

jorts*

[–]ch1i2 1 point2 points ago

All I can say is I live in the tip of the penis ಠ_ಠ

[–]Freshenstein 1 point2 points ago

Does that make California Canada's ass and LA its brown eye?

[–]ayers231 -1 points0 points ago

I would demand an apology, but really, I probably only have to mention this to get one....

[–]tresfier 2 points3 points ago

You get nothing.

[–]mintberrycrunk 1 point2 points ago

Where the fuck is Alaska?

[–]MoosePolice 1 point2 points ago

1.) Why didn't they make Alaska Canada's backwards baseball cap? It would have matched the frayed jean shorts perfectly. 2.) What a big dick you have, Canada.

[–]Collision21 1 point2 points ago

Salute your shorts!

[–]toolusingmonkeys -1 points0 points ago

Why does Canada hate penises?

[–]Jerusalems_Lot 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Canada you guys so silly. I'll wrap myself around your cock and balls any day.

[–]greymud 1 point2 points ago

Miami is a herpes sore?

[–]PaPa_SmiRf 1 point2 points ago

You are missing Canada's sweet Alaska hat

[–]riekondoh 1 point2 points ago

Guess that makes Alaska Canada's brain tumor or weird cranial growth, eh?

[–]DasBoots 1 point2 points ago

Your fly is down.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow -1 points0 points ago

Why isn't Canada wearing a shirt? Isn't it cold?

[–]joopius -1 points0 points ago

Does this make Texas America's Ass?

[–]cancercures 1 point2 points ago

America is letting it dangle out there, biding its time to fuck Cuba.

[–]Plutarkus 1 point2 points ago

Very similar to how folks in Michigan will, on occasion, refer to Ohio as Michigan's diaper.

[–]johnnysbigday -1 points0 points ago

California:

Making Canada's ass look nice.

[–]capoeirista13 1 point2 points ago

Well now I know why there's so much shit down here.

[–]bentforkman 1 point2 points ago

You should see the crap we keep in our pockets!

[–]ISmellTerrific 0 points1 point ago

Alaska would make a great backwards baseball cap too!

[–]Johnceeking 0 points1 point ago

I know this is true because Florida must surely be America's dick.

[–]momadeen 1 point2 points ago

I live in Canada's left boob

[–]fancifulnarwhal 1 point2 points ago

No love for Alaska though

[–]Bandannafied 1 point2 points ago

We'll all just ignore Mexico.

[–]kennyisthebest 1 point2 points ago

Canada - Kool-Aid Man

[–]Kshport 1 point2 points ago

TIL i live in Canada's penis. Good shit.

[–]ZealousSlayer 0 points1 point ago

They are not alive as a single entity. They are land masses.

[–]DarkPhoenix714 1 point2 points ago

Does that make Alaska Canada's tumor?

[–]a_penguin 0 points1 point ago

I want this on a shirt.

[–]twanathon500 1 point2 points ago

Mexico, Canada's monster shits.

[–]MicahWilliams 0 points1 point ago

Canada is one ugly son of a bitch.

[–]NasalSnack -1 points0 points ago

Wait... Washington... Isn't in Canada...

[–]RevosInMyEvo 0 points1 point ago

...and I thought Americans had an obesity problem. Weigh to-go, Canada!

[–]Xtravity 0 points1 point ago

I live in florida :( And most people are saying that as a joke but legit I live in broward D:

[–]CmndrSalamander 0 points1 point ago

As someone from Florida I approve.

[–]Saltysalad 0 points1 point ago

TIL Canada is the cool aid man.

[–]Kkbow38 0 points1 point ago

TIL i live in the middle of Canada's penis... not sure how to feel..

[–]nic_Z 0 points1 point ago

I live in Canda's balls?!?!?!

[–]larrykins 0 points1 point ago

Canada needs to lose some weight.

[–]HeyShaw 0 points1 point ago

I am Canada's pubic hair.

[–]bschopper25 0 points1 point ago

Really?! Not a single comment about how many fucking times this has been posted... For shame, reddit

[–]andnowforme0 0 points1 point ago

like Canada can wear shorts. It's fucking freezing up there.

[–]Gordy_Boitano 0 points1 point ago

Ahem. What does that make all the island nations in the tropics?

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

LA - America's butt

[–]Dannydactyl 0 points1 point ago

Good thing they covered up USA's penis, or else we'd all Tallahassee it.

[–]mickydd15 0 points1 point ago

So what does that make Mexico?

[–]Stonerc94 0 points1 point ago

Aww that's mean I live in America

[–]baseballguy123 0 points1 point ago

His florida's hanging out!

[–]HeavyMetalBeliever 0 points1 point ago

Canada: America's cover band.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dayum look at that ass ;)

[–]TeexasMade 0 points1 point ago

Mexico?

[–]pancakehiatt 0 points1 point ago

I love the use of florada.

[–]indignant_dude 0 points1 point ago

[–]crazydude99 0 points1 point ago

and alaska is canada's hat

[–]fattony69 -1 points0 points ago

This is means for war!

[–]Hatweed 0 points1 point ago

Canada... America's Bomb Shelter.

(Who in their right mind would bomb Canada?)

[–]ElCapitandelmar 0 points1 point ago

I always thought that Florida was a bunch of Cuban dicks

[–]TheBrowOfNorris 0 points1 point ago

I don't like the feeling of living in Canada's penis.

[–]BlackFeign 0 points1 point ago

TIL America's penis is not only better looking..but girthier too

[–]Swinship 0 points1 point ago

And a fine pair of jean shorts it is, the finest!

[–]MastaMind599 0 points1 point ago

I told a Canadian that he lived in Americas hat, he didn't care much for that... This would have been a great comeback for him if he had thought of it.