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[–]Whoreadswhoreads 267 points268 points ago

It's a week old and you already repost it?

title comnts points age /r/
Reddit comment threads in a nutshell [OC] 276coms 2695pts 7dys gifs
Reddit comment threads in a nutshell [OC] 276coms 2973pts 7dys gifs
This is gold. [My thanks to Generalwarts , the creator of Reactiongifarchive] 0coms 14pts 11hrs gifs
When I see a post that has anything to do with Germany or Jews 120coms 400pts 4dys funny
when I see a new thread pop up 1com 0pts 4dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]mattboud 74 points75 points ago

I think this is the standard process.

  1. Day 0, Original Reddit post
  2. Day 1-3, FunnyJunk/9Gag admins repost to FunnyJunk/9Gag.
  3. Day 2-5, FunnyJunk/9Gag user reposts to Facebook.
  4. Day 3-7, Facebook user repost to reddit.

[–]Herculix 11 points12 points ago

Mostly, except that most things that aren't directly pertaining to Reddit aren't an "Original Reddit post."

[–]mattboud 5 points6 points ago

Sure, but I was counting from the date it was originally posted to reddit, as most people complaining about the repost consider that to be "the original post"

[–]DownvoteALot 3 points4 points ago

Not this one. This would not get many points on 9gag. They are not exactly fond of Reddit. No community really is anyway.

Anyway, the truth is, this comment never took off on r/funny yet. OP saw a karma investment opportunity and moved his assets. It's excusable because many people will get to look at this. I don't think it's worth it but I can"t judge anything.

[–]mattboud 1 point2 points ago

At least I made it myself? =)

[–]FOR_SClENCE[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sorry dude. Like I said earlier in the thread, I found it in a comment thread. Figured it was decent OC, hadn't see it yet, and threw it up here. The only reason it frontpaged is because Euro reddittors probably propped it up unti the east coast woke up. By all means, it should've been nuked when still new like all the other reposts. I told people to go upvote your post instead of mine.

[–]kyL617 0 points1 point ago

I live in America and have never seen this.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

Actually, in some circumstances day 0 is actually 4-chan.

[–]BrinkOfGlory 0 points1 point ago

And Memebase, see a lot of reposts on there

[–]fitzydog 1 point2 points ago

Day 7-9, Post has made its way to 'the Chive'.

FSM help us all.

[–]Jealousy123 4 points5 points ago

I haven't seen it before and it made me laugh my ass off. I'm glad OP posted it and I guess everyone who upvoted it is too.

[–]theoldpretender 20 points21 points ago

the title acknowledges that it's a repost! that means it's okay!

[–]absolute_panic 2 points3 points ago

What if I told you that if an internet is posted 1000 times, the world as you know it will come to an end.

[–]Inorezyou 7 points8 points ago

Well, I don't know about theoldpretender but I for one would post this internet 999 times and laugh at the poor soul who, as they post it once more, realize what they have done and I would watch as they fall into self loathing and hatred as the world ends.

I like to watch the world burn.

[–]BendTime 5 points6 points ago

Judging by how this is on the front page with over 1k karma I'd say that a lot people haven't seen it. You do realize that just because something is posted before doesn't mean the millions of people that visit this sight have seen it don't you?

[–]AnticPosition 2 points3 points ago

I didn't even think it was a week old.

[–]TRASH_B0AT 2 points3 points ago

This is punacceptable!

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

The different title means it's okay!

[–]peridox 0 points1 point ago

beautiful table you've made there.

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[–]sullivanyouchode 1 point2 points ago

wat?

[–]xPye -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if whore ads or who reads...

[–]simplebuthard 1 point2 points ago

I can't decide! Is it "who reads" or "whore ads"?

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes a question is the answer.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

Well. Did the creator get a reward yet?

[–]shnooqichoons 0 points1 point ago

carry on dude, you forgot r/punny

[–]youstolemyname 0 points1 point ago

This is much older than a week.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 0 points1 point ago

proof?

[–]blowuptheking 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, I'm not subscribed to /r/gifs and didn't see it on /r/funny 4 days ago when it was last posted.
It's a good gif.

[–]FOR_SClENCE[S] -1 points0 points ago

Picked it up from a comment thread, figured it was some decent OC and was worth posting. Didn't bother checking if it had been submitted or not.

Go upvote the original post in this case.

[–]VolumeZero 22 points23 points ago

They were awarded.. With Karma... Of which you've reposted for more.

[–]KToff 31 points32 points ago

Now I need to watch the Matrix again. I wonder if the movie has aged well....

Was the best movie ever when I watched in the last millenium.

[–]Dontinquire 36 points37 points ago

Watched it two months ago, still awesome.

[–]zhylo 11 points12 points ago

I will still be watching this two months from now because i.minus.com loads fucking slow.

[–]bastardman 5 points6 points ago

It's a gif?

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

The_Matrix.gif

[–]Omnifox 14 points15 points ago

Too bad they never got around to making the sequel.

[–]yosemighty_sam 10 points11 points ago

I heard they were going to make a sequel for Indian Jones, but Harrison Ford respectfully declined, saying "This script is terrible and I'm too old for stunts. Go write something new."

He went on to win numerous humanitarian awards.

[–]JaronK 4 points5 points ago

I was sad about that though. It might have been good.

Like that Avatar: The Last Airbender movie they were going to make, but then realized wouldn't work.

[–]Alexi_Strife 2 points3 points ago

But who would have directed it? They were going to get that Shamalayan guy, but he died in a freak accident after filming his only movie, the sixth sense.

[–]JaronK 0 points1 point ago

Not sure. But surely they'd get someone who can work with various cultures and a diverse cast, as appropriate to that particular story. You wouldn't want someone who'd whitewash the whole thing or something.

Maybe Whedon?

[–]legendofpasta 6 points7 points ago

Its such a good stand alone that it doesn't need a sequel, which is why they'll never make one. If they did it would probably ruin the series.

[–]Sojio 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Serengaeth 6 points7 points ago

Relevant XKCD

[–]LTxBackside 5 points6 points ago

Watched the trilogy with my wife in one sitting about two weeks ago. Two things established. 1: Neo is still a badass. 2: After watching any of these movies I walk around the house and say, "Mr. Anderson" in Smith's voice for the next two weeks.

[–]Rayezilla 2 points3 points ago

I had a teacher named Mr. Anderson in high school right about the time the first movie came out. I said it like that the whole year :P

[–]TheArtisticSpectrum 2 points3 points ago

It's still my best movie ever. Because all the more complex CGI takes place in darkness, it's less obviously dated than, say, The Phantom Menace. Jurassic Park has the same bonus.

[–]LTxBackside 1 point2 points ago

"Hold on to your butts" was one of my favorite lines in Jurassic Park. Dr Grant was my hero!

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[–]andrzejellis 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, the Nebuchadnezzar always looked like it was held together by duct tape, even when the movie came out.

[–]sdoorex 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, the Nebuchadnezzar always looked like it was held together by duct tape, even when the movie came out.

[–]Sojio 0 points1 point ago

That's my biggest pet peeve with Blu Ray. Some movies look so clear, they look absolutely terrible. eg star wars, lord of the rings etc.

[–]FuckingKaveh 1 point2 points ago

I think that has to do with the genius idea of having HDTVs refresh at 240hz, accentuating animations and special effects. Its fucking awful... I'm looking at you Peter Jackson.

[–]Sojio 0 points1 point ago

Even parts of Avatar on Blu Ray looks like they gave up halfway through the rendering process and said "yeah that looks good enough."

[–]marler92 0 points1 point ago

I still wonder how this movie would have been if Will Smith took this role.. He just had to turn down the script to do Wild Wild West

[–]TheMaxican93 0 points1 point ago

Watched it on shrooms recently. That movie really revolutionized sunglasses.

[–]expansionpakrequired 0 points1 point ago

comment of the year right here

[–]ase8913 0 points1 point ago

It's weird seeing this post because I had the day off yesterday and watched the whole trilogy. One of the greatest philosophical movies ever made.

[–]ptgkbgte 3 points4 points ago

10/10 would repost again.

[–]TheTwatTwiddler 1 point2 points ago

OP one step ahead as usual

[–]FourMakesTwoUNLESS 15 points16 points ago

You are the cancer.

[–]strobexp 5 points6 points ago

How the fuck many times can one post garner so many upvotes, so many times

[–]Coziestpigeon2 3 points4 points ago

This...this is just shameless reposting. It is self-admitting reposting. Fuck.

[–]stereotypeless 7 points8 points ago

Didn't even see this a week ago, thanks for the repost!

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 0 points1 point ago

Puns . .fucking PUNS. . . .

[–]OccupyRiverdale 0 points1 point ago

This person deserves an award and I deserve all of his or her link karma!!!!!

[–]MasterHandle 2 points3 points ago

That would be /u/prannisment

[–]EvelynJames 3 points4 points ago

No

[–]kevintheimpaler 4 points5 points ago

if i see this again, i swear to god i'll be angrier than this time.

[–]spunkycorndog -2 points-1 points ago

And then you'll realize you're angry, sitting at a computer raging about seeing the same image thrice?

[–]kevintheimpaler 0 points1 point ago

yes. and my anger will fuel a rebellion.

[–]Linegod 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you just look at the thread it was posted to?

[–]rabid-clanger -1 points0 points ago

How does this keep resting first page?!

[–]willyolio -1 points0 points ago

i'll be honest. no matter how many times i see this, the shelf of "I did nazi that coming" makes me laugh every time.

[–]Expects 0 points1 point ago

I hate puns, puns are not jokes but grammers little lame brother

[–]acid_free 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, there reward was karma when they created it. Fucking idiot.

[–]Treesfalldown 1 point2 points ago

It pains me that someone can repost and get so much karma

[–]Haacker45 1 point2 points ago

Who ever created this posted it a week ago!

[–]Oubaassehonne 0 points1 point ago

I haven't watched The Matrix trilogy in maybe 4 years and yesterday I decided to watch them again back-to-back. Then I come to Reddit and see that there have been at least two Matrix posts to the front or second page in the last day when I haven't seen a Matrix post in months. So weird when this coincidence happens. Even weirder because we're talking about The Matrix...

[–]N00b213375p34k -1 points0 points ago

This made me not laugh

[–]sam-well -1 points0 points ago

im commenting to save this for later. fuck ya

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

"WHOEVER MADE THIS IS AWESOME NOW GIVE ME KARMA!"

[–]INACT1VE -1 points0 points ago

HOWHY is this not at the top?

[–]71Comet 1 point2 points ago

LOL REDDIT DUMB CHRISTIANS CATS GAME OF THRONES NPH UPBOATS TO THE LEFT EDIT DOWNVOTES REALLY

[–]MrDoe 1 point2 points ago

I remember the last thread. People were already commenting on how much of a repost it was back then.

[–]IWillEatYourChildren 0 points1 point ago

Seriously people, down vote this one its a baaad repost...

[–]RickyMEME 0 points1 point ago

god damn it, 1 week old and already back on the front page.

[–]RorySBarnes 0 points1 point ago

How has this managed to hit the front page 3 times in a week?! Seriously.

[–]ZackZak30 0 points1 point ago

Very puny -_-

[–]n00bkye 0 points1 point ago

He does deserve an award, unlike you

[–]mandudeperson 0 points1 point ago

http://i.minus.com/ib0O3TXSIS2njJ.gif

[–]daxattacks 0 points1 point ago

Poor career self sabotaging Tank....

[–]Rikess 0 points1 point ago

3rd time ive seen this reposted.

[–]acetylsalicylicacid -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]TheTwatTwiddler -1 points0 points ago

Niggers

[–]Non_Farmer_Iowan 1 point2 points ago

I did Nazi this coming...

[–]TheSelfGoverned 0 points1 point ago

Your kristall ball was nacht kristall clear.

[–]awesomeck -3 points-2 points ago

I did nazi that coming!

[–]DevilsBestFriend -5 points-4 points ago

Translation: Whoever created this, let me suck your dick

[–]mmmm_donuts -2 points-1 points ago

very clever.

[–]sniche 0 points1 point ago

Hate Keanu. Hate reposts... Have a down vote on the house.

[–]kasirabbas -3 points-2 points ago

He/she was awarded with Karma. What more does anyone need?

[–]yourwholestyleiswack -2 points-1 points ago

I don't care that it's a repost, anything with puns gets an upvote.

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[–]poon-is-food 7 points8 points ago

Hitler puns.

[–]a-beau-lmu 0 points1 point ago

this is the third fucking time I've seen this reposted this week. DO YOU PEOPLE NOT EVEN USE THE FUCKING INTERNET!?

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