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[–]Jezparov 156 points157 points ago

[–]chunky_goonie 52 points53 points ago

[–]cream_crackered 14 points15 points ago

[–]groklei 1 point2 points ago

This one is the best!

[–]SamuraiJakkass86 14 points15 points ago

[–]fan_22 3 points4 points ago

You can't beat Schmitt's Gay Beer.

[–]cyberslick188 1 point2 points ago

I could be a fundamentalist of the magic fridge religion.

[–]Von243 7 points8 points ago

[–]zorrov999 0 points1 point ago

LOL! I almost spit coffee on my monitor!

[–]derpaherpa 15 points16 points ago

Beer commercials are great. Beer, too.

[–]treatemright 9 points10 points ago

Mmmmmmmmm..... Beeeer.......

[–]aGuynamdJesus 8 points9 points ago

Hooray beer! Hooray beer!

[–]TheDoctorofCardiff 2 points3 points ago

I like margaritas and pina coladas.

I'm a big serious looking dude.

:/

[–]AGorillionDollars -3 points-2 points ago

Hooray responsibility!

[–]Ejvind 6 points7 points ago

[–]EnigmaticEntity 13 points14 points ago

"Other's just love the taste." is the last line. They seemed to have cut it...

[–]Boyblunder 2 points3 points ago

It's kind of bizarre without it. "Some drink it because they're responsible!"

[–]Firetruckin 8 points9 points ago

Australia beer commercials #1

[–]melotrippy 3 points4 points ago

The only way to make this gif better is to add that split second after the jump when he takes a sip of his beer. Zero fucks were given.

[–]aManPerson 2 points3 points ago

holy hell i called it. i thought it looked too well done/laid out to be an amateur video. then i saw the guy immediately reaching towards the table and thought "maybe its a drink commercial?".

BINGO.

[–]Boyblunder 0 points1 point ago

Well done sir.

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

Explains why the dude goes straight for the drink.

[–]ios_k 0 points1 point ago

Mandatory "if I had <xxx> for every pixel in this video" comment.

[–]giddyupbugger 0 points1 point ago

I auditioned for that add when I lived back in Sydney. The original (posted below) was much better though. One of the best ads Australia ever made. Although I also liked this one.

Edit turns out the linked ad (hilux) was shot in NZ for the Aussie/NZ market.

[–]Siddicus 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one that misses those old beer commercials with the football refs?

[–]HowsItGoinFloppy 0 points1 point ago

Would have been perfect if the music cut out closer to her getting launched. I guess they didn't want to startle anyone?

[–]HerrKrinkle 30 points31 points ago

I can't stop watching.... I'm stuck. Someone help me.

[–]Xet 11 points12 points ago

[–]HerrKrinkle 24 points25 points ago

Thanks, but not helping. I'm a redditor who doesn't like cats!

[–]onion_cutting_champ 4 points5 points ago

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 4 points5 points ago

I observed that closely, and i think it reads 'LEAVE'

[–]onion_cutting_champ 2 points3 points ago

It was a JoJo reference... yes...thats it.

[–]MandrewSandwich 6 points7 points ago

GASP

yeah me neither

[–]aldude3 8 points9 points ago

Is this where the line starts?

[–]Kpayne78 5 points6 points ago

4th!!!

[–]RoflCopter4 8 points9 points ago

They make me sneeze and itch.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 4 points5 points ago

All the confessions are coming out now..

[–]Kurimlinn 6 points7 points ago

All this time I thought I was the only one.

[–]snowplay 0 points1 point ago

Let's form a union to make sure our rights are protected.

[–]MuffinOnfire -4 points-3 points ago

I ENJOY NICKELBACK!

[–]ssbberggren 0 points1 point ago

You dont even joke about that bitch.

[–]WhyYouThinkThat 0 points1 point ago

Too far.

[–]Crasken -1 points0 points ago

They make me sneeze and itch too but I still love em

[–]flume 2 points3 points ago

Dogs are where it's at.

[–]SeriousSlacker 0 points1 point ago

[–]LoveChildOfMyParents 1 point2 points ago

How do you watch a .gif and post a comment at the same time?

[–]random_potatoes 4 points5 points ago

RES.

[–]itneverworks02 0 points1 point ago

Open the comments in a new window and put the gif window on one side of the screen while the comments on the other half of the screen.

[–]dawgiesman1 1 point2 points ago

Gotta turn your eyes away at some point, thats when you escape.

[–]Ellimis 0 points1 point ago

Is this what you non-RES users have to go through? Jeez.

[–]mazumi 1 point2 points ago

Dual monitors.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 0 points1 point ago

Peripherals.

[–]CatchThisDrift 13 points14 points ago

Someone put this together with the one of the dude falling through the trapdoor/floor at the pub. Please?

[–]AriBBCP 9 points10 points ago

[–]CatchThisDrift 2 points3 points ago

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Speed up the second gif or slow down the first so both of them fall at the same speed.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

you're not my boss

[–]Jrodkin 1 point2 points ago

Don't do it.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

ok

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

I thought so.

[–]ahpasteet 0 points1 point ago

you're not my real mom

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 65 points66 points ago

Just a warning, do not attempt this with the 14-year-old topless girls hanging out by your pool. People will completely ignore how cool the stunt is and focus on why you are hanging out with semi-nude underage girls, or so my experience has taught me.

[–]jaggerestep 33 points34 points ago

15 is okay, though.

[–]ata10 21 points22 points ago

You joke, but in Germany, the age of consent is 14

[–]HanselGretel 3 points4 points ago

What is it, the Alabama of Europe?!

[–]BlackberryCheese 3 points4 points ago

He said 15. Not 15 and cousins.

[–]Velgarr 1 point2 points ago

In many ways, yes.

[–]semantic-pedant 3 points4 points ago

In the Vatican- 12

[–]cyberslick188 6 points7 points ago

-12?

Good lord.

[–]kiqrgwe 8 points9 points ago

Bad lord.

[–]Benassi 0 points1 point ago

Nevada is 15. Reno was an interesting trip...

[–]FaptainAwesome 4 points5 points ago

Varies by locality. Be sure to research all local and state laws

[–]Boyblunder 4 points5 points ago

I have the united states age of consent map bookmarked!

[–]danheinz 2 points3 points ago

[–]Zanedude 6 points7 points ago

nah, 15 is okay.

[–]tractorcrusher 8 points9 points ago

"...but officer Zanedude from Reddit said it was okay."

[–]danheinz 4 points5 points ago

"your honor I saw it on reddit"

[–]jaggerestep 0 points1 point ago

Laws? Right, that's what I was talking about..

[–]waffleninja 3 points4 points ago

My question is why are 14 year old girls hanging out by your pool topless?

[–]iwan_w 2 points3 points ago

Because they don't want tanlines?

[–]Boyblunder 3 points4 points ago

I'm clearly going to the wrong pools.

[–]Kryhavok 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention you could probably kill someone.

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Well that's legal for me so hah!

[–]blasted_biscuits 5 points6 points ago

The more you watch it the more obvious it is she's being yanked into the air by wires.

[–]fooreddit 14 points15 points ago

Wires. That rotation is so unnatural. too bad, funny though :)

[–]SGIG9 5 points6 points ago

They always pick the guy with the wires.

[–]xtrasneakygastro 0 points1 point ago

its an ad anyways

[–]dholmes51300 4 points5 points ago

PARTY FOUL!!!!! She spilled her drink in mid-air.

[–]CardboardHeatshield -3 points-2 points ago

I can't decide if she's throwing the glass or if the drink just gets thrown out of the glass, and then the glass stays in her hand.

[–]conley46 0 points1 point ago

high flyer when a high thrower goes for the throw

[–]albequirky -1 points0 points ago

Mary Rose was sitting by the pool. Mary rose.

[–]Burbl3s -1 points0 points ago

20 minutes so far.

[–]jaycezis 0 points1 point ago

I love how the person on the right looks around at the end of the loop.

[–]hawksdiesel -1 points0 points ago

Bwahaha, I would've liked to see her face!

[–]Kelfox 0 points1 point ago

Yes, windmill your arms, that'll save you.

[–]EdbertTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

oh hey, pool party!

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

I can't wait for someone to attempt this in real life and end up a murderer after the victim flies sideways and cracks their skull on the ground.

[–]LightVader 0 points1 point ago

Followed by a restraining order.

[–]Kwyjiboy 0 points1 point ago

The girl on the right is really delayed

[–]gerardmatthews 0 points1 point ago

I think it is a man, dressed as a woman, that gets tossed.

[–]unwind-protect 1 point2 points ago

That's the end of a commercial I don't want to see!

[–]kerbarus 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I kinda hoped that he overshot it and she landed face flat on the other side of the pool?

[–]jet_pants 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the one where the guy jumps on a beanbag, throwing its prior occupant into the wall. Anybody have that link handy?

[–]amplifiedlogic 0 points1 point ago

hahahaa

[–]BalrogTheLunchbox 1 point2 points ago

Ah Hahn, some of the best beer commercials that I have seen. My personal favorite from them, the non-stick beer mat.

[–]DmagnusV 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]Talarot 1 point2 points ago

whaaat a wire stunt?

[–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

You cannot hope to match THE BLOB!

[–]nnatefrogg 0 points1 point ago

We had one of these at summer camp. It made the fat kid the coolest kid at camp... For 30 minutes a day.

[–]NotATinDog 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see the gif where she gets out of the pool, and beats the crap out of him.

[–]MartinDelgado -1 points0 points ago

Stuntmen acting: "Look my arms are windmills!"

[–]OseanStratagy -1 points0 points ago

mini-blob

[–]EMTduke 1 point2 points ago

I had Sail by AWOLNATION just starting up on my mp3 player when I watched this and the timing was impeccable.

[–]Unicorn_queefs 0 points1 point ago

Would look funny reversed

[–]Brahaha -1 points0 points ago

And no one in the background reacts in the slightest...

[–]marcugi17 0 points1 point ago

Just got hypnotized by that for about 2 minutes.

[–]Shagoosty 0 points1 point ago

Can someone edit this so the guy jumping off is a down arrow?

[–]griffith12 1 point2 points ago

Looks a little bit fake, at least the way her body takes off.

[–]rb4life 0 points1 point ago

Cause in Australia they always drink responsibly. lol I thought she was holding a baby at first. Thank goodness it is just a drink. Although, in Australia that would most defiantly get your ass kicked.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

Where is he falling from

[–]Potss 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Amphoric 0 points1 point ago

oh she gunna be mad!!

[–]Skyedawg 0 points1 point ago

Halo physics

[–]Zifendale 0 points1 point ago

How OP found this:

  1. Saw the top post that was a compliation of /r/GifSound

  2. Browsed /r/GifSound

  3. Found this: LINK!

  4. Posted it sans music.

[–]Ecthudan 0 points1 point ago

I just can't stop watching this.

[–]tatertotz84 -1 points0 points ago

I could watch this a hundred times and it would still be as funny as the first!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

I never liked this ad.

[–]jacamar 12 points13 points ago

That's fascinating.

[–]butterfly1988 1 point2 points ago

Where did he even jump from?

[–]kerradeph 1 point2 points ago

the balcony just above her. you see it in the full commercial.

[–]Spasticpom 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, that could of gone horribly wrong.

[–]Milkgunner 11 points12 points ago

*could have

[–]kxqn 0 points1 point ago

My dad is a paramedic and came home with a story like this. Some guy tried this bullshit, the other dude missed the pool by a longshot and his head slammed into the side of the pool and broke his neck. No bueno, and overall very stupid idea.

[–]draconisflight -2 points-1 points ago

It's weird, this gif kept perfect timing with the song I was listening to.

[–]touchmybelly -3 points-2 points ago

It's weird, every time someone says this about a gif I still dgaf ???

[–]joseph_hac -1 points0 points ago

FAKE

[–]Treycoolis -2 points-1 points ago

FULL OF WIN!

[–]yougotservered 0 points1 point ago

Some of my favourites:

THE EPIC BEER AD The Woman Whisperer

[–]razkal -5 points-4 points ago

Fake.

[–]IronLung420 3 points4 points ago

Because everything else on the internet is real.

[–]asimovfan1 3 points4 points ago

It's a commercial. They are all fake.

[–]shankeith 2 points3 points ago

thought i was on youtube for a second

[–]acidus1 -4 points-3 points ago

Fake

[–]Piratefishy 2 points3 points ago

it's from an Australian beer commercial.

[–]Saigio 0 points1 point ago

That single gif has fifteen ways to kill the average human just for being from Down Under.

[–]frankts1 -2 points-1 points ago

Ah, violence to women. It's even funnier when you're drunk!

[–]pm8k -5 points-4 points ago

ITS PHYSICS BITCH

[–]horse_the_troll 4 points5 points ago

No, it's not.

[–]pm8k -2 points-1 points ago

Conservation of Energy and Momentum. Look it up.

[–]aweeleprechan 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't work out properly. You know, because wires.

[–]Barb1984 0 points1 point ago