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[–]Batmaninja 34 points35 points ago

"I have no idea what i`m doing"

[–]ETL4nubs 6 points7 points ago

It looks like her ass is on his knees.

[–]rarebit13 25 points26 points ago

I think the real problem here isn't the youngsters doing what-ever they're doing, but the fact that an adult has determined that this is an appropriate photo to use for an advertisement.

[–]ls1z28chris 6 points7 points ago

That is how all club photos look. They emblazon them with stupid looking logos designed by meth addicted graphic design major dropouts. They're like the douchebag clubrat version of watermarks.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus 0 points1 point ago

More like someone pirated photoshop and downloaded a lot of frees fonts. One design class would tell you that this is awful.

[–]sqrt7744 38 points39 points ago

Dude's got two left shoes. That's the real WTF right there.

[–]DutchPrisoner 1 point2 points ago

Is it possible that this is some kind of somewhat clever joke? Like, you know the saying about the bad dancer who has two left feet? Maybe the ad is like, "you can be a dork who can't dance -- you might even have "two left feet," and you can still find a girl like this to dance with you at our club."

[–]cleeshay 1 point2 points ago

If I was the kind of redditor that could be bothered to keep a library of and post relevant gifs and pictures in response to great observational comments like these, I'd post Einstein shrieking Eureka or some dumb shit like that.

[–]Thurilok 53 points54 points ago

Excuse me while I lock my daughters in the house until they're 30.

[–]sleepyhead12 1 point2 points ago

this is exactly why Im only going to have sons. Im just going to tell them to go get 'em boys.

[–]ThatOtherGai 6 points7 points ago

Well that is a little sexist.

[–]plexxonic 5 points6 points ago

As it should be.

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 0 points1 point ago

I have two daughters... I am so screwed.

[–]hrothgar_the_great 3 points4 points ago

Interesting choice of words

[–]cokeandhoes -4 points-3 points ago

I'd want my daughter to be just like Sasha Grey. I'd be so proud of her and I'd attend the porn awards and I'd recommend movies to my buddies and shit.

Yea, I think it'd be cool to have a really slutty daughter.

[–]Elemmakil 0 points1 point ago

I think you might miss the difference between being slutty and a porn actress.

[–]maccaroon 28 points29 points ago

You did the exact same shit at the same age, or would have done, given the chance, your mind has just glossed over what a bell-end you used to be.

[–]dsr541 2 points3 points ago

You're right. These kids look to be about freshman or sophomores in high school and I can say for sure that kids danced like that when I was that age.

[–]Battlereaver 3 points4 points ago

Wrong. I was scared to try anything like this because if my parents found out I would of not seen the light of day for a long time. I actually feared my parents retribution back then even though I hardly ever experienced it. Probably because I respected and loved my parents and seeing them that upset and disappointed to the point where they were going to lay down the law heavy on me made me feel terrible on top of scared of the consequences.

[–]MY_ART_DEGREE 13 points14 points ago

That's not even remotely healthy.

[–]Battlereaver 0 points1 point ago

Oh? It seems to work in my opinion. I wasn't always good I did stuff and got away with it like most children but when it came to drugs and alcohol in my early high school days when my friends started doing that sort of stuff I stayed away from it. My primary thought was what if I get caught and my Dad finds out? Not only would I have been punished but he would of been very disappointed in me and I hated that thought because I always wanted to make him proud of what I do. And if that is unhealthy then there is something wrong with the world today. If my parents went whatever or just gave me that you know better lecture growing up I probably would of fell in with a bad crowd instead my Dad reamed me out and then showed how disappointed he was for me doing those things. I just made that decision that I hated that feeling and rather see him proud and happy of me for getting my college education and a good job.

[–]ThatOtherGai -2 points-1 points ago

You learn to adapt. It's scary for the first 19 years, but you grow out of it.

[–]MY_ART_DEGREE -1 points0 points ago

Or you get a therapist. Either one.

[–]ThatOtherGai 0 points1 point ago

Tried, failed. Gave up.

[–]MY_ART_DEGREE 0 points1 point ago

Don't give up! Not all therapists are the same. Just because their particular technique didn't work doesn't mean you've failed either.

[–]rugger88 5 points6 points ago

I bet you told your parents when someone from your school had a party when their parents were out of town.

[–]Jollycocks 1 point2 points ago

I completely disagree. Kids do this shit, sure, but they're the dumb ones and not all of us want to act like a shithead.

[–]bonedead -1 points0 points ago

Its so funny cus I was thinking back to my days and how bad everyone was at everything. You know what to do (cus tv, duh), but you don't know what to do (cus real life, duh), so you just give it a whirl and figure it out.

[–]pantsoffire 6 points7 points ago

I ain't raised shit! Bring back corporal punishement! In my day we had to walk 8 miles- barefoot, in snow- just to dry hump bitches and get high. Damn kids, downloading their interwebnets and getting high off their Pokewhatsits- GET OF MY LAWN!

[–]FoxDown 5 points6 points ago

Pokewhatsits

/r/PokePorn

[–]pantsoffire 2 points3 points ago

You know what. I should of expected that to be a thing.

[–]adamgrey 4 points5 points ago

Should have

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

Uphill... BOTH WAYS.

[–]dawnfinder 3 points4 points ago

They just do what they see on TV.

[–]imrighturwrong[!] 4 points5 points ago

Dads of Sons: Thats my boy...
Dads of Daughters: You're never leaving the house again!

[–]frasoftw 0 points1 point ago

Mothers of Sons: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT A YOUNG WOMAN LIKE THAT!

Mohters of Daughters: What a strong, liberated young woman I've raised!

[–]ResoL101 2 points3 points ago

Worst generation of kids...EVER

[–]strawberrybabycakes 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Bindi Irwin

[–]vitzli 2 points3 points ago

I was all set to judge the hell out of the place where this happened, then immediately facepalmed: Soundgarden, Toronto. Damnit.

[–]heffasaurus 2 points3 points ago

I think I'll get a cat instead.

[–]Ultrastuby 2 points3 points ago

Ne'er do-wells, thats what you've raised! Ps: i love the term ne'er do-well.

[–]seafoamstratocaster 2 points3 points ago

u wot mate

[–]tyguy385 2 points3 points ago

A true "wtf"

[–]loughnessmonster 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me or does it feel like that gingers face is just sucking all of the happiness out of you?

[–]TheDPS 5 points6 points ago

What have we raised?

Their mother would be proud?

[–]theresaviking 12 points13 points ago

Dude I'm pretty sure that's child porn. Tag that or... anything.

[–]Nyxian 1 point2 points ago

They...They are entirely clothed. How is this porn of any kind? It's middleschoolers screwing around.

[–]qt31415 1 point2 points ago

WTF.

[–]zeonos -1 points0 points ago

in Denmark Child porn with cloth is s till child porn... just second degree or something like that.

[–]qt31415 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah that photo makes me so uncomfortable, I can't even describe. That really should have been marked differently. Not something I wanted to see..

[–]greasyfart 2 points3 points ago

I'd actually like to get me a piece of that.

[–]N2tZ 17 points18 points ago

[–]Infectious_Cockroach 9 points10 points ago

For all we know, he could be 15.

[–]Spruxy 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you take a seat over there

[–]archibald_tuttle 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes, I wonder what the story behind that image is. And then again there are times where I really don't want to know.

[–]Anasto 2 points3 points ago

Look at the guys face, he's like: "Nothing to see here, just examining her ass"

[–]HikaruDigi 5 points6 points ago

Not actually sure if he's old enough to be called a guy.

[–]Anasto 3 points4 points ago

You're right, he's a kid.

[–]HikaruDigi 1 point2 points ago

I'd say 11 at best.

[–]yat_yas 0 points1 point ago

Now it all makes sense!

[–]worshipmeow 1 point2 points ago

If I ever have a daughter she is never leaving the house.

[–]wombat-stew 0 points1 point ago

I know something that's "raised"

[–]Fenix_VI 1 point2 points ago

.... And I have a daughter..... Fuck

[–]Dilly_Mac 0 points1 point ago

While I would agree that this is not ideal behavior for kids this age...all the older people need to get over themselves on here...you were doing the same shit as kids (actually, probably worse things). There just wasn't people taking pictures and posting them online then.

[–]kevinc69 0 points1 point ago

We're raising gingers that actually can get lucky?? Damn, I wish that was around when I was one.

[–]3sgtejeff 0 points1 point ago

and...who lets their 12 year old daughter dress like this???

[–]Spruxy 0 points1 point ago

A fucking legend. Unless you're the girl's parents, in that case shame on you.

[–]patrocknrolla 0 points1 point ago

My eyebrows, for starters.

[–]anubis89 0 points1 point ago

It should be more 'what have we failed to raise.' I feel like these kids are raised by MTV shows and their parents just dont gaf.

[–]gdotes 0 points1 point ago

That's the last time that kid is gonna have a female ass on his junk for a looooooooooong time

[–]modex20 0 points1 point ago

NSFW

[–]avizzlen1nj4 0 points1 point ago

Yeah what have you raised?! I have to live with kids my age that act like this? It's fucking repulsive! There aren't many girls like me that are respectable and trustworthy ad genuinely kind and caring. They're all selfish spoiled rude disrespectful full of themselves and then eventually all get pregnant with out even having the father around and their parents get stuck with custody of the kids because they don't have a job fort theyve yet to get to collage. Thanks people who created monsters..now my era with go to shit and there will be NO HOPE OR FAITH for the human race :)

[–]generallyincorrect 0 points1 point ago

Unbelievable, who raised that ginger?? Who would do such a thing

[–]_ap_2 0 points1 point ago

looks like they're having fun

[–]freewibblebon -4 points-3 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now XD

[–]Han_Can 2 points3 points ago

That's fucking creepy, dude.

[–]CHAAAZZZZ -5 points-4 points ago

...My penis

[–]sirmaxwell90 -3 points-2 points ago

Thank god Jersey Shore is done now. That piece of shit show and all those other shows like 'The Real World' etc. make youngsters ignorant on social behavior. Looking at that picture I am disappointed in today's kids, yes they try to imitate their idols in many ways. But this is just not okay until they are off age to do what they want.

Till then whoever those two kids parents are they have failed society. (Teen-mom;maybe?)