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[–]MayanCountry 67 points68 points ago

I'm pretty sure they're gay porn stars.

[–]eiennogakusei 18 points19 points ago

You win the prize! Roman Heart and Benjamin Bradley!

[–]SlendyGonGetYa 2 points3 points ago

This should be at the top.

[–]xenofan 1 point2 points ago

I'd tap that. If there's no call the next day, probably for the best

[–]phliuy 78 points79 points ago

I dunno, this is pretty impressive.

They have tommy guns, extra ammunition, pails of honey, and no shame.

They bout to go ham on some motherfucking wasps if they invade their colony.

[–]YSCapital 17 points18 points ago

As A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant I take offense.

[–]SlendyGonGetYa 5 points6 points ago

Fuck me, I just now learned that wasp is an acronym. I just assumed it was silly slang for a stuck up, snooty person.

[–]YSCapital 5 points6 points ago

[–]flesh_crayon 45 points46 points ago

Wu Tang Clan is very disappointed.

[–]TooTallTim 5 points6 points ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the lines,

"Come inside this motherfucker Blow this squad down"

[–]Hugh_Jampton 5 points6 points ago

Onna swarm

[–]sebaz 0 points1 point ago

While they are disappointed, they definitely ain't nothin' to fuck with.

[–]Trentskiroonie 102 points103 points ago

Honestly, I think they're just gay, not douchebags

[–]praisebetomoomon 24 points25 points ago

I cannot comment in their douchebaggery, but I can confirm they are gay. And I couple. Or at least they were when the picture was taken.

[–]nate6259 16 points17 points ago

OP is jealous that they are having hotter sex than him.

[–]altergeeko 5 points6 points ago

That would explain why I, a female, have those same underwear. I also wore them with a bee costume. Got them a long time ago at Victoria's Secret.

[–]stopthefate 9 points10 points ago

Yea, and I'd fuck the shit out of both of them and not call the next day.

[–]Leshow 3 points4 points ago

uhhhhhhhh

[–]ActionAdam 80 points81 points ago

Only one man can stop them.

[–]Diabolikal49 261 points262 points ago

That's actually pretty hilarious. Why are they douchebags? I think you're a douchebag instead.

[–]INQDPO 83 points84 points ago

I give a single upvote a day, i'm a very conservative supporter. I've given you my upvote for the day and its only 8am here.

why? because I'm so sick of reddit becoming a place where random cunts post pictures from their facebook ... and expect the rest of us to mock these strangers

what the fuck, seriously. 2 random dudes have a picture of themselves in halloween costumes and we are expected to mock them as douche bags.

whereas if some fellow walked to his local park in a star wars outfit - "this man gives no fucks! what a badass". fuck that

[–]C0GNITIVE-DISS0NANCE 67 points68 points ago

I think the title of this post should have been "they're more attractive than me and that makes me feel bad about myself. Help me validate myself, Reddit, by ridiculing them"

[–]Leshow 8 points9 points ago

nice username

[–]C0GNITIVE-DISS0NANCE 1 point2 points ago

Thanks

[–]Diabolikal49 6 points7 points ago

Well this is amusingly put, and thanks.

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

What those 2 guys are doing is almost cosplaying. And yet cosplayers are never douchebags because nerds go "omg they understand me! we share the same interests!" no matter how douchebaggy/hideous said cosplayer looks. But when they see jock-types who are technically "cosplaying", they're douchebags 100%.

[–]sTiKyt 5 points6 points ago

He didn't. He just wanted some pics of ripped guys in bee costumes, thus he wasn't disappointed.

[–]theoldpretender 364 points365 points ago

Just seems like guys having fun. I guess working out and having a sense of humor = dbag.

[–]swmrh911 28 points29 points ago

Lol these are gay porn stars...if you have to ask how I know...

[–]PigDog4 13 points14 points ago

Because you watch gay porn?

[–]swmrh911 12 points13 points ago

BINGO

[–]MagicMurderBean 1 point2 points ago

Did they get anal bleachings.. or orangings?

[–]rugger88 150 points151 points ago

if this was two fat, pale neckbeards- front page.

[–]whyDoIneedtThis 15 points16 points ago

I simply cannot stand these posts. On a side note, they are both in porn. gay porn.

[–]tim_fappable 30 points31 points ago

Just a couple guys going out to sting a few bitches.

[–]boofire 8 points9 points ago

They are gay pornstars

[–]CJGibson 3 points4 points ago

Guys can be bitches too. Especially gay guys.

Source: That period in college when I was a bitchy gay guy.

[–]boofire 1 point2 points ago

Haha. That reminds me of this quote "I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

FEEL MY THTING!!

[–]boofire 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

FEEL MY THTING!!

[–]reformed_ninja 12 points13 points ago

Just a couple guys going out to sting a few dudes.

[–]BoonTobias 2 points3 points ago

I know reddit doesn't want to admit this but these guys probably boned more bitches than all of us combined

[–]reformed_ninja 4 points5 points ago

Those guys are gayer than the day is long.

Quit kidding yourself.

The only scenario in which they are not gay is one in which they are male strippers.

.......probably gay male strippers

[–]Lefisher -1 points0 points ago

Keep telling that to yourself if it makes you feel any better.

[–]reformed_ninja 4 points5 points ago

Look higher in the thread.

They are gay porn stars, AND at the time of the photo they were a couple.

BAM MOTHA' FUCKA!! (♫in the butt, ♩ WHAT ♩ WHAT-- ♫ I said IN ♫THE BUTT)

[–]J05H 5 points6 points ago

Um... Probably not.

[–]thisgoesnowhere 28 points29 points ago

I think its more hilarious that if these two people turned out to be gay this is perfectly acceptable. But two straight buys who like dressing up in bright colours and tights is unacceptable and makes them douchebags.

[–]DJPho3nix 6 points7 points ago

They are gay porn stars...

[–]thisgoesnowhere 5 points6 points ago

And that's fine, but I am upset because weather they are gay or straight should not affect what they are allowed to wear without being a douche.

[–]ramen_feet 3 points4 points ago

I didn't understand why this made them dbags either. If I had the balls I'd totally go out in ridiculous outfits too for fun. Whether they're gay porn stars or not shouldn't matter

[–]PrimaxAUS 52 points53 points ago

[–]jaymedic 15 points16 points ago

Heed Brodins call.

[–]PrimaxAUS 8 points9 points ago

I try, but it's hard to get past the history of my weak privilege.

[–]jaymedic 3 points4 points ago

You must, you see the strong....you know what? We shouldn't be having this convo here, people won't understand.

[–]PrimaxAUS 2 points3 points ago

But how else can we spread Brodin's love?

[–]jaymedic 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes that love is held for a select few that are willing to submit to his calling.

[–]PrimaxAUS 5 points6 points ago

I want to follow Brodin's path, but the flesh is weak. Particularly the obliques.

[–]jaymedic 1 point2 points ago

Squats and oats.

[–]PrimaxAUS 6 points7 points ago

SQUOATZ.

[–]ZeroCool1 1 point2 points ago

Compound movements then isolation till failure followed by lean meats.

[–]NotTheNews 2 points3 points ago

Wait... I think they're being serious.

[–]PigDog4 4 points5 points ago

The best humor has a hint of truth, and vice versa.

[–]Norsak 0 points1 point ago

TIL what "swole" means.

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

A bunch of guys feeling sorry for themselves because they have the body type all women crave? Yeah ok. THAT makes sense!

[–]OMGnoogies -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for showing me this.

[–]OptimusChair 6 points7 points ago

I'm very relieved that this is the top comment. I came into the comments expecting to be the only one defending these guys to the Hivemind. Yeah, they're just guys having fun. The fact that they're in good shape apparently turns them into assholes.

[–]YogurtShaker 1 point2 points ago

Hivemind

Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

[–]Grodek 3 points4 points ago

the solarium tan gave it away.

[–]Semajal 1 point2 points ago

Anyone who has been to the gym will appreciate how much work it takes to get that physique. And yeah, all this stuff is just the geeks making fun of another social group of people having fun. In much the same way as they make fun of the geeks.

[–]katsuya_kaiba 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing it was a Halloween costume....or a stripper costume...

[–]K_Swag 0 points1 point ago

"If you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably get AIDS" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA&sns=em

[–]FreshFruitCup 1 point2 points ago

I think there may have been a mixup, these two young gentlemen may be in love with one another... I think they bat for the other team... I think their favorite band may be ac/dc... I... I... Think they are homosexuals. Which is a beautiful thing, especially if you are bee enthusiast as well.

[–]creepulkins -4 points-3 points ago

Just seems like guys having fun. I guess working out and having a sense of humor while wearing lip gloss and shoe polish all over your body, making the "duck face" while trying to look sexy = dbag.

FTFY

[–]krum_bum 20 points21 points ago

Oh come on, that's actually pretty hilarious.

[–]KageSaysHella 11 points12 points ago

[–]TheShittyBeatles 5 points6 points ago

Absolutely, Lazlow. Killer bees! Did you know if their current migration rate North continues, we'll all be dead within three years? Do you want to become a bee's supper? I don't. That's why we must act now - killer bees must be stopped!

[–]LordSlayne 0 points1 point ago

Chatterbox!

[–]legion02 5 points6 points ago

[–]Mosz 18 points19 points ago

that takes some massive confidence and balls to dress up like that

[–]afr1cancer 20 points21 points ago

I also googled "douchebaggery" and could not find this picture. Disappointed!

[–]brinyfaceho 4 points5 points ago

Is that one on the right Channing Tatum?

[–]for2fly 1 point2 points ago

Still not good enough to be killer A's.

[–]VelveetaBloodfucker 2 points3 points ago

The honeypots are a nice touch.

[–]OurKez 3 points4 points ago

So you can Google. Well done.

[–]maskinen 2 points3 points ago

Oh fuck you Reddit. These guys are douchebags just because are having fun? Fuck you OP.

[–]silleebare 1 point2 points ago

and suddenly, i like killa beez

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[–]fangasm 1 point2 points ago

The 'Get stung by one of these bees and you'll probablly catch AIDs' line is actually from a picture song by Nice Peter. Nom nom nom nom, babies! Edit: Put a link to the video.

[–]Campmoore 1 point2 points ago

The Monarch's new dont ask dont tell policy

[–]smackinbryan -1 points0 points ago

The Wu would not be proud.

[–]jewdyblume 0 points1 point ago

This...this can't be real.

[–]Sir_Walken 0 points1 point ago

i think killa beez are a New Zealand gang.

[–]SpaceManAndy -1 points0 points ago

I've always said that if you're gonna go out in public in tight underwear, you should at least have an impressive package.

[–]dereistic 0 points1 point ago

No matter how douchebaggey they look, they prob get more pussy than any of us.

[–]jd1z 2 points3 points ago

They probably would, except they're a couple. You could say they're getting more ass than any of us...

[–]karltee -1 points0 points ago

what if they're cool dudes whom are being douchebags for halloween?

[–]Elli8t 0 points1 point ago

"If you get stung by one of these bees your gonna get aids!"

[–]jessejamess 0 points1 point ago

Dang they are in shape

[–]dr_homeschool -1 points0 points ago

I thought those two faggots were holding hands for a second.

[–]LeSpatula 0 points1 point ago

Why yes, but those guys will still get laid by some hot girls.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

initially thought they were holding hands. was disappointed.

[–]Herbderber 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure this is what Wu Tang had in mind...

[–]Oldmanshoutingatsky -1 points0 points ago

Oh Jesus Christ I know the guy on the left.

[–]gm4 -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]Costa21 1 point2 points ago

Dem aesthetics

Zyzz would be proud.

[–]FinnDiesell 0 points1 point ago

It's the killa beeeeeeiiiiiis...

[–]gmacattack73 0 points1 point ago

This looks more like camp than douchebaggery.

[–]DrewFlan 0 points1 point ago

Kills Bees 10304

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

Worse yet, those are the female costumes from Leg Avenue. Complete with accessories. All they did was modify the bodice so they could wear it like that. Hilarious!

[–]psychopastry 0 points1 point ago

They're such douchebags that I had to downvote this post before I upvoted it, just so I didn't feel like I was upvoting them.

[–]FyslexicDuck 0 points1 point ago

Listening to Wu Tang now. Funny.

[–]Evil_AppleJuice 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Get me the honey badger

[–]girlsaregoodatmath 0 points1 point ago

Is that Blue Steel on the right?

[–]CalistaF 0 points1 point ago

these guys arent quite douchbags, I'd party with them just for going out like that.

foreveralone.jpg I'd party with anyone honestly.

[–]Hasoroth 0 points1 point ago

How dare they be good looking!

[–]JohnnyNumbskull 0 points1 point ago

WU-TANG KILLA BEES ON THE SWARM... REPRESENT

[–]Leshow 0 points1 point ago

i hope they aren't affiliated with the wu-tang clan

[–]Thddsfinn 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't take picture like that if I had a small penis....

[–]dissedone 0 points1 point ago

Stating the intent of a costume (on their chests), I feel is the equivalent of a joke followed by the statement; that was a joke.

No hate though, I couldn´t pull off that outfit in a million years.

[–]axontodendrite 0 points1 point ago

ON A SWAAAAAAAAAAARM

WU TANG KILLA BEEEEEEEES

WE GONNA SWAAAAAARM

[–]ProBro 0 points1 point ago

I dislike these people. I have far too much love for the Wu-Tang Clan not to condemn these guys. sorry.

[–]Chuklol 0 points1 point ago

Douchebags, but it got then laid for sizzle

[–]ProBro 0 points1 point ago

I dislike these people. I have far too much love for the Wu-Tang Clan not to condemn these guys. sorry.

[–]RaidNations 0 points1 point ago

That guy on the right has, like, no penis.

[–]Alexxandria -1 points0 points ago

That's what happens when you use steroids.

[–]BiGTeX8605 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the guy's penis on the right is receding back into his body to try and not bee seen associated with such douchebaggery.

[–]Deliriousbard -1 points0 points ago

"If you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably catch aids!"

[–]girldrinkdrunk 0 points1 point ago

Looks like characters from the porn New Wave Hookers

[–]trevdaddy 0 points1 point ago

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH BOOOIII!!!

BASS! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!?

[–]christmasbride 0 points1 point ago

Not quite what WU-TANG had in mind I bet

[–]jporchanian 0 points1 point ago

I often wonder if the gay community is at all upset that guys like this have essentially co-opted their culture.

EDIT: Oh I see these gentelmen are gay. So, I wonder if these guys are upset that because of the co-opting of their culture, so many of us had to be told that they were gay. "One of you?! [throws his glass down] We've spent our whole lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You can't do this to us!! "- Herbert Garrison

[–]mckinleyzane 0 points1 point ago

I would not want to get stung by one of these bees.

[–]The_Veggie_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

You could get aids

[–]eliraw 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha I know these d bags! My ex gf is BFF with them. They are rude lil queens.

[–]heystoney 0 points1 point ago

Wu tang! On the swarm

[–]piezeppelin 0 points1 point ago

If it was two guys with normal bodies in the exact same outfit you wouldn't think they're douchebags. Stop stereotyping.

[–]cjwojoe 0 points1 point ago

"If you get stung by these bee's youll probably get AIDS!"

[–]shellechan 0 points1 point ago

there will only ever be one true killerbee http://i.imgur.com/Ljn9z.png

[–]DoctorUbi 0 points1 point ago

[–]CavaleKinski 0 points1 point ago

Killa Beez are a meth dealing gang in NZ, I'm sure they will love this pic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangs_in_New_Zealand#Tribesmen_MC_.2F_Killer_Beez

[–]bluesmurf 0 points1 point ago

How is this douchebaggery? Do elaborate.

[–]runmymouth 0 points1 point ago

Does no one get the final fantasy vii reference from this picture?

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee_Inn

[–]lycanwolf26 0 points1 point ago

If you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably get AIDS.

[–]Powerhouse34 0 points1 point ago

This picture actually highly disappointed me, no matter how accurate.

[–]DontEatMostMeat 1 point2 points ago

At least one is a gay porn star. Maybe both, but it's hard to tell for the one on the left.

[–]Charlesm313131 8 points9 points ago

You must watch a lot of gay porn.

[–]thatoneblackkid 0 points1 point ago

I guess dick is one of the meats he does eat.

[–]DontEatMostMeat 0 points1 point ago

I do! However, I prefer human males in my porn, not chocolate factory slaves.

[–]SlowBoatToHades 2 points3 points ago

Bring on the swarm...

[–]miss_milly_pink -1 points0 points ago

I want to be sick

[–]palmenator -2 points-1 points ago

They're pornstars who are dating each other...so I've been told

[–]thej3 -1 points0 points ago

I'm not seeing an bulge there?

[–]Mogaar 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, I went to high school with the guy on the left. He also got an award soon after high school for the best up and coming gay porn actor.

[–]chain_chomp 0 points1 point ago

Those are cute little honey pots they got there

[–]chuck0426 -2 points-1 points ago

If you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably catch aids

[–]OverAllComa 1 point2 points ago

Dammit - you beat me to it. NOM NOM NOM BABIES.

[–]chuck0426 1 point2 points ago

At least someone understood the reference

[–]WTFWatch -2 points-1 points ago

Lol @everyone calling the OP a douchebag. Why is he a douchebag? He just posted an image he found by googling douchebaggery in Google Images, I say Google Images is a douchebag, not OP.

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 2 points3 points ago

No matter how I found this picture, I wouldn't be disappointed.

As this thread is still in action, watch the hivemind go. The top.comments have decided that, today, appearance is not enough to define douchebaggery. We should see.some heavy, smug self-righteousness, calls for the OP to kill himself for being intolerant and then in the final stages we'll probably see a reverse, as more people click through and decide to 'take a stand', which basically means they'll take the opposite side in the hopes of 'individualist karma'.

Reddit, go.

[–]euletide[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the support. I actually thought these were just a couple of fraternity guys going to a halloween costume, nothing to do with sexual preference.

And yes, I found the picture by typing in search terms, hence the title. I shared the picture on Reddit not to mock anyone, but because when I saw it, I laughed my butt off.

If people want to make this out into some self-righteous crusade, let them waste their time and energy, because I just don't care

[–]perkee -1 points0 points ago

I actually thought these were just a couple of fraternity guys going to a halloween costume [party]

and?

[–]NiZhoni -1 points0 points ago

They must take many stings in the ass.

[–]brodie21 -4 points-3 points ago

Get stung by one of those bees and you will get AIDs

[–]AizeoNunca 0 points1 point ago

music and lyrics by NicePeter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

You saw it as well I presume?

[–]VolumeZero -2 points-1 points ago

Kono yaro baka yaro

[–]mattv1 0 points1 point ago

Which one is Jumpin' Jim Brunzell and which one is B. Brian Blair?

[–]JackStetzer -3 points-2 points ago

If you get stung by one of these bees you'll probably catch aids.

[–]NicoTheBest -2 points-1 points ago

If you get stung by these bees you will die....from Aids

[–]x_mike_x 0 points1 point ago

Are you just really bad at trying to be funny, or are you implying they have AIDS because they're clearly gay?

[–]71Comet 0 points1 point ago

I don't see how two gay guys dressed up for Halloween is considered, "douchebaggery."

[–]subarulegacy -2 points-1 points ago

Surprised there wasn't a picture of Dallas, Oklahoma (that's not Texas) or new jersey

[–]JediJantzen -2 points-1 points ago

Dude those are called "fags" not "douchebags"

[–]CarpeNoctemSWE 0 points1 point ago

Well, I am not an expert, but considering how the underwear on the guy to the right fits, his muscles might be an example of serious overcompensation...

[–]Ishkatar 0 points1 point ago

NSFW pleeeaaaase. jesus people i'm at school

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 0 points1 point ago

Since when does taking care of your body and working out = douchebag?