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[–]cricix 120 points121 points ago

yay tyranny!

[–]ys1qsved3 51 points52 points ago

I read that was tranny. What is wrong with me?

[–]lucas42 35 points36 points ago

I'd guess car trouble or suppressed urges.

[–]MYPENlSHUGE 23 points24 points ago

That's how you tell if someone's from the city or the country. "What does 'I blew a tranny' mean to you?"

[–]Mjolnirium 33 points34 points ago

The best part about sex with a tranny is doing it from behind, reaching around and pretending it went all the way through

[–]droneprime 10 points11 points ago

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

That's awesome, thanks for the honour

[–]vtkangaroo 2 points3 points ago

about 10 people in my contacts are going to receive this text in less than 30 minutes.

[–]Korthos 2 points3 points ago

Same goes for men.

[–]khaosdragon 0 points1 point ago

I cannot upvote this enough.

[–]jamflex9000 3 points4 points ago

don't feel bad. a minor illusion. i fell for it as well.

[–]cricix 0 points1 point ago

Sex change we can believe in.

[–]DrTrace 0 points1 point ago

Too much Internet. I know that feel.

[–]conductive 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes our eyes work faster than our brains do, instead of them working in synchronicity. The result is we keep reading without realizing it makes no sense.

[–]genericwit 5 points6 points ago

Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex

[–]xiaou 1 point2 points ago

I just saw that episode of Venture brothers last night.

[–]Bit_Chewy 0 points1 point ago

That's the name of my first girlfriend.

[–]fancy_pance 33 points34 points ago

I'm ready to join the Jurassic Party!

[–]wittlepup 16 points17 points ago

Ain't no party like the jurassic party, 'cause the jurassic party is predatory!

[–]tyrannosaurus1 4 points5 points ago

Where do I sign up?

[–]toolusingmonkeys 7 points8 points ago

Www.lemonparty.org

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 2 points3 points ago

It's not a lemon party without ol' dick!

[–]Lillipout 27 points28 points ago

Don't blame me, I voted for T-Rex.

[–]RandomEarthling 4 points5 points ago

I would buy this shirt.

[–]root88 1 point2 points ago

Is this was a higher resolution image, I would get one made. I'm too lazy to recreate the whole thing though.

[–]dexxxDCCXX 73 points74 points ago

Repost as:

The T Party

[–]DUmpy-Pillow 2 points3 points ago

THE T REX PARTY

[–]iluvbacon610 0 points1 point ago

But didn't they go extinct like 65million years ago?

[–]Chromiumwings 2 points3 points ago

Dinocrats.

[–]kaltorak 11 points12 points ago

[–]lucas42 36 points37 points ago

Thank you for reminding me that Maddox still exists. Join the Regressive Party!

[–]sean_of_the_dead 7 points8 points ago

Against abortion... For killing babies.

[–]epsilona01 15 points16 points ago

No more police. Police officers will be replaced with a strike force with the ability to tap into your phone conversations, spy on your Internet connection, arrest you for no reason or any reason at all, and interrogate you behind closed doors during secret hearings. It'll be awesome, and if anyone complains, they will be labeled unpatriotic. The beauty of it is that people won't protest because protesters will be victims of police brutality.

I didn't know he got elected!

[–]GravityOfDSituation 4 points5 points ago

Aaaah, Maddox. Probably the first website I was cracked out on.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 1 point2 points ago

The proto-troll

[–]VomitGolem 2 points3 points ago

A man who has gone through way too much trouble to tell the world to fuck off.

[–]GravityOfDSituation 0 points1 point ago

Children's art with the fire truck with hair--- I still fucking say that. So damn funny.

[–]tatergontate 9 points10 points ago

For those of you who want to use it as your FB cover photo I've resized it to work! http://imgur.com/4c7YP

[–]Cancer_Bat 2 points3 points ago

I'm Canadian but I'm still going to use this.

[–]bigfishh 0 points1 point ago

because the image is still beautiful without any meaning right? or i can just show to my friends i care about usa politics right, as in i joke about it? ride guys ?!?!?! XD

[–]SaintsSinner 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I used the OPs and then changed it!
Edit: Took time to say thank you... didn't upvote. Derp.

[–]Thegreatbart 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I am forever in your debt-have an upvote.

[–]TK44 1 point2 points ago

Done.

[–]mtreef2 16 points17 points ago

I hope to run for president within the next 20-30 years and I'm going to use this idea.

[–]krispinwah[S] 13 points14 points ago

Vote for mtreef2! He'll go Cretaceous on corruption's ass!

[–]mtreef2 6 points7 points ago

in 20 to 30 years, I'll remember this conversation if I actually run. (considered I'm not dead for various reasons)

[–]Hammerwinn 7 points8 points ago

As long as you make an arena of some sort, you earned my vote. Or, Free cheeseburger day.

[–]mtreef2 11 points12 points ago

I feel like I have the best of both the Republican and Democratic parties. and I'll do you one better Free Bacon cheeseburger day.

[–]Hammerwinn 3 points4 points ago

You just won the internet.

[–]CypherZero 4 points5 points ago

mtreef2 is the Presidential candidate that Reddit deserves...

[–]Hammerwinn 3 points4 points ago

The one America needs.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

Need a running mate?

[–]Nolookhook 2 points3 points ago

I'll see you there. I'm shooting for the 2040 ballot, if America still exists. Remember to vote for the guy with the weird last name.

[–]bearabear 6 points7 points ago

Remember you don't have to out run the t-rex just outrun the other party.

[–]mmtrjh01 6 points7 points ago

Everybody walk the...dinosaur?

[–]TraviTheRabbi 5 points6 points ago

Poor T-Rex... can't even vote for himself with those tiny arms.

[–]projektspartan 4 points5 points ago

Well I am fine with this as long as the creationists don't try to ride the thing...

[–]EMP826 4 points5 points ago

I'd vote him in if just for his stance on national security.

[–]KRZ-111 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow Calvin and Hobbs reader, I salute you.

[–]brobafettt 6 points7 points ago

Is that the 99%?

[–]DTX120 3 points4 points ago

It's probably China.

[–]JediMasterSam 5 points6 points ago

Keep dreaming.

[–]whiteboywasted99 0 points1 point ago

We already tried a black president though.

[–]Stinky_McRotten 8 points9 points ago

If the little arms stand for less foreign intervention (reach) and the big jaws represent an ass-whoopin' if others decide to invade us... I'm all in.

[–]Lillipout 6 points7 points ago

You have a future in political cartoons.

[–]phillibl 3 points4 points ago

Gary Johnson ftw

[–]In_Cider 2 points3 points ago

As a non-american; why are the elephant/donkey used?

[–]librarianzrock 3 points4 points ago

The donkey is from the 1828 Jackson ("Jackass") election and he adopted the symbol as a positive image...the donkey as the (upstart) Democratic symbol and the elephant as the (steadfast) "Republican vote" appeared in an 1874 Thomas Nast cartoon. Source

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[–]wootmonster 0 points1 point ago

I find it funny how the people, events and political climate almost exactly mirror the political environment today.

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER -2 points-1 points ago

Republican symbol is the elephant, Democratic symbol is the donkey.

[–]2_EASY_2_REGISTER 2 points3 points ago

The Sexual Tyrannosaur party?

[–]just_wrong 2 points3 points ago

If Romney wins, I think we as Europeans should seriously consider invasion.

There is a limit to how much one country can fuck up without consequences.

[–]Mansyn 0 points1 point ago

. <=== the point _______________________________________________________________ ===> you

[–]just_wrong -1 points0 points ago

I wasn't directly addressing "the point", I was merely making an observation.

So put some talcum on that butthurt and calm down (and don't worry, we won't actually invade).

[–]FalseGDP 2 points3 points ago

Don't T-Read on Me!

http://i.imgur.com/eIJRy.png

[–]kobekramer1 2 points3 points ago

The Reddit party. I think we could win. Liberty and Lulz for all.

[–]plantsaretheorigin 3 points4 points ago

Why did reddit have to ruin dinosaurs by telling me they couldn't roar.

[–]Biron5k 3 points4 points ago

Why would you say this? Why? Did you want to ruin my day?

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 2 points3 points ago

Science ruined dinosaurs for you, reddit was just the one to tell you about it.

[–]lolcatrt 0 points1 point ago

Dinosaurs ruined dinosaurs, science was just the one to tell us about it.

[–]Okapiru 0 points1 point ago

No, because we wouldn't know about it without science.

[–]FBoaz 1 point2 points ago

ALL HAIL THE T-REX PARTY!!

[–]Salyangoz 0 points1 point ago

I wish my countries politics were with dinosaurs.

[–]zerserker 0 points1 point ago

So... Which one, OP?

[–]pope_fundy 1 point2 points ago

Test Alliance Best Alliance.

[–]MalarchyMike 1 point2 points ago

Vote Tyrant Lizard King. That sounds American.

[–]vortilad 1 point2 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new dino overlords.

[–]joeyinc 0 points1 point ago

Is that what Soros looks like these days? he hasn't aged very well....

[–]shawnvshow 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha thats great. Is the dinosaur a libertarian? How about a new Colbert? I think we've found him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kej_jHi2iLg&feature=plcp

[–]librarianzrock 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah I read "is the dinosaur a librarian..." which is close to one of my fav. blogs! http://andyburkhardt.com/

[–]jfinneg1 1 point2 points ago

T-Rex/Stegosaurus - 2016 " Let's make our debt extinct ! "

[–]ellevehc 0 points1 point ago

Someone shop the t rex a couple claw handle things which are holding the ass and elephant in the air.

[–]emperorOfTheUniverse 0 points1 point ago

The T-Rex is the media, fueled by the public's fickle interests.

[–]grom_icecream 0 points1 point ago

That symbol has been adopted already by the Regressive party. Though it belongs with the GOP...

[–]takenbaked 0 points1 point ago

and in the end American politics were killed by the humblest of all god's creatures, the tyrannosaurus rex.

[–]UNMANAGEABLE 1 point2 points ago

Is this the Nye/DeGrasse 2012 logo?

[–]ThatBassIsFishy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a velociraptor rex

[–]jbabbcomics 0 points1 point ago

I need a bumper sticker with this.

[–]waltjrsbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Na, Cthulhu 2012 for the win. I, for one, welcome our new cosmic entity overlord and will be eaten second to last.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't matter, the Israel lobby would still buy their votes.

[–]devilwarier9 1 point2 points ago

[–]TooCrazyToWork 0 points1 point ago

Pirate Party?

[–]TheTedinator 0 points1 point ago

David Morgan-Mar told me we elected the T-rex in 2004!

[–]NightErrant 0 points1 point ago

This...this gave me hope again.

[–]twarner 0 points1 point ago

The television man is crazy Saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks Who needs politics when I got T rex Hey, brother you guessed, I'm a dude

[–]drainu 0 points1 point ago

I say we just give this Democracy thing a try I've been hearing about.

[–]tommasz 0 points1 point ago

Vote Raptor! Unless your arms are too short to reach the machine, of course.

[–]richertai 0 points1 point ago

Regressive Party: Against abortion; For killing babies.

Source: Maddox

[–]thegforcian 1 point2 points ago

Obviously the most American party. I want to join it. So patriotic it can't masturbate.

[–]Mansyn 0 points1 point ago

Uh oh, don't bring up the idea of throwing your vote away on someone outside the two party system... That's insanity

[–]crazycolin101 0 points1 point ago

LOL, and to think I thought this was going to be another Ron Paul support thread.

[–]gottaburynickinkarma -1 points0 points ago

are*

I don't want to take away from the dinosaur. I just had to fix it.

[–]dundeedan 3 points4 points ago

Politics is singular, not plural, so the title is correct.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz -1 points0 points ago

Crush them both!

The two party system is the biggest paradox in American society.

[–]Lillipout 10 points11 points ago

The biggest paradox in American society is "I can't believe it's not butter".

[–]emilyvergin 0 points1 point ago

That's a change I can believe in.