I see your class at 8am and post-grad work at 7am and raise you 4 am working in a bakery

Nateosis · 8 days

parent of a baby here. . .I was going to have a witty response, but I'm too fucking tired

TheBakercist · 8 days

Baker here.

1am to 10am.

I hate you donuts.

mattsatwork · 8 days

TV Director here. 3:30 AM - 12:30 PM.

boscoist · 8 days

security guard, 12-8am. i win, can we end this now? or do i need to repost this for karma?

bhous3 · 7 days

The military called; said you're all cute.

andischreff · 8 days

Me: 4am: open coffee shop I work at. 11am: off work and on to classes. 4pm: go to second job. 10pm: get home and try to finish homework and study.

And yet I'm sure someone has it worse than me.

The point is there is no fucking point in competing with each other.

pdxGary · 8 days

time to make the donuts...

Jpr0x0rz · 8 days

I wish I could give you all the upvotes. Just because I was in exactly the same spot a few years ago (working to put myself through school, shitty bakery job at 3 am) classes from 12-6, dead at home. I know that feeling where you try to wake uo by taking a shower, and you just lean against the bathroom wall, thinking no one in the world is stupid enough to be awake right now. Guess what, to have that kind of dedication and drive means you'll be fine :)

Horkersaurus · 7 days

Unemployed. I get up at whenever I feel like it o'clock.

redditspice · 7 days

people that work in a bakery choose that lifestlye because they enjoy it...

you are living a dream, go fuck yourself you entitled fuck cunt

hav1k68 · 8 days

I raise you 12.5 hours a day as a prison guard. Also I commute a total of 3.5 hours a day. I work nights so i get up at 2pm, leave at 315, start my shift at 530, and leave the prison at 6am. I get home by 745 or 8. Now THAT is a long day.

Realisx · 8 days

Are you at the bakery at four or do you have to wake up then? Just curious, I have been in similar situations. I worked two jobs over the last five years in collage and both have either, long commute times or early start times. So besides my rare day off I have woken up at 4-6am. Even if I try to sleep in, I still wake up at least by 7am, no matter how many hours of sleep I get.

TL;DR I have zero sympathy for all the whiny cunts on reddit.

CozmoNz · 8 days

Miner / Machine Operator. Up at 4.20am, back at camp by 6pm, have worked up to 43 days in a row before (Pipelining)

Slyfox00 · 7 days

Are we complaining about work hours?! Oh my gosh let me join in!

I worked between 84-100 hours a 7d/week in Iraq!

In the states I get to wake up at 530am 5 days a week, and only have to work weekends sometimes, yippy!

beckerist · 7 days

OMG YOU WAKE UP EARLY.

HOLY JESUS YOU MUST GET NO SLEEP.

ANYONE ELSE HEARING THIS?

HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT?

http://i.imgur.com/w1jN5.gif

yoippari · 8 days

Coffee shop. 4:30am start time. Rarely but sometimes after a 9:30pm closing shift.

dustpan2112 · 8 days

Bakery. Raise. I see what you did there

shnoog · 8 days

I start work 3 hours before I get up and don't finish until after I've gone to bed.

ExiDuz · 7 days

EMT here, you guys can all bitch about your schedules but there's nothing like gettin a call at 6:58 and you get off of work at 7am

rogerthat93 · 7 days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13JK5kChbRw

these threads, seriously.

dlan4327 · 7 days

Atlas here. I hold the world up 24/7 for all eternity. So you can all kindly shut up, thanks.

fakkfakk · 7 days

Fixing stupid F-15s, 0030-0830. Which usually ends up being 0030-1000. Outside. In England.

JoefromOhio · 7 days

I feel like the general consensus is that working a real job sucks much more than going to a 2 hour class, no matter what time that job occurs at and no matter what that class may be.

Lukisod · 7 days

I see your 4am and raise you every soldier to have ever done an 0-dark-stupid QRF call and held the cordon for 12+hours.

dwblind22 · 8 days

I used to work morning shift, had to come in at 3:30 am fuck that shit.

DattoMcHemi · 8 days

Remote construction, 0530 to 1730 + 1/2 hour each way, 6 days a week for 9 months now. I am the king of no life.

raymond8505 · 7 days

self employed. I got up when I felt like it (5pm). Worked til I wanted to, and now I'm going to lay on the couch and watch Doctor Who.

Later today my friend is coming over to drink beers and play xbox. I'll probably take a nap before then.

toddy00 · 7 days

He RAISES us. Get it? Like the bread he makes!

pyro1985 · 7 days

I wake up on my own at 3am and go for a 45 minute run before going into my job as an engineer. I win.

spicy_chicken_wings · 7 days

Oh man, I'm going to be starting that soon. I don't care, I'm as excited as fuck.

sophiemisfit · 7 days

..are you my dad? cause he works at a bakery at 4 am and seems like he would post this?

daddy?

Byran125 · 7 days

Overnight stock 10-6:30am

CrabDubious · 7 days

Why does it even matter when you wake up? If you have to wake up early, then you go to sleep early.

The common denominator is waking up, and everyone hates waking up to various degrees. So stop all this one-upping 'Look when I wake up, Reddit!' bullshit.

RyanMockery · 7 days

NEEDS MORE RYAN AND WAYNE

renotime · 7 days

I do as I fucking please

Whozjama · 7 days

There will always be someone who has a worse life then you do, always.

overused-meme-alert · 7 days

I see your class at 8am and post-grad work at 7am and raise you

^{^ding} ^ding ding

ANAL_QUEEN · 7 days

But you're making cookies!

9PM-6AM, so fuck you all in the ass, at least you don't have to deal with patients.

clunystationsweet · 7 days

I am a farmer and I feel you pain my friend though I only have to get up at 5

paranoidboy · 7 days

as a fellow baker I feel your pain bud. Up at 2:45am

OddlyFamiliar · 7 days

I also work in a Bakery! I love it!

Shugyosha · 7 days

How about instead of posting this useless crap, go to bed earlier?

exgiexpcv · 7 days

Bah. Undergrad consisted of getting up at 0400 to shower and eat, work in cafe (full-time), then off to classes at 1230-1300, finishing classes (full load, triple degree programme: 1 science, two arts) at 1700-1800, home to eat, then back on my bicycle to ride 45 minutes to my night classes at the firefighting academy. Finished academy usually by 2200, ride back home for 45 minutes, hit the shower, sleep. Rinse, repeat.

Gawdzillers · 7 days

You get paid to go to work. We pay to go to class.

Glimmergaunt · 7 days

I suppose it should probably taken into account, that post secondary students could also be paying thousands of dollars a year, where say a baker would be making thousands of dollars a year.

PirateEyez · 7 days

damn I miss that show...

tykusstarcraft · 7 days

what ... i work all night school all day , wtf is sleep

furryoso · 7 days

we need a bakers sub-reddit

MoshMuth · 7 days

9am to 11:30pm linecook.

Fork-H · 7 days

These are all our own damn faults and nobody cares.

Deezul_AwT · 7 days

Wake up at 1:30 AM every day, fold newspapers, drive 100+ miles delivering them, finish around 6:00 AM. Get home, change for my other job from 7:00 AM - 3:30 AM. Get home at 4:00 PM. Spend two-three hours with my son, get to bed at 8:00 PM if I'm lucky. And every four weeks, my second job requires me to work weekends.

TheSkiFreeYeti · 7 days

This is getting stupid. I'd explain the hours I've worked, but nobody would give a damn and that's life.

Hellothereawesome · 7 days

... Can we stop raising each other stuff now? Damn once people start something they never stop!

julio26pt2 · 7 days

CPA (big 4 auditor) here.. During busy season, 8:30am-2:00am...collapse in hotel room... Repeat for 2 months.... And lunch and dinner is what's ordered and you'll eat it and be thankful for it.. But the rest of the year is pretty sweet....

ShockScapes · 7 days

shitty gif and serious bandwagonry. 2/10

maddyrose98 · 7 days

Swimmer here. 3:30 to 8:30 Sometimes I wish I sucked.

shinoda88 · 7 days

i wouldnt even go to bed.

Thecrumblingcookie · 7 days

I used to do that kind of shift at a call center. 4 AM to noon. Surprisingly not that bad since call volume was always so low it tended to be a bunch of us sitting around drinking coffee and bullshitting on the clock and taking maybe 1 call every 10-15 minutes.

ThaMastaBlasta · 7 days

I used to like getting to the bakery early, putting on some music, rocking out and slingin dough. Good way to start the day.

IFiNished · 7 days

Bitching about the hours of a job you entirely decided to take.

sirslask · 7 days

I had a 10A.M. class today, it's a hard life

The_Girl_Who_Waited · 7 days

As someone who is currently typing this at 5 am before going to work at a bakery, I'm sorry.

magonz24 · 7 days

Fuck I miss that show!

DevlinSEN · 7 days

Production Assistant here. 5 PM - 6 AM with an hour+ commute on either side of that.

ZombieBroad · 7 days

4 am to 12:30 for me! I'm a bagger/packer.

Jellyhash · 7 days

Ahahahaha. I thought I wasn't that bad and I'm working 11pm-8am in a tim hortons. I'm serving your coffees, security guard. I am in the need to be there before, during and after your shift.

greymud · 7 days

Project Manager doing global IT projects.

Required 8-5 M-F. Anytime my phone rings, I'm on duty. If I'm on vacation, I have to have my phone with me. My last day off was 6 years ago when I had my appendix out.

Nikerbocker · 7 days

ER, graveyard shift. I got coughed on by a prostitute last night at work so you can all suck it.

kpanzer · 7 days

Time to make the doughnuts?

Denvermax432 · 7 days

seafood wholesales. 2am-11:30am. 40 degree building all day, still manage to sweat and smell like fish and the inside of a gym locker

off_me_now · 7 days

Although being at work at 4:30 sucks, I think its more about being up at 7/8 and doing something like school work, which you are being graded on.

deeeznutzz · 7 days

working in a bakery....should have gone to college

xLuMisx · 7 days

It. Loops. So. Perfectly.

dome210 · 7 days

I don't understand why working early in the morning is worse than at any other time. If you work a standard 8 hour shift you still have the same amount of time to do other activities and sleep a regular amount.

I don't see how it's any worse to work at 1am, 3am, 8am or any time really. Just adjust your schedule. And yes, I've worked a job that started at 3am before. It's the same as working at 9am except everything is shifted back 6 hours. Big fuckin' deal.

gorg3ousg3org3 · 7 days

i wish i could work for a bakery i work best in the morning and lose it after about 2 or 3

Taylor1337 · 7 days

On deplyment in the navy 6 am-730 pm 6 days a week.

Argi_ · 7 days

My cousin has to be at work at 4am and he lives kinda far away so he gets up at 2:30!!!! 2 fucking 30!!! Noooo thank you.

EveryVillainIsLimes · 7 days

The bakers at my work come in at midnight, sometimes earlier!

0cochise0 · 7 days

Time to make the donuts. :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyZtMfMWONI

CatchThisDrift · 7 days

I start work at 3:45am. Sometimes, when we're expecting extra freight, I'll start earlier. I also go back to work from 5pm until ~7pm. Split shifts on a really messed up schedule? Sure, why not?

I_am_not_novel · 7 days

I don't know how to post gifs from my phone, so just understand that in my head, the "I don't give a shit" gif is playing.

Eurysthenes · 7 days

fuck all of you, i live in north korea

canadianpanda · 7 days

Ahh a fellow baker, beat me to submitting something like this.

Pisshands · 7 days

Video editor. My closest friend and former roommate is a merchandiser for a bread company. I used to wake him up at 2 am every morning and have breakfast, then head back to work.

nhzkjd · 7 days

Non-lazy, Non-Complaining average person here. 5:30 Cross Country practice. Not even that big of a deal, I recognize that there are plenty of people that wake up even earlier. Especially in foreign poor countries. I know of people that have to wake up before 4 in order to walk 30 mins where they get picked up by a truck and ride in the truckbed for almost an hour and a half then walk to work and get paid $2 an hour or less just so they can support their little brothers and sisters.

That's an extreme example but seriously. I'm sorta tired of posts "Waking up at 7 :'( boo hoo". Stop being lazy. Go to sleep earlier.

ABOVE ALL ELSE: STFU no one really cares unless you wake up ealier than 6 or something.

Old_Fence · 7 days

Military 5:30 am - 5:00 pm

digitalsalmon · 7 days

The concept of "I see you X, and I raise you Y" is the most aggravating thing on Reddit to date.

In Poker, you SEE someone the value that the previous person put in, then you raise them further value. You did not SEE the 8am OP anything.

Utterly moronic title structure.

Spiralyst · 7 days

That kind of schedule would make me seriously consider taking up a biphasic sleep pattern.

jourtney · 7 days

when I worked at Starbucks I closed at 10pm, two hour long walk home, get into bed around 12am, wake up at 1am to shower and make it to work by 4am.

Pur3kill3d · 7 days

18 y/o Burger King Employee, opening shift 3:30a.m. - 1:30p.m.

TheDaggle · 7 days

They let you sleep in until 4?! When I was a Baker's apprentice I worked 12pm-8am. And the school bus left at 8:30. 3 miles away. Quit complaining, you lazy, shiftless twats.

jeremiahfira · 7 days

EMT here. 4am to 5pm(or 9pm some days). Big whoop.

oRyan_the_Hunter · 7 days

Watch out guys, we got a baker over here!

Call_Me_Joris · 7 days

Poor you with a wellpaid job.

w3029790 · 7 days

I work 10PM-615AM shift at a long-term care facility. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I have class at 11am. BLOW ME

TheFluxIsThis · 7 days

This. Isn't. Funny.

goofball_jones · 7 days

Own my own small business...I haven't slept since 1987.

Pills help. The occasional heart-attack happens, but I look upon that as a brief rest-period.

DougWeaverArt · 7 days

UPS. 4:00 AM to 9:00 AM. Unloading thousands of pounds of the useless crap you bought on Amazon.

Then grad school during the day.

sitamet · 7 days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

laserplane · 7 days

seriously, besides being a child soldier or some shit, doing the morning shift for food service is one of the worst fucking jobs ever. I did 5 am start at a hotel, had to walk 2 miles there and back. Fucking terrible. Fat people complaining about their free waffles, managers watching movies and bitching we weren't interacting enough with the customers while unpacking deliveries... fuck that shit

colmd111 · 7 days

"raise you... bakery." Ah you clever man

papasuckle55 · 7 days

I know that feel, bro. Tomorrow I have to open at 5:15. i usually dont even go to bed those days.

ngtstkr · 7 days

I start work at 11:30pm and end at 8:am, 5 nights/week.

You're all adorable.

coraleaterlinda · 7 days

As someone who sometimes does overnights and is very hungry when I leave work at 6 am, I thank you.

barnosaur · 7 days

I see your lame and unoriginal post and title, and raise you the fact that nobody gives a shit what time anybody ever wakes up in the morning

gliff159 · 7 days

I see your class at 8am and post-grad work at 7am and raise you 4 am working in a bakery

I see what you did there

unidentified_human · 7 days

I feel your pain. I did 10 years in a bakery with starts ranging from 2:30-4:30. That was a rough decade.

emlgsh · 7 days

To you who are responsible for the flaky and delicious baked goods that enable those of us working at 7AM to survive, I offer supplication.

jlwtformer · 7 days

Oil rig. 5 pm to 5 am. 14 days straight. And did I mention that you live on the rig and have no internet?

gravytown · 7 days

Who made that awful choice for you that you have to work at that hour?

Fuckingupretorts · 7 days

fellow baker feeling the pain

dackkorto1 · 7 days

As someone who works at dunkin donuts I can confirm this as accurate.

AbeFromanLuvsSausage · 7 days

As a fellow baker just getting off work at 12:30pm, I die a little inside every night at 8:30pm when I set my alarm for 2:45am. One more month of shitty hours... just one more month!!

TurbidTwatCocktail · 7 days

SOHARDCORE.mp4

MattBamm · 7 days

What bakery do you work at? :)

djstangl · 7 days

I see your 4 a.m. bakery job and raise you unloading FedEx trucks at 3:30 a.m.

ShinInuko · 7 days

former Active Duty soldier here. 12 consecutive months at "work." At the Motorpool (if not on convoys or missions) from 0500 to 2200 Every. Single. Day.

"Full schedule and a half" for college is weaksauce.

nakedrampage · 7 days

I worked at an Einstein Bagels for 5 years as a manager/baker. I can attest to this atrocity. Nothing worse than closing the shop at 7pm only to be back at 3:30am the next day.

TheBeaverRetriever · 7 days

www.whoselineonline.org

masedizzle · 7 days

You work early, great. You want a fucking cookie? Make it at 4 am then.

spookydoom · 7 days

I worked in the bakery department of a local grocery store. You're right, being there early sucks ass.

Korrin · 7 days

This is why I'm happy to be going back to school. Reasonably early morning classes means no more ridiculously early morning work shifts.

toppofthemorning · 7 days

I see your 4am working and call you with 4am start at Starbucks. Albeit I fuel my caffeine addiction but I also have to fuel yours as well. You are not always pleasant that early in the mornings.

ParallelDementia · 7 days

I'm a baker myself man, I feel your pain.

Cocaine8D · 7 days

3am at a craft store here.

singingbeauty126 · 7 days

You're funny. Try working the graveyard shift at a hospital and get back to me.

judgemebymyusername · 7 days

All the 18-22 year old's serving in the military over in Afghanistan don't have the time or internet access to even contribute to this...because they are fucking serving in Afghanistan.

jpesh1 · 7 days

Another baker, 2am-10am.

Saibottomus · 7 days

Hahaha software engineer here, I can start and finish whenever I want as long as I do 40 hours a week.

dinnerplate-jack · 7 days

Really? Surgical resident here. 0530 until 1730...the next day.

And yes, I agree, it's stupid.

godlameroso · 7 days

Hahahah mere bakery employee, try running one, and raising a family then sleep becomes a luxury at best.

moosifat · 6 days

this I went to culinary school for two years and commuted to 5 am and 6 am classes for 6 quarters straight and work with a current schedule that is completely different... 4pm - 4am

funny

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