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[–]gauld 2 points3 points ago

Why is everybode complaining about that? I have to get up at 5 AM during weekdays and I know there are loads of ppl that get up before I do

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Because people were complaining about 8am classes... I sometimes even get up at 4am to go to swim practice.

[–]shutupayouface 0 points1 point ago

And people in Africa don't have beds.

Just because one situation is bad doesn't make a different situation any better.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

And I'm sorry we just so happen to be better off than the Africans. Just because a situation is worse somewhere else doesn't mean you can use it like that. I honestly hate when people use Africa as an example of something being worse than something else. Yes the situation is bad over there, so do something about it instead of exploiting their bad luck to make your point.

[–]shutupayouface 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but those people are alive. There are people who aren't alive, so what right do they have to complain? /your logic.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yes, they're alive. We are too. So are the penguins. People die, its nature. Some faster than others, yes, but we all die. Why can't they complain, you ask? Because they haven't had the good to complain about the bad. Sounds like a douche remark, but its true.

[–]shutupayouface -1 points0 points ago

You don't do well on reading comprehension tests, do you?

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -1 points0 points ago

Still in high school, remember? Dead people can't complain about anything so I didn't know how to respond to your comment. So I went off on another rant.

And also why is there a rate limit at which I can comment? Prevent spam?

[–]shutupayouface -1 points0 points ago

My point is, by your logic, people in Africa shouldn't complain because somewhere, someone has it worse than they do.

It's like saying to somebody who gets stabbed, "well at least they didn't rape you as well." Dude still got stabbed, and people still wake up earlier than they want to. Just because you wake up earlier than them doesn't mean it doesn't suck to wake up earlier than you want to.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] 0 points1 point ago

I never said someone has it worse than them, I said they haven't had the good to complain about the bad.

Using your example, a man never complains about getting stabbed until he does get stabbed.

[–]LeonProfessional 1 point2 points ago

No one cares. Hardly anyone gets as much sleep as they want. This isn't funny whatsoever.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

However I appreciate your honest opinion and hope I didn't waste your precious cat looking time...

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Looking at your other comments I see that you rage a lot, so I won't bother with making a comeback. And don't reply saying "Fuck you man your shit ain't funny" or something of the sort, for it would be a waste of time.

[–]LeonProfessional 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing you don't browse /new/ much. There are a lot of bad posts in this subreddit. Yours isn't bad, but it just isn't funny.

Also, looking at the other comments in this thread, it's obvious a lot of people share my viewpoint.

Also, I like how you "wouldn't bother with making a comeback," then made a condescending snarky comment about looking at cat pictures. Definitely impressive how quickly you reneged there.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

So I have an indecisive mind. You caught me. Can't you just downvote and move on? I don't need a "this isn't funny". What I'm trying to say is, like it? Upvote. Don't like it? Downvote . Have a question or similar story? Comment. Then move on.

[–]MbMn91 0 points1 point ago

I believe his comment was, "you are not funny."

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -1 points0 points ago

"No one cares. Hardly anyone gets as much sleep as they want. This isn't funny whatsoever."

Nope

[–]LeonProfessional 0 points1 point ago

You should look into what "effective feedback" is about. If you ask me if I like something, and I just say "no," you learn nothing. You have zero understanding of why I dislike it. You are completely prone to making the same mistake, because you didn't gain enough valuable information from the question. That's why comments exist. That's how feedback works. I made my feedback as succinct as possible.

[–]dirtyoldhobo[S] -1 points0 points ago

Why would I care what someone else's opinion is? I like it, that's good enough for me.

[–]Melvin_Udall 1 point2 points ago

Get used to it. This is part of the process of preparing you for life.

[–]Melvin_Udall 0 points1 point ago

[–]rswagglehipbunny211 1 point2 points ago

Deal with it