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[–]Glu-e 33 points34 points ago

Meth head in the Middle.

[–]plan99fromouterspace 67 points68 points ago

Synopsis for S04E13 "Off the Face" - Old man he ring the bell is make explode most potent bomb. Black/Mexican man is walk but he off the face and then he die.

[–]HankLago 22 points23 points ago

"Special features: Exclusive interviews with Edward Norton and Tim Roth"

[–]shibblywibbly 6 points7 points ago

So have you watched Breaking Bad?

Norton: Yeah, it's a pretty cool show. Probably the best one I've seen in 10 years.

[–]poktanju 12 points13 points ago

As far as I can tell, the Chinese title of Breaking Bad is "絕命毒師", meaning something like the "terminally ill drug-master". That is kind of clunky in either language. I would've gone straight to the point and called it "冰毒博士", or "Doctor Meth".

[–]mumfdl 4 points5 points ago

As a chinese, i always thought the title 「絕命毒師」means 「a drug master/teacher who kills」; also apparently all the chinese on this picture is translated by some online translation website.

[–]jxdjxd 11 points12 points ago

I may print this and put it in a dvd case.

[–]NoThingsConsidered 10 points11 points ago

I think I would pay to hear a chinese guy try to explain what was happening like director commentary.

[–]howdaydodats 8 points9 points ago

Break so bad mutha' fuckers wanna find me

[–]Pac_Man 5 points6 points ago

But first DEA gotta find me. What's $5 million to a mu'fucka like me, can you please remind me? Break so bad, this meth crazy, poison kids; that shit don't phase me.

[–]WillyVWade 3 points4 points ago

Break so bad, this cancer's gonna kill me

But first doctors gonna bill me

What's 40K job to chemist like me

Could you please tell me?

Cook so good, This shit's crazy

Cash only, that's how they pay me

Hank can search, to Timbuktu and look at him like "shit he's crazy"

Cook so good, This shit's clear

You ain't even s'posed to cook here

Cook so hard, This pure gear

Psycho, I’m liable, to go Walter

Take your pick, Methlamine, Psudeo-Fed, Ephedrine

Teach so good, got a new watch. Tag Hu that goes tick tock.

All the while, loosing time. Hoping that, my lungs don't stop.

Teach so good, I'm shocked too, Jesse knows how to cook-good blue

If you'd seen, Just what I do

You'd be in Denny's getting breakfast too

Cook so hard, let's get making. Fugue state for like 6 days an'

Role model, Acid Bottles, Passing skills to Bitch-J

Cook Yo' good, bitch behave, Stay out of my terri-tary.

Madrigal, L. Quay. Moving these bags to the Czech Ray.

[–]WillyVWade 1 point2 points ago

I have so much work to do for tomorrow...

[–]Lakers95Biggest Walt/Heisenberg fan in the WOOOORLD! 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know Lois was in Breaking Bad....What the hayell!?

[–]triplea20xMAGNETS! OHH! 7 points8 points ago

She was Anna Gunn's understudy

[–]waningdollar 4 points5 points ago

Danger Funny!

[–]moxiedrinker82/-.-\ Reasonably 2 points3 points ago

Great, now I have a Chinese string version of the theme song stuck in my head. (I don't even think that exists...)

[–]perrycox69 2 points3 points ago

If I had a high-res of this, I'd totally put it on a DVD case.

[–]Johnborkowski 2 points3 points ago

The underwear is always the same.

[–]jaggysnake3 1 point2 points ago

I can never summarise Breaking Bad very well to my friends who ask what it's about, but that synopsis is perfect. Gonna use it word for word!

[–]mandalakud 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE FUNNY

[–]SnoochieBoochies182 1 point2 points ago

This is a bootleg, I can tell from some of the pictures and seeing some bootlegs in my time.

[–]chinquentes28 -5 points-4 points ago

Shut up and take my money!

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[–]Cullly 0 points1 point ago

How is it racist?

[–]Scereye -1 points0 points ago

So, what series is on the DVD? Malcolm in the Middle or Breaking bad? Any Idea? It would be hilarious if someone bought the dvd because of the text on the back (i guess they translated the english text to chinese) just to have a series on DVD about a kid with his family beeing funny.

[–]triplea20xMAGNETS! OHH! 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure someone just photoshopped this...

[–]Scereye 0 points1 point ago

Bleh, now that u say it.. probably true. Too bad though, got excited for a second there..

[–]Zyvexal[S] 7 points8 points ago

it might well be that this is real, I've seen Chinese bootlegged versions of Game of Thrones dvds with Sean Bean's head photoshopped onto thor's body on the front cover.

[–]wellthatsuck5Irish Cartel 1 point2 points ago

What I thought reading this comment :

Meth is a hell of a drug