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[–]LowPEZ 8 points9 points ago

[–]TunefulPegasus 4 points5 points ago

louis CK is awesome.

[–]STUN_Runner 3 points4 points ago

Rape, in the bible, is basically a property crime. It's not considered a crime against the woman, it's a crime against the man who owns her.

[–]FishStand 5 points6 points ago

I just realized saying "God damit" is not "taking the Lord's name in vain," since "God" is not its name.

[–]NiteShadeX2 7 points8 points ago

Would it be either way?

You are saying "God damn it" as in "God curse this object." Its not like you're going "Fuck God". If anything its a command, I think...

[–]4ScienceandReason 11 points12 points ago

I think he's saying,

  • "God Damn!" = Okay.
  • "Yahweh Damn!" = Sin.

o.O

[–]RedderNeckanize 0 points1 point ago

Wrong, You are misunderstanding the commandment as do many. "God Damn!" = probobly not a good thing but not the sin of the ten cammandments "Dear God please forgive me for hitting my sister." - Not really sorry and will do it again. THAT is saying the lords name in vain.

there are others too but i am lazy.

[–]LS_DJ 1 point2 points ago

But seriously, fuck god

[–]therealsylvos 1 point2 points ago

I think you get let of the hook if you don't believe he exists and are just being snarky, put down your stones everyone.

Relevant

[–]RedderNeckanize 0 points1 point ago

If God existed you would probably not be dammed for saying that but it isn’t a good thing. If God doesn’t exist then what you said doesn’t really make sense.

[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point ago

I think if god existed, it'd have a sense of humor

[–]RedderNeckanize 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I think so too.

[–]Coal_Morgan 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he would, he'd know everything that was going to happen for all time and every eventuality or even possibility. He'd experience everything in the tiniest fraction of time and then be bored for all eternity.

I think he'd exist for a split second and then use his omnipotence to kill himself.

[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point ago

See, I think you're viewing 'god' from what is a human perspective. If an omnipotent being did exist, it's thoughts would not be of trivial things like being bored. In fact, I've always been of the opinion that striving to understand god is humanly unknowable and therefore absurd.

But I don't think there is a god, at least not a biblical one. And I'm fully comfortable in saying fuck the god from the bible. That one is controlling, manipulative, jealous, violent, bigoted and ignorant...much like the people who wrote the book and made 'god' up

[–]Coal_Morgan 1 point2 points ago

I was being facetious. I think the idea of omni is patently ridiculous. It's one of the reasons I believe god isn't real, the only semi-observable infinites are space and time and they're only infinite because tangibles exist in them. Besides time and space, we have concepts like numbers that are conceptually infinite and that is what I believe god is; a concept of us, with restrictions removed, nothing more then an idea to explicate the inexplicable. THEN SCIENCE!!

[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point ago

FOR SCIENCE! My bad about not picking up on the facetiousness, didn't want to come off as a dick

[–]Coal_Morgan 1 point2 points ago

You didn't.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

I believe ordering the alleged creator of the universe to condemn something for eternity is a wee bit disrespectful.

[–]FSMfan 2 points3 points ago

Also missing from the 10 C's: slavery.

[–]Skoolz[S] 2 points3 points ago

In fact, the Bible condones slavery.

[–]Xanthos 1 point2 points ago

Where?

[–]Skoolz[S] 2 points3 points ago

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)

etc etc...

[–]Xanthos 1 point2 points ago

Thank you!

[–]CanPanther 0 points1 point ago

Also missing: cannibalism (re: eating Christ's flesh and drinking his blood)

[–]lightsandcandy 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the link to the original?

[–]phism 1 point2 points ago

I always thought this was one of the most misconstrued commandments. I took it to mean "don't waste my time praying for trivial nonsense." But that would cut out like 98% of prayers, at least in the United States, so I can see why that wouldn't be a popular interpretation.

[–]one_two_many_lots -1 points0 points ago

It would also ban people from thanking god for every single thing every even thought it wasn't god.

[–]Skoolz[S] 0 points1 point ago

say whaaaat?

[–]Tlingit_Raven 0 points1 point ago

That's not what...

Meh, what's the point? People here don't want context or knowledge on anything anyway.

[–]KaosKing 1 point2 points ago

except the bit about adultery. i think it's included in that.

[–]GenuinelyCrooked 2 points3 points ago

You could only possibly make this argument if you completely ignore spousal rape.

[–]Aquagoat 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure adultery is sex with someone outside of marriage.

A fun part is when the Bible says that if you get divorced, the woman becomes an adulteress. And anyone who marries her, is also guilty of adultery.

[–]therealsylvos 0 points1 point ago

Verse please?

[–]baberg 4 points5 points ago

Matthew 5:32

But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.

[–]therealsylvos 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I never knew why the Catholic Church was so opposed to divorce throughout history until now. It seemed to occur in the Bible, so this was a point of confusion for me.

[–]HurtJayD -2 points-1 points ago

Louis Louis Loius Louuiiiss

[–]Skoolz[S] 0 points1 point ago

If you're singing the title song for his show, it should be "Louie, Louie, Louie, Louiiiieee" since he spells it different for the show. ;P

[–]Thereminz -2 points-1 points ago

totally not a repost

[–]dnuts4u 0 points1 point ago

rape is just another form of procreation.

[–]TheIcelander 0 points1 point ago

Only if it's not a legitimate rape.

[–]dnuts4u 0 points1 point ago

well duh, that's the only kind you can get pregnant from!

[–]Blastface -1 points0 points ago

Where's that bot that tells you about reposts?

[–]RedderNeckanize -1 points0 points ago

It's actually to act holy saying thank God and all that while infront of people, but murder and rape behind peoples back. Another would be to pay to god for forgivness for the same thing over and over and over.

“You shall not commit adultery." would probobly include rape..

“You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.” also this, where nighbor means anyone.

[–]Fitness_Beginner 1 point2 points ago

“You shall not commit adultery." would probobly include rape..

What if it's your wife?

[–]BugLamentations -4 points-3 points ago

I realize that it's difficult for a super-genius like Louis CK to be bothered with the actual details of the Ten Commandments, but rape is covered by the Sixth Commandment:

From the Catholic Catechism: 2356 Rape is the forcible violation of the sexual intimacy of another person. It does injury to justice and charity. Rape deeply wounds the respect, freedom, and physical and moral integrity to which every person has a right. It causes grave damage that can mark the victim for life. It is always an intrinsically evil act. Graver still is the rape of children committed by parents (incest) or those responsible for the education of the children entrusted to them.

[–]-Holden-Caulfield 3 points4 points ago

That isn't the sixth commandment, nor is the Catholic Catechism the bible.

The sixth commandment is ""Thou shalt not commit adultery", which is not the same as "Thou shalt not rape." You can rape your spouse, and that does not fall under the category of adultery.

Even the Catholic Catechism says this (2380). "Adultery refers to marital infidelity. When two partners, of whom at least one is married to another party, have sexual relations - even transient ones - they commit adultery."

Not the same thing as rape at all.

[–]BugLamentations -2 points-1 points ago

It's appropriate that your namesake is a caustic teenage know-it-all.

The Catholic Catechism is the exegesis on the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

Here is the full entry on the Sixth Commandment:

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s2c2a6.htm

[–]Skoolz[S] 1 point2 points ago

Again, the catechism is NOT the bible. It is a certain group of men's interpretation of the bible. They could have added that "do not commit adultery" also means you cannot buy a donkey on the 3rd wednesday of every month, for that shows deep disrespect towards the wife, and Catholics would have eaten it up and it would now be defined as adultery.

[–]BugLamentations -4 points-3 points ago

In other words, an anonymous atheist named Skoolz understands the fukll intentions of the Ten Commandments better than a religion that is part of an at-least 4000 year old continuum.

Color me unimpressed.

[–]Coal_Morgan 2 points3 points ago

Understands it as well as the Catholic. In that they read it and interpreted how they wanted too. The Catholic Cathechism is a glorified interpretation or an opinion, the people who wrote the original texts were never around to spell out all the bullshit the Catholics interpreted and read into it, when they weren't just straight up adding b.s.

[–]Skoolz[S] 2 points3 points ago

No, that's not even what I said or what I tried to imply. You must be feeling that your faith is being challenged, so you must defend it, and I understand that. But what you said is not a valid reason to consider the catechism as truth outside of the bible. "God" intended the bible to be taken at face value. Religions just get a bunch of people together to interpret it the way THEY see fit; whichever way controls people more effectively, and hides the hundreds of discrepancies in the book. That's why there are so many different Christian denominations and Old Testament religions. To me, I see it as obvious that these religions are a scary power that shape the bible into whatever they want, to make it even more detrimental than it already is. Why do you think the Catholic religion didn't want to translate the bible for every man to read?

And finally, how is the Catholic church part of a 4000 year old continuum? Didn't it start after Jesus supposedly walked the earth?

PS. Could you have your lovely Catechism writers from the 4000 year old continuum interpret this passage for me: "Dear friends, I am not writing a new commandment, for it is an old one you have always had, right from the beginning. This commandment – to love one another – is the same message you heard before. Yet it is also new." (1 John 2:7-8 NLT)

[–]NaChoBizness 0 points1 point ago

Color me unimpressed.

Were we supposed to be impressed by your silly red herring and ad hominems?